The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Rafae]

Why is the meth business like 3 or 4 times slower to make product than the coke biz? It's beyond insane.

It takes six hours to fill up completely, Coke takes five.

[Big Molio]

I join a session and a full organization is doing executive search, in the area by the Vespucci canals. I go to the clock tower and start searching for the ceo, I got this after sniping a couple associates.

 

 

You can't start executive search in a 14+ player session and not expect someone to want to play

 

Yup, I get this all the time as well. Messages during Headhunter and Piracy Prevention saying things like "F YOU P U S S Y. We TRYN TO MAKE MONEY. Leave us"

 

I mean, what is going on? You can't touch people doing deliveries and now you can't play against people who start the adversary mode games.

[TheFroggmann]

I can't be the only one who has a vein bulge on their forehead and get a twitch in their left eye and screams "Pick that UP! You worthless pieces of crap!" in their mind every time I see this prop.

 

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Trying to sell a dupe.

 

"Vehicle sold"

 

Black screen for a bit and then:

 

"Transaction failed because of inventory or price date is invalid. Please reboot the game to refresj the game catalog and try again."

 

 

Really cockstar...i am trying to get the 28 mil back you stole from me...f*ck off !

[BionicMass2806]

New name for GTA = Greedy Twat Association

[Gridl0k]

Let's take all the vital game functions and put them behind a long-press button.

Let's make sprint the same button as accept

Bulletproof glass? Let's use it once on sedans and a van, and not on any military vehicles.

Overtime Shootout

You want to shoot that player in front of you? Hang on a sec while I lock on to this ped over here.

You want to shoot that cop shooting at you? Let's aim at these 3 a block away first

Move vehicles between CEO garages? Sorry, we coded a dupe glitch possibility so we turned it off entirely.

You can only paint these vehicles in the MOC. Sorry there's only one 1970s light bulb in there so good luck guessing the right $18k paint shade!

The wastelander has a custom icon but still not armed choppers

Did they actually try reversing in the APC in water before 'launch'? If so, cut down on the ketamine boys.

"SAM battery"

At least 4 vehicles that have armour apparently fitted back to front, so the whole world is safe from you and you are safe from nothing

The nightshark should have had paintball guns, more fun and more deadly.

Overtime Shootout

No removed missions have come back in years, and live missions have crippling bugs ("incorrect" boss deaths causing fail in Trash Talk frinstance)

More new Adversary Modes than new contact missions, by quite some margin.

Where's the verified jobs?

Bunker entry explosion bug in choppers since GR launch, but I bet they've hotfixed 10 dupe glitches since then

Total lack of love for high-rank players, not even a f*cking t-shirt

Overtime Shootout

 

Edited August 13, 2017 by Gridl0k

[autofanatic]

F*ck this piece of sh*t chopper

 

 

 

 

 

 

Great video with great editing. The last scene is f*cking epic.

[joao_inca]

 

 

Wtf was this??

 

he just swerved left

 

If it wasn't for the other npc he would've probably spun me out

Edited August 13, 2017 by joao_inca

[Khaisz]

Checkpoint 29 on "Vespuccio - Stunt".

f*ck that checkpoint, I missed it twice just because I was overtaking someone on the inside of the corner.

 

 

 

Wtf was this??

 

he just swerved left

 

If it wasn't for the other npc he would've probably spun me out

I see you are about to start the no crash challenge, Well in R* spirit, they programed cars to actually hit you during it. I think.

[No Homing]

I guess it's okay for your opponent to run away during a fight, but if you enable passive mode after he finally managed to run away, you get called out for it!

???

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Still cant sell those cars no matter wtf i do with the number plates...

 

Seriously ?!

[hugh750]

The Oppressor is awesome, and the haters can go to hell.....

 

But seriously, I hate how so many people just happen to own the Oppressor AND the missile upgrade for it. GEEZ!

i hate the oppressor because of the griefers using it to attack you and run away.

[Khaisz]

 

The Oppressor is awesome, and the haters can go to hell.....

 

But seriously, I hate how so many people just happen to own the Oppressor AND the missile upgrade for it. GEEZ!

i hate the oppressor because of the griefers using it to attack you and run away.

 

I would also hate the oppressor if that happand to me.

But on the other hand, Oppressor is fun to fly around in.

 

I guess it's okay for your opponent to run away during a fight, but if you enable passive mode after he finally managed to run away, you get called out for it!

???

Well obviously they where going to get a hydra and keep fighting you, but since you went passive before they could get it, you chickened out and they "won" the fight.

Edited August 13, 2017 by Khaisz

[Sentinel Driver]

Who the f*ck writes the pages for GTAWiki? Here's a quotation from GTAWiki's page for GTAO APC

 

Durability is still superior to many large vehicles, although not as tolerable as the Rhino Tank.

 

What the f*ck? The APC can take like triple the punishment compared to the paper rhino tank

Edited August 13, 2017 by Sentinel Driver

[autofanatic]

Checkpoint 29 on "Vespuccio - Stunt".

f*ck that checkpoint, I missed it twice just because I was overtaking someone on the inside of the corner.

 

 

 

Wtf was this??

 

he just swerved left

 

If it wasn't for the other npc he would've probably spun me out

I see you are about to start the no crash challenge, Well in R* spirit, they programed cars to actually hit you during it. I think.

NPC drivers are so called programmed or scripted to f*ck with players and It could be an official mod used in NPC traffic programming by R*. GG.

Who the f*ck writes the pages for GTAWiki? Here's a quotation from GTAWiki's page for GTAO APC

 

"Durability is still superior to many large vehicles, although not as tolerable as the Rhino Tank."

 

What the f*ck? The APC can take like triple the punishment compared to the paper rhino tank

Sometimes GTA Wiki just makes me f*cking laugh.

[Khaisz]

 

Who the f*ck writes the pages for GTAWiki? Here's a quotation from GTAWiki's page for GTAO APC

 

"Durability is still superior to many large vehicles, although not as tolerable as the Rhino Tank."

 

What the f*ck? The APC can take like triple the punishment compared to the paper rhino tank

Sometimes GTA Wiki just makes me f*cking laugh.

 

The GTA Wiki is top kek.

Although just to moan about it, I still refuse to belive that the Ingot is just "a subtle nod to Volvo" and not straight up a Volvo Station Vagon.

Edited August 13, 2017 by Khaisz

[No Homing]

 

 

The Oppressor is awesome, and the haters can go to hell.....

 

But seriously, I hate how so many people just happen to own the Oppressor AND the missile upgrade for it. GEEZ!

i hate the oppressor because of the griefers using it to attack you and run away.

 

I would also hate the oppressor if that happand to me.

But on the other hand, Oppressor is fun to fly around in.

 

I guess it's okay for your opponent to run away during a fight, but if you enable passive mode after he finally managed to run away, you get called out for it!

???

Well obviously they where going to get a hydra and keep fighting you, but since you went passive before they could get it, you chickened out and they "won" the fight.

 

 

Well they did, yeah, but they didn't use to kill me, unfortunately. No matter how hard I tried to provoke them.

[Pedinhuh]

 

 

Who the f*ck writes the pages for GTAWiki? Here's a quotation from GTAWiki's page for GTAO APC

 

"Durability is still superior to many large vehicles, although not as tolerable as the Rhino Tank."

 

What the f*ck? The APC can take like triple the punishment compared to the paper rhino tank

Sometimes GTA Wiki just makes me f*cking laugh.

 

The GTA Wiki is top kek.

Although just to moan about it, I still refuse to belive that the Ingot is just "a subtle nod to Volvo" and not straight up a Volvo Station Vagon.

It's more of a Nissan Stagea than a Volvo honestly.

[Pedinhuh]

 

 

OMG the Futo is the sh*tTEST car to use in a stunt race

You're doing it wrong, that's why.

 

You need to listen to Eurobeat while driving it to unlock its MAX POWER potential.

All the eurobeat in the world couldn't help the oversteer that car produces

It's a drifter, not a racer.

 

I'm not sure what we're you expecting there...

[hyperar]

 

Got kicked by idling while waiting to join a session, quality programming

 

Why the hell did you bother waiting that long?

 

Lost track of time while i was on my phone

[Slonitram]

I used to think Tiny Racers was the worst Adversary Mode but this one takes the f*cking sh*t cake. What the f*ck is Rockstar on? Why the f*ck did they think it'd be a good idea to just recycle the idea of a previous and sh*tty Adversary Mode people played only for money, and make a new one that is not only even sh*ttier, but also even more stressful and time consuming? Not only that, but this goddamn excuse for a game mode is completely broken out the ass. As Gtamen said, it's a f*cking money glitch that was added by Rockstar themselves, a completely boring piece of sh*t game mode where all you f*cking do is wait and watch people to play the damn game, then get your turn to play it which lasts less than a minute before the turn is passed over to the next player, and not only that, but this goddamn garbage is giving pretty much the payouts that we should be getting from other Adversary Modes since the day they became a thing, until August 14th. Apparenlty Rockstar knew that no one would ever play this horse sh*t and decided to crank up the payout so people can come over and admire the garbage they pulled out of their trashcan and shoved inside the game, a giant piece of sh*t Adversary Mode that you can win by doing absolute f*ck all since you get thrown in and out of spectator mode, forbidding the game from kicking you out due to idling. Hope you have fun not playing the game and still making cash (provided your teammates also aren't AFK), which is pretty much what we've been doing since CEO crates became a thing.

 

This company became a joke, just like their game.

[hyperar]

So, non-stunt races are death, nobody joins, and in the unlikely case you get a full lobby for a non-retarded-preteen-race, as soon as it's over, the voting screen only gives you retarded races to choose from

[Cheesy_wotsit]

So, non-stunt races are death, nobody joins, and in the unlikely case you get a full lobby for a non-retarded-preteen-race, as soon as it's over, the voting screen only gives you retarded races to choose from

Double that and add in you set a race, get to host, set it so that retard mode if off (catch up) finally get a full session, do the race get to the vote screen which as you said is now just a collection of shiny ADD pre teen pleasing crap (the new stunt races) and then to add insult to injury it f*cking migrates the host to someone else who invariably has retard mode turned back on.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

cant even do the glitches in this game...really, wtf is the point of playing this garbage again ?

[jdv95]

cant even do the glitches in this game...really, wtf is the point of playing this garbage again ?

don't want to be that guy but if you keep playing this against your will then why do you keep doing this to yourself?

[Geisterfaust]

 

So, non-stunt races are death, nobody joins, and in the unlikely case you get a full lobby for a non-retarded-preteen-race, as soon as it's over, the voting screen only gives you retarded races to choose from

Double that and add in you set a race, get to host, set it so that retard mode if off (catch up) finally get a full session, do the race get to the vote screen which as you said is now just a collection of shiny ADD pre teen pleasing crap (the new stunt races) and then to add insult to injury it f*cking migrates the host to someone else who invariably has retard mode turned back on.

 

It's worse on PC when these teens are texting put catch-up on, it's unfair, etc... Regular races are only possible in closed crews with crewmembers and their friends.

[Black-Dragon96]

Why cant we listen to music while on foot?

This has bothered me since I started playing gta 5 but after recently starting watch dogs 2 (that has an mp3 player on the ingame phone) it bothers me even more. Simply add some sort of banner to the bottom of the phone screen that you can highlight like the "Apps" that gives you acces to the radio wheel, problem solved.

 

And why the f*ck cant i set a default radio station for my MOC? There is a goddamn selection option in the interactionmenu, why not leave the radio on the channel that has been the last one selected?

Edited August 13, 2017 by Black-Dragon96

[Aquarices]

 

I join a session and a full organization is doing executive search, in the area by the Vespucci canals. I go to the clock tower and start searching for the ceo, I got this after sniping a couple associates.

 

 

You can't start executive search in a 14+ player session and not expect someone to want to play

 

Yup, I get this all the time as well. Messages during Headhunter and Piracy Prevention saying things like "F YOU P U S S Y. We TRYN TO MAKE MONEY. Leave us"

 

I mean, what is going on? You can't touch people doing deliveries and now you can't play against people who start the adversary mode games.

 

 

LOL! This is why I left that invite only petition thread; too many people want to PvE the PvP modes.

[Arrows to Athens]

''Checking your text for profanity...''

 

Edited August 13, 2017 by Arrows to Athens

[jdv95]

the lack of a classical music station realy begins to grind my gears.

 

there is not one station that fits while driving a cognoscenti or windsor.

 

i mean rockstar went all out on the refined/luxerious aspects for our character(stilt houses,the enus car brand,fitted suits,drinking wine,yachts,those richman helis and planes) so why could they not have added a fitting radio station?

 

that flo low fm crap station urgh.