The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

NPC's deserve death.

 

 

 

Let me guess, the enemies shot you to death once it was stuck?

 

You know it.

 

Oh, Rockstar...

[hyperar]

Got kicked by idling while waiting to join a session, quality programming

[PetrolCB]

Got kicked by idling while waiting to join a session, quality programming

 

Why the hell did you bother waiting that long?

[Handsome Jack]

NPC's deserve death.

 

 

Honestly hate how these giant ass vehicles can't smash sh*t out of the way and keep going. In GTA IV if you were driving a big vehicle no other small vehicles could stop it except for another big vehicle the APC in IV was a moving brick wall and that sh*t was fun lol. But in GTA V if you try to push that sh*tty car out of the way you get flown into the air. Another thing too, the phantom wedge and ramp buggy, designed to push sh*t out of the way, but only like 20 vehicles before its destroyed seriously wtf was the point of those two vehicles?

Edited August 11, 2017 by The Happy Clown

[Arrows to Athens]

Watch this is on 0.5 speed.

 

 

 

After the second hit, he drops into the dying animation, then instantly pops right back up to his feet again within a femtosecond. Notice how his character spazzes out for a femtosecond?

Edited August 11, 2017 by Arrows to Athens

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

Explosive rounds ruined sniping? Hahahahha good one. The marksman rifle ruined sniping.

[Mexicola9302]

 

 

I hate this mission so much the two guys at the stairs are so annoying is there any way to get it without any damage if the key is up there? And is it possible to get the key from the guys at the stairs without getting chased by them?

 

I recorded it with XBox Game DVR never gonna use it again. Horrible choppy 30 FPS.

Edited August 12, 2017 by Mexicola9302

[hugh750]

 

 

I hate this mission so much the two guys at the stairs are so annoying is there any way to get it without any damage if the key is up there? And is it possible to get the key from the guys at the stairs without getting chased by them?

 

I recorded it with XBox Game DVR never gonna use it again. Horrible choppy 30 FPS.

i've done that car sourcing mission a few times and what you showed in your video is a typical day for me it's the random players you need to watch out for.

[askinnywhitedildo]

Getting the Dune in a GR sell. God, I f*cking hate that little thing.

 

And then cops. It's like they get buffed everyday. You can't even fire a goddamn gun without them swarming you. It's absolutely ridiculous and ruins so much of the fun in a fight. It's like I spend half of my time in this game trying to lose the cops. It's f*cking stupid, and the initial idea of why R* made them so OP doesn't even matter anymore.

 

EDIT

 

I'm sick of vehicle cargo too. It's my main source of money, but f*ck. I'm so sick of the rigged AI who do nothing but destroy the car you're in, and the endless helicopters that follow you, all with 100% accuracy. I'm sick of the obviously rigged traffic who jump lanes and speed through intersections when you run a red light and purposely hit you. It's just a sick joke to make us lose money.

Edited August 12, 2017 by askinnywhitedildo

[Shadowfennekin]

Oh f*ck off.

I have 4 car collections to sell? Only two people ever actually accept the invite to come to my vehicle warehouse

 

I have a 3 car one? Only one accepts

[Black Terminator]

When someone starts a survival while being on call.

[Lupo-Akane]

Getting the Dune in a GR sell. God, I f*cking hate that little thing.

 

And then cops. It's like they get buffed everyday. You can't even fire a goddamn gun without them swarming you. It's absolutely ridiculous and ruins so much of the fun in a fight. It's like I spend half of my time in this game trying to lose the cops. It's f*cking stupid, and the initial idea of why R* made them so OP doesn't even matter anymore.

 

EDIT

 

I'm sick of vehicle cargo too. It's my main source of money, but f*ck. I'm so sick of the rigged AI who do nothing but destroy the car you're in, and the endless helicopters that follow you, all with 100% accuracy. I'm sick of the obviously rigged traffic who jump lanes and speed through intersections when you run a red light and purposely hit you. It's just a sick joke to make us lose money.

Feels like a one star takes forever to go away......

 

The A.I. in this games feels like something out a pc from 1995 or something, theres no need for how they set it up, unless they just suck at coding and I'm kind of going with they suck at coding. Since they can't fix small things unless it has something to do with a outfit, then they can fix that.

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

OMG the Futo is the sh*tTEST car to use in a stunt race

[askinnywhitedildo]

 

Getting the Dune in a GR sell. God, I f*cking hate that little thing.

 

And then cops. It's like they get buffed everyday. You can't even fire a goddamn gun without them swarming you. It's absolutely ridiculous and ruins so much of the fun in a fight. It's like I spend half of my time in this game trying to lose the cops. It's f*cking stupid, and the initial idea of why R* made them so OP doesn't even matter anymore.

 

EDIT

 

I'm sick of vehicle cargo too. It's my main source of money, but f*ck. I'm so sick of the rigged AI who do nothing but destroy the car you're in, and the endless helicopters that follow you, all with 100% accuracy. I'm sick of the obviously rigged traffic who jump lanes and speed through intersections when you run a red light and purposely hit you. It's just a sick joke to make us lose money.

Feels like a one star takes forever to go away......

 

The A.I. in this games feels like something out a pc from 1995 or something, theres no need for how they set it up, unless they just suck at coding and I'm kind of going with they suck at coding. Since they can't fix small things unless it has something to do with a outfit, then they can fix that.

 

I don't think it's the coding, because traffic was never this bad on last gen. I think it's intentional.

 

It's like the cars purposely start acting up and get attracted to you when you get anywhere near them. They come over to my side of the road and head on me for no reason, they literally turn sideways in the street just to switch lanes, they slam their brakes, and they pull out right infront of me, all on a daily basis. It's terrible, and it's never been like this on any other GTA.

[Lupo-Akane]

 

 

Getting the Dune in a GR sell. God, I f*cking hate that little thing.

 

And then cops. It's like they get buffed everyday. You can't even fire a goddamn gun without them swarming you. It's absolutely ridiculous and ruins so much of the fun in a fight. It's like I spend half of my time in this game trying to lose the cops. It's f*cking stupid, and the initial idea of why R* made them so OP doesn't even matter anymore.

 

EDIT

 

I'm sick of vehicle cargo too. It's my main source of money, but f*ck. I'm so sick of the rigged AI who do nothing but destroy the car you're in, and the endless helicopters that follow you, all with 100% accuracy. I'm sick of the obviously rigged traffic who jump lanes and speed through intersections when you run a red light and purposely hit you. It's just a sick joke to make us lose money.

Feels like a one star takes forever to go away......

 

The A.I. in this games feels like something out a pc from 1995 or something, theres no need for how they set it up, unless they just suck at coding and I'm kind of going with they suck at coding. Since they can't fix small things unless it has something to do with a outfit, then they can fix that.

 

I don't think it's the coding, because traffic was never this bad on last gen. I think it's intentional.

 

It's like the cars purposely start acting up and get attracted to you when you get anywhere near them. They come over to my side of the road and head on me for no reason, they literally turn sideways in the street just to switch lanes, they slam their brakes, and they pull out right infront of me, all on a daily basis. It's terrible, and it's never been like this on any other GTA.

I don't see why they got rid of being busted, I'm sick of just automatic shooting....

[Sentinel Driver]

I love how the game automatically throws me into the worthless SP that rockstar stopped caring about three years ago if I get disconnected from online due to an "unknown" network error

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

OMG the Futo is the sh*tTEST car to use in a stunt race

You're doing it wrong, that's why.

 

You need to listen to Eurobeat while driving it to unlock its MAX POWER potential.

[Sentinel Driver]

Freeaim vs Autoaim it's like pick your poison

 

Freeaim

- No players

 

Autoaim

- It's just so cheesy when the game just aims for you

- Can't drive past anyone in freeroam without them locking on to you and shooting you with the 0% skill 100% bullsh*t autoaim

[Handsome Jack]

Would be great if I could use my ballistic equipment in a survival but I can't. Would be the perfect thing. I f*cking hate how limited this game is.

[HamwithCheese]

 

Getting the Dune in a GR sell. God, I f*cking hate that little thing.

 

And then cops. It's like they get buffed everyday. You can't even fire a goddamn gun without them swarming you. It's absolutely ridiculous and ruins so much of the fun in a fight. It's like I spend half of my time in this game trying to lose the cops. It's f*cking stupid, and the initial idea of why R* made them so OP doesn't even matter anymore.

 

EDIT

 

I'm sick of vehicle cargo too. It's my main source of money, but f*ck. I'm so sick of the rigged AI who do nothing but destroy the car you're in, and the endless helicopters that follow you, all with 100% accuracy. I'm sick of the obviously rigged traffic who jump lanes and speed through intersections when you run a red light and purposely hit you. It's just a sick joke to make us lose money.

Feels like a one star takes forever to go away......

 

The A.I. in this games feels like something out a pc from 1995 or something, theres no need for how they set it up, unless they just suck at coding and I'm kind of going with they suck at coding. Since they can't fix small things unless it has something to do with a outfit, then they can fix that.

I havent played gta4 in years, but I feel like the ai wasn't even close to this one in terms of accuracy. Hell, they even gave you a health bar on npcs. I guess they ruined it to push shark cards. Edited August 12, 2017 by HamwithCheese

[Black-Dragon96]

 

I hate this mission so much the two guys at the stairs are so annoying is there any way to get it without any damage if the key is up there? And is it possible to get the key from the guys at the stairs without getting chased by them?

 

I recorded it with XBox Game DVR never gonna use it again. Horrible choppy 30 FPS.

Made it one time. I used my buzzard like you did, but I did not jump down.

Getting the key from the guys at the stairs unnoticed is impossible.

Edited August 12, 2017 by Black-Dragon96

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

 

I hate this mission so much the two guys at the stairs are so annoying is there any way to get it without any damage if the key is up there? And is it possible to get the key from the guys at the stairs without getting chased by them?

 

I recorded it with XBox Game DVR never gonna use it again. Horrible choppy 30 FPS.

I actually made it once, I left those two for last, I went all across the river in front, I aligned them within my sights and sniped both with one bullet.

[hugh750]

i swear somme of the gun running dlc weapons are way over powered like the explosive sniper rifle i've been taken out by a random player with a explosive sniper rifle from about two city blocks away.

 

and last night i tried to sell a warehouse full of goods and fly them to drop off points in a cuban 800 but i never made it far from lsia i got taken out by a random player with two rockets now i'm out of $200.000 worth of goods!

who ever at rockstar who thought of allowing players to kill ceo's in public lobbys should have been fired!

Edited August 12, 2017 by hugh750

[Erros]

Hey R*, how about you start doing a lore-friendly modding community contest every week and add them to the game?

 

 

 

You'd be barely doing any work and we all know you love that

[joao_inca]

Am I the only one who finds this quite bullsh*t?

 

 

 

Do you guys think it needs a nerf?

[Coleco]

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WHAT A BARGAIN GEE THANKS R* HOW CAN I POSSIBLY RESIST

 

 

[Gridl0k]

Am I the only one who finds this quite bullsh*t?

 

All I know is that HL missiles are sh*t when I fire them but can turn 180deg in a microsecond if some scrub fires one at me.

[Professional Amateur]

All I know is that HL missiles are sh*t when I fire them but can turn 180deg in a microsecond if some scrub fires one at me.

You'd probably have better luck using a fire extinguisher against a police chopper over attempting to kill it with the HL, even if it's hovering.

 

If a player fires it at another player, it's pretty much a Death Star laser cannon with impeccable accuracy.

 

I thought R* would at least try to cover up such BS, but it's blatantly obvious.

 

E: How the hell is it also so inaccurate against civvy cars?

Edited August 12, 2017 by Professional Amateur

[Gridl0k]

^ I can dodge incoming HL from the front fine, except for occasionally when the missile does a handbrake turn right behind me.

[Professional Amateur]

^ I can dodge incoming HL from the front fine, except for occasionally when the missile does a handbrake turn right behind me.

I can usually dodge those missiles too, but it's so annoying when it goes full eurobeat and does a mad 180 on the spot. If only it pirouetted so gracefully around police choppers...

 

Hell, those LSPDipsticks can probably dodge a Ruiner 2000 missile just by hovering.