The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[TankGirl]

 

 

 

Looks like your employees are pissing on the floor.,

True..there isn't a bathroom or anything down there..

Well I only see male employees down there and there's also a sink on one of the walls, so there's no excuse.

I presume when they have to take a sh*t, that's the moment the gun liveries start coming out of research.

There are 3 portaloo's to the right the main doorMaybe they are clogged? Those things need to be emptied out. Maybe the bunker owner isn't keeping up with his maintenance?

[Kushology]

Maybe they are clogged? Those things need to be emptied out. Maybe the bunker owner isn't keeping up with his maintenance?

I had no idea portapotties could get clogged. There's also another puddle I noticed..next to the power generator.

 

All these mysteries..

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

*More GIF's from the Suzuki Vault*

*Golf Clap*

 

 

Yet again more proof of coding in the traffic to make them purposely hit your car.

[Black Terminator]

When your own damn character refuses to shoot the closes Hill Billy in Survivals.

[Handsome Jack]

I honestly hope the person or people who made the Dune Fav and Marshall as sale vehicles get hit by a bus. f*cking driving the God damn Marshall and all it wants to be is the flip mobile and that stupid slow down bs at the drop off points makes me a sitting duck and not to mention giving the AI time to catch up like kiss my f*cking ass.

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

Fu*king pussies in fu*king Hydras blowing up my fu*king I/E car. I got in my solo public session I was in there for a few hours having fun when I noticed some guy joined I thought I would give him a chance he didn't bother me for almost an hour so I thought it would be safe to deliver a high end I/E car I was 30 seconds away when the a**hole blew me up with a jet. There goes about 15 - 20 minutes of work sourcing the vehicle, upgrading and almost delivering it and 20k on the upgrade and whatever I spent repairing it.

 

To all the a**holes that like to blow up I/E cars FU*K YOU and FU*K YOU R* for not allowing me to do this in an invite only session.

[Sanches]

Without any prior warning I received the message "you were kicked from this gta online session by other players" while doing a bunker resupply run with 3 associates in a session of around 20 randoms that I had just joined. Not weird at all.

I remember now.

You can't get kicked while doing ressuply/sell missions.

Once i was on the server with one guy and he tried to kick me, so i did the same after. I think game told me that kick will happen after player will finish the ressuply mission.

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

I have been in my own solo public session for the last 5 hours. For the past hour I have been afk watching my security camera when someone joined and voted to kick me so I voted to kick him and 30 seconds later I was fu*king kick when I was there first and have done nothing wrong. Wrong fu*king day for this sh*t I am already pissed off and unluckily for you a**hole I have 4 Xbox accounts that I can report you from. I am so close to being done with this fu*king game.

 

 

WTF I didn't leave anything

 

Edited August 19, 2017 by Maxx1013

[whywontyoulisten]

I'm personally tired of everybody in the world living at that del perro apartment, Jesus Christ, 99% heist invites are to that godforsaken place. Why? The interior sucks ass, it has the absolute worst navigation coming out of the building, and it's ugly and cramped.

 

It's time to move.

It used to be because it was the cheapest High End apartment, but it's become even more popular recently due to the fact that it is right next to the Maze Bank West office. Heist-teleporting after delivering cars or crate drops to the far reaches of the map saves a ridiculous amount of time.

[PetrolCB]

When your own damn character refuses to shoot the closes Hill Billy in Survivals.

 

[autofanatic]

I honestly hope the person or people who made the Dune Fav and Marshall as sale vehicles get hit by a bus. f*cking driving the God damn Marshall and all it wants to be is the flip mobile and that stupid slow down bs at the drop off points makes me a sitting duck and not to mention giving the AI time to catch up like kiss my f*cking ass.

Marshall? I f*cking hate this. I was worrying about the time limit when I tried to deliver those damn weapons at the damn drop offs.

[Big Molio]

In the creator, I can stack weapons on props in Create a Deathmatch but not in Create a Last Team Standing? Why not??

[HamwithCheese]

Damn those Merryweather npcs sure get lost easily during insurgent sales. They never seen to get lost when I DONT need to kill them...

[Nyamber]

Damn those Merryweather npcs sure get lost easily during insurgent sales. They never seen to get lost when I DONT need to kill them...

I had one drive up the ENTIRE length of the highway to the other side of the city trying to find me. I just took a buzzard to blow them up.

[mrfonzius]

 

Damn those Merryweather npcs sure get lost easily during insurgent sales. They never seen to get lost when I DONT need to kill them...

I had one drive up the ENTIRE length of the highway to the other side of the city trying to find me. I just took a buzzard to blow them up.

 

 

Seems all types of NPCs may suddenly attack other players not far away instead of you and you have to waste time chasing them.

[Captain_Fluffy]

"Selling your weapons? Do you have a vast array of military vehicles, including light armoured personnel vehicles, main battle tanks, jet fighter-bombers, attack helicopters, halftracks and armoured personnel carriers? Yes? Do you want to sell your weapons by using those vehicles? No, instead you can have a monster truck that handles like a greased up submarine sliding down a ski slope!"

 

Seriously, Agent 14, what kind of pseudo-paramilitary outfit wants to use a goddamned monster truck when they have enough firepower to create the second Cuban Missile Crisis?!?

 

Yeah this f*cking mission. Now I consider myself a pretty good driver but with these damn things, I must've hit every tree, car and light pole on my way from Chumash to the Palamino Highlands (why I thought that the drop offs would be nearby, as in when going from Grand Senora desert bunker when I bought here for my second character, i have no clue). Didn't help that I was hungover as f*ck and I nearly put the Marshall into the drink when I lost control on a ridge but goddamn, I am surprised my wife didn't bag me out for the cursing and swearing!

[vashekk]

NPC's flipping your vehicle over so you can't do anything. Cheap tactics.. Why can't I shoot while upside down? Had to crawl out and smoke these fools.

I know I'm a little bit late but you can shoot from a car while upside down when you are in first person.

[EkaSwede]

 

Damn those Merryweather npcs sure get lost easily during insurgent sales. They never seen to get lost when I DONT need to kill them...

I had one drive up the ENTIRE length of the highway to the other side of the city trying to find me. I just took a buzzard to blow them up.

 

This got a little long... Sorry.

 

 

 

Me: Hey, one Buzzard decided to go all the way to Sandy Shores while I'm in LS. Can we complete the sale now?

 

Agent 14: NO! You must kill!

 

Me: He's in Paleto Bay now.

 

Agent 14: Nope, gotta kill him!

 

Me: Now he's in Mexico.

 

Agent 14: GO GET HIM!

 

Me: But he flew to Japan now! It's of the m-

 

Agent 14: KILL HIM OR THE SALE IS FAIL!

 

Me: And now his destination is Sweden of all places!

 

Agent 14: Tough luck bud, follow him and leave your insurgent open to attack.

 

Me: And now he flew off the planet.

 

Agent 14: Kill him dagnabit

 

Me: AND NOW HE'S ON THE MOON!

 

Agent 14: You know the drill.

 

Me: And now he's on Pluto!

 

Agent 14: Well, then go get the thermal drill!

 

Me: What?

 

Agent 14: The thermal drill, guys. Go get it.

 

Me: Whatever, now the Buzzard's out of the galaxy...

 

Agent 14: Well, looks like we failed this sale, too bad.

 

Me: Wait, Mendoza shot at the ground using an SNS pistol which miraculously head shotted the Buzzard in outer space!

 

Agent 14: Too bad, because there's a guy who's still walking underwater now. Kill him.

 

Me: Are you LJT?

 

Agent 14: LJT is my brother. Also, I'm an idiot.

 

 

Edited August 19, 2017 by EkaSwede

[Professional Amateur]

I never knew that a six car garage with four cars in it could strain the game so much as to put me into an infinite black loading screen for five minutes.

 

Between Merryweather mysteriously getting lost when my objective is to kill them and this black screen BS when trying to load four relatively stock looking cars, I think it's about time to go play something else for a few days.

[Mach1bud]

In the last few days, maybe 12hrs of play, my bunker stock hasn't budged above $0

 

It's set to full research while I try to get the last 2 things I'm really bothered about, but still, there is NO way stock level should be zero

I think you are a bit confused. If you have it set to full research, then all they do...is research. They don't produce stock.

 

You have to set it to both if you want them to do both, but they will take longer.

[whywontyoulisten]

[Goingcrowd9]

*More GIF's from the Suzuki Vault*

*Golf Clap*

 

Wait... you where spectating and then you died !?

Anyway, whoever died in the gif...

*sigh*

Really !? Walking into the tail-rotor ?

Can't [the player in the gif] think ?

Amateur pilot !

Think before you do... really, it helps !

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

Why can I only commend 1 person. I have been stealing supplies and have gone past 2 guys a few times and they haven't tried to kill me I want to commend them both.

[Kyoto]

When an exporting becomes a Furious 7 scene reenactment.

 

 

 

Mad at the fact that was f'ing impossible. Impressed at how creative it was.

 

[joao_inca]

 

When an exporting becomes a Furious 7 scene reenactment.

 

 

 

Mad at the fact that was f'ing impossible. Impressed at how creative it was.

 

 

 

 

MFW he kills you trough the bottom of the car

Edited August 19, 2017 by joao_inca

[SHOKKERZ91]

When an exporting becomes a Furious 7 scene reenactment.

 

 

 

Mad at the fact that was f'ing impossible. Impressed at how creative it was.

 

Dude, what the f*ck. How does this sh*t happen to you guys. xD

[Shadowfennekin]

Gunrunning is literally nothing but a plot made by Agent 14 for the psychos in LS to wipe each other out. Why else would he go and blab on you?

[Lupo-Akane]

When an exporting becomes a Furious 7 scene reenactment.

 

 

 

Mad at the fact that was f'ing impossible. Impressed at how creative it was.

 

It's stupid how they have done the A.I. in this game, I get it they don't want you to make easy money solo but come on.

 

There cars are like rams they have crazy dead on aim and there guns don't have a maximum rage so they can hit you from miles away.

 

R* is a joke when it comes to programming A.I. in gta 5 and gta online, I dont know who thought of just making them into Hitman 47 but dang they need to tone them down, and bring back busted, sick of cops just shooting.

[Fennimoe]

I'm moving into a different CEO building soon. I cannot stand how the top of my building looks like a fidget spinner. Ugh

 

[DrSweatySphincter]

"Selling your weapons? Do you have a vast array of military vehicles, including light armoured personnel vehicles, main battle tanks, jet fighter-bombers, attack helicopters, halftracks and armoured personnel carriers? Yes? Do you want to sell your weapons by using those vehicles? No, instead you can have a monster truck that handles like a greased up submarine sliding down a ski slope!"

 

Seriously, Agent 14, what kind of pseudo-paramilitary outfit wants to use a goddamned monster truck when they have enough firepower to create the second Cuban Missile Crisis?!?