The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Fennimoe]

My bitch and moan is about all the petty ass bickering going on in the Miss Los Santos 2016 thread. Lololol

[ozzmcom]

Just want you guys to know

Today is my only day I can access GTA (next week i have exam) and I saw the new sale for warstock. I jumped in a session and try to do heist as host. Here's what I got:

4 hours of loading screen

2 hours of "current session is full"

And everyone keep quitting during setup

After ******* 7 hours STRAIGHT, I can't even get 100k. Wasted my time to this *******. And yes, not enough money to buy hydra (and buzzard). Seriously I hate the loading and matchmaking system.

Crying because can't buy **** during sale days

your own fault trying to heist with randoms.

don't you read anything over here?

[PetrolCB]

Just want you guys to know

Today is my only day I can access GTA (next week i have exam) and I saw the new sale for warstock. I jumped in a session and try to do heist as host. Here's what I got:

4 hours of loading screen

2 hours of "current session is full"

And everyone keep quitting during setup

After ******* 7 hours STRAIGHT, I can't even get 100k. Wasted my time to this *******. And yes, not enough money to buy hydra (and buzzard). Seriously I hate the loading and matchmaking system.

Crying because can't buy **** during sale days

 

How many more threads are you going to post this in?

[-LN-]

My bitch and moan is about all the petty ass bickering going on in the Miss Los Santos 2016 thread. Lololol

 

Reading through that thread makes me glad that I was too old, too plain, and maybe too crazy to move beyond the preliminary round.

 

 

frecken this THIS when you buy are new car !!!

 

 

 

 

 

I can't believe I hadn't ever noticed this before; I don't spend much time in first person whilst in a car though. I thought the coffee cups were bad enough!

[No Homing]

Another Penned In glitch... Instead of the circle teleporting across the map, it just dissappeared this time. f*ck C* and this f*cking broken garbage game.

[MistGoose]

frecken this THIS when you buy are new car !!!

 

 

 

I'm more annoyed by the fact the ashtray is plastred on top of the vent controls.

[secrecy274]

What's with all the people who moans when I don't play by their rules?

A guy attacks me out of nowhere with a Buzzard, he's around rank 300, I'm currently 63 and I escape. He sends me a whole lot of hate-sms's.

Of course, me answering his sms's with a calm and laughing manner, and later killing him during his VIP Search probably didn't help.

Edited September 19, 2016 by secrecy274

[Gridl0k]

Sell some crates

Go to plane

Plane is spawned in the gate at the entrance

Plane blows up as soon as I look at it

 

These f*cking bugs...

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Snapmatic in the rockstar social club. The amount of crap selfies in there is annoying as hell.

 

People really think we want to see you posing in front of your car or standing looking "badass" with an owl mask on? No, you are sh*t.

 

I especially hate the people who take twenty of the near exact same picture and post them all.

To be fair some of those pictures look fun and it could be they are still in the process of afterwards deleting all duplicates

 

Absolutely bizarre... a troll makes up a new account and sends me bizarre death threats in a random private message. The streets don't seem to be safe around here anymore, who would like to be my bodyguard? I don't have much, only a $100 million or so in the game

 

I think it's the lack of updates. All the 13 year old kids who are secret in love with leather life were pissed the bikers DLC didnt come out, so they've gone psycho.

 

EDIT: After thinking about it for a few minutes, I've figured it out. The account was probably set up by the Houser brothers...

 

#PAYTHEBENZ TIL DEATH, PUNKS. DO YOUR WORST!!

#PAYTHEBENZ

#PAYTHEBENZ

 

Eat it, Housers. Ok, I realize the actual Houser brothers aren't psychotic (probably) but just in case, I'll start taking my Doberman out of the house with me.

 

Exactly happened to me 15 hrs ago. I got confused because it sounded like I said something bad but m8 This is the bitch & moan topic. The account that sent me death threats is already deactivated and was created 1 hr before my private message. Also I'll take up on your offer as bodyguard Report and move on...if it is what i think it is it is a wellknown spambot message

[rtie]

frecken this THIS when you buy are new car !!!

 

This makes me so angry. My prick friend did this to his brand new 25 grand BMW One-Series, trashed the inside and after about a month sold for 8,000

Was his first car as well.

Edited September 19, 2016 by Arthur Fookin Shelby

[Gridl0k]

To be fair BMW interiors all look like sh*t around 12 seconds after someone sits in them. Not sure how they manage it.

 

R* Special Item trolling; deliver one, immediately get a notification for another, nothing in my office. Boo.

 

[Bandersnatch]

 

frecken this THIS when you buy are new car !!!

 

 

 

I'm more annoyed by the fact the ashtray is plastred on top of the vent controls.

Yup that's what made me take the photo, and take full advantage of the BandM thread it seems my pointless anger over a game is justified then !

[No Homing]

Killing a guy

He goes passive

I put a bounty on him

Friends tell me he's Off Radar

On my screen he's not moving at all and still on the map, not even a notification about OR

5 seconds later

Unknown error

 

Well, it was bound to happen soon. Lots of lagg these past days.

[Gridl0k]

This new thing where oncoming vehicles swerve towards you.

 

f*ck

 

YOU.

[SendMeYourDachshunds]

Brought the Hydra. Flew it for a couple of hours. Am probably never going to touch it again, the flight model is just painful. I know jets have bad acceleration, but this is just too slow.

 

And hover mode is just awful. Impossible to point the nose down without having to travel atleast a few blocks to build the speed to push it down, and trying to land in hover mode (afer switching from flight mode) takes forever.

 

Back to the buzzard.

[Cratoz]

Was near the Lighthouse.

Criminal Damage is about to start, spawn my Buzzard and call in my Hydra which spawns at Trevors Airstrip.

 

Of course a gang attack. I kill few enemies, 1 minute left trying to take off get assassinated and Hydra explodes.

 

Closes Application.

f*ck this game and this silly gang attacks... God dammit

 

 

Edit: Getting the infinite main loading screen after launching the game again.

Closes Application again.

 

FOR f*ck SAKE

 

lol

Edited September 19, 2016 by Cratoz

[Gridl0k]

trying to land in hover mode (afer switching from flight mode) takes forever.

 

Fly straight down at your landing zone and transition to hover = no lateral momentum. Obviously timing it right matters

[No Homing]

The lagg today is so bad respawned players don't show up on the map right away. I got ran over and I thought it was a NPC first, luckily I survived and killed the bastard.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

jeezes those cops are insane...are we ever gonna get a removal of those things ?

[Gridl0k]

^ Buy a crate, 30 minutes without wanted level or PV costs for $2k.

 

Alternatively start Hostile Takeover and give everyone in the lobby a 3* level they can't lose

[ash-274]

frecken this THIS when you buy are new car !!!

 

Interior from an entry-level model from the mid-1990's

Ashtray actually covers up climate controls

No radio

Ashtray pre-loaded with butts

 

I'd take it back and ask to see the sales manager... or you bought it from Carmax

[Grand Theft Amanda]

I did a few races with 3 persons who had what it takes to beat me legit and a few randumbs.

We vote for double loop and we got a new host.

He set the race with 3 laps, catch, slip on and destroy last place (30 seconds).

I've manage to take first place on the second half of the first lap and hold it 'till the third lap.

I had three seconds ahead of second place. There was three peoples left.

On the second loop, (You always drop a few places when in one)

Third was about to be destroyed. Guess who got destroyed.

I was real pissed off.

[mareepx]

Of course in the premium race I had to get someone who literally set a world f*cking record.

[Fennimoe]

 

frecken this THIS when you buy are new car !!!

 

 

 

I'm more annoyed by the fact the ashtray is plastred on top of the vent controls.

Omg! Yeah, WTF IS THAT ABOUT!?

[SAVILLAIN]

Everyone coming here to bitch about being killed by mod menu users on PC.

It's YOUR f*cking fault you decided to play the most exploited platform. 'But muh 60fps, pc master race'

It isn't the master race if I'm on console and I have a better play experience than you, now is it?

 

[rtie]

 

Everyone coming here to bitch about being killed by mod menu users on PC.

It's YOUR f*cking fault you decided to play the most exploited platform. 'But muh 60fps, pc master race'

It isn't the master race if I'm on console and I have a better play experience than you, now is it?

 

 

 

Please no platform wars, especially ones with sh*t memes. It's just very sad.

[ten-a-penny]

B&M of The Day:

 

2016 and people still can't get over other people playing on a different gaming box than theirs. ffffs.

[Opzeker]

B&M of The Day:

 

2016 and people still can't get over other people playing on a different gaming box than theirs. ffffs.

Because other people's opinions matter?

[ten-a-penny]

 

B&M of The Day:

 

2016 and people still can't get over other people playing on a different gaming box than theirs. ffffs.

Because other people's opinions matter?

Last I heard flaming people =/= giving your "opinion" over something.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

ugh, ok biker dlc confirmed...

 

we pretty much know the decently balanced bike class is f*cked now, right ?