The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Goingcrowd9]

Hit a player with my sniper... again...

Only half health lost...

He hits me once...

WASTED

WTF ?

[Arrows to Athens]

Hit a player with my sniper... again...

Only half health lost...

He hits me once...

WASTED

WTF ?

It's always been like this. Players' health in this game is inconsistent. And don't get me started on the rendering. Those times when you can't see the player, but they can see you. f*ck that sh*t.

Edited June 29, 2017 by Arrows to Athens

[Black-Dragon96]

Well just 25 minutes ago i came across the reason why i support kicking griefers and trolls and kicking players to keep a lobby clean.

A guy named something like "sentimental" came into the session and started sh*t with one of us. Well we all rushed over to our buddy to help him. Well turns out that sentimental guy either had ver sh*tty interned, used some kind of lagg tool or had a script running, because he was unkillable. I shot this f*cker in the head 6 times in a row, he fell down every time but poped right back up a second later. He killed people left amd right within seconds and everyone he killed spawned back in a 50 meter range around him.

Whole crew moved sessions and i tryed to distract him so my buddys could get out.

Well i followed my crew a few seconds later and as soon as I spawn in the session i see that this sentimental guy is also there.

How is that possible?

How could he follow me?

How could he leave the old seesion later than I did and be in the new session before me if joining took me less then 8 seconds?

[Arrows to Athens]

Well just 25 minutes ago i came across the reason why i support kicking griefers and trolls and kicking players to keep a lobby clean.

A guy named something like "sentimental" came into the session and started sh*t with one of us. Well we all rushed over to our buddy to help him. Well turns out that sentimental guy either had ver sh*tty interned, used some kind of lagg tool or had a script running, because he was unkillable. I shot this f*cker in the head 6 times in a row, he fell down every time but poped right back up a second later. He killed people left amd right within seconds and everyone he killed spawned back in a 50 meter range around him.

Whole crew moved sessions and i tryed to distract him so my buddys could get out.

Well i followed my crew a few seconds later and as soon as I spawn in the session i see that this sentimental guy is also there.

How is that possible?

How could he follow me?

How could he leave the old seesion later than I did and be in the new session before me if joining took me less then 8 seconds?

Yep, definitely a lag switch of some sort. They're becoming more and more common now for some reason, even on consoles. Do you have a video, by any chance?

 

I have something similar, except this guy was able to teleport:

 

 

Edited June 29, 2017 by Arrows to Athens

[Florpus]

The cops during vehicle cargo missions seem much more aggressive than usual.

Edited June 29, 2017 by Starkoji

[Black-Dragon96]

 

Well just 25 minutes ago i came across the reason why i support kicking griefers and trolls and kicking players to keep a lobby clean.

A guy named something like "sentimental" came into the session and started sh*t with one of us. Well we all rushed over to our buddy to help him. Well turns out that sentimental guy either had ver sh*tty interned, used some kind of lagg tool or had a script running, because he was unkillable. I shot this f*cker in the head 6 times in a row, he fell down every time but poped right back up a second later. He killed people left amd right within seconds and everyone he killed spawned back in a 50 meter range around him.

Whole crew moved sessions and i tryed to distract him so my buddys could get out.

Well i followed my crew a few seconds later and as soon as I spawn in the session i see that this sentimental guy is also there.

How is that possible?

How could he follow me?

How could he leave the old seesion later than I did and be in the new session before me if joining took me less then 8 seconds?

Yep, definitely a lag switch of some sort. They're becoming more and more common now for some reason, even on consoles. Do you have a video, by any chance?

 

I have something similar, except this guy was able to teleport:

 

 

 

 

Yeah i know, they are quite common on PC. The thing is, how made he everyone spawn 50 meters around him and how could he follow us to a new session if noone had him in his friendslist and be in the new sessions faster than me? Edited June 29, 2017 by Black-Dragon96

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

Well just 25 minutes ago i came across the reason why i support kicking griefers and trolls and kicking players to keep a lobby clean.

A guy named something like "sentimental" came into the session and started sh*t with one of us. Well we all rushed over to our buddy to help him. Well turns out that sentimental guy either had ver sh*tty interned, used some kind of lagg tool or had a script running, because he was unkillable. I shot this f*cker in the head 6 times in a row, he fell down every time but poped right back up a second later. He killed people left amd right within seconds and everyone he killed spawned back in a 50 meter range around him.

Whole crew moved sessions and i tryed to distract him so my buddys could get out.

Well i followed my crew a few seconds later and as soon as I spawn in the session i see that this sentimental guy is also there.

How is that possible?

How could he follow me?

How could he leave the old seesion later than I did and be in the new session before me if joining took me less then 8 seconds?

Yep, definitely a lag switch of some sort. They're becoming more and more common now for some reason, even on consoles. Do you have a video, by any chance?

 

I have something similar, except this guy was able to teleport:

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah i know, they are quite common on PC. The thing is, how made he everyone spawn 50 meters around him and how could he follow us to a new session if noone had him in his friendslist and be in the new sessions faster than me?

 

Maybe a script? Not sure. People have all sorts of weird programs and methods. People have way too much time on their hands, for sure.

[Coleco]

Eddie, don't land on me pick me up with you magnet you f*cking idiot!

 

 

[Picklez]

I can just imagine what the discussion was like at Cockstar's offices to lead to the drownforce nerf.

 

"So players are complaining about how some cars have really bad downforce that we gave them on purpose."

 

"Should we increase the downforce stat on those cars to at least not be complete trash at cornering?"

 

"Nah let's just f*ck them all up even more hahaha."

 

"Great idea! Next time we do some cocaine, your line will be extra long."

 

Imagine all those people who bought shark cards to get the now useless RE-7B too.

[Florpus]

The AI of traffic during vehicle cargo and bunker missions... Words cannot describe.

Edited June 30, 2017 by Starkoji

[Fireboy769]

f*ck this game.

 

Why da f*ck are you using a Cargobob for that kind of mission? You couldn't just drive all the way there, climb on the ramp in the front, get in the car, and drive off into the sunset like a normal human being?

 

Oh yeah i forgot. It's Vinewood Hills. You're most likely gonna slam head-on into the hill when you activate the boost.

[Big Molio]

Well just 25 minutes ago i came across the reason why i support kicking griefers and trolls and kicking players to keep a lobby clean.

A guy named something like "sentimental" came into the session and started sh*t with one of us. Well we all rushed over to our buddy to help him. Well turns out that sentimental guy either had ver sh*tty interned, used some kind of lagg tool or had a script running, because he was unkillable. I shot this f*cker in the head 6 times in a row, he fell down every time but poped right back up a second later. He killed people left amd right within seconds and everyone he killed spawned back in a 50 meter range around him.

Whole crew moved sessions and i tryed to distract him so my buddys could get out.

Well i followed my crew a few seconds later and as soon as I spawn in the session i see that this sentimental guy is also there.

How is that possible?

How could he follow me?

How could he leave the old seesion later than I did and be in the new session before me if joining took me less then 8 seconds?

You sure you weren't just watching The Matrix?

[Non Funkable Token]

 

 

Well just 25 minutes ago i came across the reason why i support kicking griefers and trolls and kicking players to keep a lobby clean.

A guy named something like "sentimental" came into the session and started sh*t with one of us. Well we all rushed over to our buddy to help him. Well turns out that sentimental guy either had ver sh*tty interned, used some kind of lagg tool or had a script running, because he was unkillable. I shot this f*cker in the head 6 times in a row, he fell down every time but poped right back up a second later. He killed people left amd right within seconds and everyone he killed spawned back in a 50 meter range around him.

Whole crew moved sessions and i tryed to distract him so my buddys could get out.

Well i followed my crew a few seconds later and as soon as I spawn in the session i see that this sentimental guy is also there.

How is that possible?

How could he follow me?

How could he leave the old seesion later than I did and be in the new session before me if joining took me less then 8 seconds?

Yep, definitely a lag switch of some sort. They're becoming more and more common now for some reason, even on consoles. Do you have a video, by any chance?

 

I have something similar, except this guy was able to teleport:

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah i know, they are quite common on PC. The thing is, how made he everyone spawn 50 meters around him and how could he follow us to a new session if noone had him in his friendslist and be in the new sessions faster than me?

 

 

He is friend of one of your friends, maybe.

[Shadowfennekin]

Researching a f*cking skin should NOT take as long as researching a weapon or vehicle mod. It's just a f*cking paint job!

[Smokeshow]

So I got something to bitch about, although I'm not 100% certain this is Rockstar and not the Canadian dollar being sh*t.

Shark cards cost more now. Ranging from 2 dollars more for the cheapest, to 33.50 for the 100$ one, but they haven't seemed to increase how much cash you get out of buying them.

[Florpus]

I had just delivered all five of the products to Los Santos within the fifteen minute timespan with only four minutes left. Then I get a message that there is one final drop off which is three miles away, of course. So I begin rushing to get there, then this happens. Simply amazing.

 

 

Got stuck again trying to find a way back up to the street from the ridiculous drop locations.

Rockstar: 2, Starkoji: 0

 

 

[Irish45455]

They must have changed traffic again. Now everytime I source a car there's always NPCs who want to shoot at me on top of regular enemies. I shoot enemies, two or three NPCs want to stick their nose in my business and get shot too. And it's always redncks. Even when I'm in the city it's always rednecks. And they just pop up out of nowhere.

[Gleeman Vox]

Hit a player with my sniper... again...

Only half health lost...

He hits me once...

WASTED

WTF ?

Bullshark Testosterone

[Cackling Jack]

 

Hit a player with my sniper... again...

Only half health lost...

He hits me once...

WASTED

WTF ?

Bullshark Testosterone

 

 

And body armour!

[autofanatic]

 

I had just delivered all five of the products to Los Santos within the fifteen minute timespan with only four minutes left. Then I get a message that there is one final drop off which is three miles away, of course. So I begin rushing to get there, then this happens. Simply amazing.

 

 

Got stuck again trying to find a way back up to the street from the ridiculous drop locations.

Rockstar: 2, Starkoji: 0

 

 

lmao why the f*ck this stupid sh*t can happen. Its just a f*cking buggy but not a f*cking monster truck.

f*ck this game.

 

That's f*cking terrible

[ntinoskonsta]

Dear bunker lab rats, please stop pretending to research useful stuff while actually getting high as a kite or I'll tell the fatass who apparently lives in my MOC to blast you with the turret.

[Spectre "2K"]

Trying to shoot a sniper rifle on a yacht now is like trying to use the Anti-Materiel Rifle on New Vegas with a strength of 1.

[Happy Hunter]

Think I'm just getting sick of even thinking about this game and talking about it, let alone playing it.

 

But I don't have a whole lot going on outside of it, the rest of the gaming industry isn't really what it used to be when I was at my most interested in games, plus (believe it or not) I've grown to like some of the people here.

 

I guess ultimately it's the fact the game is old as f*ck now, but there's other things that don't help. Promoting the most toxic playstyles possible - playstyles much worse than even that of the now-old-fashioned monkey-masked trolls. All of it. Just, blurgh.

[Davey Boy]

So I glitch myself a solo public lobby, preparing for some moneymaking business. Minutes later, 2 randies join. One registers as a CEO and the other random joins him. 30 seconds later, I am kicked out of my own session by these two f*ckwits.

 

Glad the community hasn't changed one f*cking bit.

[SPECTER II]

 

Hit a player with my sniper... again...

Only half health lost...

He hits me once...

WASTED

WTF ?

It's always been like this. Players' health in this game is inconsistent. And don't get me started on the rendering. Those times when you can't see the player, but they can see you. f*ck that sh*t.Or perhaps the guy used BST. Freaking hate that thing, such a struggle to deal with and to spawn, especially when it spawns under the map

And I agree with your other post. I got some clips from last year.

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So why is it that some people are so determined to ruin other players' fun? I'm with my friends in Oppressors flying around and we decide to do a Hostile Takeover. So I have the package and we're flying around and this one guy in an Oppressor comes up to use and tries to kill us. Of course he fails, but he came back again in a jet after the package was delivered and he fails again. We do a resupply and he got to the bunker before we could (our route was headed towards Chumash so he knew where we would be going) and camps at the bunker entrance with his sniper rifle and BST. Really? Some people are just deranged.

Edited June 30, 2017 by SPECTER II

[CrysisAverted]

when pvp has got me down

I always find myself thinking back to this

[CrysisAverted]

online

choose michael to go to singleplayer

go to singleplayer as franklin

 

online

choose trev to go to singleplayer

go to singleplayer as michael

 

gg r

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

1 retarded ass sale on the worthless Liberator, 1 (out of the numerous amount in tunables that every crappy ass PC player/cheater is being able to play with) stupid new car and only bullsh*t bonuses on a new dumbass AM?

 

WTF R*? Happy f*cking 4th of July weekend to you too, you 3rd world loving, sh*t stains.

[ntinoskonsta]

thanks cop <3

 

[Prince_Polaris]

Guys, should I buy the liberator or is the Marshall I have good enough?