The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Smooth Longsack]

Skull bike looks awesome but handles like absolute sh*t, thanks R.

Ironically, it's got some real speed and handles more realistically than all the other bikes. Definitely my favorite chopper style bike.

 

Edit-ib4 the wall jumping videos. Obviously not totally realistic at all.

 

Ot- f*ck modders.

Edited November 2, 2017 by Smooth Longsack

[whywontyoulisten]

If, after giving your car a custom plate, you try to recreate its original random plate via iFruit, it'll give you the in-game message to drop by LSC, but the "process app order" option won't be there. Unless you order something else over the top of the "pending" order, it'll give you the "drop by LSC" message every time you log in...

[Amy Vinewood]

I knew he was laggy, I thought bullshark might help me. I was wrong.

 

 

[tommyguns]

 

Skull bike looks awesome but handles like absolute sh*t, thanks R.

Ironically, it's got some real speed and handles more realistically than all the other bikes. Definitely my favorite chopper style bike.

Edit-ib4 the wall jumping videos. Obviously not totally realistic at all.

Ot- f*ck modders.

It's handling reminds me of muscle cars. That class isn't for everyone, I've seen plenty of people 'trying' to drive muscle cars. Lurching across the road when they are just trying to get it going, spinning out on anything but the most gentle corners. But muscle cars are a lot of fun to drive and handle well, if you take the time to get to know their quirks, and have the chops to make them work for you.

 

Same goes for the sanctus. I had a couple of wipe outs in the first 20 mins of having it, a couple more spills where I survived. After that, its been fine. Like muscle cars, and some individual vehicles in other classes, it has its quirks. I'm glad I bought the Sanctus, I like the handling, it's a lot of fun to ride. Some vehicles can be driven pretty well by someone the first time they play the game, there are plenty of cars and bikes, and even aircraft like that. The ones that have a learning curve, that can punish you for small mistakes, those are the types that are the most fun IMO, the ones that are the most rewarding.

Edited November 2, 2017 by tommyguns

[TankGirl]

 

 

Skull bike looks awesome but handles like absolute sh*t, thanks R.

Ironically, it's got some real speed and handles more realistically than all the other bikes. Definitely my favorite chopper style bike.

Edit-ib4 the wall jumping videos. Obviously not totally realistic at all.

Ot- f*ck modders.

It's handling reminds me of muscle cars. That class isn't for everyone, I've seen plenty of people 'trying' to drive muscle cars. Lurching across the road when they are just trying to get it going, spinning out on anything but the most gentle corners. But muscle cars are a lot of fun to drive and handle well, if you take the time to get to know their quirks, and have the chops to make them work for you.

 

Same goes for the sanctus. I had a couple of wipe outs in the first 20 mins of having it, a couple more spills where I survived. After that, its been fine. Like muscle cars, and some individual vehicles in other classes, it has its quirks. I'm glad I bought the Sanctus, I like the handling, it's a lot of fun to ride. Some vehicles can be driven pretty well by someone the first time they play the game, there are plenty of cars and bikes, and even aircraft like that. The ones that have a learning curve, that can punish you for small mistakes, those are the types that are the most fun IMO, the ones that are the most rewarding.

 

 

I do drive muscle cars actually and I know what you mean about their handling. Once I get going on the Sanctus I am pretty much ok but its just when I am first getting going. I spin out every single time. I bought two of them one for each character but I ended up selling one of them but I plan on keeping the one on my biker chic character. I guess I just need to practice taking off with it more.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

Anyway, payback's a bitch.

 

No Catchup is a bitch, which is clearly why he was able to catch and ram in to you and clearly how you managed to catch him up once you recovered. I mean yes it was a clean drive but think about how you would never have had to deal with that scenario at all if Rcokstar JUST f*ckING FIXED THE CATCH UP MECHANIC.

 

Most people aren't good at flying the Oppressor. I've found that in non-contact Gauntlet II races, I outrun almost everyone at the Oppressor part. I've planned out the Oppressor section by determining how many boosts I should use and when to use them, and then I spam it towards the end. Some people continue flying, rather than deactivating the wings and riding the bike on the ground normally, and since you go slower when flying and don't turn as well, they go slower. Some people don't even know how to bring up the wings, even though the wings are already activated upon transformation. Maybe catch up played a little role in me catching up so fast at the end, but I think it was mostly because he was genuinely going slower on the Oppressor.

Edited November 2, 2017 by Arrows to Athens

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

I knew he was laggy, I thought bullshark might help me. I was wrong.

 

 

Lag switching im seeing this quite alot recently

[PwnageSoldier]

tfw when you solo a full warehouse of crates, get the plane sell, and 4 buzzards spawn

 

[Arrows to Athens]

Finally, it has happened. I broke my disc. I'll just move onto other (maybe an xbox one x) games and wait till VI comes out.

 

I'm done with this pathetic excuse of a game.

Edited November 2, 2017 by Arrows to Athens

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Finally, it has happened. I broke my disc. I'll just move onto other (maybe an xbox one x) games and wait till VI comes out.

 

I'm done with this pathetic excuse of a game.

Scratched or full on broke?

[tommyguns]

 

 

 

Skull bike looks awesome but handles like absolute sh*t, thanks R.

 

Ironically, it's got some real speed and handles more realistically than all the other bikes. Definitely my favorite chopper style bike.

Edit-ib4 the wall jumping videos. Obviously not totally realistic at all.

Ot- f*ck modders.

It's handling reminds me of muscle cars. That class isn't for everyone, I've seen plenty of people 'trying' to drive muscle cars. Lurching across the road when they are just trying to get it going, spinning out on anything but the most gentle corners. But muscle cars are a lot of fun to drive and handle well, if you take the time to get to know their quirks, and have the chops to make them work for you.

Same goes for the sanctus. I had a couple of wipe outs in the first 20 mins of having it, a couple more spills where I survived. After that, its been fine. Like muscle cars, and some individual vehicles in other classes, it has its quirks. I'm glad I bought the Sanctus, I like the handling, it's a lot of fun to ride. Some vehicles can be driven pretty well by someone the first time they play the game, there are plenty of cars and bikes, and even aircraft like that. The ones that have a learning curve, that can punish you for small mistakes, those are the types that are the most fun IMO, the ones that are the most rewarding.

 

I do drive muscle cars actually and I know what you mean about their handling. Once I get going on the Sanctus I am pretty much ok but its just when I am first getting going. I spin out every single time. I bought two of them one for each character but I ended up selling one of them but I plan on keeping the one on my biker chic character. I guess I just need to practice taking off with it more.

Your going too hard on the accelerator, that's why your back wheel is sliding around when your taking off. Just 'gently' ease down on it, after a second you can gun it & it will take off nice and smooth. Doing it like that will eliminate the wheel spin and instability when your setting off.

 

Trust me, if you enjoy your muscle cars, persist with the Sanctus. Like I said, it has a learning curve but once you are familiar with its quirks you should really appreciate this bike. I had some early problems as I mentioned, but the more I ride it, the more I like it. Looks great, sounds like a whiskey drinking grizzly bear, and i think its a blast to ride. I mean, cummon it's a chopper that can turn better than some sport bikes, pull great wheelies, and hop curbs and low barriers....add all that on to the unique looks, the headlights being the bright red glowing eyes of a skull, and that engine note, what's not to like?

[Arrows to Athens]

 

Finally, it has happened. I broke my disc. I'll just move onto other (maybe an xbox one x) games and wait till VI comes out.

 

I'm done with this pathetic excuse of a game.

Scratched or full on broke?

 

I cut it with a pair of scissors.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

 

Finally, it has happened. I broke my disc. I'll just move onto other (maybe an xbox one x) games and wait till VI comes out.

 

I'm done with this pathetic excuse of a game.

Scratched or full on broke?

 

I cut it with a pair of scissors.

 

How the f*ck you managed that lol? The oldskool toothpaste trick won't fix that f*cker then

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Me: What the fu...
Night: *Turns Truck off and hands me the keys* I'm just f*cking done...
Me: ಠ_ಠ


Me: Night your planes are missi..........oh what the f*ck.


*le Sigh*

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

 

Finally, it has happened. I broke my disc. I'll just move onto other (maybe an xbox one x) games and wait till VI comes out.

 

I'm done with this pathetic excuse of a game.

Scratched or full on broke?

 

I cut it with a pair of scissors.

 

How the f*ck you managed that lol? The oldskool toothpaste trick won't fix that f*cker then

 

You don't understand. I intentionally broke it. lmao

 

I thought the last sentence of my post would have given it away, to be honest.

Edited November 2, 2017 by Arrows to Athens

[TankGirl]

 

I knew he was laggy, I thought bullshark might help me. I was wrong.

 

 

Lag switching im seeing this quite alot recently

 

 

I have been noticing more lag switchers on xboxone lately myself.

[Arrows to Athens]

I knew he was laggy, I thought bullshark might help me. I was wrong.

 

 

Notice how quick he killed you and how your body flinged upon death? That's turbo. They ruined IV deathmatches.

[hugh750]

why doesn't r* let us sell our businesses or mc clubs or bunkers??

[xXxKAMIKAZExXx]

Why is it we can own an APC and a weaponised Trampa as a personal vehicle, own and use attack choppers, fighter jets and tanks in missions, yet we're not allowed to use the Armored Boxville or Wastelander during missions?

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

 

 

 

Finally, it has happened. I broke my disc. I'll just move onto other (maybe an xbox one x) games and wait till VI comes out.

 

I'm done with this pathetic excuse of a game.

Scratched or full on broke?

 

I cut it with a pair of scissors.

 

How the f*ck you managed that lol? The oldskool toothpaste trick won't fix that f*cker then

 

You don't understand. I intentionally broke it. lmao

 

I thought the last sentence of my post would have given it away, to be honest.

 

Intentionally jeez, think you need a break from the game bro at least you'll shift that dodgy status

[Arrows to Athens]

 

You don't understand. I intentionally broke it. lmao

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I thought the last sentence of my post would have given it away, to be honest.

 

Intentionally jeez, think you need a break from the game bro at least you'll shift that dodgy status

 

Oh, I definitely am going to take a ''break'', alright, which is why I broke it.

[TheDoombringer]

 

 

 

 

Finally, it has happened. I broke my disc. I'll just move onto other (maybe an xbox one x) games and wait till VI comes out.

 

I'm done with this pathetic excuse of a game.

Scratched or full on broke?

 

I cut it with a pair of scissors.

 

How the f*ck you managed that lol? The oldskool toothpaste trick won't fix that f*cker then

 

You don't understand. I intentionally broke it. lmao

 

I thought the last sentence of my post would have given it away, to be honest.

 

Whoa lol thats crazy what was the last nail in the coffin that lead to that?

Edited November 2, 2017 by RedDagger
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[Man With No Name]

So Online still sucks balls. Freeroam PvP crate sim and still NO new contract missions. So glad I kicked this game months ago. Only logged in to check what "new" stuff they've added in via the dripfeed, and the only new addition to the Creator is a new race type. Where's my f*cking Mission Creator, it's been 4 years you c*nts. Add that and I'd play again. 'Til then, you can stick your lazy overpriced Saints Row deathmatch up where the sun don't shine...

[Arrows to Athens]

Holy mother of quote trains.

 

Anyway, the game constantly bringing me to deathmatches, even though I clearly selected contact missions, lag, and other bullsh*t. There are better games coming out, so I'm now done with this game. Nothing going for this game.

So Online still sucks balls. Freeroam PvP crate sim and still NO new contract missions. So glad I kicked this game months ago. Only logged in to check what "new" stuff they've added in via the dripfeed, and the only new addition to the Creator is a new race type. Where's my f*cking Mission Creator, it's been 4 years you c*nts. Add that and I'd play again. 'Til then, you can stick your lazy overpriced Saints Row deathmatch up where the sun don't shine...

A man of true words.

[TheFroggmann]

Time for a new captain...

 

 

[Smooth Longsack]

[Kyoto]

When your session is so laggy it screws with the Online-space-time continuum

 

 

 

Finally, it has happened. I broke my disc. I'll just move onto other (maybe an xbox one x) games and wait till VI comes out.

 

I'm done with this pathetic excuse of a game.

Scratched or full on broke?

 

I cut it with a pair of scissors.

 

 

 

Edited November 2, 2017 by JF Prodigy

[Sanches]

Goddamn Los-Santos is getting really crowded. Open Liberty City borders for us plssss.

[RocknRumble]

Goddamn Los-Santos is getting really crowded. Open Liberty City borders for us plssss.

 

sh*t man, I can already imagine how Rockstar would implement a Liberty City map. Theyll give it to us alright, but get there theyll slap a $500,000 ticket price. Theyll be damned if they give us an entire map and NOT find a way to make some sharkcard dollars out of it. Edited November 2, 2017 by RocknRumble

[⁣V⁣]

Goddamn Los-Santos is getting really crowded. Open Liberty City borders for us plssss.

 

 

"It is stated in two internet news articles in GTA V (right after the missions Franklin and Lamar and Three's Company) that Liberty City was devastated by a massive storm."

But come on, that was 2013. Would be nice to revisit it for IV's 10 year anniversary. Plus the radio stations and peds from IV.

The fact that they shut down the Liberty City mod for GTAV makes it more plausible.