The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Growlmon]

I just realized I forgot to post the video to my screenshot earlier.

 

 

[Happy Hunter]

 

So how come the cargobob CAN pickup a tank, but when I try to pick up my half track or insurgent pickup custom, it's too heavy to lift more than a couple of feet off the ground?!

Because the tank is made of paper.

 

I should be able to use the Cargobob to fling a Savage off into space then.

[TheFroggmann]

To anyone who has been doing bikers for a fair while, does it seem to you, like R* have messed with the sale missions for post ops to you?

 

I helped someone last night & while the post van delivery has always been a pain in the backside, this one was whole other level bs.

 

I used to do MC, I had my share of these sales, but to me it seemed the drop off points were even more spread out than they used to be. There is NO WAY someone could have done that 2 van sale solo. The highest point, last road with houses of Rockford hills, le mesa, the far end of chumash, Davis, and Vespucci. That was the run I did.

 

Like I say, I hated those crappy sadistic post van sales when I did MC, they were bad....just never as bad as that lot.

 

You can just imagine some dick at R* thinking, ya know what would be funny? Spreading the delivery spots out from le mesa to the far end of chumash. Then someone else chipping in with, yeah & what about making them take all those winding roads all the way up to the top of Rockford hills....in a Post op van!!! LOLZ

 

You could try my way of handling post-ops:

 

 

I then leave the session. I don't care, I'll take the $15K hit.

[Shadowfennekin]

Go into Online via Invite Only like I always do,

Easy DO list, sweet!

*selects parachute job*

........

*minute later, it loads me into the lobby for the activity*

I get it done and switch sessions to go into public lobby

It takes a few minutes....

Public lobby and I'm by myself.

No sweat, I'll just do Plowed real quick and resupply my bunker without having to worry about being harassed.

 

I get that done and decide to quick join a MoC mission......

Loading for 4 minutes -_-

I leave the session to find another one

Few minutes later, I'm back in a lobby by myself.

 

GEEZ! What is going on today?!

 

I'm done, I'm not dealing with being stuck in free roam by myself and having to deal with AI when I'm SELLING cars!

I'll try again tomorrow.

 

My daily is screwed. I had to kill 20 people..... and I can't even get into a session with people.

Usually it works fine!

Hopefully upon checking C* support's twitter I'll find I'm not alone in this. I doubt it's MY problem.... it rarely ever is.

[TheFroggmann]

Helping friend with bunker resupplies.

Deliver supplies and rush out to go give him a hand fighting Aimbot AI.

Get this when I get out:

Gee that would be helpful except MY BUNKER IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP AND INACCESSIBLE WHEN I'M WORKING FOR SOMEONE ELSE!

 

Oh yea I still had :45 on my mechanic cooldown...

I should be able to use the Cargobob to fling a Savage off into space then.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nah, the hook would make it explode on contact.

Edited August 7, 2017 by TheFroggmann

[JustRob]

God I f*cking hate randoms who ask for a 15-25% cut during the Pac Standard heist finale. Like who the f*ck do you think you are? You all get 10%, I get 70%. Who do you think had to go through all of those f*cking setup missions with random people? Do you know how many times I f*cking failed on the Merryweather truck setup mission because of idiots who don't know how to play? Do you know how many times I had to retry that sh*t?

 

f*cking go host your own heists if you want a big cut. I didn't go through all of that bullsh*t for a tiny payout.

[joao_inca]

God I f*cking hate randoms who ask for a 15-25% cut during the Pac Standard heist finale. Like who the f*ck do you think you are? You all get 10%, I get 70%. Who do you think had to go through all of those f*cking setup missions with random people? Do you know how many times I f*cking failed on the Merryweather truck setup mission because of idiots who don't know how to play? Do you know how many times I had to retry that sh*t?

 

f*cking go host your own heists if you want a big cut. I didn't go through all of that bullsh*t for a tiny payout.

holy sh*t ur a c*nt

[kovaandr]

Why do I even bother doing ANYTHING in this game?

 

Today I lost 3 I/E cars because of R* superb Peer2Peer system in cooperation with f*ck you for stealing a car in a game called Grand Theft Auto.

 

But for real WHY do the cars have to catch fire just because everyone (or probably I) gets booted out of a session, why do I get penalized for that, how is that my fault?

 

How is it fair that after I chased that damn car all over the map for 20 minutes, died countless times because the bullsh*t police and already made it 2/3 back to my warehouse the game just give my car 34k damage and sets it on fire?

 

Its Monday an I already had enough of this game for the week...

Edited August 7, 2017 by kovaandr

[Arrows to Athens]

NPCs cutting lanes instantly again as you pass them.

 

 

Edited August 7, 2017 by Arrows to Athens

[Black-Dragon96]

Was just trying to play Exit strategy...it was bugged, stupid plane wouldn't even leave the hanger to take off

Yeah happened to me and my crew a few days ago. It funny how sh*t like this always happens when the missions gives you 2× money.

[tommyguns]

 

Was just trying to play Exit strategy...it was bugged, stupid plane wouldn't even leave the hanger to take off

Yeah happened to me and my crew a few days ago. It funny how sh*t like this always happens when the missions gives you 2× money.

Game has seemed buggy & irritating as hell the last few days. Normally don't have much problem with connection but its been bad since the end of last week. Tried playing half track bully, dropped connection. Each time I try to load it, timed out, takes 3-4 attempts every night lately just to get online....that's getting old real fast. Especially when it, you guessed it, drops connection & then needs multiple more trys to get back online.

 

Never had the slightest problem with the online modes of other games.

[Geisterfaust]

It's f*cking impossible to fill slot #4 in both missions and heists two days in a row.

[Jayfab]

Join a session with a friend who is messing around with her friend and it's mostly low levels, with a few hundreds sprinkled in. It's about ten people in all, and there's two CEO organizations. So I become a CEO and get my APC just to cruise around and rampage against cops with and within a minute of leaving my garage and people seeing the APC on the map, people vote to kick me. Then I get a message from the lowest level, a rank 18: "You need to leave. We don't like your kind." Uh, 'kay? I mind my own business, just screwing with my friend and her friend and I get another message: "Dude, f*cking leave! We don't want you here!" and three of the low levels start chasing me and I just keep dropping proximity mines and my friend keeps blowing them up with the APC cannon. They never really get the point that they're outmanned and outgunned and we go all around the map on the highway doing this for a good half an hour and the whole time these low levels are screaming on mic because they keep getting killed. I keep driving, they close behind, I drop a proximity mine, ka boom, then what could only be described as a pterodactyl shriek and it keeps happening. Get a message from one of the idiots, "Stop killing us! We're trying to get you to leave!" Why, tho? I come into the session, mind my own business, and you try to kick me just because I'm rank 502 and have an APC? You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you? Finally after getting bored with their shenanigans I just go in my bunker and they swarm it, trying to get in. I can hear them on mic, saying sh*t like "He's blocked us out! He must have a force field or something!" Wow. Just wow.

 

Come on, you really did not want to tease them a bit, knowing that the APC blip would instantly be noticed by these poor, poor low level players? If my friends and I want to do sales in an empty lobby, we are doing the same. We would not have spammed you with messages beforehands, though. Just a quick and painless kick.

[hugh750]

the other day i hosted a power mad adversary mode and i turned on team balance and set teams to 2 with a 15 minute time limit and 7 points, and as soon as i started it, i was kicked!

i can only assume it was i turned on team balance when most hosts will turn it off and seemly refuse to turn it on so other players will join other teams and cause a "over limit" and delay the game??

Edited August 8, 2017 by hugh750

[Sentinel Driver]

Hydra + Ghost Organisation

Spam man's rifle + BST

[tommyguns]

OK...done 3 moc missions tonight, after each one people clicked like, clicked continue, and after each one IT DROPPED CONNECTION!!!

 

this crap is ridiculous

 

 

Edit: oh its not just moc missions, just did a contact mission, after selecting continue the connection dropped.

Edited August 8, 2017 by tommyguns

[Happy Hunter]

Anyone want to play "spot the Buzzard"?

 

 

 

 

I don't see it anywhere.

 

What exactly do we need this thing for now anyway? I mean, we have something for jets that's actually effective now (explosive sniper, Oppressor, etc.). What use is this other than to sh*t on already underpowered vehicles?

[hugh750]

late last night while on my way to source a vehicle with a friend, i swear npc drivers intentionally cut you off so you would have no choice but to hit them!

 

http://xboxclips.com/hugh750/026a3d2c-f03a-4b0e-8ae9-49e369a2d217

[Kyoto]

A lengthy one:

 

 

 

I hop online, play a deathmatch, and load into a low populated lobby. 30 seconds in, and someone is already voting to kick me. I look to see who else is in- a 577 and a 20. I start up Fully Loaded and go around destroying those armored vehicles the game wants me to go after. With the expanded radar, I notice the other 2 players in their own organization around my next target. One drives the limo, another in an APC. Finally some resistance. I get nearby and the APC driver starts mailing missiles to the ground before me. I return the favor with a barrage of les missiles du prodige, bodying them both. I evacuate the area to the next limo, and suddenly the 577 goes off the radar. Meh. Whatever. A few seconds later I spot a Buzzard flying extra low behind me, so I point the R2K in its direction, sitting completely still, and fire one. Boom. Back to the task. I take down another limo. But what's this? That same guy is back in a freshly spawned tank, and the cannon is aimed right at me. Ooo I'm feeling so challenged right now. He never hits me, and in return I sent his tank in flames. The level 20 comes around in another APC, but it doesn't last for long. I get another notification saying I'm being vote kicked. And as expected- "unknown network connection".

 

A few minutes later after joining a new session, that one guy messages me "bye cheater *emoji*"

 

I message back saying "Cheater?" then "Explain please". No response.

 

Immediately after, I check my profile under Xbox Enforcement. Great, one more person reported me for "cheating".

 

Seriously, out of all that, suddenly I'm a cheater now? Was it because this guy was using homing rockets off, thus causing his missiles to go all over the place when they tried striking from behind? Was it my rank? Or was it from refusing to leave knowing I wasn't wanted because it's impossibru to coexist in the same session with a complete stranger. Now I remember why I exiled myself to invite only lobbies for the past year and a half before Gunrunning. Because BS like this. People who lose and think the victor is a "cheat". People who think it's still 2013 and thus the edge of 1000 is simply impossible. People who start altercations in general and don't like getting waxed in return. And what makes it all the more infuriating is the fact R* isn't doing anything about it. Nah, if it ain't involving the almighty dolla dolla then they ain't gonna bother, G.

 

And if you happened to get to the end of this with or without saying "This JF guy is full of sh*t", I applaud you. And here's a classic that perfectly sums up how I feel:

 

 

 

 

 

Edited August 8, 2017 by JF Prodigy

[Picklez]

Had an NPC enemy in Los Santos Connection survive 7 Heavy Sniper Mark 2 (with the heavy barrel) shots. 7 f*cking shots. Why is this gun, even in a buffed state, so f*cking inconsistent?

 

Randoms in GTA Online freemode:

 

 

beautiful

 

 

Also, I miss the smaller updates we used to get back in 2013-2015. I'd love to have another "I'm not a hipster" style update. New, not a bunch of re-skinned clothing that isn't made to just fit one model (both female and male) would also be great. Some items don't really fit well shared between the two, just looks boxy and ugly.

It's pretty funny how many people in this game don't know what passive mode is lol.

[CrysisAverted]

gotta love the angles we have in the MOC when trying to customize our f*cking cars

[Coleco]

I know this is well known and personally I'd never buy into them anyway but it still makes me sad to see.

 

On XBL Store:

 

GTAV (a full AAA game including GTAO plus all updates since 2014): £54.99

Megalodon Shark Card (virtual $8M in-game cash): £64.99

 

 

 

Talk about giving away the razors to completely rip people off with the blades

Edited August 8, 2017 by Coleco

[joao_inca]

New adversary mode is CRAP

Who would've guessed?

 

Heres a little review I wrote about it:

So its an overtime rumble with no contact, only one at a time, so 10 jumps, all seperate (5v5), and Plus the rest of the f*cking rounds, so if 4 rounds, 40 jumps, f*ck that.

 

If 40 jumps is really a thing and an average jump takes 30 secs (there will be afks, I caught one on the first time I f*cking played this), it will take, after 40 jumps 20 mins

 

Don't touch that sh*t, holy f*ck... or go afk like many will do during the week

Edited August 8, 2017 by joao_inca

[Mister Pink]

I know this is well known and personally I'd never buy into them anyway but it still makes me sad to see.

 

On XBL Store:

 

GTAV (a full AAA game including GTAO plus all updates since 2014): £54.99

Megalodon Shark Card (virtual $8M in-game cash): £64.99

 

 

 

Talk about giving away the razors to completely rip people off with the blades

 

It bothers me that every time I think of GTA Online I think of real life cash and I can't just enjoy the game. I love empire building but when Rockstar charge crazy cash for over-priced things in a game, I just can't accept it. Rockstar have lost all credibility with Shark Cards. Let's see if put money in to RDR and give us generous DLC or if it's going to be another cynical cash grab. Nobody asked for free lame updates and Shark Cards. Nobody. Ever,

[Professional Amateur]

Nobody asked for free lame updates and Shark Cards. Nobody. Ever,

Really? I bet T2 and R*'s shareholders did.

Edited August 8, 2017 by Professional Amateur

[CrysisAverted]

make the aa trailer usable in missions and able to be called out with other pvs!!!!! make it a pegasus vehicle

Edited August 8, 2017 by CrysisAverted

[Gridl0k]

make the aa trailer usable in missions and able to be called out with other pvs!!!!! make it a pegasus vehicle

 

You can call it in contact missions, fwiw.

[Geisterfaust]

 

make the aa trailer usable in missions and able to be called out with other pvs!!!!! make it a pegasus vehicle

 

You can call it in contact missions, fwiw.

 

You can, just not near your PV and that's a bitch.

Edited August 8, 2017 by hei3enberg

[Gridl0k]

Yeah I make sure to start the missions without a PV active, which helps.

 

Also the first low level payer to get on will kill himself and blow up your trailer in around 0.9s The gun is... strong.

Edited August 8, 2017 by Gridl0k

[Geisterfaust]

 

Join a session with a friend who is messing around with her friend and it's mostly low levels, with a few hundreds sprinkled in. It's about ten people in all, and there's two CEO organizations. So I become a CEO and get my APC just to cruise around and rampage against cops with and within a minute of leaving my garage and people seeing the APC on the map, people vote to kick me. Then I get a message from the lowest level, a rank 18: "You need to leave. We don't like your kind." Uh, 'kay? I mind my own business, just screwing with my friend and her friend and I get another message: "Dude, f*cking leave! We don't want you here!" and three of the low levels start chasing me and I just keep dropping proximity mines and my friend keeps blowing them up with the APC cannon. They never really get the point that they're outmanned and outgunned and we go all around the map on the highway doing this for a good half an hour and the whole time these low levels are screaming on mic because they keep getting killed. I keep driving, they close behind, I drop a proximity mine, ka boom, then what could only be described as a pterodactyl shriek and it keeps happening. Get a message from one of the idiots, "Stop killing us! We're trying to get you to leave!" Why, tho? I come into the session, mind my own business, and you try to kick me just because I'm rank 502 and have an APC? You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you? Finally after getting bored with their shenanigans I just go in my bunker and they swarm it, trying to get in. I can hear them on mic, saying sh*t like "He's blocked us out! He must have a force field or something!" Wow. Just wow.

 

Come on, you really did not want to tease them a bit, knowing that the APC blip would instantly be noticed by these poor, poor low level players? If my friends and I want to do sales in an empty lobby, we are doing the same. We would not have spammed you with messages beforehands, though. Just a quick and painless kick.

 

As soon as I'm seeing vote kick, I'm starting sightseer.