The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[rsquattro]

So the hunter is made of paper

[Prince_Polaris]

Anyone else unable to paint their MOC trailer? I pick a paint color, and it instantly reverts? What the f*ck, I've wasted 50k on this sh*t!

[Xiled]

I can forgive rockstar this time since power and internet out do to lightning hitting transformer and a big tree branch blocking the street. For once it's not there fault. Shame I was about to fly a new plane.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

All these planes that could made dogfights actually interesting and they get sh*tted on by the Hydra and Lazer with their goddamn explosive rounds.

 

Only the Molotok and the Rogue can stand a chance I guess.

[marco6158]

Got 25 crates of Tobacco for the new update and decided to sell them, me and another guy who was selling his stuff. I was selling alll by myself, as usual.

 

Deliver the first container (total of 4) and while coming back to the LSIA to get another container, the same guy who was selling his stuff approaches me with his Savage, asks "what I'm up to", destroys both the Cargobobs given for the mission and without even touching my crates I got the notification "you destroyed your crates" (or something like that).

 

Lost 5/6 hours worth of work due to this idiot and this bugged game, like if Rockstar stealing 2 millions of mine wasn't enough..

I really was in need of someone ruining my sh*tty delivery and then changing lobby two seconds after I killed him, wasn't even able to kill him a few times.

 

And why I can't add flares to existing aircrafts is beyond me. Seriously would it take that much time for them to add a stupid option?

[Johnny Alpha]

Gonna throw out an anti-bitch. Only 1k to replace destroyed planes! Nice!

[sreyazsec]

A fairly pathetic complaint but I'm gonna make everyone read it anyway.

 

The sh*t that some people do in deathmatches. I'm sure anyone else who plays a lot of them can understand these pains.

I have experienced every single one of these today, a lot of them within the same match.

 

• Teammates blowing themselves up.
• Teammates AFK, letting themselves get killed repeatedly therefor f*cking up the score for the rest of us.
• The ones who rely solely on explosives.
• Invisible turds/indestructible turds/turds of all kinds.
• Teammates who suddenly turn on you out of the blue, like running you over with a car or tank and killing you.
• In parkour deathmatches, your own teammates trying to race you and end up pushing you off of things accidentally.
• 2 minutes in and someone is already paused and sending you hate messages or asking if you mod.
• Teammates leaving proximity mines everywhere and killing you.
• Lastly, that one guy who runs up to the wall or fence and just spends the whole match kicking it..

I still love deathmatches but f*ck me. I hope things are better on PS4.

Edited August 30, 2017 by ceszayers

[Legomanarthur]

I don't understand why but I noticed recently that Merryweather is way tougher than before during Humane Labs finale, they can shoot through walls it seems, right after you enter the facility through the garage door and take down the first three guys, the next few guard can now hit you through the walls for no logical reason, I know lags can cause this sort of thing but this is way too much, sometimes you lose all of your health by getting shot in the stomach for like two seconds and sometimes you can take a whole lot of damage without even losing half of your health I don't understand this game, it's like the mechanics get changed every time you log on.

[Wtfdontlickme]

I tried playing this game legit, I can't anymore. So I sell a shipment of cargo and what do you know it's a slow plane with NO ROCKETS and infinite cops. These helis are already fast, and have perfect accuracy. Eventually my rotor shuts down and it destroys my plane. And it was worth 30k lol. I wanted to see how the sale missions were, but I found out first hand. Guess duping it is.

[Shadowfennekin]

Yeah, I'm taking advantage of the next duping glitch.

I don't care if I get reset anymore

[TankGirl]

This is the first update I feel like bitching about in quite some time.

It's like f*cking warehouses all over again, but where is the goddamned incentive?

And holy sh*t, every jackass is all about flying and blowing each other up now.

I should have bought the LSIA hangar. What the f*ck was I thinking?

I will say that this update is the most derivative one yet. It's just not original in almost any way. It rips off other free mode moneymakers and adds almost nothing new.

And the NPC helicopters are like f*cking locusts. They never stop coming back.

I'm so happy I went with LSIA. It seems like a real sh*t fest at the military base.

[Commander S]

What R* assumes everyone playing GTAO likes:

What I actually like:

(seriously, R* - change the record occasionally, yeah?)

Edited August 31, 2017 by Commander S

[Handsome Jack]

All these planes that could made dogfights actually interesting and they get sh*tted on by the Hydra and Lazer with their goddamn explosive rounds.

 

Only the Molotok and the Rogue can stand a chance I guess.

And if you wanna dogfight you'll get bad sport and get charged if you destroy your enemies aircraft! R* are pure geniuses

[autofanatic]

What R* assumes everyone playing GTAO likes:

 

 

 

What I actually like:

 

 

 

 

(seriously, R* - change the record occasionally, yeah?)

You know what? rockstar always wants to sell high end cars. expensive but f*ck this. can we get new muscle cars? rockstar.

[autofanatic]

 

All these planes that could made dogfights actually interesting and they get sh*tted on by the Hydra and Lazer with their goddamn explosive rounds.

 

Only the Molotok and the Rogue can stand a chance I guess.

And if you wanna dogfight you'll get bad sport and get charged if you destroy your enemies aircraft! R* are pure geniuses

Hell yeah, rockstar can only use bad sport and insurance charge as usual.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

What R* assumes everyone playing GTAO likes:

 

 

 

What I actually like:

 

 

 

 

(seriously, R* - change the record occasionally, yeah?)

I like both, but I agree with you, we need more normal cars. We have way too many supers.

 

The Retinue is a good example, albeit overpriced for what it is.

[G U M M I]

Really getting pissed off when motherf*ckers send heists invites and then leave the heists, forcing me to wait endlessly in the cloud, only to end up loading into their session. I am a lone wolf and exclusive as f*ck, I'll play with you for the money, but I absolutely hate any association with people/morons.

[MarczXD]

Unknown network error is back at full force after the smuggler's run update, amazing

Edited August 31, 2017 by MarczXD

[autofanatic]

 

 

 

 

What R* assumes everyone playing GTAO likes:

 

 

 

What I actually like:

 

 

 

 

(seriously, R* - change the record occasionally, yeah?)

I like both, but I agree with you, we need more normal cars. We have way too many supers.

 

The Retinue is a good example, albeit overpriced for what it is.

 

 

 

Overpriced? It depends. I am waiting for the dripfeed batmobile sh*t and that's really expensive.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Overpriced? It depends. I am waiting for the dripfeed batmobile sh*t and that's really expensive.

I meant overpriced for being an old car, but I blame the horrid inflation of prices for that.

 

If it was released in 2014, it would cost $200k tops.

[Pedinhuh]

 

Overpriced? It depends. I am waiting for the dripfeed batmobile sh*t and that's really expensive.

I meant overpriced for being an old car, but I blame the horrid inflation of prices for that.

 

If it was released in 2014, it would cost $200k tops.

If it was 2014, it would cost about 100k, because the Warrener costs 120k.

[Prince_Polaris]

My bitch and moan for tonight is about y'all here on the forums. Every time we get a new way to make money, you gotta throw a big hissy fit about how it doesn't make as good money as Import/Export. Yeah, I f*cking get it, I/E makes bank, but it's not fun at all! It's soul-sucking, the NPCs have better accuracy than Terminators, you're f*cked up one wall and down the other wall if you want to get those damn cars anywhere without massive repair bills, and all of the missions suck ass and are boring as hell.

Meanwhile, Gunrunning is pretty laid back if you buy supplies, sell them, and repeat, and Smuggler's run Hangar sourcing missions are pretty damn fun! Remember you f*ckheads, it's a video game, we're here to have fun, not maximize our profits like we're the damn CEO of walmart. After the I/E bonus, I'm done unless another one comes along, it might make the best money in the game but holy sh*t is it frustrating, discouraging, and downright infuriating sometimes.

[Happy Hunter]

 

Why would you dripfeed that?

 

I mean, it's not like they're hiding it exists. I've used it twice or more now, and at some point I can even unlock the discount for it (and it'll tell me). So what's the point?

[CrysisAverted]

gotta do a ressuply in LS

Take my gold hydra because its the fastest travel I got

get to the city

some punk in a Molotok starts attacking me

I insta kill him

"bad sport"

srsly C* cut it out, you can't keep releasing weaponized vehicles you get punished for destroying.

[autofanatic]

 

Why would you dripfeed that?

 

I mean, it's not like they're hiding it exists. I've used it twice or more now, and at some point I can even unlock the discount for it (and it'll tell me). So what's the point?

f*ck that dripfeed bullsh*t. Many people want the hunter, but the hunter is dripfeed, that's so f*cking terrible.

[HamwithCheese]

Did they buff the npcs again? I swear they super accurate in everything now.

[Needle Banger]

Did they buff the npcs again? I swear they super accurate in everything now.

It sure seems like it, and the cops seem about twice as prevalent as they were before as well. Christ I hate this game.

 

One of the things that stand out most about how trashy the pieces of dog sh*t are who made this game is how they charge you a daily fee for owning properties, mechanic, staff at businesses, and crap like that. Seriously you're charging people hard-grinded money for invisible computer characters to do meaningless stuff you don't even notice?!! Its not bad enough WAAAAAYYY overcharging for everything in this game, then you have to go ahead and continuously ding us daily on top of that like we are only renting objects from you?? This game is the worst of all time because of crap like this, kill yourselves Cockstar.

 

And you wonder why people hack your game to death...

[Needle Banger]

Remember you f*ckheads, it's a video game, we're here to have fun, not maximize our profits like we're the damn CEO of walmart.

Why don't you tell that to the cocksuckers who made this piece of sh*t game.

[STRICOM]

My biggest issue is WITH AI.

No its not just the cars that merge lanes without warning.

No its not just the cops annoying chase tactics.

It's the mother f*cking aimbot.

The Cargobob has bullet proof windows, yet the AI goes out of its way to prove to me it can make a perfect shot, threading the needle, through the side door, and into my character.

f*ck that.

And it wouldn't be that bad, if I wasn't playing free aim, literally, AI get to shoot me out of lock on range when I can't lock on to begin with???

f*ck you lazy c*nts.

Edited August 31, 2017 by SA Defense Force

[Acetaminophen]

Online is really a ripoff. As a single player fan I can tell you the way Online is, is R* wants you to die 2 shots and I'm dead? but the NPC enemies get machine gunned in the head and get back up? R* wants you to die so you waste ammo and have to buy more this game isn't about having fun anymore honestly it's sad to see R* go this way but it's the truth. It's not a good game.