The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Picklez]

-Grabbed a Sentinel XS off the street to sell for a quick 17k. Bring up my CEO menu to spawn my Buzzard before going into the LSC to sell the car. Wasn't paying full attention to my menu and accidentally launched Headhunter instead. Now it won't let me into the LSC because of the freeroam job. Why the f*ck not? Why am I f*cking barred from going into it just because of Headhunter? I had to ditch the Sentinel. This stupid cocksucking game.

 

-It really can't be said enough, but this game has some impressively stupid people playing it. It never fails, every time I do LS Connection with a group of people they're always too damn dumb to hack the laptop. One time there were 4 people taking turns trying to figure it out like a bunch of f*cking cavemen and it took them the longest time before one of the idiots finally got it. Most of the time it's up to me to hack it.

 

-Speaking of hacking things in this game, why does your character always spend 30 seconds walking in place before finally getting into the hack screens? It's so annoying and it just makes this game look even more pathetic than normal if it's actually struggling to figure out what the f*ck you're trying to do.

Edited October 29, 2017 by Picklez

[Shadowfennekin]

The saddest thing about Condemned is that these maps could have been new Slasher locations, something that would actually be enjoyable rather than stand around and hide/shoot each other for 10 minutes

[gtafan26]

What the actual ***** is my bitch&moan, lost about $345K in ammo , FMR

[Tao Cheng]

Not a big deal but this has to do with the autoaim BS. Was doing Import/Export work and some opposing CEO nearly intercepted our delivery but failed as we delivered the car already. It was an isolated mansion up in the hills near Devin Weston's pad. The way they came approaching into the house I knew these cats were going to attack us. During the first attack, I could have easily shot some enemy player point blank but nope the game mechanics decided to target some random cop far away instead. I tried hard to switch back to him I even held R2 halfway so it goes to freeaim and it switches back to that irrelevant cop that's buttf*ck far away from any of us. The guy I could have killed was even in close proximity of my target range aiming at me like a sitting duck. What could have been a 1-2 second shot ended up 4 quick seconds of me struggling to switch targets and dude shot me.

 

tl;dr basically playing tug of war with the faulty auto aim system. the scenario embarrassed me in front of my friends.

Edited October 29, 2017 by Tao Cheng

[Slonitram]

Instead of escorting a Titan, why can't we just blow it up and get the cargo falling out of it? Why do we have to wait for that braindead pilot to slowly pilot across half of San Andreas just to drop it?

[kovaandr]

Helped a friend to resupply his cocaine business, went out of the building called my oppressor to fly/drive to my business.

 

I'm typing a message telling my friend what I want to do next, of course Mister "I call you even when a simple text would be enough" Long John Teabag calls me mid-sentence. Of course the textbox is cancelled right as i hit the key that also triggers the boost of the bike and I get launched full force into the Alamo lake.

 

LJT you owe me 20k insurance for my bike!!

[Sanches]

Invisible rockets ignoring flares?

[Hécate-II]

Instead of escorting a Titan, why can't we just blow it up and get the cargo falling out of it? Why do we have to wait for that braindead pilot to slowly pilot across half of San Andreas just to drop it?

 

What I find more lame are the infinite waves of NPC Buzzards, even some IE missions where you move your ass for 80k(not 10k/player like Smuggler), the waves of SuperVolitos/Buzzards are limited, 8 Buzzard-4 SuperVolitos for a top range car.

 

Edit: I don't complain because the mission is hard, its not hard at all, just another typical case of "Worst of R* logic".

Edited October 29, 2017 by Hécate-II

[Rafae]

^ Makes for good target practice with my Hydra cannons though

[Slonitram]

This new Adversary Mode is broken. Next.

[whywontyoulisten]

iFruit is f*cked again: sent orders don't trigger a "Go to LSC" message in game.

 

Edit: Scratch that, solved with a restart.

Edited October 29, 2017 by whywontyoulisten

[No Homing]

Stuck in the clouds 3 times in a row now.

Oh what a wonderful game.

[Volganor]

First bitching I had to do in a while.

 

I'm all the way north in my home in Paleto and decide to turn on the radio. I scroll through the stations and can't tune into Blaine County Radio, no matter how much I search for it, but apparently can tune in just fine into WCTR even though this is supposed to be an old FM radio?

 

Great, I get to hear that idiot De Angelo Harris while up state...

 

Edit: Why is "Chakra Attack" on air again right after Michelle and Lazlow? I hate this Harris guy, ugh.

Edited October 29, 2017 by Volganor

[Code:BLACK]

Gee, I just love it when a modder lures people to come after him by having a bounty, and he's got godmode + explosive bullets on, and whenever he kills someone he spams the chat with 'kill you' in allcaps, and in between that, he speaks in broken chinese.

Obvious sarcasm of course.

This is why I'd rather deal with the people who just buy money from nice modders who mod to make money.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Wut?

[hugh750]

-gif-

Wut?

i guess that npc was celebrating halloween and has been to benny's!

 

 

First bitching I had to do in a while.

 

I'm all the way north in my home in Paleto and decide to turn on the radio. I scroll through the stations and can't tune into Blaine County Radio, no matter how much I search for it, but apparently can tune in just fine into WCTR even though this is supposed to be an old FM radio?

 

Great, I get to hear that idiot De Angelo Harris while up state...

 

Edit: Why is "Chakra Attack" on air again right after Michelle and Lazlow? I hate this Harris guy, ugh.

the radio setup can be weird at times (on xbox one you could be driving down the road listening to wctr and you drive out of los santos and as soon as you start getting up into the mountains it suddenly becomes blaine county radio) or if your listening to rebel radio sometimes the song your listening to suddenly cuts off and starts another song. Edited October 29, 2017 by RedDagger
merged double post

[Volganor]

(...) you could be driving down the road listening to wctr and you drive out of los santos and as soon as you start getting up into the mountains it suddenly becomes blaine county radio (...)

 

That's normal, it's supposed to emulate how car radios lose signal when they get too far away from a radio station's coverage area. I'd bet it was added for realism's sake but it's kind of annoying when I'm enjoying a radio programme and have to forcefully stop listening because I crossed to another county.

 

Which makes even less sense considering, if we go by world immersion, I should be able to receive Blaine County Radio's signal at home considering this house is in Paleto Bay. Instead, I have to make do with the Los Santos' WCTR (which isn't as good, in my opinion).

 

Rockstar logic, I guess... Thank you for the reply, Hugh

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

I hate how eerily silent the bunker interior is. Just machinery noise and unconfortable coughing.

 

Also, why I can't even put some tunes with my car or something inside the bunker?

[Slonitram]

Wut?

Nuclear fuel pollution.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Trying too play in full lobby's when flu'd up is a bitch! Thats my moan!

[Prince_Polaris]

 

-gif-

Wut?

Nuclear fuel pollution.

 

I've seen one of these smoke trail NPCs before!

 

 

Edited October 29, 2017 by RedDagger

[Forza Harrd]

First bitching I had to do in a while.

 

I'm all the way north in my home in Paleto and decide to turn on the radio. I scroll through the stations and can't tune into Blaine County Radio, no matter how much I search for it, but apparently can tune in just fine into WCTR even though this is supposed to be an old FM radio?

 

Great, I get to hear that idiot De Angelo Harris while up state...

 

Edit: Why is "Chakra Attack" on air again right after Michelle and Lazlow? I hate this Harris guy, ugh.

 

You're complaining about not being able to listen to your favorite talk shows on the radio? Have they talked about anything new since the game's release? That's gotta be like listening to sports radio just to hear the same game every time for 4 years.

[Volganor]

You're complaining about not being able to listen to your favorite talk shows on the radio? Have they talked about anything new since the game's release? That's gotta be like listening to sports radio just to hear the same game every time for 4 years.

It's a small thing to complain about, you're right.

 

Thing is, I've had the game's music audio turned off precisely for the same reasons you mentioned, but the time I actually decided to turn it up again and listen to Blaine County Radio for the first time in months, it's not even available on the house radio.

 

 

I just find the writing on GTA games' talk radios to be rather great, including BCR, where WCTR is actually rather lacking - unlike the original in San Andreas, which is still one of the best.

 

 

It doesn't make sense to omit it from the selection and allow you to listen to WCTR, something that goes against the rules established by the game: remember how you lose signal to WCTR when you enter Blaine County? If we're going by that, WCTR should be the one off the signal up in Paleto, and not the other way around.

 

If anything, I'm mostly pointing out the lack in logic.

 

Anyway, it's not a thing to be riled about and I just thought I would write about it. Felt like doing it, did so.

 

Cheers.

Edited October 29, 2017 by Volganor

[Sanches]

Car sell mission and these stuff start to happen.

[Shadowfennekin]

Didn't notice while I was exporting but right as I delivered the car, a plane(IDK what it is, a lot of those Smuggler planes look alike to me) dropped bombs near me and blew up my Vigilante. I quickly started Ex Search and grabbed a civilian car to go in there.

Then I saw them start dive bombing the entire circle, wondering why they were so keen on getting me when I hadn't done anything I looked at the players bar... and saw it was just us, the other three must have f*cked off during the export!

I picked them off by hopping around the area in my Oppressor to snipe them from different angles repeatedly after sniping down their plane....

I won but they were still keen on getting me despite me killing one guy at least 10 times. They weren't even part of an org or MC so I'm not sure if they knew I was the only one left and just wanted the session to themselves or not.... if they just left me alone, I would have left them alone to do whatever....

 

 

Which brings me to another point.

Level 60 MC leader, I easily could have killed your shipment while I was doing Headhunter.... but I didn't.

I start up Fortified and oh look, the prick's coming for me. Seemed to be an idiot who doesn't know how the subway system works.... I killed myself to spawn up there and kill him a few times

I really am starting to lose my patience with players, I never blow up MC, Crates or Smugglers crap... and clearly drive or fly by them and don't even shoot... and they always repay me by trying to ruin my Import/Export, or try to interfere with a VIP work.

[G U M M I]

Here's some sh*t I don't understand. If I join a solo session, which means some opportunities are unavailable INCLUDING CEO, Biker, and I assume Smuggling and Gunrunning. Why the f*ck do I still get phone calls about buying a bunker, and a hangar, and a goddamn garage extension, when I can't access the abilities of said privileges?

 

I thought solo session was a way to be secluded, get away from all of the nonstop Martin invites, and calls. Sadly, I was mistaken.

[Rafae]

Here's some sh*t I don't understand. If I join a solo session, which means some opportunities are unavailable INCLUDING CEO, Biker, and I assume Smuggling and Gunrunning. Why the f*ck do I still get phone calls about buying a bunker, and a hangar, and a goddamn garage extension, when I can't access the abilities of said privileges?

 

I thought solo session was a way to be secluded, get away from all of the nonstop Martin invites, and calls. Sadly, I was mistaken.

Because you can still buy them in solo sessions

[Commander S]

I really hope they eventually patch that out. I get the calls/e-mails/texts from Ron/Agent Wazzizzface every single heckin' session, and ...look, R*, I just want to play the game without being nagged at for not wanting an office/clubhouse/vehicle warehouse/bunker/MOC/hangar.

[Khaisz]

Did some transform races yesterday, have never been this bored when doing a race in gta, most of them are way too long for a race, and the only 3 I slightly enjoyed was Plummet 3(except the water part), Neon Tunnel or Tower or whatever it was called, and the home-run(Baseball stadium) one(if it had better checkpoint placements, the first transform checkpoint from car to bike is in the worst place ever and often sends you outside the tiny path you need to hit or that you hit the wall, also it's possible to fail the upcoming jump directly after transforming if you don't wheelie while in first and catch-up is on.).

Edited October 30, 2017 by Khaisz

[No Use For A Name]

Wanted to mix things up a bit so I set spawn location to random

 

First time, spawned me in the middle of Alamo Sea. Second time, on Chiliad.

 

Guess I wont be using that feature again.