The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[1GreyJedi]

Ffs, can Agent 14 stop calling me and sending me mails JUST FOR ONE SECOND???

Never thought it could get any worse than that goof Roman

[Gipsy DanGer]

 

 

Wow, wheres he going? Right up to my car so it can get damaged? Oh of course! how f*cking typical, still delivered it in perfect condition so f*ck you bitch.

 

I'm telling you -- this sh*t is scripted.

It IS scripted, the NPCs always goes for the car while shooting you if you go near it, even if you walk away from them they still go for the car. The idea is to indirectly get as many bullet holes as they can in the car and Jack up the repair bill to make your grinding less efficient.

 

At this rate, I'm really surprised that they bothered with fixing the Cargobob hook, but then again, they also introduced another bug that makes Pegasus vehicles blow up whenever you get inside a building or leave them unattended for long.

 

 

really they put that stupid crap back in the game?

[Happy Hunter]

I'm just so sick and tired of waiting for them to put something in the game that I actually really want.

 

I guess I should just stop even thinking about the game, but then what else is there? Gaming as a whole isn't what it used to be - at least for my old favourite game series. Plus there's not a lot else going on for me right now in general, and I'm way too used to coming here and chatting with the people here.

 

Wouldn't hurt to just have one thing - a f*cking video game - actually not have any old BS and add something I want every now and then. Is once in over 2 years that much to ask?

[Florpus]

The amount of players that would return if they implemented ideas people suggested here would be astounding, since they are things many people want. Not like that would ever happen.

Edited June 28, 2017 by Starkoji

[Silencer555]

Why can you still mugged in the most ridiculous ways?

[1GreyJedi]

Wow, first time not one of my friends are online. I think I'll shoot the sh*t with some randoms

 

*switches voice chat from friends + crew to everyone*

 

 

https://youtu.be/k0hCB8g7GzM

 

[Picklez]

What is the f*cking holdup on those dripfeed cars? Now we have to wait yet another week thanks to Cockstar's Tuesday autism. They should release the Vagner and whatever 2 cars were next in line next Tuesday to catch up with what all we should have had by now, even though I know they won't.

Edited June 28, 2017 by Picklez

[Irish45455]

Minding my own business in an empty session, sourcing cars so I can sell only top tier cars and two guys join. They become a CEO thing and as I'm bringing an 811 to my warehouse i get a warning saying players are voting to kick me. Really? I didn't do anything threatening at all, just back to back car sourcing. Get the car to my warehouse and get kicked from the session. Whatever. Attempt to join a new session and end up in the clouds. Check Twitter and five minutes go by, and I'm still cloud surfing. Suspend the app then come back and again, it takes forever to load back into a session. I give up.

Edited June 28, 2017 by Irish45455

[autofanatic]

Why can you still mugged in the most ridiculous ways?

 

This mugger sh*t is realy crazy.

[Handsome Jack]

What is the f*cking holdup on those dripfeed cars? Now we have to wait yet another week thanks to Cockstar's Tuesday autism. They should release the Vagner and whatever 2 cars were next in line next Tuesday to catch up with what all we should have had by now, even though I know they won't.

Honestly, whoever thought holding back a tiny bit of content would be a great idea should be pushed down the stairs.

[Picklez]

Minding my own business in an empty session, sourcing cars so I can sell only top tier cars and two guys join. They become a CEO thing and as I'm bringing an 811 to my warehouse i get a warning saying players are voting to kick me. Really? I didn't do anything threatening at all, just back to back car sourcing. Get the car to my warehouse and get kicked from the session. Whatever. Attempt to join a new session and end up in the clouds. Check Twitter and five minutes go by, and I'm still cloud surfing. Suspend the app then come back and again, it takes forever to load back into a session. I give up.

It's amazing how often players can get infinitely stuck in the clouds (the game has basically crashed at this point) and C* has never fixed it.

 

GTA Online is pretty much an in-progress beta disguised as a AAA game.

[autofanatic]

 

What is the f*cking holdup on those dripfeed cars? Now we have to wait yet another week thanks to Cockstar's Tuesday autism. They should release the Vagner and whatever 2 cars were next in line next Tuesday to catch up with what all we should have had by now, even though I know they won't.

Honestly, whoever thought holding back a tiny bit of content would be a great idea should be pushed down the stairs.

You know what? Rockstar can not let us get all content ONE f*cking single update. Not a f*cking chance.

[Picklez]

Wow, first time not one of my friends are online. I think I'll shoot the sh*t with some randoms

 

*switches voice chat from friends + crew to everyone*

 

 

https://youtu.be/k0hCB8g7GzM

 

One time I was in a lobby and somebody was wanting to start sh*t over the mic because some other guy coughed.

 

A f*cking cough set someone off in this game.

Edited June 28, 2017 by Picklez

[ntinoskonsta]

 

Meh, how about go and f*ck yourself instead, Rockstar? Not buying any of them; save your breath and go away.

Haha, this week I've had a +75% offer, last week a +100% offer and two weeks ago a +50% offer.

 

Edited June 28, 2017 by ntinoskonsta

[1GreyJedi]

 

Wow, first time not one of my friends are online. I think I'll shoot the sh*t with some randoms

 

*switches voice chat from friends + crew to everyone*

 

 

https://youtu.be/k0hCB8g7GzM

 

One time I was in a lobby and somebody was wanting to start sh*t over the mic because some other guy coughed.

 

A f*cking cough set someone off in this game.

Lmao. I barely ever mic up and I always have chat on friends and crew. Between the man children, psychotic summer vacation kids and dumbasses blasting garbage new school rap, open mic is a serious turn off. I wonder what a psychologist would think just listening to all the bullsh*t spewed on open chat

[Wtfdontlickme]

Martin... please man... stop giving me alerts for adversary modes. Also, why does nice personstar keep telling me to destroy supplies. I don't want too.. let me mute these asset or something.

Edited June 28, 2017 by JohnnyXThunders

[Happy Hunter]

The Cargobob in that resupply mission is so strong. Why can't helicopters be more like that in general? They obviously know they're too vulnerable to be used for much, or they wouldn't be buffing them whenever they're featured in a job.

 

Why not just go the whole hog and actually buff them permanently?

 

In that mission it's strong enough that you can just goof around to your heart's content.

 

 

Actually takes a nice amount of bullets too, which is a first for any helicopter in the game.

[Mrnrfan182]

Here's my bitch and moan:

 

Came home from work with the intention of playing, start thinking about what that involves, decided to skip yet another day of GTA and now I'm aimlessly reading random sh*t online. I quite literally chose to do nothing over playing a video game. This is where Gunrunning has left me. I don't want to pay millions to fast track sh*t I don't want and I don't want to spend hours grinding the same sh*tty fetch quests. I'd partake in some free mode chaos but any chance of finding a non-explosive carrying twat who wants to simply trade kills with strategy is impossible. Nope, I'm not going to play tonight, I'm going to somehow end up reading about how EMINEM is currently rocking his natural hair color and a beard. That's a real thing...I did that...I read that article instead of playing GTA...think about that for a moment.

[Black-Dragon96]

 

Meh, how about go and f*ck yourself instead, Rockstar? Not buying any of them; save your breath and go away.

I seems that you get those offers more often, if you have never bought a sharkcard.

 

Also my own b&m:

 

Resupplying my bunker, get the apc convoy mission. While Im driving back to my bunker, two npc contender give chase, i switch seats and shoot them to pieces. All of the sudden my apc catches fire.

The f*ck rockstar? Even if I would have hit my own car (wich i have not) it should have keept on rocking like nothing happened.

[Gipsy DanGer]

 

Minding my own business in an empty session, sourcing cars so I can sell only top tier cars and two guys join. They become a CEO thing and as I'm bringing an 811 to my warehouse i get a warning saying players are voting to kick me. Really? I didn't do anything threatening at all, just back to back car sourcing. Get the car to my warehouse and get kicked from the session. Whatever. Attempt to join a new session and end up in the clouds. Check Twitter and five minutes go by, and I'm still cloud surfing. Suspend the app then come back and again, it takes forever to load back into a session. I give up.

It's amazing how often players can get infinitely stuck in the clouds (the game has basically crashed at this point) and C* has never fixed it.

 

GTA Online is pretty much an in-progress beta disguised as a AAA game.

 

same thing happen to me, but i join a job bye mistake and they kicked me and got stuck in the clouds,

[Florpus]

I seem to be getting stuck in the clouds more frequently lately.

Edited June 28, 2017 by Starkoji

[TheFroggmann]

 

how come when you completely wreck people they think your hacking or glitching?

 

an hour ago, i was up in paleto bay, when a king of the hill popped up.

 

went to sit there,(nobody was around) kept checking and seen 2 red blips coming to me.so got ready, they showed up and i killed them about 16 times to there 1 to me, and every time i killed them and i could hear,(omg this dude is hacking),killed his buddy.(no dude he has to be glitching)

 

like how the hell would i glitch or hack the game?

Most preteens seem to automatically assume anyone is cheating just because they suck. Typical response.

 

Wow, wheres he going? Right up to my car so it can get damaged? Oh of course! how f*cking typical, still delivered it in perfect condition so f*ck you bitch.

 

 

The Import/Export NPCs are absolutely ridiculous. Not only are they extremely aggressive, their cars seem to have light speed that can keep up with any vehicle in the game, and they also have mind boggling accuracy with their bullets.

 

 

In my experience tonight they still have stunning accuracy even while being run over by a freaking train. They got about 20 hits into my CargoBob while upside down and possibly on fire.

[Handsome Jack]

I'm getting f*cking tired of being sent into first person whenever I aim my gun while inside a vehicle.I didn't even press the button to put myself in first person it just does it for me. Another annoying thing that will never get fixed ffs.

 

[gizmonomono]

Beeing kicked out of sessions, not being able to choose my research projects, paying insurance for weaponised vehicles, the fact that you can loose all your profit on delivery/sale missions, that cargobob mission when sourcing cars, low range cars themselves, the absence of no radar lobbies...

All things that can easily be fixed.

I'm getting f*cking tired of being sent into first person whenever I aim my gun while inside a vehicle.I didn't even press the button to put myself in first person it just does it for me. Another annoying thing that will never get fixed ffs.

 

Can't you change that in the setings? There are so many settings for camera in the game now.

[Handsome Jack]

Beeing kicked out of sessions, not being able to choose my research projects, paying insurance for weaponised vehicles, the fact that you can loose all your profit on delivery/sale missions, that cargobob mission when sourcing cars, low range cars themselves, the absence of no radar lobbies...

All things that can easily be fixed.

I'm getting f*cking tired of being sent into first person whenever I aim my gun while inside a vehicle.I didn't even press the button to put myself in first person it just does it for me. Another annoying thing that will never get fixed ffs.

 

Can't you change that in the setings? There are so many settings for camera in the game now.

I always have it on third person so idk why it keeps putting me in first person when I decide to aim but i'll check my settings anyways

[Prince_Polaris]

The Cargobob in that resupply mission is so strong. Why can't helicopters be more like that in general? They obviously know they're too vulnerable to be used for much, or they wouldn't be buffing them whenever they're featured in a job.

 

Why not just go the whole hog and actually buff them permanently?

 

In that mission it's strong enough that you can just goof around to your heart's content.

 

 

Actually takes a nice amount of bullets too, which is a first for any helicopter in the game.

 

We need to make our own version of FiveM, where all of the helicopters are armored and the cargobob hook is actually long enough to see, so we can actually have fun in them! Heh, and the tank makes a great battering ram!

[Gridl0k]

Glad to see I'm not the only one using the tank that way

 

B&M; If only there was some way of running an automated ban sweep that could pick up on hinky stats, eh?

 

Edited June 28, 2017 by Gridl0k

[autofanatic]

I'm getting f*cking tired of being sent into first person whenever I aim my gun while inside a vehicle.I didn't even press the button to put myself in first person it just does it for me. Another annoying thing that will never get fixed ffs.

 

lol, pal. first person is a f*cking unique & exclusive feature for current gen.

one more important thing, it is f*cking free. No mattar this is a f*cking bug/glitch or not, rockstar won't give a f*ck. rockstar logic

[Gridl0k]

Behold the awesome destructive power of a small amount of soot on the bottom of your car! More damage than a head-on smash at 120mph!

 

 

No idea why that happened

 

Edited June 28, 2017 by Gridl0k

[Quinn_flower]

No fuk up * I don't want to buy a cash card.

 

Leave me alone.

Edited June 28, 2017 by Quinn_flower