The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

I have no words

[nostalgic]

I love how rockstar includes the same firework launcher everytime they give us new gifts - said nobody over

[CrysisAverted]

want to join doomsday heist

waiting for 5 minutes

try joining another

stuck in clouds

 

*sigh*

[Kyoto]

*Exports Z-Type

*Finishes modifications

*Has to wait for other members of org even though I'm the only one in it

*Game glitches

*Spawns outside, frozen in place, -$20K, has to swap sessions, and Z-Type is gone.

 

Cool.

[Hazzardtohimself]

I have no words

Two things spring to mind:

The first is that you'd have won all of the cookies and internets if that trailer had attached itself to the back of your rig after its breakdancing.

The second is the nerve of that NPC getting agro-ed at you for lightly brushing the chaos that his truck / trailer had become.

[Handsome Jack]

Empty sessions. Again.

 

Got to be the fifth day in a row now. What the f*ck is wrong with this thing?

 

Time to grind if its doing that lol

[No Homing]

 

Empty sessions. Again.

 

Got to be the fifth day in a row now. What the f*ck is wrong with this thing?

 

Time to grind if its doing that lol

 

 

 

Until a random player joins and obliterates your supplies.

No thanks, I'll stick to MTU.

[Handsome Jack]

Truuu

[secrecy274]

When can we finally get rid of these atrocious Christmas decorations in the Avenger and MOC?

[Mach1bud]

When can we finally get rid of these atrocious Christmas decorations in the Avenger and MOC?

 

Never they will always stay.

[MitchMaljers]

*Exports Z-Type

*Finishes modifications

*Has to wait for other members of org even though I'm the only one in it

*Game glitches

*Spawns outside, frozen in place, -$20K, has to swap sessions, and Z-Type is gone.

 

Cool.

Oh I've encountered this sh*t before like 5 times..

 

Really annoying.

[Sikkoftrolz]

Heist set up in the deluxo, get to the last part with the plane on the runway with minutes to spare.

I try to engage hover, doesn't work, try again, doesn't work... Ok, get out and back in, doesn't work, times ticking away....1:20 to go, tries hover mode, doesn't work, get out and back in again, works... BUT NOT ENOUGH F*CKING TIME LEFT TO COMPLETE DATA TRANSFER, XBOX ONE OFF.

 

Thanks r*/take2 you're a joke!

[Sentinel Driver]

I hope that for christmas r* resets everyone's kd ratio

[yoe_dirt]

why do you get wanted levels by the cop when doing bunker supplies mission using Akula? it is such a bothersome

[datetenou]

Test driving my new slow as f*ck chernoborg or whatever is that

 

The handling sucks

Rams and explode random cars on the read (its the feature)

Cant see a single sh*t in front even when switching to 1st person because its a 1 side cab

The cops comes after me

 

Wait what??

[Khaisz]

I have no words

9/10, If only it had stuck the landing.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

I'll share to you guys some of the most strange, silly and outright infurating things that I experience daily with this game.

 

It seems that the NPCs are learning from watching jet griefers...

 

 

 

 

 

To be fair, this was my fault... Kinda.

 

 

 

Edited December 31, 2017 by Voodoo-Hendrix

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Just going to leave this here.

[IOTBW]

Played at least 10 rounds of Deadline tonight. Won a few lost a few. Can we not own the horn from that? f*cking R*

[Nerfgoth]

What the hell happened to my face?!?

 

 

It's certainly not my best angle.

Its the shading in the programming! Happend to myself, its one of those things that they didnt get right when they transfered the game from LG to CG/PC!

[CrysisAverted]

go online

still want to do doomsday heists because yesterday ended in my total inability to so because the game is a piece of sh*t

quick join doomsday heist

turn away from screen

turn back, wtf where the countdown, huh must have gotten kicked

try again

wait a couple minutes

try joining again

nothing happening, oh ok

oh theres snow, cool

hop in Deluxo

where were going we don't need snow tires

fly off

cool hunt the beast event, click participate

flying towards city from behind mt gordo

some dude started fortified

cool, I have a time machine and I can guarantee that piece of scrap is going to end up a flaming wreckage (honestly whether or not I'm even involved)

flying towards dude when I finally get joined into doomsday heist lobby

oh f*ck I forgot I was waiting to join a lobby

ah well

loading forever

network error

stuck in clouds

 

oh come f*cking on I literally stopped playing yesterday because I couldn't connect to the new flagship f*cking missions and got stuck playing the f*cking cloud™ expansion

and literally the first f*cking thing I try to do when I hop back online a day later the same f*cking this happens holy f*cking sh*t this game is ass

 

closed game

restarted

try to join doomsday heist

connect rather fast compared to previous attempts

stuck in the clouds

 

god f*cking dammit let me f*cking play the f*cking game C*

Edited December 31, 2017 by CrysisAverted

[theyorkshirejo]

How many times do I need to drop this stupid Carbine Rifle before it goes away???

I DONT WANT IT.

Clearly I always use my Special Carbine, so why does it always default me back to the carbine rifle???

Driving me bonkers.

[CrysisAverted]

haha...

restarted again after my last post

found a lobby

waited till it got full

the host dies on the last part of the fireman heist whatever

he rage quits

stuck in clouds

 

this has been a very productive hour

here I am trying to play the game, have fun and make money

but f*cking C* makes it impossible

I could just as easily do a glitch, make millions, sure it might be tedious and not fun but at least after the time I invest in it I will actually have something out of it unlike "playing" this game, I use playing loosely because this game is more waiting in the clouds and reloading the game than it is actual gameplay.

Edited December 31, 2017 by CrysisAverted

[Sentinel Driver]

I complained to rockstar support about my assistant constantly calling me about the office garage. They told me to do a hard reset on my console....

[Jenkiiii]

Not B&M, but where else do I post this question?

Does anyone know why our favourite most-hated forum members have been banned AGAIN?

Busted:*****
Shadow OPs

Diana McFlurry

 

Is this a yearly culling routine, or do they annoy everyone else as much as they annoy me?

[Dacelo]

Diana was banned due to something on Discord, I think she threatened to hit her cat..? Not mentioned was Steamy Breezy, he was a new member who got banned for being hostile often. No clue about shadow.

[Jenkiiii]

Diana was banned due to something on Discord, I think she threatened to hit her cat..? Not mentioned was Steamy Breezy, he was a new member who got banned for being hostile often. No clue about shadow.

 

Thanks, but where is this stuff announced, or is it someone in admin or staff who hits the ban button on a bad day?

 

I'd like a staff explanation as to why these people were banned, or a thread with a list of banned members + explanation, otherwise it makes GTAF look like a silly site where people get banned willy-nilly without much thought, and also out of personal curiosity because I dislike Shadow OPS and Diana McFlurry and their continuous sh*t-posting, off-topic and self-obsessed comments.

Edited December 31, 2017 by Jenkiiii

[theyorkshirejo]

Does anyone have tips for that one supply mission for Ron where you protect the Titan??? The plane they give you is absolutely useless and using a buzzard doesnt help either.

Why would they send you to protect a giant plane with absolutely no ability to lock on to attacking aircraft?? F*cking dumb.

[79'Blazer4x4]

Does anyone have tips for that one supply mission for Ron where you protect the Titan??? The plane they give you is absolutely useless and using a buzzard doesnt help either.

Why would they send you to protect a giant plane with absolutely no ability to lock on to attacking aircraft?? F*cking dumb.

Back when I was doing hangar missions(I no longer do because the profit is absolute garbage, I only did it to unlock discounts on aircraft), I used the Savage. The NPC Buzzards don't attack you, so you don't have to worry about its terrible armour against bullets, and its explosive cannon does wonders against the Buzzards. Bonus note, If I remember correctly there's no friendly fire against the titan, so you don't have to worry about accidentally hitting it, at least with the Savage cannon.

Edited December 31, 2017 by 79'Blazer4x4

[Hécate-II]

Does anyone have tips for that one supply mission for Ron where you protect the Titan??? The plane they give you is absolutely useless and using a buzzard doesnt help either.

Why would they send you to protect a giant plane with absolutely no ability to lock on to attacking aircraft?? F*cking dumb.

Destroy one NPC Buzzard. It won't re-spawn unless you destroy the two Buzzards.

 

I used every possible aircraft for this mission, train yourself at aiming with Buzzard minigun, its hard at first, but its powerful when you take your time(like 3 secondes to blow up any helico)

Edited December 31, 2017 by Hécate-II