The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Arrows to Athens]

I think I'm finally done. The orbital strike was the final straw. Even if it never hits me, the fact that it exists is insulting enough.

Gotta bump up those shark card sales.

[Sikkoftrolz]

Some days I swear the whole NPC population of LS is getting paid by the dudes getting pissed by me stealing their cars. As if it wasnt enough to be chased by maniacs trying to shoot up your car and increase your repair costs, the NPC traffic seems completely kamikaze and intent of crashing into you by any means necessary..

Yes, I know its because they get spooked by all the gunshots and all, but goddamn.

The kamikaze aspect can be mitigated somewhat.

 

The traffic/police/npc enemies all seem to mirror your pads input, that's what I found anyway. So I coast a little every time I see imminent danger, then manoeuvre out the way, it seems to work well for me anyway. Watch the police cars do it when you left right left the steering on the pad when you are behind them with a wanted level.

I also had a random car in traffic earlier steer into me and follow me in a full circle as I tried to avoid it, till I let go of the pad!

Edited December 29, 2017 by Sikkoftrolz

[79'Blazer4x4]

HOLY CRAP ! So now that we have extra outfit slots I thought Id make some new ones.

 

What is with this clusterf*ck of incompatible clothing???

 

suit vest-must wear a compatible jacket

business shirt-must wear a compatible jacket

vest shirts-must be wearing a vest...but I am wearing a vest

fitted suit jacket-not compatible with your current outfit...I havent even been able to view these cuz I cant figure out what a compatible outfit may be

It took me 20 minutes just to figure out how to make a simple black suit and tie outfit.

Are there any threads explaining all this douchery?

It wouldn't be nearly as bad(still would be bad, but not quite as much) if it at least told you what you need to be wearing to be compatible with the incompatible thing, but instead they expect you to buy the whole store to find out what you need to wear to be able to also wear a f*cking watch.

[Lupo-Akane]

 

 

 

This dlc was a let down, boring just flipping boring....

It's just the same as the other crap dlcs before it, boring.

No it isnt. Youre either playing with the wrong people or youre just not that good at the missions. Unskilled doesnt necessarily equate boring, when it comes to these. No offense.

Skill has noting to do with this, it's a boring story. Shoot the bullet sponge npc's, than go here and shoot some more....take this and shoot some more.So what is it that you want?? Because for all I know, all games that include shooting are all about going here and there to shoot...A story, characters that I want to save, something worth doing.

[Dburger]

Did they nerf the Deluxos acceleration and speed in road mode? If I launch from a burnout it only gets up to 20 mph before shifting to second gear, then it takes forever to get to 80, and then itll wheeze its way up to about 110 now. Fully upgraded with what can be added at LSC, no weapons. It used to blast all the way up to 120 ish quickly. Wasnt ever the fastest car in the world, but it was never this slow.

[Arrows to Athens]

Did they nerf the Deluxos acceleration and speed in road mode? If I launch from a burnout it only gets up to 20 mph before shifting to second gear, then it takes forever to get to 80, and then itll wheeze its way up to about 110 now. Fully upgraded with what can be added at LSC, no weapons. It used to blast all the way up to 120 ish quickly. Wasnt ever the fastest car in the world, but it was never this slow.

Speedometers aren't meant to be taken literally; they were never accurate to begin with (unless you're talking about the top speed challenge speedometer). I doubt the Deluxo could hit 120 mph; that's like high-end sports car speed. It doesn't feel that fast. I would say it's around the 110 - 115 mph area, but we'll have to wait for Broughy's testing.

Edited December 29, 2017 by Arrows to Athens

[Picklez]

- Remember when Martin used to send you invites to Contact Missions instead of spamming you with contextless and gimmicky Stunt Race and Adversary Mode invites?

I remember back when it was Dom who sent you stunt race invites. But then C* replaced him with Madrazo because I guess they just wanted his constipated looking portrait to be the face of job invite spam. At least Dom made sense for stunt racing.

Edited December 29, 2017 by Picklez

[Dburger]

 

Did they nerf the Deluxos acceleration and speed in road mode? If I launch from a burnout it only gets up to 20 mph before shifting to second gear, then it takes forever to get to 80, and then itll wheeze its way up to about 110 now. Fully upgraded with what can be added at LSC, no weapons. It used to blast all the way up to 120 ish quickly. Wasnt ever the fastest car in the world, but it was never this slow.

Speedometers aren't meant to be taken literally; they were never accurate to begin with. I doubt the Deluxo could hit 120 mph; that's like high-end sports car speed. It doesn't feel that fast. I would say it's around the 110 - 115 mph area, but we'll have to wait for Broughy's testing.

Even then, I first noticed this because it just felt slower than it had been, regardless of exact mph. Simply just felt down on power. Maybe Ill finally watch a Broughy video for the first time because of this.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

Did they nerf the Deluxos acceleration and speed in road mode? If I launch from a burnout it only gets up to 20 mph before shifting to second gear, then it takes forever to get to 80, and then itll wheeze its way up to about 110 now. Fully upgraded with what can be added at LSC, no weapons. It used to blast all the way up to 120 ish quickly. Wasnt ever the fastest car in the world, but it was never this slow.

Speedometers aren't meant to be taken literally; they were never accurate to begin with. I doubt the Deluxo could hit 120 mph; that's like high-end sports car speed. It doesn't feel that fast. I would say it's around the 110 - 115 mph area, but we'll have to wait for Broughy's testing.

Even then, I first noticed this because it just felt slower than it had been, regardless of exact mph. Simply just felt down on power. Maybe Ill finally watch a Broughy video for the first time because of this.

 

He hasn't tested the Deluxo yet, so you'll have to wait on that.

 

But yeah, the Deluxo never really felt that fast. The Stromberg, on the other hand, feels high-end sports car fast.

Edited December 29, 2017 by Arrows to Athens

[TheFroggmann]

I think I'm finally done. The orbital strike was the final straw. Even if it never hits me, the fact that it exists is insulting enough.

 

Just take pleasure in the thought that you pissed off someone enough to want to make you THAT dead...

 

 

BTW I cheered when this happened...

[Sanches]

Even tho the situation with Hermes is well known now and i got a reply from support, i didn't get any money yet. This is a second time im not getting a bonus, but support claims the opposite.

[EkaSwede]

NPCs shouldn't be able to take cover or blind fire

[Happy Hunter]

Endless session splits and getting stuck in clouds. Again.

 

Yay. There's all the millions of dollars people paid hard at work.

[—TheSquid—]

Why do police helicopters feel the need to declare Jihad on me and ram my aircraft?

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

Two tries and CEO quits. I hate people in this game so much.

 

How can you high levels demolish people in free yet die do incredibly easy in heists?

 

Please tell me.

 

 

Advice from a level 1220.

Take cover,armor,and snacks

 

No U in the word armor so stop .

Edited December 29, 2017 by jerryinohio78

[EkaSwede]

Infinite enemies is a bad mechanic thought up by bad untalented, intelligent deficient people who playtested things on god mode and cranked up the difficulty because lol.

Edited December 29, 2017 by EkaSwede

[Dr.Rosenthal]

 

Some days I swear the whole NPC population of LS is getting paid by the dudes getting pissed by me stealing their cars. As if it wasnt enough to be chased by maniacs trying to shoot up your car and increase your repair costs, the NPC traffic seems completely kamikaze and intent of crashing into you by any means necessary..

Yes, I know its because they get spooked by all the gunshots and all, but goddamn.

The kamikaze aspect can be mitigated somewhat.

 

The traffic/police/npc enemies all seem to mirror your pads input, that's what I found anyway. So I coast a little every time I see imminent danger, then manoeuvre out the way, it seems to work well for me anyway. Watch the police cars do it when you left right left the steering on the pad when you are behind them with a wanted level.

I also had a random car in traffic earlier steer into me and follow me in a full circle as I tried to avoid it, till I let go of the pad!

 

 

True, I get what you're saying.. But then there's those times when you're going almost full speed with an empty lane in front of you, and an NPC car swerves in front of you right about when you're about to pass.. Or those that promptly stop when coming from a perpendicular angle in front of you lol

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

NPCs shouldn't be able to take cover or blind fire

I don't mind NPCs actually taking cover, what do bothers me is when an NPC going full Wanted bending the bullets and somehow hitting me with every single burst of a Micro SMG from a block's distance.

 

It's even more infurating when it's someone who shouldn't have such superhiman accuracy, like a redneck, a biker, a baller or a literal hobo.

[EkaSwede]

 

NPCs shouldn't be able to take cover or blind fire

I don't mind NPCs actually taking cover, what do bothers me is when an NPC going full Wanted bending the bullets and somehow hitting me with every single burst of a Micro SMG from a block's distance.

 

It's even more infurating when it's someone who shouldn't have such superhiman accuracy, like a redneck, a biker, a baller or a literal hobo.

 

They just activated "NoSpread" or something. Blind fire just looks so f*cking scrubby anyway. And f*cking cut down on the f*cking line of sight these enemies have for f*cks sake this f*cking game and it's f*cking f*ck of a f*cking sh*tf*ck.

Edited December 29, 2017 by EkaSwede

[Fireboy769]

 

- Remember when Martin used to send you invites to Contact Missions instead of spamming you with contextless and gimmicky Stunt Race and Adversary Mode invites?

I remember back when it was Dom who sent you stunt race invites. But then C* replaced him with Madrazo because I guess they just wanted his constipated looking portrait to be the face of job invite spam. At least Dom made sense for stunt racing. If the current timeline really IS 2017, then Dom's dead. That's why he's not the one sending invites anymore.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

NPCs shouldn't be able to take cover or blind fire

I don't mind NPCs actually taking cover, what do bothers me is when an NPC going full Wanted bending the bullets and somehow hitting me with every single burst of a Micro SMG from a block's distance.

 

It's even more infurating when it's someone who shouldn't have such superhiman accuracy, like a redneck, a biker, a baller or a literal hobo.

 

[Commander S]

 

NPCs shouldn't be able to take cover or blind fire

 

I don't mind NPCs actually taking cover, what do bothers me is when an NPC going full Wanted bending the bullets and somehow hitting me with every single burst of a Micro SMG from a block's distance.

 

It's even more infurating when it's someone who shouldn't have such superhiman accuracy, like a redneck, a biker, a baller or a literal hobo.

 

Probably explains why R* just said "f*** it", and made the new NPC goons literal aimbot hive-mind clone cyborgs...

[Picklez]

 

 

- Remember when Martin used to send you invites to Contact Missions instead of spamming you with contextless and gimmicky Stunt Race and Adversary Mode invites?

I remember back when it was Dom who sent you stunt race invites. But then C* replaced him with Madrazo because I guess they just wanted his constipated looking portrait to be the face of job invite spam. At least Dom made sense for stunt racing.

If the current timeline really IS 2017, then Dom's dead. That's why he's not the one sending invites anymore.

Oh ok then I guess they should disable all the contact missions since those took place in 2013.

 

Oh and re-demolish Madrozo's house in the hills or at least replace with a new house since it's 2017 now.

 

Or finally finish all the construction sites.

 

Oh and update all of the radio stations.

[zecanelao]

Went to a convenience store to buy snacks... my friend had already bought all of them. Limited snacks, that's a very stupid game design.

[Xiled]

Went to a convenience store to buy snacks... my friend had already bought all of them. Limited snacks, that's a very stupid game design.

Store with shelves full of food and snacks and drinks. Only has 3 bags of chips available to buy. Stores in game must get robbed so often, that all they can afford to put out is 3 bags. Like how do people live in the game when all the fast food restuarants don't exist and have to share 3 bags of chips with the entire city's population.

Edited December 29, 2017 by Xiled

[Blasterman4EVER]

Why the hell am I supposed to upgrade the Bullpup Rifle? Who uses this damn thing?

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Oh ok then I guess they should disable all the contact missions since those took place in 2013.

 

Oh and re-demolish Madrozo's house in the hills or at least replace with a new house since it's 2017 now.

 

Or finally finish all the construction sites.

 

Oh and update all of the radio stations.

Hey R* I heard that you like money, so why don't you guys actually finish the Mile High Club, turn it into an office and put an outrageous price on it?

 

I mean, I'll rather have that than the boring eyesore that is said construction site, I mean, it's 2017, yeah, I can't believe it either.

 

While we're at it, also finish these buildings, try to evolve the gameworld for once instead of digging more holes than Albert Hall.

 

http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Construction

[Commander S]

Why the hell am I supposed to upgrade the Bullpup Rifle? Who uses this damn thing?

 

 

...it's been my go-to rifle ever since it came out!

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Why the hell am I supposed to upgrade the Bullpup Rifle? Who uses this damn thing?

It looks cool?

[Geisterfaust]

Went to a convenience store to buy snacks... my friend had already bought all of them. Limited snacks, that's a very stupid game design.

Coke machines are limited to 10 drinks too. It's beyond me why.