The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Sanches]

Just give 535,000 to all players so that the f*cking problem is solved.

That's actually the best way to solve the problem.

But i still didn't get my refund. (^:

[autofanatic]

 

Just give 535,000 to all players so that the f*cking problem is solved.

That's actually the best way to solve the problem.

But i still didn't get my refund. (^:

 

At least it still is a f*cking solution to f*cking solve this sh*t. I have never thought that I would be f*cking charged for a free gift. But you know that rockstar always creates f*cking creative problem.

[_P136_]

Why the f*ck do missiles auto-lock on to cops. Why can't we disable that stupid sh*t. You fire one missile, get wanted level and then homing missiles are basically disabled for you. There is no use in trying to shoot any homing missiles because good luck hitting anything with them when the gaming is constantly auto-locking you to cops

Just checking but do you know you can switch targets with 7 and 9 on the numpad.

[EkaSwede]

 

Why the f*ck do missiles auto-lock on to cops. Why can't we disable that stupid sh*t. You fire one missile, get wanted level and then homing missiles are basically disabled for you. There is no use in trying to shoot any homing missiles because good luck hitting anything with them when the gaming is constantly auto-locking you to cops

Just checking but do you know you can switch targets with 7 and 9 on the numpad.

 

You can?

 

 

Edited December 28, 2017 by EkaSwede

[Dburger]

I was all excited about the Hermes (on XB1 so no purchasing troubles) until I found out that the color scheme works exactly like it does for the Dukes. All the trim and the bumpers fall under the secondary color. Neither car looks right with anything other than a chrome secondary IMO and they make you do ~40 Muscle races to unlock it. Keeping the car, but that was quite a let down. I mean, the Deluxo comes in a metal stock because it is theoretically supposed to. I would argue that its the same for the Hermes and Dukes. They should come as purchased with a chrome secondary that can be removed by the player if they want.

Edited December 28, 2017 by Dburger

[GTA-Biker]

Just today I noticed that the glitch that makes the crew emblem clip into biker vests has returned with Doomsday DLC.Hopefully R* patches it again.

Edited December 28, 2017 by GTA-Biker

[Sikkoftrolz]

 

Headhunter, last enemy and he's a moving target..... Sat literally on his ass with lock on and fired thirty "heat" seeking missiles, not one hits the target.... because cars are sooo much faster than a rocket! I smell sh*t, big pools of runny sh*te!

 

What a laughing stock of a dev you have become! Very disappointing.

Yes, the missiles always drop just shy of their cars even if they're going at 15mph.

 

It's made that way on purpose because buy a shark card.

 

I forgot I'm not an aimbot, so that's probably the reason, silly me for thinking I could kill anything as fast as the new t-1000 npc aiming system.

There's nothing in this game now that will make me want to buy a fish card,absolutely nothing, even less likely will be the purchase of RDR, as it's probably going to be the same, even if it's not, the way they have treated this game will definitely stop me buying it.

[Partajeesus]

 

Air races are completely broken again. I was just doing my daily objective and when the race started, my plane started, it took a huge dive at first. Almost crashed too. >.<

Same happened to me earlier, Burn your bridges was the race, I've not checked any other races yet to see if it affects them also. They've stopped us using custom planes also. Why sell us some really great racing planes, then not let us use them? smfh R*

 

 

Every air race has been like that for me.

[varulven]

 

 

Air races are completely broken again. I was just doing my daily objective and when the race started, my plane started, it took a huge dive at first. Almost crashed too. >.<

Same happened to me earlier, Burn your bridges was the race, I've not checked any other races yet to see if it affects them also. They've stopped us using custom planes also. Why sell us some really great racing planes, then not let us use them? smfh R*

 

 

Every air race has been like that for me.

 

Perkele

[ciel]

LET ME SELL PEGASUS VEHICLES

[Lisha]

I'm tired of getting spammed phonecalls from Lester, Agent 14, Ron, Martin Madrazo, every time I go Online. I'm not dropping $1m to buy a bunker.

 

Madrazo is the most needy. He always gets pissed because I'm not doing jobs for him, and he sends me so many mission texts. It makes me laugh that Michael was kinda scared of him in the Story, because he acts like a whiny bitch in GTA:O.

 

I also hate Ron's phonecall where he encourages me to purchase a hangar. I dunno why, but something about his voice pisses me off. It's like he's trying to emulate Trevor's manner of speech? It just comes off as cringy, especially since he doesn't say sh*t during the Series A introduction cutscene. He's such a hanger-on, it's embarrassing. I really hate his entire character, tbqh.

[Big Molio]

Creator is broken. Before, I could snap a piece of track to another for example, then go to advanced settings, position, local and move the second piece on an X, Y or Z axis relative to where it was, snapped to the first.

 

Now when I go to do this, the second piece auto rotates to a default 0,0,0 orientation moving it off the first.

 

Why f*ck with something that isn’t broken?

[Sentinel Driver]

Why does my hood go down every time I enter a car. Why even have an option for having your hood up if the game is constantly forcing your hood down. Stupid c*

[79'Blazer4x4]

I was all excited about the Hermes (on XB1 so no purchasing troubles) until I found out that the color scheme works exactly like it does for the Dukes. All the trim and the bumpers fall under the secondary color. Neither car looks right with anything other than a chrome secondary IMO and they make you do ~40 Muscle races to unlock it. Keeping the car, but that was quite a let down. I mean, the Deluxo comes in a metal stock because it is theoretically supposed to. I would argue that its the same for the Hermes and Dukes. They should come as purchased with a chrome secondary that can be removed by the player if they want.

Pure gold looks pretty good for the Hermes trim too imo, go take a look at my pictures in the Hermes appreciation thread for reference(post #564).

 

Also, you can do 40 of any races and it unlocks chrome for everything, it doesn't have to be muscle. I did it the hard way and legitimately won all of mine against randoms because I'm antisocial, but if you have a friend you can just trade wins on a really short track to unlock it in no time.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

LET ME SELL PEGASUS VEHICLES

Id be more than happy too get rid of alot of mine for nothing.

[TheFroggmann]

I was all excited about the Hermes (on XB1 so no purchasing troubles) until I found out that the color scheme works exactly like it does for the Dukes. All the trim and the bumpers fall under the secondary color. Neither car looks right with anything other than a chrome secondary IMO and they make you do ~40 Muscle races to unlock it. Keeping the car, but that was quite a let down. I mean, the Deluxo comes in a metal stock because it is theoretically supposed to. I would argue that its the same for the Hermes and Dukes. They should come as purchased with a chrome secondary that can be removed by the player if they want.

 

BTW the text is wrong on the chrome unlock. It's 50 race wins in ANY class.

 

Bookmark this playlist, and race against a friend who doesn't care about their W/L ratio:

 

Easy LSC Unlocks 1km drag x16 by Goatlips

http://rsg.ms/47f4a22

I'm tired of getting spammed phonecalls from Lester, Agent 14, Ron, Martin Madrazo, every time I go Online. I'm not dropping $1m to buy a bunker.

 

Madrazo is the most needy. He always gets pissed because I'm not doing jobs for him, and he sends me so many mission texts. It makes me laugh that Michael was kinda scared of him in the Story, because he acts like a whiny bitch in GTA:O.

 

I also hate Ron's phonecall where he encourages me to purchase a hangar. I dunno why, but something about his voice pisses me off. It's like he's trying to emulate Trevor's manner of speech? It just comes off as cringy, especially since he doesn't say sh*t during the Series A introduction cutscene. He's such a hanger-on, it's embarrassing. I really hate his entire character, tbqh.

 

For the contact mission calls you can stop these by calling them, requesting a job and completing it once. As for the pitches to buy other things. You're forked until you buy them.

 

As for Ron, yea he's a creepy F-. I swear he touches kids.

Edited December 28, 2017 by TheFroggmann

[EkaSwede]

 

LET ME SELL PEGASUS VEHICLES

Id be more than happy too get rid of alot of mine for nothing.

 

New update that should let you take a Peg vehicle you want to get rid of and fit it with so many explosive and have it airdropped somewhere for a big kaboom. And then it's off the list.

[Kaiju Blue]

Why the f*ck did I have to pay 20k for destroying the oppressor of someone with a bounty? They also left immediately after dying which meant I didn't even get a dime for it.

[TheFroggmann]

This guy didn't get the kill...

 

 

Granted it wasn't on purpose, but I'm sure he wanted to kill me. By that time I had pissed off about half the lobby and my friend had pissed off the other half.

Edited December 28, 2017 by TheFroggmann

[Shadowfennekin]

Okay, so literally all I need for the "Complete all preps, setups, and finales as crew member" are the first preps of act 2 and 3. Plus the Akula prep.

I managed to get lucky and finish somebody's Deluxo mission, expecting the Akula prep.... but nope I finally got the Ambulance prep!

 

And the only way to get the first preps... is to actually hop around until I find a finale, and hope the guy sticks around for a bit after.

Nobody would want to even do a Loyalty 2/3/4 even if I asked, much like with the normal Heists. So I'm settling for getting at least this one.

 

And I was about to get the Akula one done too.... but internet decided to just die randomly.

Edited December 28, 2017 by Shadowfennekin

[ALifeOfMisery]

Why the f*ck did I have to pay 20k for destroying the oppressor of someone with a bounty? They also left immediately after dying which meant I didn't even get a dime for it.

This keeps happening to me. I'll get the bad sport message, insurance money taken and then the bounty given to me.

[Non Funkable Token]

This guy didn't get the kill...

 

 

Granted it wasn't on purpose, but I'm sure he wanted to kill me. By that time I had pissed off about half the lobby and my friend had pissed off the other half.

 

He was fried anyway. Fried people can do nothing.

[Judicious 7]

This last act is absolutely atrocious. Infinite spawning enemies with butt loads of health crossing me from 15 different angles. Keep in mind that we're on a timer and the hacking mini game punishes you for the OVERLY SENSITIVE toggling of the joystick/keyboard. Don't even get me started on the ridiculous checkpoint system either. This game isn't tailored for heavy combat like they advertise. There's no shoulder switching, no fluid feedback from weapons, and the clunky movement that ensues which works against you 9 times out of 10. I see why people don't want to play this game. It's beyond unreasonable to play.

 

People may say, "Oh, but use your snacks & armor!" And yes, I agree, but when it's getting hot and I'm a hair away from death, literally going through my encyclopedia of menus to bring up the snacks and armor is seriously counterintuitive. This game's player movement design is broken beyond repair. I wanna help people and give them a chance, but when your freaking game is broken on basic third person shooter mechanics, you need to go back to the drawing board. Screw Act III of this Doomsday heist.

 

Paying millions of dollars just to access this garbage packaged as a "heist". Yeah, right. Not in a million years.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

My vehicle cargo got destroyed recently.

 

I was pretty bummed out about it.

 

But I think whoever destroyed it was probably more happy to destroy it that I am sad to lose it.

 

The total stock price of Take Two increased.

 

So, whatever.

[Lupo-Akane]

This dlc was a let down, boring just flipping boring....

 

It's just the same as the other crap dlcs before it, boring.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

My vehicle cargo got destroyed recently.

 

I was pretty bummed out about it.

 

But I think whoever destroyed it was probably more happy to destroy it that I am sad to lose it.

 

The total stock price of Take Two increased.

 

So, whatever.

Find a good lobby, join a good crew that runs lobbies. Selling in a public lobby with randoms is risky especially if you see an oppressor blip

[-Silence*]

Gotta love how the AI can shoot pistols with sniper like precision and damage while blind firing at people two blocks away...

[TheFroggmann]

 

My vehicle cargo got destroyed recently.

 

I was pretty bummed out about it.

 

But I think whoever destroyed it was probably more happy to destroy it that I am sad to lose it.

 

The total stock price of Take Two increased.

 

So, whatever.

Find a good lobby, join a good crew that runs lobbies. Selling in a public lobby with randoms is risky especially if you see an oppressor blip

 

 

Or a Deluxo, Ruiner 2000, Stromborg, Pyro, Molotok or Nothing *blip* Akula BOOM! *blip* Nothing...

 

Basically don't trust any dots... Figure out a way to get a solo public lobby.

Edited December 28, 2017 by TheFroggmann

[Geisterfaust]

^ Wont recommed solo public unless you want to do 100% of the job for 20% of the pay. With bunker chances are you will get Dune even for small sales, which is bollocks. It's better to run with a pack like Harbujahn said and join a crew: 5 min car sale will net you 320k, full coke 420+ demand, and Bunker 1 mil + demand. Solo public is cool for sourcing cars to save the slot, though.

 

Edit, corrected name. Sorry mate.

Edited December 28, 2017 by hei3enberg

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

 

My vehicle cargo got destroyed recently.

 

I was pretty bummed out about it.

 

But I think whoever destroyed it was probably more happy to destroy it that I am sad to lose it.

 

The total stock price of Take Two increased.

 

So, whatever.

Find a good lobby, join a good crew that runs lobbies. Selling in a public lobby with randoms is risky especially if you see an oppressor blip

 

 

Or a Deluxo, Ruiner 2000, Stromborg, Pyro, Molotok or Nothing *blip* Akula BOOM! *blip* Nothing...

 

Basically don't trust any dots... Figure out a way to get a solo public lobby.

 

Very true im currently in a place where selling is for the stupid lol, crew run lobbies it is then