The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Prince_Polaris]

 

Thanks for bringing me my car mechanic

 

 

Mechanic is still salty from all the butt-whoopings he took before.

 

But I never got to give him one

[Nyamber]

I just found out there is a glitch to store police vehicles right now, and it made me angry because I know it's gonna be patched and they will continue REFUSING to just let us store them...

 

WHY!? Why are these vehicles so "dangerous" to R*? What do they have against them?

[Xx F2J xX]

SICK AND TIRED OF PLAYING WITH SCRUBS IN GTA!!! The game has been out for 2 years and Im still finding myself in lobbies with f*cking noobs that dont know how to run heists... PEOPLE YOU SHOULDN'T BE STILL DYING IN PRISON BREAK!!!! Get f*cking real! I need soldiers that know what they're doing so please add me so we can GRIND for CASH!!!

 

Xbox 1 USER!

 

Xx F2J xX

 

I play all the time!

[Handsome Jack]

I just found out there is a glitch to store police vehicles right now, and it made me angry because I know it's gonna be patched and they will continue REFUSING to just let us store them...

 

WHY!? Why are these vehicles so "dangerous" to R*? What do they have against them?

Hurr durr we aren't supposed to be cops even though criminals can pretend to be them. And in older GTAs you could store police vehicles you stole. Only answer is that R* is retarded.

[Florpus]

Not really complaining per say, just that I wish cars like the Declasse Vigero, Karin Rebel, Obey Tailgater, and others weren't for sale but rather only rare cars that were to be found driving around.

[gtafan26]

SICK AND TIRED OF PLAYING WITH SCRUBS IN GTA!!! The game has been out for 2 years and Im still finding myself in lobbies with f*cking noobs that dont know how to run heists... PEOPLE YOU SHOULDN'T BE STILL DYING IN PRISON BREAK!!!! Get f*cking real! I need soldiers that know what they're doing so please add me so we can GRIND for CASH!!!

 

Xbox 1 USER!

 

Xx F2J xX

 

I play all the time!

lol its been out closer to 4 years now .

[Irish45455]

Can't even play the game. Why?

 

*loads game*

Recalibration screen.

*closes app, starts app again*

Recalibration screen.

 

Rinse and repeat for the past ten minutes. Up to twelve recalibration screen so far. Can we go for thirteen? Of course we can! Seriously, it's not f*cking funny anymore. How the hell do I stop this sh*t? Is this Groundhog Day? Am I just stuck in a loop of recalibration screens? This sh*t has been happening damn near every day for the past month or so. I just wanted to sell some cars. Jesus H. Goddamn Motherf*cking Son of a B*tching Christ... Will Irish ever get to play GTA tonight? Stay tuned for tomorrow's episode of "Why Won't This Sh*t Work!".

 

Edit: After fifteen tries, no recalibration screen! Hallelujah, sweet baybah Jesus, mah prayers have been answered!

Edited June 26, 2017 by Irish45455

[nm69]

I just found out there is a glitch to store police vehicles right now, and it made me angry because I know it's gonna be patched and they will continue REFUSING to just let us store them...

 

WHY!? Why are these vehicles so "dangerous" to R*? What do they have against them?

maybe there will be a cops and robbers dlc afterall.

[soapie]

Ok, why the flying f*ck is there a flying bike WITH F*CKING ROCKETS THAT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO F*CKING HIT! WHY!?

Edited June 27, 2017 by Cereal985

[datetenou]

1. Barge: If on the west coast, take the car and leave near the runway at Zancudo. Take your CB to the Lazer hanger and either snipe the buzzards or let the Zancudo guys bring them down. As for the reason to leave the car ont he runway, sometimes the buzzards just auger in once they reach Zancudo airspace.

 

2, 3. I believe you are talking about the police chase scenarios. Sometimes you can snipe the driver from a distance before it activates. Otherwise, nuke from orbit and go get another one.

 

 

And no, you're not alone. Typically this happens when the last player other than you leaves the lobby. It was supposed to be fixed, but we are talking aobut R* here.

 

Not the police chase the other type where the driver just run around

[Prince_Polaris]

What my GF sees:

 

What I see:



>:C


EDIT: Tried to join someone, game told me it was different targeting, I said no and now my camera is trapped inside of the bunker door... But I'm still on top of the ramp. GG.

Edited June 27, 2017 by Prince_Polaris

[1GreyJedi]

I never considered shark cards for a second so I never really sat and comprehended how criminal the prices are. $100 US dollars only gets you 8mil GTA$? This can be right. I was under the assumption the Megalodon Shark card would get you at least 50 million GTA$. If you wanted to buy the golden jet you'd have to buy a Mega card, then a Whale card because adding the White Shark card wouldn't be enough GTA$. So that's $150 US for an in game item that's more than twice the cost of the whole game. What a joke. Some sick f*cks over there at T2 and R*

 

When I first joined the forum ppl would roll thier eyes and dismiss the shark card conspirators, me included. As things have progressed and we see what the game and company has become I would like to apologize to those guys at this point. You were right all along!

[gtafan26]

I never considered shark cards for a second so I never really sat and comprehended how criminal the prices are. $100 US dollars only gets you 8mil GTA$? This can be right. I was under the assumption the Megalodon Shark card would get you at least 50 million GTA$. If you wanted to buy the golden jet you'd have to buy a Mega card, then a Whale card because adding the White Shark card wouldn't be enough GTA$. So that's $150 US for an in game item that's more than twice the cost of the whole game. What a joke. Some sick f*cks over there at T2 and R*

 

When I first joined the forum ppl would roll thier eyes and dismiss the shark card conspirators, me included. As things have progressed and we see what the game and company has become I would like to apologize to those guys at this point. You were right all along!

Welcome to our side, your welcome gift basket is on the way.

[Wtfdontlickme]

Rockstar to Pc Players.

>Hey let's take OpenIV away!

>*GTA V gets negative reviews.

>Okay here's your OpenIV

>HAHAHA SIKE GET BACK TO SINGLE PLAYER AND GET BANNED FOOL.

[budcat]

I never considered shark cards for a second so I never really sat and comprehended how criminal the prices are. $100 US dollars only gets you 8mil GTA$?

I've earned just under $240million, which means R* values my character at $3000. What a joke.

[Fennimoe]

My God. I am getting my ass handed to me tonight. Lmao

 

I've died twice

Edited June 27, 2017 by Fennimoe

[1GreyJedi]

 

I never considered shark cards for a second so I never really sat and comprehended how criminal the prices are. $100 US dollars only gets you 8mil GTA$? This can be right. I was under the assumption the Megalodon Shark card would get you at least 50 million GTA$. If you wanted to buy the golden jet you'd have to buy a Mega card, then a Whale card because adding the White Shark card wouldn't be enough GTA$. So that's $150 US for an in game item that's more than twice the cost of the whole game. What a joke. Some sick f*cks over there at T2 and R*

 

When I first joined the forum ppl would roll thier eyes and dismiss the shark card conspirators, me included. As things have progressed and we see what the game and company has become I would like to apologize to those guys at this point. You were right all along!

Welcome to our side, your welcome gift basket is on the way.

Everything looks good. The tinfoil hat didn't fit at first but luckily it was adjustable

[Pedinhuh]

My God. I am getting my ass handed to me tonight. Lmao

 

I've died twice

Just turned off my PS4 due to an annoying headache that has been pestering me since yesterday but I saw that you were in my session, who is ass kicking you? Edited June 27, 2017 by Pedinhuh

[Fennimoe]

 

My God. I am getting my ass handed to me tonight. Lmao

 

I've died twice

Just turned off my PS4 due to an annoying headache that has been pestering me since yesterday but I saw that you were in my session, who is ass kicking you?Well, I joined a session with Coninefan in it. He was part of a MC with like 6 players. His MC started voting to kick me before I even got out of my bunker, so I called them out. All I wanted to do was run some Executive Search missions. Anyway, a couple of the MC members were Gun Running and passed my Executive Search, so I shot at them (only out of spite because they were voting to kick me). Those guys got away, fast as sh*t.

 

So, a couple minutes later, one of the MC's guys comes at me in a jet, so I killed him immediately. I was just very surprised at the votes to kick, because Coninefan is/was a friend of mine (he defriended me just now, not sure why, but whatever). Well, since I killed one of them while they were in a jet, all of them came at me. I just kept bouncing around the map, running missions, and leaving to reset my timer.

 

When all of a sudden, some random dude of theirs starts using the Explosive Sniper glitch to kill me in my Executive Searches. It sucked because there is no defending against that. So, that's what I mean by I was getting my ass handed to me. By an exploit. Whatever. I'm over it. 2 deaths almost sent me over the edge. Almost.

 

Edit: And, I am not upset with Coninefan or even anyone on his team. I totally get it. I am just confused by the defriending. It's no worries, maybe I was being weird or something? Lol! That's probably it. I get a little intense sometimes. Sorry

Edited June 27, 2017 by Fennimoe

[Happy Hunter]

When all of a sudden, some random dude of theirs starts using the Explosive Sniper glitch to kill me in my Executive Searches. It sucked because there is no defending against that. So, that's what I mean by I was getting my ass handed to me. By an exploit. Whatever. I'm over it. 2 deaths almost sent me over the edge. Almost.

I got killed twice by some wall-breacher earlier - he had the nerve to b*tch at me for supposedly having a modded account too.

 

What's the sniper glitch?

 

My (minor) b*tch and moan:

 

 

Oh no of course I didn't know that. I thought that if I paid for the supplies I'd get a bigger profit than if I got them for free (!)

Edited June 27, 2017 by Happy Hunter

[gtafan26]

 

 

I never considered shark cards for a second so I never really sat and comprehended how criminal the prices are. $100 US dollars only gets you 8mil GTA$? This can be right. I was under the assumption the Megalodon Shark card would get you at least 50 million GTA$. If you wanted to buy the golden jet you'd have to buy a Mega card, then a Whale card because adding the White Shark card wouldn't be enough GTA$. So that's $150 US for an in game item that's more than twice the cost of the whole game. What a joke. Some sick f*cks over there at T2 and R*

 

When I first joined the forum ppl would roll thier eyes and dismiss the shark card conspirators, me included. As things have progressed and we see what the game and company has become I would like to apologize to those guys at this point. You were right all along!

Welcome to our side, your welcome gift basket is on the way.

Everything looks good. The tinfoil hat didn't fit at first but luckily it was adjustable

 

, glad it was adjustable, that is the new batch, the old ones were not .

[Fennimoe]

If it's allowed, I'll tell it. Mods can delete it if it's a problem post.

 

The sniper glitch is something of a problem. The Thermal scope allows you to see players in spots you wouldn't normally be able to see them. That's not the glitch, but what stems from that is asinine.

 

When you have the thermal scope, and look at a player from a good distance away, you may notice a box (yes, same box/square that the invisible torsos have floating around). If you shoot at said box, you may get a hit/kill. It all depends on placement of buildings/walls.

 

Yes. Your bullets can penetrate walls (because the glitch is a render issue). I have tried it myself, on a willing test subject, and was shocked by how many things that could be shot through using this glitch. Also, with Explosive Rounds, it's a one shot kill.

 

I think it is literally the "Tank Snipe" of 2017... But used as a griefers tool for anyone unlucky enough to be outside. Lol

[autofanatic]

 

When all of a sudden, some random dude of theirs starts using the Explosive Sniper glitch to kill me in my Executive Searches. It sucked because there is no defending against that. So, that's what I mean by I was getting my ass handed to me. By an exploit. Whatever. I'm over it. 2 deaths almost sent me over the edge. Almost.

I got killed twice by some wall-breacher earlier - he had the nerve to b*tch at me for supposedly having a modded account too.

 

What's the sniper glitch?

 

My (minor) b*tch and moan:

 

 

Oh no of course I didn't know that. I thought that if I paid for the supplies I'd get a bigger profit than if I got them for free (!)

Agent 14 is f*cking brilliant.

[CrysisAverted]

R* includes the ability for players to share money with each other
C* backpedals on this decision a few billion lightyears
C* allows player created jobs that spam "free" "$$$" "Money" "glitch"
R* disallows all kinds of words because they contain words that could be construed as bad
C* allows tits, cursing, torture and murder all in the same game

 

sometimes I like to think I would stay up at night thinking about the universe where C* never cracked down on money lobbys on last gen and everybody got to keep their billions.

[Gridl0k]

 

I just found out there is a glitch to store police vehicles right now, and it made me angry because I know it's gonna be patched and they will continue REFUSING to just let us store them...

 

WHY!? Why are these vehicles so "dangerous" to R*? What do they have against them?

Hurr durr we aren't supposed to be cops even though criminals can pretend to be them. And in older GTAs you could store police vehicles you stole. Only answer is that R* is retarded.

 

 

If you think about how they slowly but surely sealed all the fences and gates to the airfield, and stole all our cop outfits, you can see someone there is playing Homeland Security or some sh*t like that.

[Prince_Polaris]

 

 

I just found out there is a glitch to store police vehicles right now, and it made me angry because I know it's gonna be patched and they will continue REFUSING to just let us store them...

 

WHY!? Why are these vehicles so "dangerous" to R*? What do they have against them?

Hurr durr we aren't supposed to be cops even though criminals can pretend to be them. And in older GTAs you could store police vehicles you stole. Only answer is that R* is retarded.

If you think about how they slowly but surely sealed all the fences and gates to the airfield, and stole all our cop outfits, you can see someone there is playing Homeland Security or some sh*t like that.

 

To be quite honest, I think the reason we can't have police and emergency vehicles is because with the siren on, traffic will move out of your way. And no f*cking way will they let us have a car that keeps their glitchy f*cking mess of a traffic system away from us. Heaven forbid we get anywhere fast without slamming into 5 trillion NPCs who don't know how to drive.

[Handsome Jack]

Wow, wheres he going? Right up to my car so it can get damaged? Oh of course! how f*cking typical, still delivered it in perfect condition so f*ck you bitch.

 

[autofanatic]

Wow, wheres he going? Right up to my car so it can get damaged? Oh of course! how f*cking typical, still delivered it in perfect condition so f*ck you bitch.

 

love this strategy. f*cking perfect

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

 

Wow, wheres he going? Right up to my car so it can get damaged? Oh of course! how f*cking typical, still delivered it in perfect condition so f*ck you bitch.

 

 

Ugh, I get soo sick of those f*cktards driving right by me at 100 mph, even though they can pepper me with smg bullets with 100% accuracy , just to drive right up to where I've left the car (even if it's 2+ blocks away)...how the hell can they be focused both on the cars location AND me at the same time? It's literally the only situation in the game where the CPU has multi-tasking/targeting ability...

[ntinoskonsta]

Sweet, another chance to B&M about the Sultans.

• They can outrun an FMJ on the highway as if it were a Regina.
• They're better at PIT manoeuvres than the cops and the worst asshat in races combined.
• If they ram you and stop your car that's $10k gone in a heartbeat.
• Even with optimal driving on a delivery to the furthest possible point (8.31km from El Burro Heights) I still lose about $2.5k to them.

Edited June 27, 2017 by ntinoskonsta