The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Rafae]

Buying supplies doesn't work for me anymore on pc....

 

 

Fix your fking sh*t r*!

PS4 master race

[Professional Amateur]

 

Buying supplies doesn't work for me anymore on pc....

 

 

Fix your fking sh*t r*!

PS4 master race

 

Nintendo Wii master race

[Quinn_flower]

 

 

Buying supplies doesn't work for me anymore on pc....

 

 

Fix your fking sh*t r*!

PS4 master race

 

Nintendo Wii master race

Ouya master race.

 

Beat that.

[Professional Amateur]

Ouya master race.

Beat that.

iPod Shuffle master race.

[Rafae]

Ouya master race.

 

Beat that.

I just said PS4 master race

 

There.. is.. no... rebuttal to that.

[Quinn_flower]

i raise you a sony walkman

Edited August 7, 2017 by Quinn_flower

[Rafae]

i raise you a sony walkman

My phone pager says hello

[Handsome Jack]

It's flipping stupid we still can't use anything but smgs and pistol in a car, in rl they use what ever they want.

 

I want to use my compact rifle, sweeper shotgun, sawed-off shotgun, double berraled shotgun, mp 5, smg mk 2.

 

Would not be op, since you know the game is unbalanced anyway...

A passenger in the car with you should be able to use most weapons instead of being limited to pistols and smg.

[HamwithCheese]

 

It's flipping stupid we still can't use anything but smgs and pistol in a car, in rl they use what ever they want.

 

I want to use my compact rifle, sweeper shotgun, sawed-off shotgun, double berraled shotgun, mp 5, smg mk 2.

 

Would not be op, since you know the game is unbalanced anyway...

A passenger in the car with you should be able to use most weapons instead of being limited to pistols and smg.

"Long weapons" would probably clip though the dash or windows. And we all know r* wants 0 texture clipping in their perfect game.

 

Passengers should hang out of the window like you did in gta4 or in some of the f*cking game art.

[joao_inca]

 

 

It's flipping stupid we still can't use anything but smgs and pistol in a car, in rl they use what ever they want.

 

I want to use my compact rifle, sweeper shotgun, sawed-off shotgun, double berraled shotgun, mp 5, smg mk 2.

 

Would not be op, since you know the game is unbalanced anyway...

A passenger in the car with you should be able to use most weapons instead of being limited to pistols and smg.

"Long weapons" would probably clip though the dash or windows. And we all know r* wants 0 texture clipping in their perfect game.

 

Passengers should hang out of the window like you did in gta4 or in some of the f*cking game art.

 

 

They should make it so we can fire rifles and rpgs, that would be dope, I agree with you

 

 

 

 

 

Edited August 7, 2017 by joao_inca

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

Fu*king people. I have been in this lobby for hours just doing I/E and minding my own business. There is a level 193 killing a level 6 right outside my office I want to help the level 6 but I'm glad the a**hole is distracted. Just as I'm flying away the a**hole kills me with a homing launcher so when I respawn I call a mugger on him but just as I click on his name the list updates and I send a mugger after a random person and now I have to message the random person and apologize as I'm doing that the a**hole comes up and stabs me. I managed to get away when he went back to killing the level 6 again and got my I/E car. I delivered the I/E car and now this a**hole is at my warehouse trying to kill me I killed him put a bounty on him and sent a mugger after him and left and now he is chasing me around with his Oppressor. I had to go passive just to get a bit a peace from him.

 

He just put a bounty on me. Now that I am done with research I was planning to go into an invite only session to do my DO so thanks for the 9k dude.

Edited August 7, 2017 by Maxx1013

[Mervz789]

 

 

 

It's flipping stupid we still can't use anything but smgs and pistol in a car, in rl they use what ever they want.

 

I want to use my compact rifle, sweeper shotgun, sawed-off shotgun, double berraled shotgun, mp 5, smg mk 2.

 

Would not be op, since you know the game is unbalanced anyway...

A passenger in the car with you should be able to use most weapons instead of being limited to pistols and smg.

"Long weapons" would probably clip though the dash or windows. And we all know r* wants 0 texture clipping in their perfect game.

 

Passengers should hang out of the window like you did in gta4 or in some of the f*cking game art.

 

 

They should make it so we can fire rifles and rpgs, that would be dope, I agree with you

 

 

 

 

 

 

Remember the Prologue cutscene where Trevor uses a Carbine against the cops?

[Jayfab]

 

They should make it so we can fire rifles and rpgs, that would be dope, I agree with you

 

 

You can! Buy a Moonbeam.

 

(And enjoy discovering many new details in you favorite virtual world since this thing is not the fastest.)

Edited August 7, 2017 by Jayfab

[Nyamber]

I feel like this car describes GTA Online perfectly.

 

[tommyguns]

 

Ouya master race.

 

Beat that.

 

iPod Shuffle master race.

Pfffft - Zen player, better sound quality than iPods, better screen, expandable memory, dont need crappy iTunes, and weighs in at the same price as a shuffle...which doesn't even have a screen!!!

[Xiled]

 

 

It's flipping stupid we still can't use anything but smgs and pistol in a car, in rl they use what ever they want.

 

I want to use my compact rifle, sweeper shotgun, sawed-off shotgun, double berraled shotgun, mp 5, smg mk 2.

 

Would not be op, since you know the game is unbalanced anyway...

A passenger in the car with you should be able to use most weapons instead of being limited to pistols and smg.

"Long weapons" would probably clip though the dash or windows. And we all know r* wants 0 texture clipping in their perfect game.

 

Passengers should hang out of the window like you did in gta4 or in some of the f*cking game art.

 

Passengers can hang out of the window and shoot in san andreas and gta iv. It feels like they didn't let you lean out of cars to shoot in gta v due to first person. Think about it when your in a car in third or first person you don't even point the weapons outside of the car you always shoot from inside it. Even though first person for cars feels tacked on and poorly done. Lets see the steering wheels cover up the dashboard and you can't clearly see the gauges. Some cars your knees are inside of the steering wheel. None of the mirrors actually reflect anything. When you look back in some vehicles you go into third person. automatically. Some vehicles can't go into first person in the water like the aqua blazer and the technical aqua. They even removed the pure black window tint from next gen when oldgen still has it. Probably more I missed.

[Sky_Light12]

time out.....ON A f*ckING PRIVATE SESSION

 

how hard the server just to find an invite only session for me ?

[Gridl0k]

Getting a bit bored of entitled toddlers whinging when they start Headhunter or Torched and I step up as the opposition, eg this 3-man outfit;

 

 

It's the f*cking game, retards. Go whinge at all the c*nts who want to blow up the trailer in Haulage or Vehicle Cargo.

[Mister_Incredible92]

Why? just....why?? why would you do this to a Kuruma? This...poor kuruma? In this color? No..just..no

[NightShark]

Why? just....why?? why would you do this to a Kuruma? This...poor kuruma? In this color? No..just..no

Looks like someone vomitted all over it

Edited August 7, 2017 by NightShark

[Gridl0k]

That's only like a 6/10 on the Kuruma Nauseous Scale, tbh.

[whywontyoulisten]

Why? just....why?? why would you do this to a Kuruma? This...poor kuruma? In this color? No..just..no

Reminds me of all the custom RGB garages I saw during the gctf glitches...

[pie4july]

So how come the cargobob CAN pickup a tank, but when I try to pick up my half track or insurgent pickup custom, it's too heavy to lift more than a couple of feet off the ground?!

[autofanatic]

Why? just....why?? why would you do this to a Kuruma? This...poor kuruma? In this color? No..just..no

Rare car?

[Fennimoe]

 

Why? just....why?? why would you do this to a Kuruma? This...poor kuruma? In this color? No..just..no

Looks like someone vomitted all over itWhat the hell do you gotta eat to get your vomit to be that color!? Glow stick innards!?

 

Edit: Here is what mine looked like during my PS3 trolling days... Ugly as sin, but GOD DAMN BRIGHT (mine is all matte black now)

 

Edited August 7, 2017 by Fennimoe

[Irish45455]

Join a session with a friend who is messing around with her friend and it's mostly low levels, with a few hundreds sprinkled in. It's about ten people in all, and there's two CEO organizations. So I become a CEO and get my APC just to cruise around and rampage against cops with and within a minute of leaving my garage and people seeing the APC on the map, people vote to kick me. Then I get a message from the lowest level, a rank 18: "You need to leave. We don't like your kind." Uh, 'kay? I mind my own business, just screwing with my friend and her friend and I get another message: "Dude, f*cking leave! We don't want you here!" and three of the low levels start chasing me and I just keep dropping proximity mines and my friend keeps blowing them up with the APC cannon. They never really get the point that they're outmanned and outgunned and we go all around the map on the highway doing this for a good half an hour and the whole time these low levels are screaming on mic because they keep getting killed. I keep driving, they close behind, I drop a proximity mine, ka boom, then what could only be described as a pterodactyl shriek and it keeps happening. Get a message from one of the idiots, "Stop killing us! We're trying to get you to leave!" Why, tho? I come into the session, mind my own business, and you try to kick me just because I'm rank 502 and have an APC? You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you? Finally after getting bored with their shenanigans I just go in my bunker and they swarm it, trying to get in. I can hear them on mic, saying sh*t like "He's blocked us out! He must have a force field or something!" Wow. Just wow.

[whywontyoulisten]

So how come the cargobob CAN pickup a tank, but when I try to pick up my half track or insurgent pickup custom, it's too heavy to lift more than a couple of feet off the ground?!

Because the tank is made of paper.

[NightShark]

Join a session with a friend who is messing around with her friend and it's mostly low levels, with a few hundreds sprinkled in. It's about ten people in all, and there's two CEO organizations. So I become a CEO and get my APC just to cruise around and rampage against cops with and within a minute of leaving my garage and people seeing the APC on the map, people vote to kick me. Then I get a message from the lowest level, a rank 18: "You need to leave. We don't like your kind." Uh, 'kay? I mind my own business, just screwing with my friend and her friend and I get another message: "Dude, f*cking leave! We don't want you here!" and three of the low levels start chasing me and I just keep dropping proximity mines and my friend keeps blowing them up with the APC cannon. They never really get the point that they're outmanned and outgunned and we go all around the map on the highway doing this for a good half an hour and the whole time these low levels are screaming on mic because they keep getting killed. I keep driving, they close behind, I drop a proximity mine, ka boom, then what could only be described as a pterodactyl shriek and it keeps happening. Get a message from one of the idiots, "Stop killing us! We're trying to get you to leave!" Why, tho? I come into the session, mind my own business, and you try to kick me just because I'm rank 502 and have an APC? You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you? Finally after getting bored with their shenanigans I just go in my bunker and they swarm it, trying to get in. I can hear them on mic, saying sh*t like "He's blocked us out! He must have a force field or something!" Wow. Just wow.

Are you sure that was their rank and not their IQ?

[Bandersnatch]

Unnecessary removed

Edited August 7, 2017 by Remapped

[Fugitive69]

Join a session with a friend who is messing around with her friend and it's mostly low levels, with a few hundreds sprinkled in. It's about ten people in all, and there's two CEO organizations. So I become a CEO and get my APC just to cruise around and rampage against cops with and within a minute of leaving my garage and people seeing the APC on the map, people vote to kick me. Then I get a message from the lowest level, a rank 18: "You need to leave. We don't like your kind." Uh, 'kay? I mind my own business, just screwing with my friend and her friend and I get another message: "Dude, f*cking leave! We don't want you here!" and three of the low levels start chasing me and I just keep dropping proximity mines and my friend keeps blowing them up with the APC cannon. They never really get the point that they're outmanned and outgunned and we go all around the map on the highway doing this for a good half an hour and the whole time these low levels are screaming on mic because they keep getting killed. I keep driving, they close behind, I drop a proximity mine, ka boom, then what could only be described as a pterodactyl shriek and it keeps happening. Get a message from one of the idiots, "Stop killing us! We're trying to get you to leave!" Why, tho? I come into the session, mind my own business, and you try to kick me just because I'm rank 502 and have an APC? You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you? Finally after getting bored with their shenanigans I just go in my bunker and they swarm it, trying to get in. I can hear them on mic, saying sh*t like "He's blocked us out! He must have a force field or something!" Wow. Just wow.

This somehow reminded me of hostile amish people.