The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[PaletoJoe]

My B&M, so f**king tired of this s**t

you were kind of in their lane, I think they panicked

My b&m....still no sale on the Tula. Even with the securoserv discount its just too much for what I plan to do with it, which is mostly park it next to my yacht and fap to it in the hot-tub

Edited November 25, 2017 by PaletoJoe

[Nerfgoth]

 

My B&M, so f**king tired of this s**t

you were kind of in their lane, I think they panicked

My b&m....still no sale on the Tula. Even with the securoserv discount its just too much for what I plan to do with it, which is mostly park it next to my yacht and fap to it in the hot-tub

If you going to fap to the pinup you could use the Bombuska instead!

[TheFroggmann]

f*ckING TRYHARDS!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

Yea they are a bit thick this weekend.

 

 

Just toy with them. Hit and run, passive when they are about to strike you. If they go for a jet and you have the distance get in a Howard or Alpha and fly just outside their range. If they start sending messages you are doing your job correctly.

 

Got this guy nice and hot and bothered. Did all I said above, lead him to my Yacht, put the shields and waited for the inevitable conclusion.

 

 

 

He then sniped me from the shore while I stood there and waved at him. He finally rage-quit after my friend mugged him.

[Wurmy]

snip

 

That drop of the wrecked hydra makes a perfect comedic moment.

[Cwinny24]

I still cannot play public lobbies, and if i want to play solo lobbies i have to waste my mobile data so gta "can download the files". Fix ur sh*t R*!!

[MitchMaljers]

I still cannot play public lobbies, and if i want to play solo lobbies i have to waste my mobile data so gta "can download the files". Fix ur sh*t R*!!

I'm always in public solo lobbies.. Add my GT: MitchMaljers

Edited November 25, 2017 by MitchMaljers

[spincther]

This game is feeling more and more boring every-time I load it up recently. sh*t, no matter what they add, its still the same sh*t its been for 4 years. Might finally be reaching my "burnt and done with" phase.

[Black-Dragon96]

Today was the worst day of the year.

Every lobby i joined had atleast one cheater in it. The first one had a godmode opressor, the second one a godmode flying tank, the third one (a deathmatch) had multiple godmode players (on mine and the enemy team), the fourth (a transform race) had a guy who teleported to every checkpoint an won the race in 25 sec the fifth lobby had the weirdest one. Every time I respawned this guys hydra was right above me divebombing me. It did not matter if i fast respawned or waited he was right above me every single time.

When his jet finally went down he ewo'ed via macro. After he respawned he sniped me with a marksman rifle and everytime I respawned i imidiatly died. From what I saw I respawned at the same place everytime.

Edited November 25, 2017 by Black-Dragon96

[Xiled]

Today was the worst day of the year.

Every lobby i joined had atleast one cheater in it. The first one had a godmode opressor, the second one a godmode flying tank, the third one (a deathmatch) had multiple godmode players (on mine and the enemy team), the fourth (a transform race) had a guy who teleported to every checkpoint an won the race in 25 sec the fifth lobby had the weirdest one. Every time I respawned this guys hydra was right above me divebombing me. It did not matter if i fast respawned or waited he was right above me every single time.

When his jet finally went down he ewo'ed via macro. After he respawned he sniped me with a marksman rifle and everytime I respawned i imidiatly died. From what I saw I respawned at the same place everytime.

But don't worry they probably fixed a money glitch instead of fixing pc. If only we could play the updates without the public only bs restriction so those on pc wouldn't have to deal with menu users.

 

Also rockstar were idiots and allowed pc race times to be in the leaderboards. Annoyed for the 4th kind of races where leaderboard times got cheated again. No self control some of the menu users. If you want a world record, set it to like 35 laps or something and than use your teleport bs, so I can have fun trying to get my best time but nooooo, another thing pc version screwed up.

 

I would like to PvP but the PvP in this game is garbage.

I would like to fly in peace but can't do to bs homing rockets, oppressor rockets, and the bs explosive sniper cheat code. They should have simply taken the explosive cannons off the jets but nooooo they added all this bs and made it worse for everything.

I would like to get good race times on the leaderboards but can't do to cheaters.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Yesterday trying to get a decent selling lobby was a joke, don't want a selling lobby today and yep im getting empty ones grrrrrrr typical

[Black-Dragon96]

But don't worry they probably fixed a money glitch instead of fixing pc. If only we could play the updates without the public only bs restriction so those on pc wouldn't have to deal with menu users.

Nah they added a new legit money whipe programm to the anti cheat so they can whipe every legit penny while the cheaters run wild.

[gtafan26]

 

My B&M, so f**king tired of this s**t

you were kind of in their lane, I think they panicked

My b&m....still no sale on the Tula. Even with the securoserv discount its just too much for what I plan to do with it, which is mostly park it next to my yacht and fap to it in the hot-tub

 

You are right, I was, but figured I got out of it in enough time................nope

Edited November 26, 2017 by gtafan26

[Shadowfennekin]

How come I can't get the Shark eyes on the Hunter without that crap on the middle of the heli?

 

Shark teeth just comes with the teeth and no eyes....

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

How come I can't get the Shark eyes on the Hunter without that crap on the middle of the heli?

 

Shark teeth just comes with the teeth and no eyes....

The Hunter liveries should been like this:

 

- No livery

- Shark mouth

- Shark mouth and eyes

- Shark mouth, eyes and bat

- Shark mouth, eyes anf wolf

- Camo only

- Camo and shark mouth

- Camo, shark mouth and eyes

- Camo, shark mouth, eyes and bat

- Camo, shark mouth, eyes and wolf

- Another camo... Rinse and repeat

 

Yeah, that's a lot of livery options, but more options are never a bad thing I guess.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

f*ckING TRYHARDS!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

Yea they are a bit thick this weekend.

 

 

Just toy with them. Hit and run, passive when they are about to strike you. If they go for a jet and you have the distance get in a Howard or Alpha and fly just outside their range. If they start sending messages you are doing your job correctly.

 

Got this guy nice and hot and bothered. Did all I said above, lead him to my Yacht, put the shields and waited for the inevitable conclusion.

 

 

 

He then sniped me from the shore while I stood there and waved at him. He finally rage-quit after my friend mugged him.

 

I'm just enjoying taking them out of their precious wallbreachers. It's all fun and games when they're sh*t talking you behind the wall until they get sniped out of f*cking nowhere.

 

 

Fair enough.

 

 

 

He then texts me: ''Try again.''

 

Fair enough.

 

 

 

He then proceeds to text me that I'm cheating. Coming from a wallbreacher. Ah, the hypocrisy.

Edited November 26, 2017 by Arrows to Athens

[79'Blazer4x4]

How come I can't get the Shark eyes on the Hunter without that crap on the middle of the heli?

 

Shark teeth just comes with the teeth and no eyes....

The "bat" and "wolf" on the middle of those liveries are deformed abominations anyway, whoever designed them has obviously never seen either of those creatures in their life. Why not put the wolf face from the Lonewolf Leather Jacket instead of...whatever the hell is actually on there?

Edited November 26, 2017 by 79'Blazer4x4

[Shadowfennekin]

Yeah, I'm severely disappointed how OP the Hunter is compared to the SR mission version. But it was to be expected I guess, I did buy max armor for the thing. But it still went down in two or three explosions, I'm not sure....

I took it out of the Hangar after customizing it and started flying south towards LS to try my new toy out with a Head Hunter activity... but a jet appeared and got to me in the hills. I bought flares, but they didn't seem to work. I was pressing the button, and could see the things falling out but the missiles still somehow got me. I never owned a vehicle that could use flares before, but I do know how they work cause of those Adversary modes I tried out

 

 

 

How come I can't get the Shark eyes on the Hunter without that crap on the middle of the heli?

 

Shark teeth just comes with the teeth and no eyes....

The "bat" and "wolf" on the middle of those liveries are deformed abominations anyway, whoever designed them has obviously never seen either of those creatures in their life. Why not put the wolf face from the Lonewolf Leather Jacket instead of...whatever the hell is actually on there?

 

Exactly!

 

Now instead of buying a livery, I just painted my Hunter matte black.

[Sentinel Driver]

f*ck you for making me lose product when I get dced in the middle of sales because of sh*tty rockstar servers!!!!

 

and f*ck retarded tryhards. Some idiot was camping outside my bunker and tried to kill me. I managed to escape and switch servers. Then he sends me a message in italian saying that I'm a coward.

 

1. Who is the coward here? He was camping and tried to kill me without any provocation

2. Why in italian? Does he think it sounds cooler that way? Or more likely, is he just a retard who can't speak English and thinks that everyone understands his language?

Edited November 26, 2017 by Sentinel Driver

[dino722]

^ not everyone understands english, theres other languages...on the other hand he is a coward

[Sentinel Driver]

^ not everyone understands english, theres other languages...on the other hand he is a coward

Not everyone understands English, but don't expect others to understand your language.

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

I've been making sure to do my daily objectives on both characters every day and even though I don't want to play I have been logging on every day doing them and today when my weekly bonus is due I didn't get it again. Same crap happened when I was due my monthly bonus when the smugglers run dlc came out.

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

my god transform races suck. i would rather new stunt races

[Lonely-Martin]

f*ck you for making me lose product when I get dced in the middle of sales because of sh*tty rockstar servers!!!!

 

and f*ck retarded tryhards. Some idiot was camping outside my bunker and tried to kill me. I managed to escape and switch servers. Then he sends me a message in italian saying that I'm a coward.

 

1. Who is the coward here? He was camping and tried to kill me without any provocation

2. Why in italian? Does he think it sounds cooler that way? Or more likely, is he just a retard who can't speak English and thinks that everyone understands his language?

 

Rather cowardly to use one's nationality and call them a retard for speaking in their own language behind their back, lol, no?.

 

I get it, he's sh*t at the game, so do like we all do and run a Fleeca, leave the finale alone, and then you can ping to your apartment, get a toy, and have your fill.

 

To easy.

[Gridl0k]

well ok I'll just watch this one gtao youtube video it's only 5 minutes let's see what they say

 

3 minutes later

 

i want to die

[Sentinel Driver]

 

f*ck you for making me lose product when I get dced in the middle of sales because of sh*tty rockstar servers!!!!

 

and f*ck retarded tryhards. Some idiot was camping outside my bunker and tried to kill me. I managed to escape and switch servers. Then he sends me a message in italian saying that I'm a coward.

 

1. Who is the coward here? He was camping and tried to kill me without any provocation

2. Why in italian? Does he think it sounds cooler that way? Or more likely, is he just a retard who can't speak English and thinks that everyone understands his language?

 

Rather cowardly to use one's nationality and call them a retard for speaking in their own language behind their back, lol, no?.

 

I get it, he's sh*t at the game, so do like we all do and run a Fleeca, leave the finale alone, and then you can ping to your apartment, get a toy, and have your fill.

 

To easy.

 

I was calling him stupid because he sent me messages in italian. If he was speaking italian with his friend in voice chat or something I wouldn't mind it, but he personally sent me a message in Italian expecting me to understand it. I don't go around sending people messages in Swedish or in Finnish if I want them to understand me

[4ward]

If you have personal aircraft nearby and you get killed by the cops, it will despawn.

Why

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

I really hate how limited R* editor is honestly.

So do I.

 

Those PC guys have it damn good with the editor.

[Cryo The Hunter]

 

How come I can't get the Shark eyes on the Hunter without that crap on the middle of the heli?

 

Shark teeth just comes with the teeth and no eyes....

The "bat" and "wolf" on the middle of those liveries are deformed abominations anyway, whoever designed them has obviously never seen either of those creatures in their life. Why not put the wolf face from the Lonewolf Leather Jacket instead of...whatever the hell is actually on there?

 

The bat is supposed to look like the hunter

[Geisterfaust]

If you have personal aircraft nearby and you get killed by the cops, it will despawn.

Why

However if you have PA on the other side of the map, you can't call for another. Damn, that was fixed for Pegasus back in 2014! More and more I'm thinking that there is no stable dev team for Online.

[Khaisz]

 

If you have personal aircraft nearby and you get killed by the cops, it will despawn.

Why

However if you have PA on the other side of the map, you can't call for another. Damn, that was fixed for Pegasus back in 2014! More and more I'm thinking that there is no stable dev team for Online.

 

Even more fun, if you have called it and it's about to spawn and you die, it won't spawn but you still have to wait the 5 f*cking minutes to call it again.