The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[hugh750]

"i drive fast and shoot at enemies in gta." WELL f*ckING DUH

but it's my signature?, why b & m it??

[No Homing]

 

"i drive fast and shoot at enemies in gta." WELL f*ckING DUH

but it's my signature?, why b & m it??

You're the funniest dude on this forum lol.

Keep it up lmao.

[Sentinel Driver]

f*ckING TRYHARDS!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

f*ckING TRYHARDS!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You know, I always have found tryhards fascinating, I mean, they all dress the same, play the same, talk the same...

 

It seems less like a fad and more like a cult of sorts.

[Lupo-Akane]

 

f*ckING TRYHARDS!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You know, I always have found tryhards fascinating, I mean, they all dress the same, play the same, talk the same...

 

It seems less like a fad and more like a cult of sorts.

 

I like sending them to meet there gods lol. But yah its creepy and they need to stop,:l

[Sentinel Driver]

Why is that every time I try to play special vehicle missions some f*cktard jumps out of the helicopter?

[rlk232]

I hope wee see sales starting at Midnight...

[Sentinel Driver]

Two assholes came to my solo public lobby and kicked me out. wtf you narcissistic pricks

[mmm chocolate]

80% of the time I get pink when I register as a CEO

 

[insert reservoir dogs meme here]

Edited November 24, 2017 by mmm chocolate

[S1ster P1stol]

There's too much for me to list. But let me list my top point.

 

 

Servers. Make me wanna throw my controller violently at someone's face and hope they both break. I can't even tell if it's just my crap internet, or the crap servers anymore. I lag every time. And only in GTAO.

Edited November 24, 2017 by Justklt95

[rlk232]

Nothing for all the players for Black Friday; really the pitts for us players. Effing H*users probably on vacay in Cabo. ffs. I'll be on the lookout for games from any company DA Benz runs or recommends

Edited November 24, 2017 by rlk232

[Cackling Jack]

f*ckING TRYHARDS!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

This made me stop playing for a week. And needing a break from gta.

Edited November 24, 2017 by Cackling Jack

[Sanches]

Two assholes came to my solo public lobby and kicked me out. wtf you narcissistic pricks

Loal. It's like inviting your friend to your house and he acts like he owns it.

[HamwithCheese]

I noticed I didn't have the discount for the Rapid Gt classic.

 

 

Then I found out it was for the Rapid Gt, a car nobody has thought about for 3 years.

[Snipe_McHeadshot]

I swear to f8cking God, I have completed this Lamar mission where you need to avoid the cops at least ten times and yet I still haven't completed it because PEOPLE ARE SO F8CKING TERRIBLE AT THIS GAME.

 

Wow this is destroying my brain cells, trying to understand how you can be this bad at something so easy. Holy f8cking sh1t.

[Crazy_Cico007]

Why is that every time I try to play special vehicle missions some f*cktard jumps out of the helicopter?

Lol,they jump and die.I played SV Missions before and host is pilot.He was close to the ground and he jumps out.I was sitting back with another player and we did not have time to jump,because door animation is longer and we died.Also when they dont land completely and they exit from heli,then heli goes crazy and explodes.

[Hazzardtohimself]

My B&M for the day:

 

Black Friday discounts​ (on things no-one wants or already has)

[whywontyoulisten]

People who repeatedly get angry about random idiots but never use the "Find players" section of the forum.

Edited November 24, 2017 by whywontyoulisten

[Smooth Longsack]

I'm not even trying today. I was modded to hell and back yesterday.

[DrSweatySphincter]

My same old moaning:

1. Have a lobby to myself, 3 people join and kick me out.

2. REMOVE f*ckING PASSIVE MODE FROM ATTACK AIRCRAFT AND WEAPONIZED VEHICLES!

[ciel]

oh ffs I closed my game by mistake, minutes after I found an empty session. xxi yer a f*ckin' twat

[wizooord]

I'm tired of being kicked on arrival from job lobbies just because my rank is high enough to be suspected of being a modder by noobs ¬,¬

[jdv95]

is anyone elses social club profile acting weird in the sense that it doesn't display the correct number of cops killed,cars stolen,store hold ups etc.

 

for some reason it displays them all as zero.

[ciel]

is anyone elses social club profile acting weird in the sense that it doesn't display the correct number of cops killed,cars stolen,store hold ups etc.

 

for some reason it displays them all as zero.

it has said bounties placed on others: 0 on my stats for the longest time, it should be in its thousands by now.

[Handsome Jack]

I really hate how limited R* editor is honestly.

[Mach1bud]

I really hate how limited R* editor is honestly.

 

How so? I am genuinely curious as I have never used any other video/photo editor and have put thousands of hours into the Editor. So I don't know what I am missing out on.

[Handsome Jack]

 

I really hate how limited R* editor is honestly.

 

How so? I am genuinely curious as I have never used any other video/photo editor and have put thousands of hours into the Editor. So I don't know what I am missing out on.

 

Oh I meant the director mode part. Its missing stuff, like being able do actions like smoke a cigarette, lean on stuff, picking up prostititutes, bunch of stuff. You either have to be online or singleplayer do to those things and its annoying and tedious. If we had a lot of those things added to director mode it would make things a lot better.

[Mach1bud]

 

 

I really hate how limited R* editor is honestly.

How so? I am genuinely curious as I have never used any other video/photo editor and have put thousands of hours into the Editor. So I don't know what I am missing out on.

 

Oh I meant the director mode part. Its missing stuff, like being able do actions like smoke a cigarette, lean on stuff, picking up prostititutes, bunch of stuff. You either have to be online or singleplayer do to those things and its annoying and tedious. If we had a lot of those things added to director mode it would make things a lot better.

Oh yeah, they could really expand on Director mode for sure.

[gtafan26]

My B&M, so f**king tired of this s**t

[Sentinel Driver]

Can someone tell C* that there is a money glitch involving impounded personal vehicles? The whole impound system sucks, why is there only one impound anyway?

Stole back my bike, lost connection and I gotta steal it back again. Very nice C*

Edited November 25, 2017 by Sentinel Driver