The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Picklez]

I'm pretty sure whoever programmed the traffic for I/E sales has secured his spot in Hell.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

I'm pretty sure whoever programmed the traffic for I/E sales has secured his spot in Hell.

I hope a dry pitchfork is ready for his eternity of sodomization when he gets there, too...

[Freddie Gecko]

Oh god, i feel like ripping off the face of that sh*thead of straus zelnich or whatever that f*cking f*ckface was called again, same for the sh*theads that let them get f*cked by them in return for money called the houser brothers.

 

They f*cking did it, out of nowhere they f*cking deleted my legit 944 character with hundereds of days playtime

 

If any of those f*cks would irl meet with me that are resposible for this f*ckup i f*cking would be biting their face off with my teeth, then gut them like a fish, pull their pants down and put a broom stick trough their ass so far till it is trough the complete length of their foul demonic body.

 

Never ever in the history of playing videogames since 2001 i have ever had a company so corrupt and so utterly bad at doing their job they somehow ended up removing all progress of my game...ever.

 

I have seen what cancer does, so spare my the pittyfull sh*tty excuses that i do not know what it does since i do and my father died because of it, but i do wish that the idiot f*cktwats behind this sh*tty decision to reset my 2 legit characters actually get cancer...and no i do not want them to die fast because of it, i want them to live with it for years....years of living in hope, fear, pain, agony and frustration until they die a horrible horrible death, were the life will slip out of their tired sickened body after years of struggling what they could not overcome and their corporal form can start rotting away at the place they once lived at, knowing fully well in their last moments that their loved ones will experience a new depth of sadness they maybe have never experienced before once they will die, and they will not be there to support them.

 

That last part is only gonna happen if actually anyone loves those f*cking houser brothers and that other sh*thead i forget his name off all the time, since really, if they treat everyone around them this sh*tty, it is a f*cking miracle they are still alive.

sorry you lost your account but this doesn't help. Try to be patient and some what respectful dealing with support. Hopefully you'll get your account back. Edited June 25, 2017 by Freddie Gecko

[Sentinel Driver]

- Doing a resupply mission

- Agent 14 mentions something about enemies sending flying tanks

- Sees Savages

 

 

 

Savages = Flying tanks?? lol what kind of a tank is so fragile that it can be destroyed with f*cking snowballs?

[Shadowfennekin]

"Blah blah blah join social club" on the screen as the game is loading

????

I am registered with social club. f*ck off

I don't want your sh*tty newswire either

[nik_west]

Oh god, i feel like ripping off the face of that sh*thead of straus zelnich or whatever that f*cking f*ckface was called again, same for the sh*theads that let them get f*cked by them in return for money called the houser brothers.

 

They f*cking did it, out of nowhere they f*cking deleted my legit 944 character with hundereds of days playtime

 

If any of those f*cks would irl meet with me that are resposible for this f*ckup i f*cking would be biting their face off with my teeth, then gut them like a fish, pull their pants down and put a broom stick trough their ass so far till it is trough the complete length of their foul demonic body.

 

Never ever in the history of playing videogames since 2001 i have ever had a company so corrupt and so utterly bad at doing their job they somehow ended up removing all progress of my game...ever.

 

I have seen what cancer does, so spare my the pittyfull sh*tty excuses that i do not know what it does since i do and my father died because of it, but i do wish that the idiot f*cktwats behind this sh*tty decision to reset my 2 legit characters actually get cancer...and no i do not want them to die fast because of it, i want them to live with it for years....years of living in hope, fear, pain, agony and frustration until they die a horrible horrible death, were the life will slip out of their tired sickened body after years of struggling what they could not overcome and their corporal form can start rotting away at the place they once lived at, knowing fully well in their last moments that their loved ones will experience a new depth of sadness they maybe have never experienced before once they will die, and they will not be there to support them.

 

That last part is only gonna happen if actually anyone loves those f*cking houser brothers and that other sh*thead i forget his name off all the time, since really, if they treat everyone around them this sh*tty, it is a f*cking miracle they are still alive.

 

Dude, that really sucks.

 

I'd try to tell support, after they're done sucking dick all day long, if they could be so kind and undo the delete. If that doesn't help, seriously, quit the game. It became nothing but a rip-off anyway.

 

But, yeah... Here are some cats hugging. Hope that cheers you up

 

 

[Jammsbro]

I join a low level player to help him out. We have to rescue the guy in the subway. As soon as we get down there we are swamped. And I mean swamped. I am high level. Other three players are low level. We get severely trashed. None of us can even get near the subway exit due to the entire lobby teaming up to destroy us.

 

Play is useless, game is pointless.

 

We can't even move forward for other players wrecking us. It's 4 vs 20.

 

How is this a fair or fun game mechanic??

[Shadowfennekin]

Okay, yeah..... I see the problem people have with the rocket bike.

Some level 120 prick kept respawning it and flying around killing people the ENTIRE two hours I was in that session.

The Oppressor, APC, and all those other stuff should be FREE to blow up. Do the same to the Pussymobile(Kuruma) while you're at it C*

[CrysisAverted]

finish researching incendiary rounds

oh boy I can't wait to tag players and watch them light up on thermal

it literally takes 5 rounds before they ignite

5 f*cking rounds from a heavy sniper need to hit the target before they ignite

f*cking C* selling me incendiary ammo where 1 in 5 rounds is actually incendiary

[autofanatic]

SERIOUSLY??? NOT THE 1ST TIME COCKSTAR, OUT OF NO WHERE???

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AND WHEN THE f*ck DID MY CARGOBOB GETS DAMAGED???

 

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I am fine with any missions for vehicle sourcin except this 3

1: THE BARGE!!! Those AI buzzards shot me down on the ground by spawnning above me and i got no time to react

2: Car is on the move in sandyshores freeway, and that AI even crash my cargobob when i block its way

3: POICE CHASING

You can't deliver that f*cking sh*t because it is f*cking on fire. It is just a f*cking joke from rockstar.

[Xiled]

I find it stupid that we still have to wait 5 minutes to call a new car and have it "delivered" by the mechanic. They actually removed the mechanic delivering the car and added the 5 minute cooldown because of a money glitch that involved him. They said Due to the bugs with the delivery function, is why they removed it. Ok if that was why than why did you also add the 5 minute cooldown to call your car back. It was to "punish" those who were doing it and even though that glitch is no longer possible we still have to wait 5 minutes. Like come on it was on oldgen. Pegasus vehicles have no cooldown and can be called instantly. You can spawn a buzzard at your feet instantly. #BringBackJohnnyOnTheSpot.

 

Its also the update that removed the Give Cash option from the Interaction menu. Update 1.10 F*ck You

Edited June 26, 2017 by Xiled

[autofanatic]

The door fell off as my character got out of the car during the delivery cutscene

 

At least you f*cking deliver that sh*t finally.

[datetenou]

 

SERIOUSLY??? NOT THE 1ST TIME COCKSTAR, OUT OF NO WHERE???upload image net

AND WHEN THE f*ck DID MY CARGOBOB GETS DAMAGED???upload image net

I am fine with any missions for vehicle sourcin except this 3

1: THE BARGE!!! Those AI buzzards shot me down on the ground by spawnning above me and i got no time to react

2: Car is on the move in sandyshores freeway, and that AI even crash my cargobob when i block its way

3: POICE CHASING

You can't deliver that f*cking sh*t because it is f*cking on fire. It is just a f*cking joke from rockstar.

The best part??? I only shoot the windows, while bringing it back it catch fire just randomly

[Irish45455]

*Goes to call in MOC*

"Your Mobile Operations Center is not empty." What? Yes it is. I'm the only person in the session! The hell are you on about? *empties cab and trailer, tries again* "Your Mobile Operations Center is not empty." Seriously?! *throws controller so hard it flies across the Atlantic Ocean and across Europe* I understand the update is new but seriously? These little bugs are f*cking annoying. It's like they never even tested this sh*t fully.

Edited June 26, 2017 by Irish45455

[autofanatic]

<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="datetenou" data-cid="1069683580" data-time="1498443347"><p><p><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="autofanatic" data-cid="1069683475" data-time="1498439895">Lol. You are f*cking screwed by rockstar. It should not be your fault. f*ck. What the f*ck happened after I tried to f*cking quote a message?

Edited June 26, 2017 by autofanatic

[Prince_Polaris]

 

The door fell off as my character got out of the car during the delivery cutscene

 

At least you f*cking deliver that sh*t finally.

 

Your game sets them on fire or something?

[CrysisAverted]

can only carry 40 rounds of incendiary ammo

tag a motherf*cker inside an armored car

he doesn't light up

all these sh*tmarkers, fake incendiary bullets and little ammo f*ck such a disappointment

Edited June 26, 2017 by CrysisAverted

[Johndoe3005]

these annoying ass APCs are a tryhards wet dream. get kills run away get blown up by a jet go passive.

[datetenou]

<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="datetenou" data-cid="1069683580" data-time="1498443347"><p><p><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="autofanatic" data-cid="1069683475" data-time="1498439895">Lol. You are f*cking screwed by rockstar. It should not be your fault. f*ck. What the f*ck happened after I tried to f*cking quote a message?

I search online and youtube about it, looks like i am not the only one who gets a random 34k damage out of nowhere

[ntinoskonsta]

"What do you mean it didn't have a door in the first place?"

- Every warehouse mechanic ever, 2016-

[Mrnrfan182]

In a solo public session (yes for real, no players in session before or after the events listed below):

 

Start session, get Cargobob, fly to garage, land Cargobob, walk into garage to start the car delivery process...Bob blows up as soon as I'm in.

 

20 minutes later...source car, steal car, drop off car, park Bob, walk into garage to star the car delivery process...Bob blows up as soon as I'm in.

 

Fix your f*cking game man...that or admit that you really want to nickel and dime me. Why I can sometimes use the same Cargobob for an hour to deliver and source 3 cars but other days I can't leave the thing alone for a second without it blowing up.

[gtafan26]

In a solo public session (yes for real, no players in session before or after the events listed below):

 

Start session, get Cargobob, fly to garage, land Cargobob, walk into garage to start the car delivery process...Bob blows up as soon as I'm in.

 

20 minutes later...source car, steal car, drop off car, park Bob, walk into garage to star the car delivery process...Bob blows up as soon as I'm in.

 

Fix your f*cking game man...that or admit that you really want to nickel and dime me. Why I can sometimes use the same Cargobob for an hour to deliver and source 3 cars but other days I can't leave the thing alone for a second without it blowing up.

 

 

Yep, its a very annoying bug, I find that I can get about two flights from my Bob before he blows himself up

[datetenou]

Random 34k damage is more annoying

[Big_Show]

 

 

 

 

Jesus, so now every time I log on, not only do I have to get calls from Lester about heists, Malc about biker sh*t, and my assistant about import/export sh*t, now I also get calls from Agent 15 about gunning sh*t. Make it stop R*! Make it stop!!! lol

That's f*cking insane. They just keep calling and won't f*cking stop.

For me, it's martin, dom, and bruce. Is there a way to shut those three f*ckers up?

Yes, there is. All you have to complete their contact missions. Phone calls will stop once you've done this.

 

Well holy sh*t how do I do those? Be nice if the game told me how

 

Wait... do they also give me a mission in the job list when they call? do ya mean that one?

 

Just go into menu, jobs, R* created, missions, complete the contact missions that have not been ticked. Adversary mode doesn't count, just the old contact missions.

[Mervz789]

Legit I am f*ckin tired of waitin for research slowly and slowly fill up. I can't TAKE IT ANYMORE IMMA FAST TRACK ALL THIS sh*t!! But if I do that I'm just doing what C* wanted me to do. Waste me goddamn money. f*ck.

[Prince_Polaris]

 

 

 

For me, it's martin, dom, and bruce. Is there a way to shut those three f*ckers up?

Yes, there is. All you have to complete their contact missions. Phone calls will stop once you've done this.

Well holy sh*t how do I do those? Be nice if the game told me how

Wait... do they also give me a mission in the job list when they call? do ya mean that one?

Just go into menu, jobs, R* created, missions, complete the contact missions that have not been ticked. Adversary mode doesn't count, just the old contact missions.

 

Damn, I have to do all of them?

[Sky_Light12]

OOHHH ROCKSTAR

f*ck you f*ck you f*ck YOU

 

my gold engraved tint for my combat MG is gone , i didn't even going to upgrade it to MK II yet and poof! its gone after surviving several patches

[Prince_Polaris]

Thanks for bringing me my car mechanic

 

[autofanatic]

Thanks for bringing me my car mechanic

 

Johnny on the wrong spot.

[Sky_Light12]

f*cking hell gunrunning on disaster

when a tipped over NPC mule truck can defy the gravity and gets up on 4 wheel

why can't a trailer back on its own