The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[CrysisAverted]

have to steal apc for ressuply

take out chopper before the checkpoint

quick jump into the gunner seat of insurgent pickup custom

step in driver seat

try again

same thing

try again

same thing

try again

same thing

f*ck it and just shoot everybody up, no npc on minimap

decide lemme just try once more, hop on roof, on gunner spot

try again

jump in driver seat

jesus f*ck

move insurgent blocking the road to steal apc

apc drives off

f*ck

chase apc down and shoot the driver out

drive apc to bunker

apc starts smoking and beeping rapidly simply from repeated pistol rounds

[Happy Hunter]

apc starts smoking and beeping rapidly simply from repeated pistol rounds

Has it been copying my Savage now?

[tommyguns]

 

IE bug. This is the third time its happened. I go to sell a car, when I click the type of sale I want, the screen fades out for a second & then the buyers/sale page comes back on & the cursor is frozen. You need to hit start to bring up your map & then back out of that to get off the computer.

Anyone else had this happen??

This game is sooooo broken

 

Try exiting the warehouse and entering again. Can't remember exactly how I bypassed this.

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Speaking of I/E...

 

Why does this always happen to me?

 

Did that, still didn't go through, so I went off to spawn NPC cars to restock my garage, did some VIP work, checked my bunker. Next time I tried about an hour later, it worked. Still annoying though. But thanks to a couple of solo bunker sales + two export cars, my head hunter missions and flogging NPC cars, I made $1.1 million tonight in under 4hrs

[TheFroggmann]

 

IE bug. This is the third time its happened. I go to sell a car, when I click the type of sale I want, the screen fades out for a second & then the buyers/sale page comes back on & the cursor is frozen. You need to hit start to bring up your map & then back out of that to get off the computer.

 

Anyone else had this happen??

 

This game is sooooo broken

Try exiting the warehouse and entering again. Can't remember exactly how I bypassed this.

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Speaking of I/E...

*snip*

 

Why does this always happen to me?

 

 

 

Could be worse...

 

[The Jungz]

 

 

IE bug. This is the third time its happened. I go to sell a car, when I click the type of sale I want, the screen fades out for a second & then the buyers/sale page comes back on & the cursor is frozen. You need to hit start to bring up your map & then back out of that to get off the computer.

 

Anyone else had this happen??

 

This game is sooooo broken

Try exiting the warehouse and entering again. Can't remember exactly how I bypassed this.

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Speaking of I/E...

*snip*

 

Why does this always happen to me?

 

 

 

Could be worse...

 

 

I love how the 811 doesn't get physically damaged in any way but the game tells you it just got 8,000$ worth of repair costs added to it.

 

I also love how they charge you thousands upon thousands of dollars for a few scratches but in freemode, I can damage my armoured Kuruma to the point where it's just a grinded piece of metal with no doors, no bumpers, and it'll cost me 800$ to repair.

 

800$.

 

For an armoured, military grade, tactical vehicle that's been reduced to a fuming pile of sh*t.

[Black-Dragon96]

Gunrunning clothes!

 

The service shirts are cool, but we cant wear a jacket with the, no heavy vest, no visible bulletproof vest, so they are basicly useless.

The best time to introduce new combat vests (ceo vests), instead we get camo hoodies and camo bikerjackets and hill billy overalls.

Camos. Thats a special one. We get camos for vehicles and camo clothing, but none of the vehicle camos fits the clothing camo. We get flecktarn clothing, but no flecktarn vehicle camo, we get the coyote desert camo for vehicles but we only geta digital desert camo for clothes (in combination with goofy looking peach camo clothes and fall tan camo clothes). This is just beyond stupid.

 

@Frogmann

 

No I have not upgraded it and Im not intersted in pumping another 1,5 million into it . Its never going to make me any money since i still have over 30 researchitems left. I/E is far more profitable.

[SWEETSAPRIK]

 

 

IE bug. This is the third time its happened. I go to sell a car, when I click the type of sale I want, the screen fades out for a second & then the buyers/sale page comes back on & the cursor is frozen. You need to hit start to bring up your map & then back out of that to get off the computer.

Anyone else had this happen??

This game is sooooo broken

 

Try exiting the warehouse and entering again. Can't remember exactly how I bypassed this.

 

 

Did that, still didn't go through, so I went off to spawn NPC cars to restock my garage, did some VIP work, checked my bunker. Next time I tried about an hour later, it worked. Still annoying though. But thanks to a couple of solo bunker sales + two export cars, my head hunter missions and flogging NPC cars, I made $1.1 million tonight in under 4hrs Next time try walking out of your vehicle warehouse, deCEO. ReCEO. Then walk back inside and try again.

 

That seems to do it for me.

[HamwithCheese]

have to steal apc for ressuply

take out chopper before the checkpoint

quick jump into the gunner seat of insurgent pickup custom

step in driver seat

try again

same thing

try again

same thing

try again

same thing

f*ck it and just shoot everybody up, no npc on minimap

decide lemme just try once more, hop on roof, on gunner spot

try again

jump in driver seat

jesus f*ck

move insurgent blocking the road to steal apc

apc drives off

f*ck

chase apc down and shoot the driver out

drive apc to bunker

apc starts smoking and beeping rapidly simply from repeated pistol rounds

Wanna know a pro tip?

 

 

Hop on the roof.

[Gridl0k]

IE bug. This is the third time its happened. I go to sell a car, when I click the type of sale I want, the screen fades out for a second & then the buyers/sale page comes back on & the cursor is frozen. You need to hit start to bring up your map & then back out of that to get off the computer.

 

Stand up, quit as ceo, register as MC, you'll be kicked out of the warehouse, register as CEO, should work

 

 

Top quality coding R*, 16/10 would buy again.

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

I have 70 million dollars to upgrade I/E cars to sell but it's all on my other character and I'm in a really good lobby that I don't want to leave. I only have 5k on the character I'm using.

[Gridl0k]

^ sell your first one without any mods (option 1)

 

Ardent has no mods, no missiles, can't go underwater

 

Edited August 22, 2017 by Gridl0k

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

Yeah I ended up doing that. I did lose 100k profit but it was better than losing a lobby with 1 afk person in it.

[DangerZ0neX]

Ocelot Ardent, the most expensive Sports "Classic" car in the game.

 

Since it is based on the Lotus Esprit, then we're sure that its engine will sound like the heavenly twin-turbo V8 that delightfully revs in its real-life inspiration, right? Wrong. It has the exact same syndrome as all the Ubermachts who are just a bore to drive and sound like actual vacuum cleaners.

 

Let us not forget about the forced inclusion of the guns just to consider it a combat car so that people can put military camo on it, except y'know, only an actual mentally-challenged moron would ruin a collectible car by applying that sh*t. Hell, just like everybody else pointed out before me, the guns are absolutely useless.

 

Doesn't help that Broughy considers it the 3rd best Sports "Classic" in the game despite its useless guns preventing it from even being used in races. How idiotic do you have to be to restrict the gameplay variety of the most expensive vehicle in its class?

 

I won't get the Ardent until it gets a sale, even if it takes a year to receive it. I have more than enough to buy 90 Ardents, but I refuse to pay too much for something I won't enjoy that much.

Edited August 22, 2017 by DangerZ0neX

[Captain_Fluffy]

Oh yay, bonuses on I/E. Sounds good to me! Oh wait, whats this? Unable to load save data from the clouds after trying to swap characters? For the last fifteen minutes? Even after a restart? No?

 

Deeeep breath.....deeeeeeeep breath........

[redamed9292]

bounties by a player.that should stop.almost nobody really use it.and if it's used, it's because some kid got butthurt.yesterday,doing a supply mission.he killed me the first time .while i didn't have the supplies.then got the supplies.got the buzzard.gone.he follows me with the oppressor.i go off the grid.by the time i am back,i am already in the bunker.he got butthurt,a bounty on me for 9000$.then he stayed in front of the bunker.then ghost organization thinking i am a moron.then he showed that he's a moron by sending mercs on me while i am in the bunker.level 7728 cheater.i changed sessions.i didn't want to risk the stock.i just went to do some I/E to see if the lobby is cool.i am followed by 4 people.it was already 2 am.just called it a day and went to sleep

[Coleco]

 

Why is it that people can kill me with one shot while they're rolling but when I roll it takes forever to even start aiming like wtf

I know right?

It's why I don't bother doing shootout Adversary modes that much because most people do that

 

 

Whenever I join a DM for Daily Objectives this is all people do. It's not "tactics" or "skill", it's exploiting a broken system that has created a single dominant strategy.

 

It's pathetic that a game with as much scope for variety as GTAO has been reduced to this.

[joao_inca]

After killing an Oppressor f*ck 9 times while trying to deliver this piece of sh*t, this is exactly what I wanted.

 

 

f*ck OFFFFFFF

[Hécate-II]

Spontaneous IE car combustion.

[Hazzardtohimself]

Feedback form: Hey Rockstar! Why don't you give us to option to recommission the guns on the JB700?

Rockstar Feedback Monkey: "That's a good idea - what do you reckon?"

Rockstar Dev: "A proper James Bond experience? Sure - I'll get on it!"

-several months later-

Rockstar Feedback Monkey: "So how'd you get on?"

Rockstar Dev: "Ehh... Well I kind of tried... but really couldn't be bothered after all those reskinned Adversary Modes... *points at Ardent* It's sort of Bond-ish, right?"

​Rockstar Feedback Monkey: "Pretty cool, I guess. What's the race pace like?"

Rockstar Dev: "Race... pace..?"

[WildBrick142]

After killing an Oppressor f*ck 9 times while trying to deliver this piece of sh*t, this is exactly what I wanted.

 

 

 

 

f*ck OFFFFFFF

 

That license plate is so fitting LOL

[Gridl0k]

This looks like garbage

 

 

(the plate)

Edited August 22, 2017 by Gridl0k

[WildBrick142]

The mad scientists at Ocelot are back with another automotive beast - The Ardent.

Are those scientists, by any chance, the same retards that work in my bunker? If so, that explains their inability to make a properly-looking license plate, and the unhealthy obsession with attaching guns and camos to everything. Edited August 22, 2017 by WildBrick142

[Xiled]

After killing an Oppressor f*ck 9 times while trying to deliver this piece of sh*t, this is exactly what I wanted.

 

 

f*ck OFFFFFFF

And a few players stupidly want the rest of the updates to have that same bs when everyone "disconnects"

[Sky_Light12]

i forgot to upload this few weeks ago

 

[Sentinel Driver]

Just bought a yacht and an APC so I'm broke. Trying to sell my bunker stock when some douchebag with an opressor tries to blow it up. You have to be somehow mentally disabled if you enjoy blowing up other people's cargo for no reason in GTA Online

[joao_inca]

AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING NPCS GOING CONSTANTLY TROUGH REDS??!!

ONLY I SHOULD GO TROUGH REDS, IF UR GONNA DO IT ATLEAST BE FAST AND GTFO THE WAY

 

Edit:

 

Oh for f*ck sake

 

 

Edited August 22, 2017 by joao_inca

[Goingcrowd9]

1 person leaves, IE car on fire ! Wtf is this bs !?

[whywontyoulisten]

Just bought a yacht and an APC so I'm broke. Trying to sell my bunker stock when some douchebag with an opressor tries to blow it up. You have to be somehow mentally disabled if you enjoy blowing up other people's cargo for no reason in GTA Online

You have to be somehow mentally disabled if you buy a yacht when it's going to make you broke.

[Slonitram]

 

 

I don't get the mind of these players.

[Shadowfennekin]

First session I get into after learning about double I/E earlier....

Sorry, this session has the max number of CEO/MCs

!!!!!!!

*looks at player list*

6/8 are MC members......

 

I switch lobbies.

"Vote to kick"

*is kicked*

 

f*ck me

 

An hour later, I deliver supplies to my bunker and as I'm driving in.....

"Unknown network error"

Unknown network error my ass! That crap always happens at inconvenient times!