The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Lonely-Martin]

Is this right from gtawikia?

 

A player blows me up in a hanger PV, I pay the insurance!

 

Hope not, but if so, That's just absurd.

[Black Terminator]

 

One thing that majorly grinds me f*cking gears and it is sh*t like this.

[Shadowfennekin]

For f*ck sake, spamming party invites just makes me block you. I'm not joining your stupid party, leave me alone.

 

 

Is this right from gtawikia?

A player blows me up in a hanger PV, I pay the insurance!

Hope not, but if so, That's just absurd.

It's true unfortunately.

And it's f*cking dumb.

Even if you're doing VIP work or something that cancels out insurance and it crashes... you still pay the $1,000 fee!

[Lonely-Martin]

For f*ck sake, spamming party invites just makes me block you. I'm not joining your stupid party, leave me alone.

 

 

Is this right from gtawikia?

 

A player blows me up in a hanger PV, I pay the insurance!

 

Hope not, but if so, That's just absurd.

It's true unfortunately.

And it's f*cking dumb.

Even if you're doing VIP work or something that cancels out insurance and it crashes... you still pay the $1,000 fee!

Man...

 

Beyond stupid!. Dunno where to begin at the moment. 3 months away, feels like I'm right where I was when I quit.

 

I think it's time... Just wanted to look at December's stuff. But at this moment, that's a long way away...

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

So this what the f*ckery happened to a Random on my team.


This gamemode is so f*cking broken.

[EddieLTU]

So yesterday i was kicked from the last snapmatic crew i was in. And i am sick of the crap, all they do is cry like some attention whores, so that people could satisfy their need for likes on that sh*tty snapmatic thing, tagging dozens of people including mentioning rockstar and hashtagging rockstar like they're some depressed sh*ts.

 

It's no longer about showing off that nice picture you took in gta 5, now it's all about getting likes, like it's some kinda addictive drug and the itch to boost your own ego. At one point crew leaders came crying to me, asking to like pictures, before they weren't that irritating (except GTAsh*tographers where it was happening daily), and GOD FORBID you don't like other members snapmatics, we'll boot you from the crew.

 

For now on i'll just gonna call out every single dipsh*t who just beg for likes, creates cringy snapmatics or just demanding for attention.

[mrfonzius]

I'm finally doing some GR sales and 210k a pop for one vehicle deliveries is working out quite well for me so far, but damn the f*cking Merryweather pursuit for the Surge mission...its not so bad that if they kill me I don't fail the sale, but damn do I lose a lot of ammo from trying to equip a good weapon only to be mowed down by a half a MG round from a damn Buzzard...

 

Apparently one death with an equipped Mk2 weapon removes all ammo during a sale attempt as well...what in the actual f*ck, R*?

 

You will learn to love using the AA trailer for this. Edit: Equip the Flak cannons.

 

Edited November 12, 2017 by mrgstrings

[EkaSwede]

^

Just be careful not to shoot at targets TOO close to you.

 

Also careful with how you park the AA trailer when you drop your weapons. Tends to trap it sometimes.

[Gridl0k]

The AA trailer is a great way to die from a flying half-exploded minivan

 

Location, location, location!

[Dan McChill]

I'm starting to lose hope in getting the Platinum. I can't find anyone that doesn't rage quit in the middle of a tennis/golf match, start blowing up sh*t randomly or be helpful in general.

[Battle Scars]

Got a mic mute ban, I only use party chat on PS4

[Classique]

I'm starting to lose hope in getting the Platinum. I can't find anyone that doesn't rage quit in the middle of a tennis/golf match, start blowing up sh*t randomly or be helpful in general.

If you're online in an hour, I'll help you in a heartbeat!

[Dan McChill]

 

I'm starting to lose hope in getting the Platinum. I can't find anyone that doesn't rage quit in the middle of a tennis/golf match, start blowing up sh*t randomly or be helpful in general.

If you're online in an hour, I'll help you in a heartbeat!

 

 

I am. If you're going for it, I'll help you too

[Shadowfennekin]

So this what the f*ckery happened to a Random on my team.

This gamemode is so f*cking broken.

Happened to me the second time I gave that mode a chance.

Just laughed and quit back to FR

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

So this what the f*ckery happened to a Random on my team.

This gamemode is so f*cking broken.

Happened to me the second time I gave that mode a chance.

Just laughed and quit back to FR

 

I made 400K in an hour and a half (With about 30 to 40 minutes of that sitting around watching neon lights as my TV had a LSD Trip from rage quitters breaking the loading screens between rounds)

[spincther]

Got a mic mute ban, I only use party chat on PS4

 

Someone you were raping/trolling/owning givng L'z to (lol) reported you for hate speech and had their friends report you too. Enough reports for hate speech in a row (like 8) your mic is banned. All you need to do to undo this is get your friends to "commend" you under the player profile tab. It's in the same place as the report player option. 5 or 6 commends should undo it.

[Arrows to Athens]

Cockstar logic with the Buzzard rockets:

 

Rocket from 15 feet away hits player.

 

Rocket from 1 cm away from player doesn't hit player.

[Cheesy_wotsit]

So I was doing some racing today and as I do when I am racing against the reatrd assist wingnuts that make up 95% of the general populous of this game my mind started to wander and it started to wander to how many parts of this game are just... well 'that'll do'. What I mean by that is the game doesn't do anything well, not one part of the game is an example of a mechanic or feature done to it's best ability in a game. car physics, AI, NPCs, combat, lobbies, everything about this game is a prime example of 'that'll do' oh we could make it better but it works, just about 'so that'll do'.

 

Seriously not one part of this entire game is an example of something done to it's best but here's the thing their is a difference between someone TRYING to make a mechanic or feature of a game as good as it can be but failing GTA O doesn't even have that feeling about it, it just feels like everything in it is 'that'll do' that their was no ambition to make a feature or mechanic the very best it could be.

[Battle Scars]

 

Got a mic mute ban, I only use party chat on PS4

 

Someone you were raping/trolling/owning givng L'z to (lol) reported you for hate speech and had their friends report you too. Enough reports for hate speech in a row (like 8) your mic is banned. All you need to do to undo this is get your friends to "commend" you under the player profile tab. It's in the same place as the report player option. 5 or 6 commends should undo it.

 

It's been done and I'm only in Invite Only sessions and use party chat with friends, I hardly go near public lobbie or even use game chat, last time I used game chat was on last gen, never touched game chat since.

Edited November 12, 2017 by Battle Scars

[DaveyGravy]

I'm tired of R* letting kids play this game, it's a f*cking 18+ game for f*ck sake! and those kids should do their homeworks or whatthef*ckever!

 

All i hear now when i go online is little kids whining or crying about every-f*cking-thing

 

mom? MOOOOOOOOOOOM?!?! go get me a soda, seriously turn your f*cking mic off if you're going to scream right in it.

 

If it's not kids, IT'S SQEEKING TEENS MOANING ABOUT HOW THEY GOT THEIR CAR IMPOUNDED after a gunfight.

 

 

 

I'm also tired of most idiots online killing me for no f*cking reason and then bitch and moan to their ''buddies'' about how he got that bitch good.

just go f*ck yourselves that think you're soo damn good when you kill a non hostile player.

 

Tank user can go blow their own dicks, seriuosly pulling out a tank because you can't shoot ? gimme a f*cking break for f*ck sake.

 

f*cking douchebaggin motherf*ckers!

 

 

I feel soo better now

 

I get your frustration but its nothing to do with Rockstar Games. If the parent is going to go out and buy a game like this for their child then its down to them, not Rockstar Games. As man in his 30's the kids who play and there idea of what is fun has indeed ruined the game and online experience in general. But again I don't blame Rockstar Games or the kids themselves but the parents. The moment one of those kids reenacts something they did in a video, the parents are then the first to blame the developers/publishers.

 

But all week I've had a tough time playing the game, and its nothing to do with how nuts it is online. I just think I finally hit my enjoyment limit with the game. Got to say I've enjoyed it more than any other online game. Its a shame the single player is weak in gmaeplay fun and story though otherwise I could have gone back to that.

I'm starting to lose hope in getting the Platinum. I can't find anyone that doesn't rage quit in the middle of a tennis/golf match, start blowing up sh*t randomly or be helpful in general.

 

Sorry for not multiquoting, Mods. Didn't see this one.

 

I know I said I'm not having fun but I will be happy to help you anyway I can towards your platinum. My PSN ID is DaveEyeCandy. I've had the platinum a long while now so if you just need the wins and stuff then thats fine. Just message me who you are over PSN.

[Snipe_McHeadshot]

Why does the GPS to yellow destinations not work sometimes?

 

Didn't work in a bunker sale and cost me a ton. Plus the whole 4 vehicles, 15 minutes with 2 people. F*ck off already.

[Snipe_McHeadshot]

...and right after, we do my friend's full bunker, and we get 3 monster trucks with close spawns instead of 4 dunes with f*king ridiculous spawns. Happy for him but GODDAMN this game is frustrating me the past couple days.

[Shadowfennekin]

The fact a jet doesn't straight blow up after one explosive round is annoying as f*ck

[Dan McChill]

 

I'm starting to lose hope in getting the Platinum. I can't find anyone that doesn't rage quit in the middle of a tennis/golf match, start blowing up sh*t randomly or be helpful in general.

 

Sorry for not multiquoting, Mods. Didn't see this one.

 

I know I said I'm not having fun but I will be happy to help you anyway I can towards your platinum. My PSN ID is DaveEyeCandy. I've had the platinum a long while now so if you just need the wins and stuff then thats fine. Just message me who you are over PSN.

 

 

Hey man! Thanks for the offer, but Classique already helped me with them.

I'll add you anyways, always looking for cool people to play with!

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Started a coke sale and got raided instead.

 

10/10, would buy a Shrek Card again.

[Lonely-Martin]

 

I'm tired of R* letting kids play this game, it's a f*cking 18+ game for f*ck sake! and those kids should do their homeworks or whatthef*ckever!

 

All i hear now when i go online is little kids whining or crying about every-f*cking-thing

 

mom? MOOOOOOOOOOOM?!?! go get me a soda, seriously turn your f*cking mic off if you're going to scream right in it.

 

If it's not kids, IT'S SQEEKING TEENS MOANING ABOUT HOW THEY GOT THEIR CAR IMPOUNDED after a gunfight.

 

 

 

I'm also tired of most idiots online killing me for no f*cking reason and then bitch and moan to their ''buddies'' about how he got that bitch good.

just go f*ck yourselves that think you're soo damn good when you kill a non hostile player.

 

Tank user can go blow their own dicks, seriuosly pulling out a tank because you can't shoot ? gimme a f*cking break for f*ck sake.

 

f*cking douchebaggin motherf*ckers!

 

 

I feel soo better now

I get your frustration but its nothing to do with Rockstar Games. If the parent is going to go out and buy a game like this for their child then its down to them, not Rockstar Games. As man in his 30's the kids who play and there idea of what is fun has indeed ruined the game and online experience in general. But again I don't blame Rockstar Games or the kids themselves but the parents. The moment one of those kids reenacts something they did in a video, the parents are then the first to blame the developers/publishers.

 

But all week I've had a tough time playing the game, and its nothing to do with how nuts it is online. I just think I finally hit my enjoyment limit with the game. Got to say I've enjoyed it more than any other online game. Its a shame the single player is weak in gmaeplay fun and story though otherwise I could have gone back to that.

I'm starting to lose hope in getting the Platinum. I can't find anyone that doesn't rage quit in the middle of a tennis/golf match, start blowing up sh*t randomly or be helpful in general.

Sorry for not multiquoting, Mods. Didn't see this one.

 

I know I said I'm not having fun but I will be happy to help you anyway I can towards your platinum. My PSN ID is DaveEyeCandy. I've had the platinum a long while now so if you just need the wins and stuff then thats fine. Just message me who you are over PSN.

My 12 year old say hi...

 

Seriously, you both sound like miserable bitches... Wah, wah, wah...

 

Maybe if they make the game less attractive to kids, they'd not be interested, simple really.

 

But kids are easy, plus many play right. The adults that provoke them and bait them (very much all the time) are the true fairies... The real poison preys on children.

 

Bless, you both got bettered by children in a f*cking game, lol...

 

TBH, I'd bitch too, lol... Little sods...

 

Funny though.

[RDH1983]

Hadn't played for a while, what the hell are those flying bikes that literally never miss you with missiles? Jesus Christ..

 

Homing Missiles never hit them either!?

 

If there is a little bike icon in the session, absolutely no point trying to export a vehicle..

[Lonely-Martin]

Hadn't played for a while, what the hell are those flying bikes that literally never miss you with missiles? Jesus Christ..

 

Homing Missiles never hit them either!?

 

If there is a little bike icon in the session, absolutely no point trying to export a vehicle..

Welcome back...

 

It sucks, you'll love it.

 

(PS4? Search the MTU method)

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

Hadn't played for a while, what the hell are those flying bikes that literally never miss you with missiles? Jesus Christ..

 

Homing Missiles never hit them either!?

 

If there is a little bike icon in the session, absolutely no point trying to export a vehicle..

Welcome back...

 

It sucks, you'll love it.

 

(PS4? Search the MTU method)

 

On Xbox all you have to do is do a quick NAT Test and it breaks the whole lobby within a matter of 2 seconds.

[Lonely-Martin]

^ Cool, I had no clue for Xbox.

 

Players should still have the choice of invite/crew/solo sessions without being kept from gameplay, if some don't want the high demand bonus and wish to take on the Blue Sultan's/NPC's R* added, they shouldn't be forced to manipulate their consoles/PC's...

 

But that's the game now. All about the PvP, all about the bleeding of those small and often fees like insurance and pressing players into one demographic...

 

IMO, not true GTA, But that's my view. I don't do these businesses for money. Simply pay the supplies and wait for the research, and 42-odd crates to get trade prices on my planes... As I don't care, If players come for it, they can f*cking have it...

 

I ain't wasting no time fighting over peanuts. Heists and missions pay me more than enough to keep on top of this game, always has.

Edited November 13, 2017 by KWF1981