The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Slonitram]

The NPC Buzzards in this game are f*cking bullsh*t. How come they can be pointing up their machine guns to the air, but aim straight down and shower me with bullets over and over while I'm trying to get back to my own Buzzard that decided to spawn miles away?

[TankGirl]

I feel like I have a sign on my back that says "Are you a try hard? Come fight me" every session I log into anymore it's the same thing ; I get killed, then when I go to kill them they either go off radar and use explosive rounds/RPG's, or use explosives and kill themselves every time I get a shot on them. Just tonight I had a try hard who would only fight me while he was off radar and only kill with RPG's. Then he would run away once his off radar was up and come back to fight me only when he could go ghost, I just left, I been done fighting people like that for a long time but it seems like those are the only people around.

Edited August 30, 2017 by TankGirl

[DrSweatySphincter]

No flares for my Hydra? FOH

 

AND OF COURSE THE HUNTER IS DRIP FEED, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN SCOUNDRELS

[autofanatic]

drip feed is sick. Why the f*ck rockstar?

[HamwithCheese]

drip feed is sick. Why the f*ck rockstar?

Why release more dlc when you can hide most of it and release it to players after they get tired of your new dlc?

[FourFingersOfFun]

Thermal marksman now exists. Rip pvp (even tho it was already dead)

[Prince_Polaris]

Thermal marksman now exists. Rip pvp (even tho it was already dead)

Where?

 

Also, what the f*ck happened to my MOC trailer?

 

[ZeroSafe]

Cargobobs are still spontaneously combusting for me every time I enter an I/E garage or any of my other properties. Thought that would have been fixed by now, but nope, let's patch being able to ragdoll other players with the bunker Caddies instead.

[HamwithCheese]

First hangar source mission.

 

-Go steal jewelry from THE MILITARY BASE WITH ROBOT NPCS AND f*ckING TANKS

 

Me: WHY?!

[FourFingersOfFun]

 

Thermal marksman now exists. Rip pvp (even tho it was already dead)

Where?

 

Also, what the f*ck happened to my MOC trailer?

 

Equip the quad lense helmet and activate it like you activate night vision. Perma thermal vision even when scoped in.

[zoso80]

These DLC's seems to have shorter and shorter shelf lives.

 

24 hrs and people are already "done."

 

Excellent.

 

Ready this game to die.

[Happy Hunter]

Equip the quad lense helmet and activate it like you activate night vision. Perma thermal vision even when scoped in.

 

Does it work when you're flying?

 

Hmm, helicopters that see through walls lol?

[Slonitram]

There is no bonus for destroying other people's supplies. Rockstar is straight up lying to us so we can grief other players. Just absolutely sad.

[FourFingersOfFun]

 

Equip the quad lense helmet and activate it like you activate night vision. Perma thermal vision even when scoped in.

 

Does it work when you're flying?

 

Hmm, helicopters that see through walls lol?

I'd imagine so, it's like night vision goggles. They stay on until you turn them off as far as I'm aware.

 

Also the Hunter is pretty crazy even without upgrades.

[Happy Hunter]

 

 

Equip the quad lense helmet and activate it like you activate night vision. Perma thermal vision even when scoped in.

 

Does it work when you're flying?

 

Hmm, helicopters that see through walls lol?

I'd imagine so, it's like night vision goggles. They stay on until you turn them off as far as I'm aware.

 

Also the Hunter is pretty crazy even without upgrades.

 

Oh yes. Got to bear in mind that being a delivery vehicle it probably has buffed armour there.

 

But it's also stock, so ... The upgraded one will have countermeasures and armour upgrades of its own. Throw in that barrage thing, and I think it's going to be a pretty effective heli for taking people out on the ground.

Edited August 30, 2017 by Happy Hunter

[FourFingersOfFun]

 

 

 

Equip the quad lense helmet and activate it like you activate night vision. Perma thermal vision even when scoped in.

 

Does it work when you're flying?

 

Hmm, helicopters that see through walls lol?

I'd imagine so, it's like night vision goggles. They stay on until you turn them off as far as I'm aware.

 

Also the Hunter is pretty crazy even without upgrades.

 

Oh yes. Got to bear in mind that being a delivery vehicle it probably has buffed armour there.

 

But ti's also stick, so ... The upgraded one will have countermeasures and armour upgrades of its own. Throw in that barrage thing, and I think it's going to be a pretty effective heli for taking people out on the ground.

The one I got try was one that a friend had found that a modder had spawned in. It's got rockets,rocket barrage,a Valkyrie explosive nose cannon,can carpet bomb and when we finally get it, flares as well.

 

I'm just hoping the armour is actually strong, would love for it to takeover the buzzard as my attack hell of choice.

[Prince_Polaris]

 

 

Thermal marksman now exists. Rip pvp (even tho it was already dead)

Where?

 

Also, what the f*ck happened to my MOC trailer?

 

Equip the quad lense helmet and activate it like you activate night vision. Perma thermal vision even when scoped in.

 

OH DAMN NICE

[Sandpanther]

Stupid update broke the guns on my Insurgent Pick Up and Half Track. Can no longer interact with them when solo. Grr.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Dripfeed is just a cheap way to extend an update's lifespan.

 

All I wanted was a Hunter, just one Hunter, and R* wouldn't give it to me...

[Lc gta]

This DLC sucks with crap paying missions, imo only worth getting a hanger to store aircraft and these are over priced.

[symphonight]

Seriously..what's the point of adding some war machine if you take some bad sport point if you play with them? you want to go and chase a new plane? boom, bad sport point, a player attack you in his brand new golden hydra (not pegasus then.) and you destroy the hydra? boom, bad sport point. a player attack you with the rogue or the tula? you want to defend yourself and you shoot the plane? boom bad sport point.. exactly the same as the APC and halftrack... I understand for a personal vehicle but at this point.. any weaponised or armored vehicle should not give you bad sport point if you destroy them (or defend yourself..)

[Amy Vinewood]

I should have seen it coming

 

 

 

I took a Taxi instead

Edited August 30, 2017 by Amy Vinewood

[Sanches]

Not really a bitch, but...

 

 

[Big Molio]

I sell my XA-21 to raise some cash and get instantly beaten on a stunt race by a guy in an XA-21

 

Bought a Rocket Voltic by accident, now I'm stuck with it.

 

Computer for the new Smuggler's Run jobs...they are never near the f*cking door are they?

[Nerfgoth]

Is it just me or is the map getting smaller and smaller?

 

My issues with this dlc is that its so repeatable! There is only a handfull of supply missions! And there is even fewer voicelines from Ron.

 

It feels just that griefers and shark cards sellers are going to destroy your cargo so you dont get a call from Ron in the end that you manished to get your supplies home!

 

And for my second bitch and moan is why is everyone trying to kill me when traveling in a cab?

[autofanatic]

I should have seen it coming

 

 

 

I took a Taxi instead

That's f*cking bad. You could not expect this kind of sh*t.

[Slonitram]

What would you know, the DLC is boring just as I expected. The only excitement I got from this was being able to fly the Hunter again, only to realize that it's a rather mediocre helicopter compared to the Savage (which now has buffed armor). I'm slowly considering just quitting GTA Online and moving onto another game, because the thrill and interest has deteriotated, specially with the massive paywalls that Rockstar is laying down that are worth more than they should.

[Amy Vinewood]

 

I should have seen it coming

 

-snip-

 

I took a Taxi instead

 

That's f*cking bad. You could not expect this kind of sh*t.

I paid 5k for it too, lol

I could have got the traffic to do it for free

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

This update sucked there was nothing I wanted so I finally got a Sultan RS I love it but why the fu*k is the RS strip in black instead of white

 

[JRC99]

Warning: Loss of sanity and profanity laced all caps rage ahead:

 

 

 

STOP F*CKING CALLING ME. LEAVE ME ALONE. I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO BUY A HANGAR. I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO BUY A BUNKER. I DON'T FEEL LIKE CHECKING OUT THE BIKER STUFF, I JUST WANTED THE CLUBHOUSE. SAME WITH THE VEHICLES.

 

SHUT! THE F*CK! UP! ONE AFTER THE OTHER, AFTER EVERY SINGLE LOAD SCREEN! WHY CAN I NOT TURN THEM OFF?!!?!?!?!?!

 

 

 

Sorry about that....