The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[autofanatic]

Warning: Loss of sanity and profanity laced all caps rage ahead:

 

 

 

STOP F*CKING CALLING ME. LEAVE ME ALONE. I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO BUY A HANGAR. I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO BUY A BUNKER. I DON'T FEEL LIKE CHECKING OUT THE BIKER STUFF, I JUST WANTED THE CLUBHOUSE. SAME WITH THE VEHICLES.

 

SHUT! THE F*CK! UP! ONE AFTER THE OTHER, AFTER EVERY SINGLE LOAD SCREEN! WHY CAN I NOT TURN THEM OFF?!!?!?!?!?!

 

 

 

Sorry about that....

I also have no money to buy the new f*cking hangar. Nervous Ron just called and I refuse to f*cking listen his sh*t. That's it.

[Irish45455]

Wow, Rockstar. What a bunch of dick teasing assholes. They finally add the Hunter, but it's dripfeed bullsh*t. What a bunch of f*cking dicks.

Edited August 30, 2017 by Irish45455

[Pedinhuh]

 

Warning: Loss of sanity and profanity laced all caps rage ahead:

 

 

 

STOP F*CKING CALLING ME. LEAVE ME ALONE. I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO BUY A HANGAR. I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO BUY A BUNKER. I DON'T FEEL LIKE CHECKING OUT THE BIKER STUFF, I JUST WANTED THE CLUBHOUSE. SAME WITH THE VEHICLES.

 

SHUT! THE F*CK! UP! ONE AFTER THE OTHER, AFTER EVERY SINGLE LOAD SCREEN! WHY CAN I NOT TURN THEM OFF?!!?!?!?!?!

 

 

 

Sorry about that....

I also have no money to buy the new f*cking hangar. Nervous Ron just called and I refuse to f*cking listen his sh*t. That's it.

Só it's Agent 14 all over again?

 

I guess we can say that this will be common practice with every new update?

[autofanatic]

Wow, Rockstar. What a bunch of dick teasing assholes. They finally add the Hunter, but it's dripfeed bullsh*t. What a bunch of f*cking dicks.

Correct, drip feed sh*t again.

[Norman_Greige]

I would like to echo the stupid, incessant phone calls from various and sundry. If R* feel the need to needle you into buying into missions, fine. But once it's clear you're not interested, like after the third hangup, they should let you hunt the bastards down and kill them to stop the phone ringing for at least a session. I mean, nothing like a phone call right as a fight breaks out and you have to fumble for a hang up in order to access the weapon you want.

 

Second gripe: off the radar chickensh*t when they attack you. Often it's abundantly clear that they're shark card greenhorns, which basically means they're using money to stunt their combat skills. That's just vulgar.

[The Jungz]

It's pretty ironic how the annoying ''BOAWLING'' phone calls from GTA IV basically became memes but Rockstar tripled dipped with GTA V and now everybody's calling in sequences. At least you could mute the f*ckers in GTA IV.

 

Has GTA IV won this battle yet?

[ntinoskonsta]

"OMG A SUPERCAR GOTTA T-BONE IT"

 

 

I swear this sh*t is scripted

[Stealthflight]

Since this game turned into a monotonous grind I dedicated myself to get good at the old fashioned Hydra which Ive had for years barely used. Theres nothing worth logging in for anymore. I own the hanger but its too much work for too little pay. I don't want to feel like this game is a full time monotonous job. I already have a on ground high K/d ratio so getting good in a jet seems like the only thing left for me to do. I'm done working my azz off for Rckstar and I just want to be a jet griefer from now on. I have a real life to live. .

Edited August 30, 2017 by Stealthflight

[PicardsBong]

"OMG A SUPERCAR GOTTA T-BONE IT"

 

 

I swear this sh*t is scripted

Not to start sh*t man, but while I do believe cars will randomly change lanes to hit you, this seems to be a simple case of not looking far enough down the road while driving too fast. If you watch the gif you can see the car that hits you inbound before you reach that intersection; if you had moved slightly to the left you would've been fine, but you didn't see it so you continued on the same path, and he hit you. He doesn't change direction at all and neither do you, hence the crash.

 

The traffic's bad, but I get annoyed by people who call bad coding on things like the cars and the cops when there's simple fixes to avoid a lot of these annoyances.

[JRC99]

Has GTA IV won this battle yet?

If you ask me, it won it a long, long time ago.

[Goingcrowd9]

F$CK ALL GRIEFERS IN JETS AND OPRESSORS !

[hugh750]

F$CK ALL GRIEFERS IN JETS AND OPRESSORS !

not all jet pilots in gtao are griefers but it does seem like the oppressor is the griefer vehicle of choice.

[Prince_Polaris]

WHY DOES MY CARGOBOB JETSAM KEEP TURNING INTO A NORMAL CARGOBOB I DON'T WANT THIS LOUD PIECE OF sh*t I WANT MY NICE QUIET COOL LOOKING JETSAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

 

Edit: Get the f*ck outta here

Edited August 30, 2017 by Prince_Polaris

[Cheesy_wotsit]

So the Alpha Z1 is faster than the Hydra? Lol Rockstar have f*cking lost it.

Edited August 30, 2017 by Cheesy_wotsit

[joao_inca]

You're the one crossing the red tbh

 

also this:

 

 

 

 

"OMG A SUPERCAR GOTTA T-BONE IT"



I swear this sh*t is scripted

Not to start sh*t man, but while I do believe cars will randomly change lanes to hit you, this seems to be a simple case of not looking far enough down the road while driving too fast. If you watch the gif you can see the car that hits you inbound before you reach that intersection; if you had moved slightly to the left you would've been fine, but you didn't see it so you continued on the same path, and he hit you. He doesn't change direction at all and neither do you, hence the crash.

The traffic's bad, but I get annoyed by people who call bad coding on things like the cars and the cops when there's simple fixes to avoid a lot of these annoyances.

 

 

Edited August 30, 2017 by joao_inca

[hugh750]

 

"OMG A SUPERCAR GOTTA T-BONE IT"

 

 

I swear this sh*t is scripted

Not to start sh*t man, but while I do believe cars will randomly change lanes to hit you, this seems to be a simple case of not looking far enough down the road while driving too fast. If you watch the gif you can see the car that hits you inbound before you reach that intersection; if you had moved slightly to the left you would've been fine, but you didn't see it so you continued on the same path, and he hit you. He doesn't change direction at all and neither do you, hence the crash.

 

The traffic's bad, but I get annoyed by people who call bad coding on things like the cars and the cops when there's simple fixes to avoid a lot of these annoyances.

 

i think it is.

http://xboxclips.com/hugh750/4e70665c-9bb6-4756-a5fc-35e48ed0783c

 

some of this video is my fault but the driver didn't try to stop.

http://xboxclips.com/hugh750/93d667b4-446e-4fcb-9ff9-8f04bc8cd85c

 

http://xboxclips.com/hugh750/d3ff6326-2ea9-4570-93cc-ecdf755263d8

 

this one the npc driver was being a jerk.

http://xboxclips.com/hugh750/6fd4ef4b-28c1-436d-88c5-80df4e71e610

You're the one crossing the red tbh

 

also this:

 

 

don't we all go through the red lights??

[Nerfgoth]

Since this game turned into a monotonous grind I dedicated myself to get good at the old fashioned Hydra which Ive had for years barely used. Theres nothing worth logging in for anymore. I own the hanger but its too much work for too little pay. I don't want to feel like this game is a full time monotonous job. I already have a on ground high K/d ratio so getting good in a jet seems like the only thing left for me to do. I'm done working my azz off for Rckstar and I just want to be a jet griefer from now on. I have a real life to live. .

Isn't jet grefing and destroying people's cargo working for R* and making people buy Shark Cards?

[Prince_Polaris]

[TankGirl]

The gun running sale glitch happened to me when my CEO members couldnt get into the other insurgents until after one had already been delivered. As if selling isnt difficult enough as it is.

[TheFroggmann]

 

Warning: Loss of sanity and profanity laced all caps rage ahead:

 

 

 

STOP F*CKING CALLING ME. LEAVE ME ALONE. I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO BUY A HANGAR. I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO BUY A BUNKER. I DON'T FEEL LIKE CHECKING OUT THE BIKER STUFF, I JUST WANTED THE CLUBHOUSE. SAME WITH THE VEHICLES.

 

SHUT! THE F*CK! UP! ONE AFTER THE OTHER, AFTER EVERY SINGLE LOAD SCREEN! WHY CAN I NOT TURN THEM OFF?!!?!?!?!?!

 

 

 

Sorry about that....

I also have no money to buy the new f*cking hangar. Nervous Ron just called and I refuse to f*cking listen his sh*t. That's it.

 

 

Not to mention that f*ck creeps me out. I swear he touches kids.

Wow, Rockstar. What a bunch of dick teasing assholes. They finally add the Hunter, but it's dripfeed bullsh*t. What a bunch of f*cking dicks.

 

Had the mission where you use it last night. Doesn't even fly well, it's twitchy, slow and the armament sucks. After getting whacked by a suicidal AI it immediately started smoking and sputtering. Bailed and called in my CEO buzzard and finished the mission.

[Silencer555]

Nvm, posting this in the Smugglers run edition of the B&M topic.

Was talking about the sh*ttiness of the Titan Escort Resupply mission.

Edited August 30, 2017 by Silencer555

[Blasterman4EVER]

This is the first update I feel like bitching about in quite some time.

It's like f*cking warehouses all over again, but where is the goddamned incentive?

And holy sh*t, every jackass is all about flying and blowing each other up now.

I should have bought the LSIA hangar. What the f*ck was I thinking?

I will say that this update is the most derivative one yet. It's just not original in almost any way. It rips off other free mode moneymakers and adds almost nothing new.

And the NPC helicopters are like f*cking locusts. They never stop coming back.

[Sentinel Driver]

It's pretty ironic how the annoying ''BOAWLING'' phone calls from GTA IV basically became memes but Rockstar tripled dipped with GTA V and now everybody's calling in sequences. At least you could mute the f*ckers in GTA IV.

 

Has GTA IV won this battle yet?

I'd love to have Roman ask me out for bowling. It would be much nicer than that "Boss, It's me. Look this garage space in the building is still available. Honestly it's amazing! You should take a look on dynasty 8 and see what you think" harassment. How do I tell my assistant that I don't pay her to harass me by calling about that god damn garage space. I don't need garage space ffs!! I have 5 apartments + mc clubhouse for bikes and I've only filled about 2 garages

[Silencer555]

Oh sure, if I grabbed Cargo like this, I'd explode into a million pieces. Racist ass game.

[Mrs. Buzz]

Nvm, posting this in the Smugglers run edition of the B&M topic.

 

Was talking about the sh*ttiness of the Titan Escort Resupply mission.

Huh? Hydra -> hoover -> PROFIT

 

Alternative, grab a Lazer from the base, no stars during sales or resupply. One of the easiest missions for sure with some practice in it.

[Silencer555]

 

Nvm, posting this in the Smugglers run edition of the B&M topic.

 

Was talking about the sh*ttiness of the Titan Escort Resupply mission.

Huh? Hydra -> hoover -> PROFIT

 

Alternative, grab a Lazer from the base, no stars during sales or resupply. One of the easiest missions for sure with some practice in it.

 

It's just tedious as f*ck, needs to be far faster paced to be enjoyable.

[TheFroggmann]

 

Nvm, posting this in the Smugglers run edition of the B&M topic.

 

Was talking about the sh*ttiness of the Titan Escort Resupply mission.

Huh? Hydra -> hoover -> PROFIT

 

Alternative, grab a Lazer from the base, no stars during sales or resupply. One of the easiest missions for sure with some practice in it.

 

 

Until one of the enemy buzzards spawn to your right and crashes straight into you.

 

That was my first rage-quit in months.

[HamwithCheese]

That titan is literally flying 20 miles an hour. How is that even possible?

[Xiled]

 

"OMG A SUPERCAR GOTTA T-BONE IT"

 

 

I swear this sh*t is scripted

Not to start sh*t man, but while I do believe cars will randomly change lanes to hit you, this seems to be a simple case of not looking far enough down the road while driving too fast. If you watch the gif you can see the car that hits you inbound before you reach that intersection; if you had moved slightly to the left you would've been fine, but you didn't see it so you continued on the same path, and he hit you. He doesn't change direction at all and neither do you, hence the crash.

 

The traffic's bad, but I get annoyed by people who call bad coding on things like the cars and the cops when there's simple fixes to avoid a lot of these annoyances.

 

Is that why traffic suddenly decides to go 100mph in the intersection to hit you?

[shmok2]

Today for the first time I didn't get money after a cocaine sale mission. When I saw that I didn't get the payment I saved the gameplay vid to make sure that I wasn't mistaken. I don't have the patience to deal with Rockstar's support. It's annoying because from now on I'll always be kinda nervous that maybe I won't get money at the end.