The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[autofanatic]

Behold the awesome destructive power of a small amount of soot on the bottom of your car! More damage than a head-on smash at 120mph!

 

 

No idea why that happened

 

More expensive to repiar that sh*t.

[Gridl0k]

More expensive to repiar that sh*t.

 

Yeah I didn't deliver that sh*t.

[datetenou]

 

 

Meh, how about go and f*ck yourself instead, Rockstar? Not buying any of them; save your breath and go away.

 

Haha, this week I've had a +75% offer, last week a +100% offer and two weeks ago a +50% offer.

 

Rockstar: i heard you guys need 10m plus to fast research everything so we give you guys 16m in total with shark card bonus

 

WOW nice bait rockstar really

[Gleeman Vox]

Go on security cameras to let stuff research over night.

Wake up this morning to "You have been kicked from the session by other players".

 

zero items researched

[Picklez]

I'm getting f*cking tired of being sent into first person whenever I aim my gun while inside a vehicle.I didn't even press the button to put myself in first person it just does it for me. Another annoying thing that will never get fixed ffs.

 

Same. Yet another glitch for the bottomless bucket of glitches in this game.

Edited June 28, 2017 by Picklez

[No Homing]

Holy crap I just met the biggest hypocriet ever

 

I sniped this guy at the observatory, I was standing on the hill north of it. He sent me a DM invite. Obviously I ignore it, it's free kills for other players nearby, nty sir.

He respawns, I hit him but he doesn't die and runs behind the Observatory. He runs around it for about 2 minutes, peeks out for half a second but hides back right away.

After those 2 minutes, he texts me: 'camper'.

 

WHAT?? Is this dude for real? Could he be more of a hypocriet?

[Arrows to Athens]

I'm just so sick and tired of waiting for them to put something in the game that I actually really want.

 

I guess I should just stop even thinking about the game, but then what else is there? Gaming as a whole isn't what it used to be - at least for my old favourite game series. Plus there's not a lot else going on for me right now in general, and I'm way too used to coming here and chatting with the people here.

 

Wouldn't hurt to just have one thing - a f*cking video game - actually not have any old BS and add something I want every now and then. Is once in over 2 years that much to ask?

Rockstar just doesn't care. The only reason why they carry on with their bullsh*t is because we carry on playing their game and buying their shark cards (there are people who still buy them).

[Nyamber]

Oh, of course... Every single one of these banners in the game prevent you from opening the extended map. Except this one, apparently.

 

If this one can do it, then why not all of them? Why do the rest of them close the map!?

 

[Florpus]

I had just delivered all five of the products to Los Santos within the fifteen minute timespan with only four minutes left. Then I get a message that there is one final drop off which is three miles away, of course. So I begin rushing to get there, then this happens. Simply amazing.

 

 

Edited June 28, 2017 by Starkoji

[Xiled]

I'm tired of having to turn my music off because of how annoying it is to have score music play every time I get in aircraft or get the cops. Let me have a slider to have that score bs turned off. I don't need annoying music in the background.

[ntinoskonsta]

- Oh let's just send that guy over to Fort Z to steal two tanks, I'm sure he'll manage it. He's level 251 after all...

- He's alone...

- I SAID HE'LL BE FINE.

 

Spoiler alert: I wasn't.

 

Edit: Reply #44444

Edited June 28, 2017 by ntinoskonsta

[Nerfgoth]

Go on security cameras to let stuff research over night.

Wake up this morning to "You have been kicked from the session by other players".

 

zero items researched

Just go to invite or friend lobby!!! No worries about being kicked! And yes you will still fill up the money and/or research bar!

[Lupo-Akane]

The MK II weapons are fugly, so much for deep customization.....sad when payday and fallout 4 can out do this

[Florpus]

 

Go on security cameras to let stuff research over night.

Wake up this morning to "You have been kicked from the session by other players".

 

zero items researched

Just go to invite or friend lobby!!! No worries about being kicked! And yes you will still fill up the money and/or research bar!

Being in a lobby by yourself for too long will likely give you the "Unable to connect to game services" message and therefore kick you from that session too.

[Nerfgoth]

 

 

Go on security cameras to let stuff research over night.

Wake up this morning to "You have been kicked from the session by other players".

 

zero items researched

Just go to invite or friend lobby!!! No worries about being kicked! And yes you will still fill up the money and/or research bar!

Being in a lobby by yourself for too long will likely give you the "Unable to connect to game services" message and therefore kick you from that session too.

Had a friend who did it and worked but I think my friend rubberbanded it...

[Shadowfennekin]

Oh of f*cking course, a jet FINALLY shows up when I'm doing Piracy Prevention..... aka when you can't aim the MK 2 Sniper properly at ALL!

[spincther]

Go on security cameras to let stuff research over night.

Wake up this morning to "You have been kicked from the session by other players".

 

zero items researched

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah so I want to unlock the tattoo you get for robbing Armored Trucks. Too bad they dont spawn in fr anymore

 

Edited June 28, 2017 by -RP-

[White Shark]

Fact that this topic has over 44,000 replies shows you that R* and T2 are seriously screwing things up.

[budcat]

Convince friend to play some GTAO with me.

 

Deliver $60k in guns, my earnings $60k, his earnings $7k.

 

Register as CEO, invite friend to be associate.

 

Do Hostile Takeover - Ft Zancudo, friend steals tank, gets out of fort, gets kicked from my organization. I finish mission alone, my earnings $16k, his earnings $0k.

 

Do Sightseeing. Friend hacks computer, gets booted out of the helicopter, respawns on the ground, gets kicked from my organization. I finish mission alone, my earnings $23k, his earnings $0k.

 

End of 1 hour, my earnings $99k, his earnings $7k. Go play Diablo III.

 

Edited June 28, 2017 by budcat

[Jammsbro]

All three of my MC business got hit by the cops in one session, despite all having full upgrades.

 

Was so annoyed at the game mechanics that I decided to shut all but coke down. Decided to sell counterfeit in county just to get rid of the two and a half bars of product.

 

It gave me three planes, 15 drops and they are almost as far apart as out of state. Took my about a minute and a hlaf less than out of state.

 

Whats the f*cking point of selling for a low price in state if it's not easier or faster? The f*cking selling missions in this game are MIND NUMBINGLY TEDIOUS AS f*ck.

[TheHolyNZF]

Glad to see I'm not the only one using the tank that way

 

B&M; If only there was some way of running an automated ban sweep that could pick up on hinky stats, eh?

 

Like... That Crew name alone should trigger a flag for R* to check it out. Apparently not, since they are banning innocent players instead.

[ash-274]

 

Glad to see I'm not the only one using the tank that way

 

B&M; If only there was some way of running an automated ban sweep that could pick up on hinky stats, eh?

 

Like... That Crew name alone should trigger a flag for R* to check it out. Apparently not, since they are banning innocent players instead.

 

"Clean Player"

[slowburn29]

I'm tired of having to turn my music off because of how annoying it is to have score music play every time I get in aircraft or get the cops. Let me have a slider to have that score bs turned off. I don't need annoying music in the background.

Trying to pretend your doing something epic with that music, but doesn't feel epic

[Lupo-Akane]

Cant use the desert scarfs with the biker jackets and biker cuts, also just one leather halter top and no female biker jeans that go over the boots like the guys.

[Handsome Jack]

Im still annoyed we didn't get a red beret. Can't even be part of the Ocelot unit God damn and its f*cking military too! Can't even wear red turtleneck or red long sleeve shirt with some blue overalls either nope only a t shirt. Lame.

[Blasterman4EVER]

I can't talk about what I want to talk about, even in this thread, because it is too offensive to the moderators and banned players. So, good for everyone that I've been muzzled. Sigh.

 

So.... I hate the police in this game. They're so annoying.

 

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Edited June 29, 2017 by Blasterman4EVER

[-KM-]

Oh, of course... Every single one of these banners in the game prevent you from opening the extended map. Except this one, apparently.

 

If this one can do it, then why not all of them? Why do the rest of them close the map!?

-snip-

 

OMFG This! The game is like "Hey, x is doing VIP work halfway across the map right now and you should totally kill them because we said so with this giant banner in bold text LOL" and I'm like, can I please just check the map so I can see how close the f*cker trying to kill me is

please?!

 

Also something related; you can't open the weapon wheel while the result screen for exporting a car is up. I delivered a car and as the cutscene ended a level 30 something pulled up to kill me, and the screen stays there for SO long and you CAN'T SKIP IT. And as the guy was low level it took him like a full 10 seconds to actually kill me because he sucked. SO infuriating, just helplessly waiting to inevitably be killed by a retard, ugh.

 

Finally, here, have this lovely clip of... whatever the f*ck happened. f*cking marvelous.

 

And FYI I was in a public 4 when that happened.

Edited June 29, 2017 by -KM-

[Lupo-Akane]

Oh, of course... Every single one of these banners in the game prevent you from opening the extended map. Except this one, apparently.

 

If this one can do it, then why not all of them? Why do the rest of them close the map!?

 

I don't need you to tell me I'm playing headhunter, I picked the flipping mission.......

I don't understand why we need them.

[autofanatic]

 

Oh, of course... Every single one of these banners in the game prevent you from opening the extended map. Except this one, apparently.

 

If this one can do it, then why not all of them? Why do the rest of them close the map!?

-snip-

 

OMFG This! The game is like "Hey, x is doing VIP work halfway across the map right now and you should totally kill them because we said so with this giant banner in bold text LOL" and I'm like, can I please just check the map so I can see how close the f*cker trying to kill me is

please?!

 

Also something related; you can't open the weapon wheel while the result screen for exporting a car is up. I delivered a car and as the cutscene ended a level 30 something pulled up to kill me, and the screen stays there for SO long and you CAN'T SKIP IT. And as the guy was low level it took him like a full 10 seconds to actually kill me because he sucked. SO infuriating, just helplessly waiting to inevitably be killed by a retard, ugh.

 

Finally, here, have this lovely clip of... whatever the f*ck happened. f*cking marvelous.

And FYI I was in a public 4 when that happened.

Good to see you jumping out of that f*cking car. You made a good choice. Bravo. That sh*t was burning. Unfortunately you were terminated immediately by a f*cking NPC car.

[Kyoto]

The other day I was doing a supply run for my bunker. Expanded the map and noticed another CEO land their Buzzard nearby just as I delivered the stuff. When I leave the bunker, the first thing I do is rush toward a nearby farmhouse 'cause the troll starts throwing grenades (unsuccessfully) and later drives off. Okay...

 

I do another resupply later and notice the same guy doing a "sell cargo" mission with the Cuban 800. When I see he's being followed by a NPC Buzzard, I hop in mine and take it out for him, messaging "you're welcome" afterward. Then I proceed to carry on my resupply mission (the one with a tank in El Burro Heights).

 

I get to the freeway and notice that said player has gone off the radar. Not too long later I see a black Volatus flying far too close for comfort, and before I could do anything- bam. "SuicidalHerpDerp bombed yo @$$ and yo supplies."

 

Started a 1v1 deathmatch only to discover I was facing my first tryhard (BP helmet, 1st person POV 24/7, BST nonstop, suiciding close to death or after he kills me). I won but I sure as hell wasn't finished.

 

So I called up my Insurgent and got a few kills off em'. A few minutes later I got my Hydra and you know the rest.

 

Did I mention this dude was cosplaying as an ISIS soldier?

 

Anyway, moral of the story: never try to make peace with a griefer/tryhard/troll.