The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Sanches]

Oh great

 

The gesture fits well.

[Khaisz]

Oh great

 

 

 

 

kill them, destroy them, own the server!

Edited August 14, 2017 by Khaisz

[Fennimoe]

So, I was just looking at how crooked my MOC was when unattached to my Phantom, bitching to myself about how lame it was... I noticed a sound... Looked closer...

 

Wtf! Hahahahahahaha!!

 

 

 

Edit: No, I am not a Bad Sport, I just like sporting my saved cap.

Edited August 14, 2017 by Fennimoe

[Mexicola9302]

I tried the mission again and failed.

 

 

[tommyguns]

Why waste time with all that messing around?

 

I go in, start shooting, if the key drops before I get noticed, great. If it doesn't I just gun down the rest, pull the car into some decent open space, pick it up with my Bob & fly it back to my warehouse...damages incurred zero dollars

[EkaSwede]

Why waste time with all that messing around?

 

I go in, start shooting, if the key drops before I get noticed, great. If it doesn't I just gun down the rest, pull the car into some decent open space, pick it up with my Bob & fly it back to my warehouse...damages incurred zero dollars

Well, some like the stealth aspect a little bit.

 

A B&M is that some targets are impossible to kill stealthily since they alert the civvies instantly and thus summons the pursuits. Though on the other hand if you have a Bob handy it's not a long way to the warehouse, and helicopters can be outmaneuvered by zig zaggin pylons and buildings. Causes them to stop dead.

 

At least we don't have to answer pagers when killing the guards

Edited August 14, 2017 by EkaSwede

[tommyguns]

 

Why waste time with all that messing around?

I go in, start shooting, if the key drops before I get noticed, great. If it doesn't I just gun down the rest, pull the car into some decent open space, pick it up with my Bob & fly it back to my warehouse...damages incurred zero dollars

 

Well, some like the stealth aspect a little bit.

 

A B&M is that some targets are impossible to kill stealthily since they alert the civvies instantly and thus summons the pursuits. Though on the other hand if you have a Bob handy it's not a long way to the warehouse, and helicopters can be outmaneuvered by zig zaggin pylons and buildings. Causes them to stop dead.

 

At least we don't have to answer pagers when killing the guards

OK, thought they were having actual problems with the mission itself. I enjoy stealth stuff myself, but its not on my radar in GTA because the 'stealth' mechanic seems like a poorly implemented afterthought.

 

You don't even need to do any evading with a super volito pursuit. Just keep climbing in a hover over the site you collected the car, until the notification pops up that the NPC chopper is inbound. Then you just fly straight to your warehouse. Some random times the npc will catch up for some reason, if so, just rapidly decrease altitude by 40-50% and keep going. The rapid change of altitude throws them off & you will open up a good lead on them.

 

That approach, done right, almost guarantee's a damage free delivery. Very rarely the NPC may get a stray shot on target, but like I said, it's rare that I take any damage doing the above.

 

Edit: just to add that even as far away as Zancudo flats, the above method will allow you to fly the car back to your garage without the volito putting a scratch on it. Did that sourcing just last night.

Edited August 14, 2017 by tommyguns

[Picklez]

This is a general bitch, anyone who has read my Catch Up is broken thread will have the back ground as to the reason for this bitch. Put simply I found an issue that means under certain circumstances it is impossible for a player to complete certain jumps in the certain stunt races, this is fundamental flaw with either the engine but I am certain it is due to the broken, utterly utterly broken catch up game mechanic, anyway I reported this 4 months ago, got passed between several Q and A people before being told that the issue had been passed to their Q and A team for further inspection and the topic was marked as resolved and closed. I then took a few months away from this game during which time we had a major update and let's not forget over 4 MONTHS for Rockstar to fix this issue.

 

I was shocked to find that Rockstar have done nothing, the issue still exists.

 

This moan is to simply say that Rockstar are a bunch of piss artists, an utterly crap developer and their business practices with regard to GTA5 online have resulted in me, a person who has supported the company with day one purchases of EVERY GTA game they have released deciding that I will no longer support this developer. They will never see another penny of my cash.

 

The crux here is the their Shark Card system. They had two options when it came to DLC, they could spend time and effort and release quality in keeping with the game content that had been tested to ensure that it it actually f*cking works and that it doesn't encounter issues when used in conjunction with other aspects of the game design and that the content is actually original and of a seriously high quality, the result of course would be longer development time for which they would no doubt have to charge real money for the work. They instead opted for B, squat their arse over our consoles and just squirt as much poor quality sh*t as they can force out at such an in game cost and at such a regular interval attached to cash walled and time walled barriers that encourage players to constantly spend money to get new content, the pay off being that if you have enough sh*t suqirted out someone somewhere will eventually pay real money to play with it. The downside being that the content is not quality checked, so you get significant faults such as the catchup is broken one or the stupid downforce issue or the cars spinning off when you turn in one direction bug. You get far far lesser quality products, I am sure their are better qualified people than me to talk about the reduction in quality, textures and function of a lot of the new cars, you also get an utterly bankrupt level of uniquness and creation within the game. Here's another super car it looks almost exactly the same and handles the same as the last five super cars you bought that'll be 2million in game bucks please and then another million to add the wealth of mods to it.

 

I would even go as far as to say that they are going out of their way to render older super cars as pointless in races, (the change to aero effects) with the express purpose of forcing people to buy the latest steaming pile of garbage they have released just to have a chance of keeping up in races. The drip feeding of super cars is awful, start a major DLC by releasing a top tier supercar at 2mill then drip feed a car every two weeks or so and then finish off by release another 2mill super car at the end that is fractionally better than one they release six week before hand.

 

The game has flaws and bugs that are still there since the day it released; stuck looking at clouds waiting for the game to load but it never does, everybody leaving freeroam sessions for no reason, tell Rockstar and they try to blame you couldn't possibly be the worlds sh*ttest match making service linked to an underlying infra-structure that a f*cking monkey could have made work better. The company has become creatively bankrupt, their DLC content is lacking any sort of originality or fun, a lot of the content doesn't even thematically fit with the GTA tone any more, their Q and A are nothing short of a joke, assuming that one even exists and Rockstars reaction to T2's mod nonsense last month shows what an utter scummy company they have become worthy of no ones praise or hard earned money.

I genuinely think C* doesn't know or doesn't care how their cars do in an actual racing environment with the choices they make. The Lynx being nowhere near good enough to justify that price tag and racing livery, all the Buffalos along with the Drift Tampa being in the sports class instead of muscle where they can actually compete, the downforce nerf that absolutely no car needed, how they utterly destroyed the Omnis, etc.

 

Then there's the whole catchup and slipstream bullsh*t. Hell even deathmatches awards a player with BST if they die too much. It's amazing how this game has mechanics that actively punish you for being good at the activity you're doing.

[Mexicola9302]

Next time i use the Heavy Sniper MKII and hope the bullet goes through both heads.

 

I just make up my own little challenges nothing else to do in this game.

[Khaisz]

I tried the mission again and failed.

 

 

I would just have shot both of them before they had reacted that one of them had died, although I'm on PC so I can do that.

 

 

Why waste time with all that messing around?

 

I go in, start shooting, if the key drops before I get noticed, great. If it doesn't I just gun down the rest, pull the car into some decent open space, pick it up with my Bob & fly it back to my warehouse...damages incurred zero dollars

Well, some like the stealth aspect a little bit.

 

A B&M is that some targets are impossible to kill stealthily since they alert the civvies instantly and thus summons the pursuits. Though on the other hand if you have a Bob handy it's not a long way to the warehouse, and helicopters can be outmaneuvered by zig zaggin pylons and buildings. Causes them to stop dead.

 

At least we don't have to answer pagers when killing the guards

 

Yeah, it's such a coincident that they are pageing just that one guy you killed or took down just at that moment.

[Geisterfaust]

Next time i use the Heavy Sniper MKII and hope the bullet goes through both heads.

 

I just make up my own little challenges nothing else to do in this game.

Use free aim and blow up both of them. Or don't and just shoot everything and bob away.

[Lupo-Akane]

I don't see the point in playing bumper cars in a mission, what's the point in acting like a brain damage kid....

 

I'm not hitting and raming your piece of crap ride so don't hit my.

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

It's pretty pathetic you can't even play the game for more than 20 minutes without getting errors,timed out,unable to connect b/s.

 

Take two is making waaaaaayyyyy toooo much money for a game that performs like level five baby diarrhea.

 

*Content edited by moderator*

 

Define Level five baby diarrhea.....Level five baby diarrhea. APC PAINTED IN NEON GREEN WITH LOW RIDER WHEELS.

 

Added......bumper cars in a mission?

 

Looks like you found take two target audience. 16 years and younger friend.

 

Agent 14 my second character does not want anything to do with your take two money grabbing scheme so stop calling her phone you sack if sh..(edited by moderator)it!!!!!!!!!

Edited August 14, 2017 by jerryinohio78

[Lupo-Akane]

I wish that piece of crap in the back of the MOC would shut up....

[PetrolCB]

I wish that piece of crap in the back of the MOC would shut up....

Don't say that about fat James Hetfield!

[Picklez]

Had a Kurumababy in a group while we were doing contact missions. He was a little kid on the mic with a Pogo the Monkey mask talking about how his Armored Kuruma was his first ever personal vehicle. He then preceded to run one of the other teammates over to steal the Hydra that guy spawned. Next mission starts and I blow up his car and immediately leave the mission.

 

Kurumababies, this kid is your mascot lmao.

[Commander S]

I wish that piece of crap in the back of the MOC would shut up....

 

In the unlikely event that I ever get an MOC (which is ...almost certainly never), I'm steering clear of the workshop - dear R*, do you mind not shoving random 'Amusing!™' () NPCs into people's properties/vehicles?

 

Sheesh - and I thought randomly getting an ashtray in your personal vehicle interior was irritating...

[PaeganLoveSong]

 

I wish that piece of crap in the back of the MOC would shut up....

Don't say that about fat James Hetfield!St. Angina 'round my neck

[Lupo-Akane]

 

I wish that piece of crap in the back of the MOC would shut up....

In the unlikely event that I ever get an MOC (which is ...almost certainly never), I'm steering clear of the workshop - dear R*, do you mind not shoving random 'Amusing!' () NPCs into people's properties/vehicles?

 

Sheesh - and I thought randomly getting an ashtray in your personal vehicle interior was irritating...

That's when you pull out your gun, alright who was somking in my flipping car?

[tommyguns]

I was looking into getting the Schafter V12 armored, handy for the occasional CEO situation, and just a nice car in its class....then I realise you can't spawn it, you can only spawn the crappy LWB versions

 

Why R*?

[Rafae]

I was looking into getting the Schafter V12 armored, handy for the occasional CEO situation, and just a nice car in its class....then I realise you can't spawn it, you can only spawn the crappy LWB versions

 

Why R*?

You can spawn the armored V12 once you buy it...

 

I just did a few hours ago.

[Shadowfennekin]

I do plan on buying the GR vehicles I don't have when they eventually go on sale(And the damn Ramp Buggy too if C* ever puts that up for sale!)

But I'm refusing to ever buy the Anti-Aircraft Trailer. Unless maybe if it was 50% off.....

 

What's the f*cking point if I have to use a friend's PV to hook it up instead of my own?!

[G U M M I]

I got a little rant. Every time I enter the clothing store.

 

"This isn't what I normally wear."

 

So? Do it look like I give a f...

 

"they make us wear the clothes."

 

I don't care. I didn't ask to receive that information. For the last four times I loaded into online, and entered your store, you said that nonstop. And guess what? I still don't f*cking care!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

God.

Edited August 15, 2017 by Lucius M. Galloway

[SHOKKERZ91]

The heavy armor-plating of the insurgent PU sucks. Only worth for the gunner.

 

 

[HeistsActivist]

I got a little rant. Every time I enter the clothing store.

 

"This isn't what I normally wear."

 

So? Do it look like I give a f...

 

"they make us wear the clothes."

 

I don't care. I didn't ask to receive that information. For the last four times I loaded into online, and entered your store, you said that nonstop. And guess what? I still don't f*cking care!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

God.

You don't know how much your post relates to me and my friends

 

No homo but I just feel so connected with you right now its just UGH I WANNA RIP THAT LADIES THROAT OUT THAT WORKS AT BINCOS AND SURBURBANDS!!!!!~!!

 

I abhor her

 

Me and my friends kill her before we leave everytime we go to that clothes store

 

anyways I like Ponsonbys the lady there is actually useful imo

 

"If its not in your size we'll order it"

 

is way more useful then

 

"We just have the sizes on the racks so dont bother asking"

Edited August 15, 2017 by HeistsActivist

[Khaisz]

 

I got a little rant. Every time I enter the clothing store.

 

"This isn't what I normally wear."

 

So? Do it look like I give a f...

 

"they make us wear the clothes."

 

I don't care. I didn't ask to receive that information. For the last four times I loaded into online, and entered your store, you said that nonstop. And guess what? I still don't f*cking care!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

God.

You don't know how much your post relates to me and my friends

 

No homo but I just feel so connected with you right now its just UGH I WANNA RIP THAT LADIES THROAT OUT THAT WORKS AT BINCOS AND SURBURBANDS!!!!!~!!

 

I abhor her

 

Me and my friends kill her before we leave everytime we go to that clothes store

 

anyways I like Ponsonbys the lady there is actually useful imo

 

"If its not in your size we'll order it"

 

is way more useful then

 

"We just have the sizes on the racks so dont bother asking"

 

and to add to this, the f*cking layout of the stores.

Why do you need 111 tops places, but only 2 pants, 1 shoe and 1 hat.

Here is an really old picture

Edited August 15, 2017 by Khaisz

[HeistsActivist]

 

 

I got a little rant. Every time I enter the clothing store.

 

"This isn't what I normally wear."

 

So? Do it look like I give a f...

 

"they make us wear the clothes."

 

I don't care. I didn't ask to receive that information. For the last four times I loaded into online, and entered your store, you said that nonstop. And guess what? I still don't f*cking care!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

God.

You don't know how much your post relates to me and my friends

 

No homo but I just feel so connected with you right now its just UGH I WANNA RIP THAT LADIES THROAT OUT THAT WORKS AT BINCOS AND SURBURBANDS!!!!!~!!

 

I abhor her

 

Me and my friends kill her before we leave everytime we go to that clothes store

 

anyways I like Ponsonbys the lady there is actually useful imo

 

"If its not in your size we'll order it"

 

is way more useful then

 

"We just have the sizes on the racks so dont bother asking"

 

and to add to this, the f*cking layout of the stores.

Why do you need 111 tops places, but only 2 pants, 1 shoe and 1 hat.

 

Ponsonbys is the best

 

I KNOW IT WOULD BE SHORT BUT PLEASE

TYPES OF CLOTHES STORE ELIMINATION GAME

[Khaisz]

Ponsonbys is the best

 

 

 

I KNOW IT WOULD BE SHORT BUT PLEASE

TYPES OF CLOTHES STORE ELIMINATION GAME

 

That would be an intresting round.

Is ponsonbys the rich looking one or the hipster one?

Because I only like the rich one because it's easy to navigate and everything is laid out nicely.

[Kushology]

 

Ponsonbys is the best

 

 

 

I KNOW IT WOULD BE SHORT BUT PLEASE

TYPES OF CLOTHES STORE ELIMINATION GAME

 

That would be an intresting round.

Is ponsonbys the rich looking one or the hipster one?

Because I only like the rich one because it's easy to navigate and everything is laid out nicely.

Rich.

 

Bincos is run down, thrift store lookin sh*t like in pic.

Sub Urban is hipster store, layout is decent.

[Khaisz]

 

 

Ponsonbys is the best

 

 

 

I KNOW IT WOULD BE SHORT BUT PLEASE

TYPES OF CLOTHES STORE ELIMINATION GAME

 

That would be an intresting round.

Is ponsonbys the rich looking one or the hipster one?

Because I only like the rich one because it's easy to navigate and everything is laid out nicely.

Rich.

 

Bincos is run down, thrift store lookin sh*t like in pic.

Sub Urban is hipster store, layout is decent.

 

okay, Bincos is probably the only thing I think is worse in gta then modders who constantly blow up servers.

sh*t I'll rank Microtransaction on a list of things I like higher then Bincos.

and all 3 pretty much ranks in the bottom 5.