The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[B7R]

Last night more stupid unbelievable sh*t happened. My Mates had finished a round of deadline (One had to go AFK to cook dinner) other stayed with me. We get put into this 5 person lobby (or 6) and the 3 other people are doing take out the VIP or something which none of us cared for. Of course we were near them because both of our apartments are near where they are but we weren't bothering them.

 

Eventually the VIP work ends and my mate is doing something with he's car and I'm about to get in it when the pr*cks who were doing the VIP work come at us in a dam buzzard. Thanks to the moron for flying so low and failing to take me out with rockets I shot him with my Combat MG and took down he's buzzard. I sent the buzzard pilot a message saying "Suck on that, you missed and failed"

 

Now that I've taken down the Buzzard guy he's other little buddies are p*ssed. My friend that was in the lobby with me wasn't interested in getting involved with these morons so he went and did he's own thing leaving 1 vs 3 (We go through this sh*t every time we get back from doing GTA contact missions or Adversary modes so I guess I can see why he's bored and tired of the same thing happening and doesn't want to get involved). These pr*cks have moved on from using weapons to using cheap tactics like explosives to blow me up. I get it rockets and stickys are still weapons but here I am trying to fairly take them out and there they are using cheap tactics to get kills. The fact that they kept using rockets and wouldn't switch over to something like I have must of meant they can't combat for sh*t with real weapons.

 

My other friend comes back from cooking and joins in on the session. Even with him back it still wasn't easy to take down these guys because the moment you pop out you get exploded. I managed to take them down a few times while they were busy with my other friend but the kill score outweighed me. 15 or so kills to one person vs the 4 or so I managed to get on this guy

 

Eventually the session didn't end too well. The Fighting between these f*ckwits wasn't going to solve anything and this could of literally gone on through the night and still not got anywhere so we gave up in the end and just went back to playing vehicle vendetta & deadline.

 

The fact that they had almost a session to themselves should of at least meant they could go do their own Cargo or import & export BS and we would of let them be while we do our own thing. Instead they decided to waste their time by taking down people who weren't involved in any VIP or CEO work. F*ck these kind of people who can't at least let you have 10 minuets of peace in GTAOnline without either being killed or blown up by a d*ckwad on a f*cking bike or Jet. I get it once more. It's GTA, killing is part of the game so expect to be killed but you can't even mind your own business anymore without some prick getting a kill on you and then running off like a little chicken after they've killed you.

 

Also f*ck Rockstar Logic that means you lose ammo from weapons if you die. How does it make any sense to lose 1 homing launcher rocket every time I die with it in my hand and haven't fired that rocket? That sh*t doesn't come cheap and it's likely another feature implemented by them to make players go through expensive ammo fasts and likely drive up Shark card sales. The fact you can't even go back to where you got killed and pick up the unfired / unlaunched rocket is annoying too. Sheesh.

[Nyamber]

We were on the final stretch of the mission and some dumb twat had to go and do this...

 

 

[Professional Amateur]

Why is it always people in Buzzards that try to shoot me down whilst I'm flying around in a Pyro? Do they have a death wish or something?

[tommyguns]

Release the throttle when the rear wheels get air.

Not too complicated.

The person I was replying to was talking about the tiny dips and rises of some road surfaces & trying to equate that as being the same as people going out of their way to sidewalk boost. The minor unevenness I was referring to does not make you airborne

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

Joined a random convoy set up heist with a level 200 and accidentally bumped him near the water.

 

Seconds later....players are voting to kick you.

 

Lol you guys are wayyy too young in the head to play this game.

Edited October 13, 2017 by jerryinohio78

[Kushology]

Joined a random convoy set up heist with a level 200 and accidentally bumped him near the water.

 

Seconds later....players are voting to kick you.

 

Lol you guys are wayyy too young in the head to play this game.

TIL you can be kicked during a setup.. lol

[DarkFlame588]

Why is it always people in Buzzards that try to shoot me down whilst I'm flying around in a Pyro? Do they have a death wish or something?

 

I'm always unsure of people in helicopters that chase me when I'm in a jet minding my own business...

It is fun taking them on a ride though.

Edited October 13, 2017 by DarkFlame588

[Geisterfaust]

 

 

You have to be insanely accurate most of the time while mastering the gas pedal button.

Tell that to RBR and Dirt rally players on gamepads, mastering GTA throttle input, my ass. Cool story, bro.

Have you only played stunt tracks?

 

Try to go full speed over a tight bumpy corner and guaranteed you will spin. You have to be very gentle with the throttle. That's why most casual racers crash with the Elegy because it just eats those kerbs and bumps. Also releasing the throttle a bit when going over kerbs gives more boost. Release it too much and you will lose speed.

 

Tell you what, I don't think there is anything that could be mastered in GTA in terms of racing and with respect to the word, comparing the level of simulation and immersion even with semi-arcade games. Forza Horizon I with no assists is harder than GTA V/ Online. No offence, mate, but handling is a joke and it's well known fact since 2013. Any kid can race in GTA, some just better than others, but it's not the same in Project cars, Forza, Gran Turismo, Dirt Rally, Richard Burns rally, Automobilista or even rFactor. These are games where you need to master everything. And throttle input in GTA V is sooo filtered, that any seasoned Forza player will drift with muscle cars in the rain, on dirt road without any effort. Maybe, even after some drinking.

Edited October 13, 2017 by hei3enberg

[Picklez]

The Transform Races are apparently supposed to be adding new stunt props. Watch these new props be just as sh*tty as a lot of the current stunt props.

Edited October 13, 2017 by Picklez

[gtafan26]

I bet a ton of people on here are pissed now that girls can join your boyscouts. Lol

What does this have to do with GTAV Online?

[Khaisz]

Havn't played gta:o since Bombushka? was released and it's sh*tty adversary mission that was the most boring and aweful mission to ever exist and I wish I could delete it from the game, There is pretty much nothing for me left to do in GTA except wait for Hunter so I can go on killing sprees with it and cause people to bitch and moan about me killing them.

 

 

 

 

 

I bet a ton of people on here are pissed now that girls can join your boyscouts. Lol

What does this have to do with GTAV Online?

Everything. /s

Edited October 14, 2017 by Khaisz

[Shadowfennekin]

You know, I've yet to see a single plane from Smugglers Run outside of people who are doing Smugglers Run missions.

The only one I've seen in the Ultralight and I don't consider that a plane.

 

Who ever had the wise idea to drip feed boring ass planes should be fired

[Xiled]

Joined a premium race been sitting here for 4 minutes and only 3 other people are here. Apparently there are only 4 of us in the entire world playing gta online right now.

[Sanches]

I can go on killing sprees with it and cause people to bitch and moan about me killing them.

That's some great attitude you got here.

Edited October 14, 2017 by Sanches

[Lonely-Martin]

 

 

 

You have to be insanely accurate most of the time while mastering the gas pedal button.

Tell that to RBR and Dirt rally players on gamepads, mastering GTA throttle input, my ass. Cool story, bro.

Have you only played stunt tracks?

 

Try to go full speed over a tight bumpy corner and guaranteed you will spin. You have to be very gentle with the throttle. That's why most casual racers crash with the Elegy because it just eats those kerbs and bumps. Also releasing the throttle a bit when going over kerbs gives more boost. Release it too much and you will lose speed.

 

Tell you what, I don't think there is anything that could be mastered in GTA in terms of racing and with respect to the word, comparing the level of simulation and immersion even with semi-arcade games. Forza Horizon I with no assists is harder than GTA V/ Online. No offence, mate, but handling is a joke and it's well known fact since 2013. Any kid can race in GTA, some just better than others, but it's not the same in Project cars, Forza, Gran Turismo, Dirt Rally, Richard Burns rally, Automobilista or even rFactor. These are games where you need to master everything. And throttle input in GTA V is sooo filtered, that any seasoned Forza player will drift with muscle cars in the rain, on dirt road without any effort. Maybe, even after some drinking.

 

 

Spot on... After near 4 years of GTA:O and leaving my beloved GT6 to rot for so long, I recently went back to refresh on GT6 (partly as I'm done here for now, partly to prepare for GTsport)...

 

Took a good few races/cars to get back in my groove... GTA is so damn lazy in this regard, really reminded me of 20 years ago as a teen going bowling or something and playing an old skool arcade racer when I popped back to GTA briefly to by a T-shirt...

 

Don't get me wrong, track knowledge will always benefit those that know, on any game... But yeah, so simple in it's technicals compared (as most any right minded person would know/expect mind you... Bless him)

[B7R]

FMD apparently I'm a pussy because I got p*ssed at the fact some brain dead moron killed me as soon as I come out of my apartment. I can't even do 1 simple f*cking thing in GTAOnline anymore without being stalked by some f*cking d*ckwad or getting myself killed for minding my own business.

 

Never mind the fact you seemed to have a problem when my friends teamed up with me to kill you. 1vs4 and your f*cking dumb a$$ got smashed. You asked to get smashed the moment you f*cked me over as I left my garages don't b*tch over it if you get smashed in the end. You don't want sh*t? Then don't f*cking kill players as they leave their apartments or garages got it? Oh wait your skull is too thick to comprehend that & when I sent you the message asking what your sh*tty reason for killing me was as I left my apartment you couldn't think of anything and thought calling me a "Pussy" would make you look at tough and cool. Doesn't work like that. Get in the real world already.

 

Also f*ck you again for going into passive mode like a little f*cking chicken but having the audacity to still send me messages saying I'm a pussy when I'm not and it's you that's the real pussy here. You couldn't handle the heat of 4 players after you f*cked 1 player over so you got what you deserved. Well at least I took you down 15 times vs the two or 3 you took me down with.

 

Hope you enjoyed getting smashed as much as I had taking you out. You deserved every last bullet in your players skull.

 

And that's why you don't go killing randoms, 1 minuet it could be 1v1. Next it's 1vs4 and you get your bum smashed and embarrassed. Guess with your thick skull you didn't expect the tables to turn so quick. Well guess what? They f*cking flipped.

[dino722]

The agresivity in this game is incredible...Sometimes I wonder how some of the trashy players are in real life...

[AgentPlum]

Get in to BS for 64 days

Serve sentence

Play clean

Log on after 9 days and find you have a dunce cap and 128 day sentence

 

f**k you cockstar

[Goingcrowd9]

in your players skull.

-snip-

And that's why you don't go killing randoms, 1 minuet it could be 1v1. Next it's 1vs4 and you get your bum smashed and embarrassed. Guess with your thick skull you didn't expect the tables to turn so quick. Well guess what? They f*cking flipped.

1vs4, and you call it embarrasing for him ?

Seeeeriously ?

 

If he used a OP vehichle like Hydra, Lazer or Opressor then OK, but 1vs4 is rather silly in most cases.

[Shadowfennekin]

*sigh*

I really f*cking hate it when you spawn literally only a few feet away from where you just died, and get killed again as a result!

[ntinoskonsta]

Since I had glitched a whole lot of money, I finally got around to fast-tracking research, starting with 16 million, in order to get the MOC rear turrets.

 

Now I'd dissed the research system before, but I had never experienced its utter toxicity first-hand. It's such a blatant cash grab that it almost made me quit the game right there. I mean seriously, $225k / 6 hours for a f*cking BULL BAR FOR THE TECHNICAL CUSTOM? 15+ liveries that are more useless than the weapons on the JB700? This is a travesty. I hated it more than anything else in the game. I'm now left with $6.8 million.

[Shadowfennekin]

Since I had glitched a whole lot of money, I finally got around to fast-tracking research, starting with 16 million, in order to get the MOC rear turrets.

 

Now I'd dissed the research system before, but I had never experienced its utter toxicity first-hand. It's such a blatant cash grab that it almost made me quit the game right there. I mean seriously, $225k / 6 hours for a f*cking BULL BAR FOR THE TECHNICAL CUSTOM? 15+ liveries that are more useless than the weapons on the JB700? This is a travesty. I hated it more than anything else in the game. I'm now left with $6.8 million.

Yeah, there was no reason for half the stuff to be research.... especially the paint! It was pretty f*cking obvious why they did it. And it was ridiculous.

And the thing about the bullbar.... why research for TWO different versions?! That was the stupid thing.

 

I'm really hoping I don't have to fast track through sh*t for the Vigilante weapons. I've done enough, and I'm not waiting to unlock them. I'm done with my Bunker missions for good

[No Use For A Name]

Since I had glitched a whole lot of money, I finally got around to fast-tracking research, starting with 16 million, in order to get the MOC rear turrets.

 

Now I'd dissed the research system before, but I had never experienced its utter toxicity first-hand. It's such a blatant cash grab that it almost made me quit the game right there. I mean seriously, $225k / 6 hours for a f*cking BULL BAR FOR THE TECHNICAL CUSTOM? 15+ liveries that are more useless than the weapons on the JB700? This is a travesty. I hated it more than anything else in the game. I'm now left with $6.8 million.

 

You poor thing!

 

Just imagine how annoyed the people who play the game legitimately were

[tommyguns]

You know, I've yet to see a single plane from Smugglers Run outside of people who are doing Smugglers Run missions.

The only one I've seen in the Ultralight and I don't consider that a plane.

 

Who ever had the wise idea to drip feed boring ass planes should be fired

And yet the trailers for SR are easily the most popular out of any dlc. All the aircraft have appreciation threads, some of them already around a dozen pages. And it seems plenty of people appreciate it.

 

I've seen plenty of the aircraft being used. How much time do you spend in solo sessions and not just for hanger missions.

 

I'm sure they will resume normal service soon. More multi million dollar super cars & low res rehashes of existing clothes. I prefer the aircraft myself, especially since they were almost completely neglected by R* for a long time.

 

I'd like to see a dlc where they fix longstanding bugs, expand the muscle class, add more realistic options for racing in the other classes, making them as balanced as the supers class. Add a small amount of original clothing. Open more interiors. And add some of the games more unique houses as player homes.

Edited October 14, 2017 by tommyguns

[Arrows to Athens]

*sigh*

I really f*cking hate it when you spawn literally only a few feet away from where you just died, and get killed again as a result!

The spawn system is cancer in this game.

[A Maned Wolf]

 

*sigh*

I really f*cking hate it when you spawn literally only a few feet away from where you just died, and get killed again as a result!

The spawn system is cancer in this game.

 

Makes COD spawning seem amazing by comparison.

[Sanches]

Literally unplayable.

[Arrows to Athens]

Literally unplayable.

 

According to Rockstar, that's normal gameplay. The game functioning normally and as intended is considered abnormal, however.

 

Smh...

Edited October 14, 2017 by Arrows to Athens

[B7R]

 

in your players skull.

-snip-

And that's why you don't go killing randoms, 1 minuet it could be 1v1. Next it's 1vs4 and you get your bum smashed and embarrassed. Guess with your thick skull you didn't expect the tables to turn so quick. Well guess what? They f*cking flipped.

1vs4, and you call it embarrasing for him ?

Seeeeriously ?

 

If he used a OP vehichle like Hydra, Lazer or Opressor then OK, but 1vs4 is rather silly in most cases.

 

 

So?

 

He got smashed and deserved every bullet of it. I hope he felt a lotta shame but knowing the average GTAOnline player this player probably felt f*ck all.

 

Now how is 1vs4 silly? Next you'll be telling me I shouldn't of had my friends team up with me and just let the f*cker smash me. If my friends wanted to help then my friends wanted to help so accept that. There's no rule saying I & others can't do a 1vs4 against these c*nt just like how there isn't a rule for killing people who leave their garage and you haven't harmed previously but that doesn't mean it's not a sh*tty move to make.

 

Not my problem the stupid f*ckwit had no friends to come to he's own aid. He shouldn't of f*cked me as he didn't know what was coming.

 

I'm sorry but this douche asked for it the moment he killed me while I drove my vehicle out of my garage. If this forum or this playerbase can't comprehend how annoying and sh*tty it is then we have a major problem in here. No wonder you see so many people come back to GTAO and give up after 5 minuets. the community is so toxic it's unbelievable and then we have people (Not saying you but I feel others will) come to say the things the other player done was more than justified even tho once again it was a sh*tty thing to do.

Edited October 14, 2017 by B7R

[DrSweatySphincter]

Why do you have the sexual urge to aim your homing launcher at a cargobob minding its own business or better yet any unarmed aircraft not bothering you?