The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Snoopbr]

Just a normal day in GTA Online...

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

I drove this all the way from Paleto Bay to Tinsel Towers why the fu*k can't I store it. I can store a massive Insurgent with a minigun on top of it but not this

 

[Sanches]

Maybe I am wrong, but I think you have to click them to see the discounted prices. They don't show up on that screen cause there isn't enough room.

They do show on the front page.

 

[tommyguns]

 

In the last few days, maybe 12hrs of play, my bunker stock hasn't budged above $0

It's set to full research while I try to get the last 2 things I'm really bothered about, but still, there is NO way stock level should be zero

I think you are a bit confused. If you have it set to full research, then all they do...is research. They don't produce stock.

You have to set it to both if you want them to do both, but they will take longer.

Then the bug must have happened in the days after I first bought the bunker. First thing I did was set it to full research, but the stock level went up too. Much more slowly than the research of course, but the stock did go up. I eventually sold it at 200k.

 

With the double event I set it to full manufacture for a night, to get a good amount for sale. Afterwards I switched it back to full research & that's when I made the above post.

 

I admit, the first time I set it to all research, that's what i expected & was surprised when I saw the stock going up too. Guess I lucked out with a glitch after first setting up & now it's resolved itself.

Edited August 19, 2017 by tommyguns

[Handsome Jack]

 

Damn those Merryweather npcs sure get lost easily during insurgent sales. They never seen to get lost when I DONT need to kill them...

I had one drive up the ENTIRE length of the highway to the other side of the city trying to find me. I just took a buzzard to blow them up.

 

I had one just sit there until I got close then they started to moved. Typical bs.

[Mach1bud]

 

 

In the last few days, maybe 12hrs of play, my bunker stock hasn't budged above $0

It's set to full research while I try to get the last 2 things I'm really bothered about, but still, there is NO way stock level should be zero

I think you are a bit confused. If you have it set to full research, then all they do...is research. They don't produce stock.

You have to set it to both if you want them to do both, but they will take longer.

Then the bug must have happened in the days after I first bought the bunker. First thing I did was set it to full research, but the stock level went up too. Much more slowly than the research of course, but the stock did go up. I eventually sold it at 200k.

 

With the double event I set it to full manufacture for a night, to get a good amount for sale. Afterwards I switched it back to full research & that's when I made the above post.

 

I admit, the first time I set it to all research, that's what i expected & was surprised when I saw the stock going up too. Guess I lucked out with a glitch after first setting up & now it's resolved itself.

Well damn you got lucky thay first time then haha.

 

Maybe I am wrong, but I think you have to click them to see the discounted prices. They don't show up on that screen cause there isn't enough room.

They do show on the front page.

 

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Well that clarifys that, I guess they are just trying to scam Wildbrick lol.

[autofanatic]

When an exporting becomes a Furious 7 scene reenactment.

 

 

 

Mad at the fact that was f'ing impossible. Impressed at how creative it was.

 

That NPC shooting sh*t is really scary. You can do nothing but can only get terminated.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

*More GIFs from the Suzuki Vault*

This is why you don't Ram the bikes.

 

Forza Horizon Drivatar A.I.

 

*Bonus* LEARN TO PLAY A F*CKING GUITAR!!!

[autofanatic]

I drove this all the way from Paleto Bay to Tinsel Towers why the fu*k can't I store it. I can store a massive Insurgent with a minigun on top of it but not this

 

No can do, pal. If you want to store that sh*t, you will either need to f*cking buy it or by doing some f*cking glitches. BTW, that sh*t is blacklisted by dear rockstar.

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

This level 26 stole my monster truck so I thought I would be nice and let him have but then the little bastard kills me so now I have to waste my time killing him 10 times.

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

 

I drove this all the way from Paleto Bay to Tinsel Towers why the fu*k can't I store it. I can store a massive Insurgent with a minigun on top of it but not this

 

No can do, pal. If you want to store that sh*t, you will either need to f*cking buy it or by doing some f*cking glitches. BTW, that sh*t is blacklisted by dear rockstar.

 

I tried to buy it but couldn't find it on any websites

[autofanatic]

 

 

I drove this all the way from Paleto Bay to Tinsel Towers why the fu*k can't I store it. I can store a massive Insurgent with a minigun on top of it but not this

 

No can do, pal. If you want to store that sh*t, you will either need to f*cking buy it or by doing some f*cking glitches. BTW, that sh*t is blacklisted by dear rockstar.

 

I tried to buy it but couldn't find it on any websites

Only if rockstar could allow players to buy that sh*t.

[Shadowfennekin]

People who play Sumo and just run away. Stop playing like a bitch if you're the last member on your team and you're outnumbered now. Just let the round end, don't be a c*nt

 

I'm moving into a different CEO building soon. I cannot stand how the top of my building looks like a fidget spinner. Ugh

Okay, I can't unsee that now.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

*Finds this in my video Vault*

*Excuse me while I salt, burn, and Holy water that place in game next time I go there*

Edited August 19, 2017 by Suzuki Azure Vulpine

[Hécate-II]

 

 

Damn those Merryweather npcs sure get lost easily during insurgent sales. They never seen to get lost when I DONT need to kill them...

I had one drive up the ENTIRE length of the highway to the other side of the city trying to find me. I just took a buzzard to blow them up.

 

I had one just sit there until I got close then they started to moved. Typical bs.

 

 

During Insurgent sales.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

More proof of Traffic being coded to hit you *My inner police officer is twitching right now*

[septimoose]

If it's not bad enough that I got the goddamn Dune Buggy Gunrunning sale mission, some Oppressor dickbag decides it'd be fully hilarious to destroy it just as I'm coming up to the 4th checkpoint.

 

Is it really worth that $2,000 bonus to end up with me spawnkilling you into passive? Then he sends me a message saying he's going to report me for modding. On Xbox One?! Modding kills... Jeeeeezus, now I know why they made this game an 18.

 

I'm just sayin, if you wanna hand out the carnage, you better be able to take it too.

[hugh750]

More proof of Traffic being coded to hit you *My inner police officer is twitching right now*

they seem to floor it and veer into my lane when i'm speeding down the road or when i come through an intersection they hit the gas so i could smash into them.

If it's not bad enough that I got the goddamn Dune Buggy Gunrunning sale mission, some Oppressor dickbag decides it'd be fully hilarious to destroy it just as I'm coming up to the 4th checkpoint.

 

Is it really worth that $2,000 bonus to end up with me spawnkilling you into passive? Then he sends me a message saying he's going to report me for modding. On Xbox One?! Modding kills... Jeeeeezus, now I know why they made this game an 18.

 

I'm just sayin, if you wanna hand out the carnage, you better be able to take it too.

that's one of the reasons i hate the oppressor, they usually attack me when i'm ether getting resources or sourcing a car and i have little to no chance of out running them and dodging their rockets.

[Shadowfennekin]

They can't target you once you're inside an Import/Export car. They're stuck manually aiming

 

.....and I really hate how the rusty old van seems to be a common GR pickup. f*ck, that thing is so slow and I have to drive it up to Grapeseed. Any jet or rocket bikes can easily catch up to this thing.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

*More from the vault. When you get magically booted off your bike*

 

Me at the game:

 

[Shadowfennekin]

*Rocket bike lightly touches water*

*character flies off and bikes just keeps flying off into the distance*

Seriously, f*ck that. That always seems to happen if my bike lightly grazes water. Especially when I'm jumping the Alamo Sea to get to my bunker or across to Sandy Shores

[Snoopbr]

*Rocket bike lightly touches water*

*character flies off and bikes just keeps flying off into the distance*

Seriously, f*ck that. That always seems to happen if my bike lightly grazes water. Especially when I'm jumping the Alamo Sea to get to my bunker or across to Sandy Shores

Well I wouldn't risk touching the Alamo Sea with my Oppressor, but it usually happens at Mirror Park pond.

[Captain_Fluffy]

People who play Sumo and just run away. Stop playing like a bitch if you're the last member on your team and you're outnumbered now. Just let the round end, don't be a c*nt

 

I'm moving into a different CEO building soon. I cannot stand how the top of my building looks like a fidget spinner. Ugh

 

Okay, I can't unsee that now.At least you were able to play a round or two. I decided to have a go last night, only for me to drive no fewer than 50 cm forward to see the game end instantly and be declared the loser. -_-

 

Also lag...claimed a bounty with a quick headshot, race to a car to clear the area only to be killed by the player i had murdered literally seconds before.

Edited August 20, 2017 by Aussie_Hunter

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

Great start to the day

 

[Slonitram]

 

 

Ex-f*cking-cuse me?

Edited August 20, 2017 by TheSadisticOwl

[autofanatic]

 

 

Ex-f*cking-cuse me?

The NPC firepower is really f*cking OP.

Edited August 20, 2017 by autofanatic

[HamwithCheese]

*Sad video*

 

Ex-f*cking-cuse me?

What a lump load of dog sh*t man. They didnt even give you 20 seconds.

[DC4B18]

Damn, Rockstar.. what's next?

 

 

 

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Uh.........Right, Hey @R*Bob, The Matrix done broke again.

[Prince_Polaris]

.....and I really hate how the rusty old van seems to be a common GR pickup. f*ck, that thing is so slow and I have to drive it up to Grapeseed. Any jet or rocket bikes can easily catch up to this thing.

 

Cargobob tho? And man I wish it was common for me, I love that one, I never have to fight anyone!

 

*More from the vault. When you get magically booted off your bike*

 

That's a Modder! They do that sh*t all the time, I don't really know why

 

More proof of Traffic being coded to hit you *My inner police officer is twitching right now*

 

Notice how the Granger in the LEFT TURN LANE turns RIGHT