The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[SAS_Intruder]

Just spent around 930k on Tug boat so I can role play some poor independent fisherman from Paletto, only to find out that boat doesn't come with any exterior lighting.

 

Why that huge light on top of the boat doesn't work, only Rockstar knows. My weekend is ruined.

[Mister_Incredible92]

Los Santos traffic system in a nutshell

I Hate when the traffic purposely rams into you when you're being chased in a sourced vehicle

[Pißwasser Time]

Not being able to respray a newly purchased Duke O' Death in a hot pink matte finish... is my gf's gripe at the moment... lol

 

Edited July 4, 2017 by Pißwasser Time

[DangerZ0neX]

Would you look at that, it's the average modern day tryhard.

 

 

Yes, he's wearing the paintball outfit from the Last Team Standing update and pointing his Assault Shotgun at me, even though I was just cruising in Passive Mode before he crashed next to me in a weak effort to attack me.

Edited July 3, 2017 by DangerZ0neX

[Happy Hunter]

Gunrunning update done and they have not fixed those dancing snipers yet....jeezes...add at least some f*cking muzzle sway when moving for crying out loud !

I think they could afford to add a whole load of more realistic elements to sniping, now that they've added explosive rounds.

 

Bullet drop, more sway if you're running around; being more accurate while still. Would make the explosive sniper fairer, and would (hopefully) end that dancing stuff. I much, much preferred the old sniping without all the wiggling.

[Scuba 21]

Would you look at that, it's the average modern day tryhard.

 

 

Yes, he's wearing the paintball outfit from the Last Team Standing update and pointing his Assaukt Shotgun at me, even though I was just cruising in Passive Mode before he crashed next to me in a weak effort to attack me.

Curious how long that staring contest went on for

[DangerZ0neX]

 

Would you look at that, it's the average modern day tryhard.

 

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Yes, he's wearing the paintball outfit from the Last Team Standing update and pointing his Assault Shotgun at me, even though I was just cruising in Passive Mode before he crashed next to me in a weak effort to attack me.

Curious how long that staring contest went on forOnce he landed and crashed, he didn't bother to get back on his bike, he just kept rolling and pointing his gun at me for nearly a straight minute.

 

Seriously, I was minding my own business and this f*ckface comes along to disturb me, and he's expecting me to attack him behind his back? Jeez.

[ntinoskonsta]

Sniper battles in 2017...

 

[Gleeman Vox]

AAHHAHAHHAHAHA SOMEONE BOOTED ME OFFLINE OVER A 7000$ BOUNTY, NOT EVEN MAD AAAAAAAAYYY LMAO

 

Edit: video

 

Less than 3 minutes after killing him, i'm offline

Edited July 3, 2017 by PSNGTAforumuser

[Picklez]

Sniper battles in 2017...

 

That's how sniping has been ever since first-person was added. lol

[Irish45455]

Doing Transporter when people I didn't even know had joined the session vote to kick me. Wonderful. Send both guys a message saying, "Really? Voting to kick me? I'm minding my own business." Also, they joined my session, which was empty. They don't reply, and just leave without a word. I think I'm in the clear so I finish Transporter and get kicked anyways. How? How does that make any shred of sense? They leave so I get kicked anyways? I've never had this happen before. Such bullsh*t. Just trying to make enough money for the next dripfeed car.

Edited July 3, 2017 by Irish45455

[ntinoskonsta]

Aquarius Yacht mod discount: 35%

Pisces Yacht mod discount: 25%

Orion Yacht mod discount: 30%

 

[russeler97]

Ffs!! Wft is this?

https://youtu.be/AUViHp-IHLM

[Cackling Jack]

Okay bit of a B&M/Heist failure here about myself.

 

On vans setup and this guy (me) decides to steal the van it always is just before lester gives the all clear. There he goes again. Jumps the gun. FML.

 

#rant over

[Sanches]

Ffs!! Wft is this?

https://youtu.be/AUViHp-IHLM

Sick driving skills.

[autofanatic]

Ffs!! Wft is this?

https://youtu.be/AUViHp-IHLM

NPC drivers sometimes are programmed to be drunk or drugs by rockstar?

[Nyamber]

I remembered why I hate stunt races.

 

 

[whywontyoulisten]

 

Dafuq is wrong with my hands today?

 

Hands.exe has stopped responding.

 

I like it when you cradle the gun with 5 fingers and no thumb.

 

[Classique]

Whoever set the score for the gunrange challenge "Carbine Rifle" needs to be virtually shot in the face. Or even better yet, be forced to spend a entire day with my assistant..

 

20 points away are you f*cking kidding me?!?11

 

 

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

And I hate it everytime this shows up:

 

 

 

+0 RP

 

Classique

FAILED

Sports Classics

 

Like thanks, I already know I'm a faliure in real life, no need to point it out to me in-game too...

 

 

 

 

And those f*cking points... 2600-ish??!?

Edited July 3, 2017 by Classique

[Gridl0k]

Rockstar's GTAO philosophy in one screenshot.

 

Destroy some poor f*cker's GR shipment* because that's what the game says to do (I would rather steal them), get paid $2k, get charged $12k for his car, plus BS points. GG R*, GG.

 

 

*I don't usually but I wanted to see the payout.

** Oh and there's even the killfeed bug from 3 updates ago on screen too, the top permanent notification about stealing cargo, f*cking awesome work R*

Edited July 3, 2017 by Gridl0k

[Professional Amateur]

Rockstar's GTAO philosophy in one screenshot.

 

Destroy some poor f*cker's GR shipment* because that's what the game says to do, get paid $2k, get charged $12k for his car, plus BS points. GG R*, GG.

 

-snip-

 

*I don't usually but I wanted to see the payout.

I think the real B&M here is how someone managed to misspell the word fighter in their gamertag.

 

OT: I admit to accidentally blowing up a GR shipment by forgetting about those vehicular proximity mines I left on the GOH the hour before. I wish there was some kind of map marker for the person who placed the mines.

 

 

wtf is a figther

[Gridl0k]

Hahahaha I love typo GTs, especially as MS still charge to change them

 

I'm a lava not a figther

[Nyamber]

Killfeed bugs...

 

"You died"

 

"You collected vehicle cargo"

 

"You picked up the owners keys"

 

I know. I know R*. You can remove the notification that's been on my screen for the last 3 hours now.

[Gridl0k]

It's an I/E bug, I figured that much out, but yeah it's been in the game since I/E launched ffs.

[Mister_Incredible92]

Would you look at that, it's the average modern day tryhard.

 

 

Yes, he's wearing the paintball outfit from the Last Team Standing update and pointing his Assault Shotgun at me, even though I was just cruising in Passive Mode before he crashed next to me in a weak effort to attack me.

ahh yes the good ol' "if you see someone, SHOOT THEM!" mentality. That happens to me plenty of times while in passive. I see a group of k/d strokers in one area so i went to see what was going on. When i drove there, i see the CEO group all throwing bombs and kept shooting at me while i was in passive smh.

 

Are these tryhards really that desperate? What is really going through their minds when they see someone minding their own business, just strolling through freemode?

[Gridl0k]

Are these tryhards really that desperate? What is really going through their minds when they see someone minding their own business, just strolling through freemode?

 

I was attacked by one when doing Haulage, of course he tried to destroy the trailer because of his low IQ, so I killed him 3 times and he went passive. Sent me "its not COD".

[EkaSwede]

Would you look at that, it's the average modern day tryhard.

 

 

Yes, he's wearing the paintball outfit from the Last Team Standing update and pointing his Assault Shotgun at me, even though I was just cruising in Passive Mode before he crashed next to me in a weak effort to attack me.

I had one of these guys chase me all over the map despite me being in passive. He started sending messages such as "u cant hide" and "p***y". I suppose he must've gotten upset when I saw him coming for me in a jet and I went passive before his strafe that ended with him killing himself, but seriously, some people.

 

And when I decided to pull off a "ui ui ui" he started writing some trite racism in Swedish. I don't get why people must write in Swedish just because I have "Swede" in my name. Share with everyone what you have to say. I mean, most of you would look like question marks if I was dropping phrases like "HImmel och pannkaka", right?

[Gridl0k]

^ I'd love a pancake, thanks

[Fennimoe]

AAHHAHAHHAHAHA SOMEONE BOOTED ME OFFLINE OVER A 7000$ BOUNTY, NOT EVEN MAD AAAAAAAAYYY LMAO

 

Edit: video

Less than 3 minutes after killing him, i'm offline

Hey man, I'm pretty sure that's not legal to do things like that.

 

Contact Sony (CALL THEM), and tell them you have video proof, exposing his screen name and everything.

 

I can almost guarantee that the guy will be in a bit of hot water over that.

[Gridl0k]

Grenade launcher into the hatch tho

 

I take it he was able to boot because he was host and R* run a sh*tty P2P setup? Or was he using a booter site?

 

I'm in Finland for the purposes of GTAO

Edited July 3, 2017 by Gridl0k