The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[AUScowboy]

Falling asleep, watching clouds from the bird's eye...yawn.

[Zader]

Talking to nice lady on the phone who gives me planes.

Press X to confirm I want the shooty one.

Blast my friend out of the sky with the same button press.

 

What gives.

[Lazid]

Servers down on Xbox One for anyone else?

[TKDSnovelist]

Servers down on Xbox One for anyone else?

 

I think if the servers are down, its for everyone, without exception.

[Gridl0k]

Talking to nice lady on the phone who gives me planes.

Press X to confirm I want the shooty one.

Blast my friend out of the sky with the same button press.

 

What gives.

 

One of those things that changes with every update, very annoying. I think this time it's because they enabled running while using the phone.

[No Homing]

Saving failed for me right now. Just won Hunt the Beast on foot.

Music still continues 10 minutes later.

Edited September 21, 2016 by MrCostari

[Gridl0k]

^ Minigun vs Beast in free roam is so much fun.

[judge dread 24]

 

Servers down on Xbox One for anyone else?

I think if the servers are down, its for everyone, without exception.

Thought I was the only one. "rockstar games services are unavailable"... I've just purchased a whale card also. Dammit

[No Homing]

^ Minigun vs Beast in free roam is so much fun.

 

Try me.

[Lazid]

 

Servers down on Xbox One for anyone else?

I think if the servers are down, its for everyone, without exception.

Not true, the same error message I'm getting now is the one I get when I'm having internet issues.

[Mr_Zombly]

I'm such a c*nt, I got mad at overwatch last night, slammed my desk, sent coke everywhere and now my PS4 controller is playing up. Now I've got to try to find a screwdriver small enough to open it up, that sh*t is only available in christmas crackers man, right after an update being announced as well...

Edited September 21, 2016 by Mr_Zombly

[Schumy7]

People get better and better in heists. Really today did some setups and finals and jesus nobody dies. Good old days...

[aliceg94]

Just spent twenty minutes trying to find a "Drop zone" with team balancing on, only for three people on my team to leave the second it started. Happened to me way too many times. Admittedly higher numbers don't necessarily mean they're going to be better but it definitely gives them an advantage.

 

Oh and also why do people always leave after they've lost a round? I started it up the other day with 16 people and it slowly dwindled down to a 2 V 2 match. Meant that we got about 7 rounds in (so quite a decent amount of cash) but still pretty annoying

[rlk232]

I really like the Reaper, so why am I complaining? It handles and accelerates well... but the top speed sure leaves a lot to be desired... for $1.6m, it's far below par in terms of top end speed. The ETR1 will blow it away on 99% of tracks & it's only a few hundred K more. The Reaper should be around $900k-1.1m as it is now.

Edited September 21, 2016 by rlk232

[mareepx]

I'm not a perfect driver. I have days where I make a mistake in every race on every track, I have days where for every race I win, I lose one. But I have days when I set personal bests, reach into the very top of the leaderboards and am generally untouchable and go on an unholy streak of 20+ consecutive wins in the same f*cking lobby.

 

But on those latter days, there always becomes a point where the lobby collectively decides 'you know what, that mareepx is too f*cking good and we don't like them winning everything, let's all ram them off the track and make a special effort to be c*nts.' (of course most are c*nts for starters but they can sure turn it up a notch).

[whywontyoulisten]

Just got shot in the back in my own garage and then booted into my own solo public session by some douche called "king_of_dark69". Reminds me of the good old Xbox 360 days...except then you had an easy way to report them. As I have it on video, what's the best way now?

Edited September 21, 2016 by whywontyoulisten

[gtarusty]

 

 

Servers down on Xbox One for anyone else?

I think if the servers are down, its for everyone, without exception.

Thought I was the only one. "rockstar games services are unavailable"... I've just purchased a whale card also. Dammit

 

I have been having trouble for two days. I can hardly join a public lobby or I get the timed out error and today whenever i am in a lobby the session splits. WTF my day off and i cant pvp anyone. So i guess its ceo solo grind day!!!!!

[mareepx]

 

 

no words are available to describe my fury

 

physics are f*cked

 

i deserve compensation

 

bike premium races are something no-one should ever do

[TKDSnovelist]

Haven't played GTAO for almost 3 months. I forgot how awful these loading times are. Holy sh*t

[Hybrid_Punk]

Just got shot in the back in my own garage and then booted into my own solo public session by some douche called "king_of_dark69". Reminds me of the good old Xbox 360 days...except then you had an easy way to report them. As I have it on video, what's the best way now?

Send it to Rockstar Support. 9 times out of 10 though, nothing is done. Or at least they don't follow up with you on it.

[Shadowfennekin]

Well this glitch is new.... selected to join a Parachute job to finish off the "Parachute for over 3 minutes" medal as I noticed I never got past gold. But after I selected the job, it exited the menu and my character was stuck in place. Couldn't pause again either, nothing I could do but exit out of V via main menu and boot it back up

[whywontyoulisten]

 

Just got shot in the back in my own garage and then booted into my own solo public session by some douche called "king_of_dark69". Reminds me of the good old Xbox 360 days...except then you had an easy way to report them. As I have it on video, what's the best way now?

Send it to Rockstar Support. 9 times out of 10 though, nothing is done. Or at least they don't follow up with you on it.

 

Instantly closed and told to use the in-game method, despite me explaining why I couldn't. They really care, you guys!

[Nyamber]

I sure do LOVE randoms!

 

[hugh750]

I sure do LOVE randoms!

 

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sometimes it can be from lack of skill or lag. Edited September 22, 2016 by RedDagger

[malcolmfunktion]

I recently moved my office to the central Maze tower and changed the decor to that dark wood style (think its called "rich"). So I enter the office and its looking good...greeted by my assistant...let's check out the view and rest of the office...what the absolute f*ck! f*cking pigsty sh*t hole dump. Looks like it was f*cking snowing in there...especially now with the darker design. What the f*ck function does that poxy overpriced safe have?

[ash-274]

I recently moved my office to the central Maze tower and changed the decor to that dark wood style (think its called "rich"). So I enter the office and its looking good...greeted by my assistant...let's check out the view and rest of the office...what the absolute f*ck! f*cking pigsty sh*t hole dump. Looks like it was f*cking snowing in there...especially now with the darker design. What the f*ck function does that poxy overpriced safe have?

Welcome to the life of CEOs... where you have cash piled up like a lazy 10-year-old rakes leaves in the fall and you're constantly tripping over various incriminating contraband.

 

The safe doesn't do anything, other than show you the first $1,000,000 you have (whether it was made from CEO work or not). It's full after that.

[Zader]

You know, I still like doing missions. I find the contact jobs to be fun, if not a bit tired from how many times I've done them.

I've not played them in recent times, however, instead making enough money to retire on from glitching like a right c*nt.

 

So, since when in The Los Santos Connection do you have to shoot down the supplier plane? I got into one of the Buzzards at the hangar, hit it once, and it kept going, narrowly avoiding a second missile by just being faster. Curious, I landed, got my Hydra instead, and took off. I closed the gap on it, and it flew away two or three times faster than my Hydra at top speed, wherein it stopped in mid air until I got close again, and it did it again.

Mildly disgruntled, I decided to say screw it, and returned to Martin's house.

 

"Mission Failed: The Supplier got away"

 

I've never seen that before, and I very rarely take the time to shoot the git down.

72 kills and 20 minutes wasted. I returned to freemode, irritated.

 

 

Speaking of flying, I outright stopped playing after watching the helicopter in Chopper Tail eat sh*t and explode, failing me the mission with "Vehicle Destroyed" while I was driving away with the Granger.

[PetrolCB]

Blow up the supplier before getting to the hangar.

[Hunter]

People like this really don't help ease everyone's jetophobia:

 

 

I didn't even get to fight the guy - just saw him flying a jet in the distance, lagging all over the place. Then he lags a little too much and the session splits:

 

 

Why should everyone else be booted from the session just because some guy had to lag all over the place?

[Zader]

I typically do, I'd just forgotten since I'd not played in a while. However, that isn't what I asked.

I was wondering when they adjusted the mission to make that mandatory, as it never had been before.