The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[EkaSwede]

I love how my HL rockets only bother to turn 5 degrees before it goes "Well, I tried, better go straight now until I explode uselessly".

[Gridl0k]

^ That's why running Fully Loaded is such a welcome blow-off-steam move

[Mexicola9302]

 

 

 

I hate this mission so much the two guys at the stairs are so annoying is there any way to get it without any damage if the key is up there? And is it possible to get the key from the guys at the stairs without getting chased by them?

 

I recorded it with XBox Game DVR never gonna use it again. Horrible choppy 30 FPS.

I actually made it once, I left those two for last, I went all across the river in front, I aligned them within my sights and sniped both with one bullet.

 

Thanks im gonna try that out next time.

[Hécate-II]

I never play these missions in stealth mode, waste of time, these Professionnals are like...

 

 

[tommyguns]

 

 

 

Getting the Dune in a GR sell. God, I f*cking hate that little thing.

 

And then cops. It's like they get buffed everyday. You can't even fire a goddamn gun without them swarming you. It's absolutely ridiculous and ruins so much of the fun in a fight. It's like I spend half of my time in this game trying to lose the cops. It's f*cking stupid, and the initial idea of why R* made them so OP doesn't even matter anymore.

 

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I'm sick of vehicle cargo too. It's my main source of money, but f*ck. I'm so sick of the rigged AI who do nothing but destroy the car you're in, and the endless helicopters that follow you, all with 100% accuracy. I'm sick of the obviously rigged traffic who jump lanes and speed through intersections when you run a red light and purposely hit you. It's just a sick joke to make us lose money.

 

Feels like a one star takes forever to go away......

 

The A.I. in this games feels like something out a pc from 1995 or something, theres no need for how they set it up, unless they just suck at coding and I'm kind of going with they suck at coding. Since they can't fix small things unless it has something to do with a outfit, then they can fix that.

 

I don't think it's the coding, because traffic was never this bad on last gen. I think it's intentional.

 

It's like the cars purposely start acting up and get attracted to you when you get anywhere near them. They come over to my side of the road and head on me for no reason, they literally turn sideways in the street just to switch lanes, they slam their brakes, and they pull out right infront of me, all on a daily basis. It's terrible, and it's never been like this on any other GTA.

 

I don't see why they got rid of being busted, I'm sick of just automatic shooting....

Being busted is still a thing in story....and its actually the ONLY way to get rid of guns. You get a one star, draw the weapon you want to get rid of, and just stand still until your arrested. When you get released, that gun and all ammo is gone. Just did it last night to get rid of my bog standard pistol after upgrading.

 

And NPC drivers....right, they were not like this in other gta's, and I'm convinced I see more of the crazy driving when I'm doing IE. I'm positive R* are trolling us with them

[Sentinel Driver]

f*ck f*ck f*ck I f*ckING MISCLICKED "CHARACTER EDITOR" AND LOST 100K AND TO TOP IT ALL OF THE GAME SENDS ME TO THE WORTHLESS PIECE OF sh*t SINGLE PLAYER AFTER I GOT OUT OF IT

well atleast I got to know my parents... Sophia and Niko

 

And dear tryhard idiots who use modded accounts, don't give your account rank 8000 and a kd ratio of 2 million. It doesn't make you look like mlg 1337 hot sh*t, It just makes you look like the dumbass you already are.

Edited August 12, 2017 by Sentinel Driver

[Jenkiiii]

It's probably been moaned about a millions times before.... but last night I had a bounty on my heard and was chased around Los Santos by a guy on a bike.

Naturally, I sticky bombed him to get him off my back.... so WHY did I have to pay 20k damned insurance?

 

Seriously sick, Rockstar.

 

Yes, I know... if you didn't have to pay insurance then people with bounties would maraud the map and blow up personal vehicles, but even so, Rockstar need to re-think this a little bit.

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

People with bounties shouldn't have to pay insurance for defending themselves.

[Cheesy_wotsit]

This is a general bitch, anyone who has read my Catch Up is broken thread will have the back ground as to the reason for this bitch. Put simply I found an issue that means under certain circumstances it is impossible for a player to complete certain jumps in the certain stunt races, this is fundamental flaw with either the engine but I am certain it is due to the broken, utterly utterly broken catch up game mechanic, anyway I reported this 4 months ago, got passed between several Q and A people before being told that the issue had been passed to their Q and A team for further inspection and the topic was marked as resolved and closed. I then took a few months away from this game during which time we had a major update and let's not forget over 4 MONTHS for Rockstar to fix this issue.

 

I was shocked to find that Rockstar have done nothing, the issue still exists.

 

This moan is to simply say that Rockstar are a bunch of piss artists, an utterly crap developer and their business practices with regard to GTA5 online have resulted in me, a person who has supported the company with day one purchases of EVERY GTA game they have released deciding that I will no longer support this developer. They will never see another penny of my cash.

 

The crux here is the their Shark Card system. They had two options when it came to DLC, they could spend time and effort and release quality in keeping with the game content that had been tested to ensure that it it actually f*cking works and that it doesn't encounter issues when used in conjunction with other aspects of the game design and that the content is actually original and of a seriously high quality, the result of course would be longer development time for which they would no doubt have to charge real money for the work. They instead opted for B, squat their arse over our consoles and just squirt as much poor quality sh*t as they can force out at such an in game cost and at such a regular interval attached to cash walled and time walled barriers that encourage players to constantly spend money to get new content, the pay off being that if you have enough sh*t suqirted out someone somewhere will eventually pay real money to play with it. The downside being that the content is not quality checked, so you get significant faults such as the catchup is broken one or the stupid downforce issue or the cars spinning off when you turn in one direction bug. You get far far lesser quality products, I am sure their are better qualified people than me to talk about the reduction in quality, textures and function of a lot of the new cars, you also get an utterly bankrupt level of uniquness and creation within the game. Here's another super car it looks almost exactly the same and handles the same as the last five super cars you bought that'll be 2million in game bucks please and then another million to add the wealth of mods to it.

 

I would even go as far as to say that they are going out of their way to render older super cars as pointless in races, (the change to aero effects) with the express purpose of forcing people to buy the latest steaming pile of garbage they have released just to have a chance of keeping up in races. The drip feeding of super cars is awful, start a major DLC by releasing a top tier supercar at 2mill then drip feed a car every two weeks or so and then finish off by release another 2mill super car at the end that is fractionally better than one they release six week before hand.

 

The game has flaws and bugs that are still there since the day it released; stuck looking at clouds waiting for the game to load but it never does, everybody leaving freeroam sessions for no reason, tell Rockstar and they try to blame you couldn't possibly be the worlds sh*ttest match making service linked to an underlying infra-structure that a f*cking monkey could have made work better. The company has become creatively bankrupt, their DLC content is lacking any sort of originality or fun, a lot of the content doesn't even thematically fit with the GTA tone any more, their Q and A are nothing short of a joke, assuming that one even exists and Rockstars reaction to T2's mod nonsense last month shows what an utter scummy company they have become worthy of no ones praise or hard earned money.

[Arrows to Athens]

Hey R*, how about you start doing a lore-friendly modding community contest every week and add them to the game?

 

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You'd be barely doing any work and we all know you love that

Damn, we really need some drag pick-ups in this game.

 

OT: I've noticed my grenades keep finding their way into my weapon wheel despite me hiding them in my weapon loadout. What the f*ck?

Edited August 12, 2017 by RedDagger

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

Hey R*, how about you start doing a lore-friendly modding community contest every week and add them to the game?

 

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You'd be barely doing any work and we all know you love that

If take two wouldn't nerf vehicles I would definitely have a place for those in my garage.

 

Sadly,take two only caters to preteen children not young adults or adults for that matter.

 

Please,no more content. Just give us a fix patch. Then again......if a patch fix came out with out content.

 

YouTube......... SECRET DLC WHAT NEW VEHICLES?? WE CAN FINALLY FIND FRANKLIS GHOST AT 23:00!!!!!

Edited August 12, 2017 by RedDagger

[Arrows to Athens]

Is anyone else's game crashing on the PS4 more frequently, or is it just me?

[Sentinel Driver]

"Your personal vehicle has been impounded by the cops" f*ck that idiot who came up with this sh*t

[PaeganLoveSong]

Still no reason Super Heavy Armor should be gone after two pistol shots but my health can stay fine during an assault rifle battle.

[Arrows to Athens]

"Your personal vehicle has been impounded by the cops" f*ck that idiot who came up with this sh*t

[D9fred95]

"Your personal vehicle has been impounded by the cops" f*ck that idiot who came up with this sh*t

They could've at least added an impound in Blaine County. No reason to drive five miles just because the cops throw a fit over everything.

[Lupo-Akane]

Cocaine should have had its own dlc, should have been crazy like the 70s and 80s drug trade.

 

Could have tied into a Vice City kind of theme.

 

No what we got was stupid bikers.....

[hugh750]

NPC's deserve death.

 

 

the npc's can't drive!

here's what happened early this morning.

an idiot npc driver drove into my marshall that i had parked on the curb and he called me an idiot and gave me the finger, i shot at him.

 

http://xboxclips.com/hugh750/cfae4388-74b2-428f-9da8-8f730a5ec20d

Edited August 12, 2017 by hugh750

[Shadowfennekin]

*sigh*

Well no more "Go for a shooting round" challenges for me I guess, I'll close the game to reset the DO if that shows up. Shame, it's so easy... but taking 10 k worth of explosive ammo is NOT cool C*

 

"Your personal vehicle has been impounded by the cops" f*ck that idiot who came up with this sh*t

At least we can call the Assistant for it.

Which I do cause I'm too lazy to go get it myself. Plus my stupid self will forget it's in there and swap my Oppressor out for the APC later on. I swap between the two vehicles a lot

[PetrolCB]

Cocaine should have had its own dlc, should have been crazy like the 70s and 80s drug trade.

 

Could have tied into a Vice City kind of theme.

 

No what we got was stupid bikers.....

 

I agree. I want to push it to limit.

 

 

Edited August 14, 2017 by PetrolCB

[hugh750]

*sigh*

Well no more "Go for a shooting round" challenges for me I guess, I'll close the game to reset the DO if that shows up. Shame, it's so easy... but taking 10 k worth of explosive ammo is NOT cool C*

 

"Your personal vehicle has been impounded by the cops" f*ck that idiot who came up with this sh*t

At least we can call the Assistant for it.

Which I do cause I'm too lazy to go get it myself. Plus my stupid self will forget it's in there and swap my Oppressor out for the APC later on. I swap between the two vehicles a lot

but when you call your assistant to get your vehicle it now costs $1000 instead of paying $250.00 if you got the vehicle yourself or free if you climbed over the wall.

Edited August 13, 2017 by hugh750

[Lupo-Akane]

 

Cocaine should have had its own dlc, should have been crazy like the 70s and 80s drug trade.

 

Could have tied into a Vice City kind of theme.

 

No what we got was stupid bikers.....

 

I agree. I want to push it to limit.

 

LOL, yup with all the 70s and 80s clothing, cars you can shake a .357 mag at and a real classic rock station.

[hugh750]

 

 

Cocaine should have had its own dlc, should have been crazy like the 70s and 80s drug trade.

 

Could have tied into a Vice City kind of theme.

 

No what we got was stupid bikers.....

 

I agree. I want to push it to limit.

 

LOL, yup with all the 70s and 80s clothing, cars you can shake a .357 mag at and a real classic rock station.

 

that would be a good idea since i made my female character look like an 80's punk rocker her blue mohawk hair style and purple lip gloss and greenish blush but i have her wearing overalls!

Edited August 13, 2017 by hugh750

[HeistsActivist]

That PS+ price increase. You absolute money-grabbing c*nts.

What?!?!

 

Tell me more

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

 

OMG the Futo is the sh*tTEST car to use in a stunt race

You're doing it wrong, that's why.

 

You need to listen to Eurobeat while driving it to unlock its MAX POWER potential.

 

All the eurobeat in the world couldn't help the oversteer that car produces

[Amy Vinewood]

I join a session and a full organization is doing executive search, in the area by the Vespucci canals. I go to the clock tower and start searching for the ceo, I got this after sniping a couple associates.

 

 

You can't start executive search in a 14+ player session and not expect someone to want to play

[MayoChiki]

F*ck this piece of sh*t chopper

 

 

 

 

Edited August 13, 2017 by Mayochiki

[Shadowfennekin]

The Oppressor is awesome, and the haters can go to hell.....

 

But seriously, I hate how so many people just happen to own the Oppressor AND the missile upgrade for it. GEEZ!

[Handsome Jack]

Wow, if you own to many hats in your inventory some of the hats you own won't show up. Thats just great.

 

 

NPCs are so weak lmao.

 

 

[rlk232]

Why is the meth business like 3 or 4 times slower to make product than the coke biz? It's beyond insane.