The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[1GreyJedi]

Man-child internet tough guys who hide behind anonymity. You come off as pathetic, cowardly and cringy

[Jammsbro]

 

Guy in a lazer just destroy all three of our sale helicopters in seconds. Wasn't even hard for him. We had absolutely no defenses against him.

 

All my stealing supply missions wasted.

 

Five and a half hours waiting for product wasted.

 

$420k of money gone.

 

Guy just flew away and carried on about his own game, right after f*cking ruining mine.

 

Someone please tell me how this destroy other peoples gear game mechanic is a good one?

You really are terrible at this game aren't you? Three players in a hostile lobby and no-one flies cover in something armed. You crash the Dodo (one of the game's most enjoyable vehicles) into a pylon, but it's somehow the plane's fault and not yours for not remembering where they are despite being here since 2014. Finally, your inability to drive in the wet causes yet another crash, but it's the fault of the trees. THE TREES.

 

1. The pylon popped into the game. Tell you what. Why don't you get he map of SA and draw exactly where every pylon is from your amazing memory, then go and check just how massively wrong you are.

 

2. Yes, three helicopters, three players, you make one run. Otherwise you leave helicopters sitting dormant at the airfield. The helicopters supplied are weaponless. Even with a fourth player defending us he could still have taken one, two or even three of us out when he went off radar.

 

3. I'm a great driver in this. But a armoured security van that gets sideswiped and then rolls down a hill and gets stuck? Yeah, you could be the greatest gta player on earth and luck and the map will still f*ck you.

[Goingcrowd9]

 

Guy in a lazer just destroy all three of our sale helicopters in seconds. Wasn't even hard for him. We had absolutely no defenses against him.

 

All my stealing supply missions wasted.

 

Five and a half hours waiting for product wasted.

 

$420k of money gone.

 

Guy just flew away and carried on about his own game, right after f*cking ruining mine.

 

Someone please tell me how this destroy other peoples gear game mechanic is a good one?

You really are terrible at this game aren't you? Three players in a hostile lobby and no-one flies cover in something armed. You crash the Dodo (one of the game's most enjoyable vehicles) into a pylon, but it's somehow the plane's fault and not yours for not remembering where they are despite being here since 2014. Finally, your inability to drive in the wet causes yet another crash, but it's the fault of the trees. THE TREES.I hope you lose 420k in a sale... really what is your problem ?

He lost his sh#t in a badly desinged mission. In fact, the whole biker and I&E system is pure sh#t.

There are over a MILLION ways to design a mission, and then there is the WORST way a.k.a R* way of doing things.

 

Also...

"There has been an unknown network error"

 

"There has been an unknown network error"

 

"There has been an unknown network error"

 

"There has been an unknown network error"

 

"There has been an unknown network error"

 

"There has been an unknown network error"

 

"There has been an unknown network error"

 

"There has been an unknown network error"

 

"There has been an unknown network error"

 

Is this a f*cking joke ? When do you finally purchase (good !) servers !?

[NoNameBandit]

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Edited June 24, 2017 by NoNameBandit

[Guest]

One thing i have noticed which i thought might warrant it's own thread but instead decided to post here, is that since GR, weapons i have hidden through the weapon locker now show up as not being owned at all in ammunation, which has already led to me accidentally re-purchasing a few weapons i already own. I tested it and re-enabled all my weapons through the locker, went to ammunation and everything was fine, could buy ammo, toggle weapon mods (scopes, barrels etc) but the moment a weapon is hidden, going to ammunation and clicking on it will re-purchase it (despite already owning it).

[CrysisAverted]

Call for bike

Game tells me I'm too far from a suitable road

get the inch closer i need to be to call my car

Game tells me i have to wait 5 minutes

i haven't once called in a pv so far....

[CrysisAverted]

Merryweather kills list starts

see a couple dudes near it, i'm near it myself

get to the vehicle while everybody else in the area f*cking leaves

just wait...and wait... until it starts self destructing...

man its been like a year since i played kill list

[Prince_Polaris]

Send help I seem to be trapped

 

Edited June 25, 2017 by Prince_Polaris

[Irish45455]

Oh cool, the Savage is on sale. I got the point the first ten f*cking times you've sent me the goddamn email, Rockstar! Jesus Christ! I already have one so stop sending me in game emails about it being on sale! You wanna get my attention? Add a f*cking 5th or 6th gen Camaro already! I'd fill a whole garage up with them sumbitches. I'd buy a whole new office garage level and dedicate it to the Vigero, Nightshade and whatever a new Camaro would be called (Vigero Sport?).

 

Also, it would be nice if I could source a vehicle and not have to shoot the driver out because he thinks he's the next Randall Raines and fancies a joyride. The last four sources have been me having to shoot out the driver because he got to the car before me. The balls on some of the NPCs in this game, man... I'm damn near a kingpin. I run illegal goods, run a car theft ring, drug businesses and now illegal arms, and you wanna try and rip a car off me? F*ck outta here ya goon. Ya f*cking mook.

Edited June 25, 2017 by Irish45455

[gtafan26]

Also, it would be nice if I could source a vehicle and not have to shoot the driver out because he thinks the next Randall Raines and fancies a joyride. The last four sources have been having to shoot out the driver because he got to the car before me. The balls on some of the NPCs in this game, man... I'm damn near a kingpin. I run illegal goods, run a car theft ring, drug businesses and now illegal arms, and you wanna try and rip a car off me? F*ck outta here ya goon.

Yep, that one and the cargo bob one are automatic switch session , I wont waste my time with those now, the last two Ive got after the update, sniping the driver out isnt working like it used too( maybe its just me, and I am sure many will say that lol)

[hyperar]

Turn on PS4, start GTAO hoping to have some fun, Quick job -> Heist, ok, populating lobby, 5 minutes later, still populating, arrrgggh, get invite to bullsh*t Adv Mode, but f*ck it, i wanna play something, 8 players, teams lvl 45, 68, me, 70 vs 668, 1030, 8000, 222, f*ck it, i'm out, ok, middle of f*cking nowhere, no car access, sigh, get invite to Deliver EMP, OK, please, be a normal job, lvl 45, and a 43, 10 minutes later, nobody joins, turns off PS4, i'm going to bed, this is bullsh*t

[autofanatic]

Jesus, so now every time I log on, not only do I have to get calls from Lester about heists, Malc about biker sh*t, and my assistant about import/export sh*t, now I also get calls from Agent 15 about gunning sh*t. Make it stop R*! Make it stop!!! lol

That's f*cking insane. They just keep calling and won't f*cking stop.

[madmanaz]

I wish Rockstar would make it so if you're aggressive toward another player you can't immediately become passive. A player followed me around in passive mode. He turned it off to attack me. When I respawns he was already aiming at me, killed me again. Next time I spawned he was far enough away I was able to hit him with a sniper round but he didn't die. He then went passive again. Little a-hole had the high K/D of a little bish who shoots unsuspecting players just to hide in passive mode.

[Cackling Jack]

Try host a job in invite only session. Someone joins. Launch job "You have been kicked from the job" Like really? fk off

 

#rant over

[Prince_Polaris]

 

Jesus, so now every time I log on, not only do I have to get calls from Lester about heists, Malc about biker sh*t, and my assistant about import/export sh*t, now I also get calls from Agent 15 about gunning sh*t. Make it stop R*! Make it stop!!! lol

That's f*cking insane. They just keep calling and won't f*cking stop.

 

For me, it's martin, dom, and bruce. Is there a way to shut those three f*ckers up?

[Picklez]

This game's matchmaking is so bad it might as well not even be there.

 

Twice I got put into a stunt race while using the quick job app to find contact missions. Stunt races are not f*cking contact missions for f*cks sake.

[PetrolCB]

Try host a job in invite only session. Someone joins. Launch job "You have been kicked from the job" Like really? fk off

 

#rant over

 

Typical Jack.

[Lupo-Akane]

 

 

Jesus, so now every time I log on, not only do I have to get calls from Lester about heists, Malc about biker sh*t, and my assistant about import/export sh*t, now I also get calls from Agent 15 about gunning sh*t. Make it stop R*! Make it stop!!! lol

That's f*cking insane. They just keep calling and won't f*cking stop.

 

For me, it's martin, dom, and bruce. Is there a way to shut those three f*ckers up?

 

YES! we have to kill them, it's the only way you see.......I'll help you kill them 3 then you help me kill LJT....

But not that i know of, I wish there was a way tho

[Prince_Polaris]

 

 

 

Jesus, so now every time I log on, not only do I have to get calls from Lester about heists, Malc about biker sh*t, and my assistant about import/export sh*t, now I also get calls from Agent 15 about gunning sh*t. Make it stop R*! Make it stop!!! lol

That's f*cking insane. They just keep calling and won't f*cking stop.

For me, it's martin, dom, and bruce. Is there a way to shut those three f*ckers up?

YES! we have to kill them, it's the only way you see.......I'll help you kill them 3 then you help me kill LJT....

But not that i know of, I wish there was a way tho

 

Yes, me and my entire meth lab want to finish LJT off for harassing us

[Big_Show]

 

 

Jesus, so now every time I log on, not only do I have to get calls from Lester about heists, Malc about biker sh*t, and my assistant about import/export sh*t, now I also get calls from Agent 15 about gunning sh*t. Make it stop R*! Make it stop!!! lol

That's f*cking insane. They just keep calling and won't f*cking stop.

 

For me, it's martin, dom, and bruce. Is there a way to shut those three f*ckers up?

 

Yes, there is. All you have to complete their contact missions. Phone calls will stop once you've done this.

Edited June 25, 2017 by Big_Show

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Oh god, i feel like ripping off the face of that sh*thead of straus zelnich or whatever that f*cking f*ckface was called again, same for the sh*theads that let them get f*cked by them in return for money called the houser brothers.

 

They f*cking did it, out of nowhere they f*cking deleted my legit 944 character with hundereds of days playtime

 

If any of those f*cks would irl meet with me that are resposible for this f*ckup i f*cking would be biting their face off with my teeth, then gut them like a fish, pull their pants down and put a broom stick trough their ass so far till it is trough the complete length of their foul demonic body.

 

Never ever in the history of playing videogames since 2001 i have ever had a company so corrupt and so utterly bad at doing their job they somehow ended up removing all progress of my game...ever.

 

I have seen what cancer does, so spare my the pittyfull sh*tty excuses that i do not know what it does since i do and my father died because of it, but i do wish that the idiot f*cktwats behind this sh*tty decision to reset my 2 legit characters actually get cancer...and no i do not want them to die fast because of it, i want them to live with it for years....years of living in hope, fear, pain, agony and frustration until they die a horrible horrible death, were the life will slip out of their tired sickened body after years of struggling what they could not overcome and their corporal form can start rotting away at the place they once lived at, knowing fully well in their last moments that their loved ones will experience a new depth of sadness they maybe have never experienced before once they will die, and they will not be there to support them.

 

That last part is only gonna happen if actually anyone loves those f*cking houser brothers and that other sh*thead i forget his name off all the time, since really, if they treat everyone around them this sh*tty, it is a f*cking miracle they are still alive.

Edited June 25, 2017 by Darth Absentis

[Prince_Polaris]

 

 

 

Jesus, so now every time I log on, not only do I have to get calls from Lester about heists, Malc about biker sh*t, and my assistant about import/export sh*t, now I also get calls from Agent 15 about gunning sh*t. Make it stop R*! Make it stop!!! lol

That's f*cking insane. They just keep calling and won't f*cking stop.

For me, it's martin, dom, and bruce. Is there a way to shut those three f*ckers up?

Yes, there is. All you have to complete their contact missions. Phone calls will stop once you've done this.

 

Well holy sh*t how do I do those? Be nice if the game told me how

 

Wait... do they also give me a mission in the job list when they call? do ya mean that one?

[Gridl0k]

^ All phone calls will stop when you do what they're bugging you about (eg get BST from brucie = bye bye brucie).

 

Give them a call and request a mission, then complete it (I guess).

[Sentinel Driver]

Trying to do import/export when some jet asshole tries to blow me up... sigh

[Irish45455]

Doing Haulage. See a rank 67 CEO on the highway by the casino named xXD3MIN5LAY3R666Xx just chilling. As I get within a few blocks of the casino, he activates Ghost Organization. Oh no you don't. You aren't gonna f*ck up my money making. So I activate Ghost Organization and detour around him. Get a text message from him saying, "Really?" and he leaves. Oh, I'm so sorry. You think I'm going to just let someone come and f*ck up my attempts to make money? It's like 22 to 25 grand for completing Haulage but still. Glad he joined after I finished a car export otherwise he probably would have gone Ghost and tried to blow me up or something. I hate that this is what the game has become. People can't just do what they want without some dick completely ruining it. "What's that? You're trying to make money so you can buy the new cars coming? How f*cking dare you! *stops anyone's attempts to make money* Get that garbage outta mah house! Imma keep blocking your attempts to make money because my parents didn't love me anough as a child so I have to take it out on everyone else!" Just a monkey throwing his feces at others just for lulz.

[datetenou]

SERIOUSLY??? NOT THE 1ST TIME COCKSTAR, OUT OF NO WHERE???

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AND WHEN THE f*ck DID MY CARGOBOB GETS DAMAGED???

 

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I am fine with any missions for vehicle sourcin except this 3

1: THE BARGE!!! Those AI buzzards shot me down on the ground by spawnning above me and i got no time to react

2: Car is on the move in sandyshores freeway, and that AI even crash my cargobob when i block its way

3: POICE CHASING

[zoso80]

Oh man, I feel for you. That SUCKS.

 

Of course, there is zero appeal. The hubris of this company is astounding. They don't care, they still get paid. The kids and PEWPEWPEWPEW types will continue to cash card up.

 

 

Oh god, i feel like ripping off the face of that sh*thead of straus zelnich or whatever that f*cking f*ckface was called again, same for the sh*theads that let them get f*cked by them in return for money called the houser brothers.

 

They f*cking did it, out of nowhere they f*cking deleted my legit 944 character with hundereds of days playtime

 

If any of those f*cks would irl meet with me that are resposible for this f*ckup i f*cking would be biting their face off with my teeth, then gut them like a fish, pull their pants down and put a broom stick trough their ass so far till it is trough the complete length of their foul demonic body.

 

Never ever in the history of playing videogames since 2001 i have ever had a company so corrupt and so utterly bad at doing their job they somehow ended up removing all progress of my game...ever.

 

I have seen what cancer does, so spare my the pittyfull sh*tty excuses that i do not know what it does since i do and my father died because of it, but i do wish that the idiot f*cktwats behind this sh*tty decision to reset my 2 legit characters actually get cancer...and no i do not want them to die fast because of it, i want them to live with it for years....years of living in hope, fear, pain, agony and frustration until they die a horrible horrible death, were the life will slip out of their tired sickened body after years of struggling what they could not overcome and their corporal form can start rotting away at the place they once lived at, knowing fully well in their last moments that their loved ones will experience a new depth of sadness they maybe have never experienced before once they will die, and they will not be there to support them.

 

That last part is only gonna happen if actually anyone loves those f*cking houser brothers and that other sh*thead i forget his name off all the time, since really, if they treat everyone around them this sh*tty, it is a f*cking miracle they are still alive.

[Prince_Polaris]

^ All phone calls will stop when you do what they're bugging you about (eg get BST from brucie = bye bye brucie).

 

Give them a call and request a mission, then complete it (I guess).

 

Heh, I'll have to be trying that then... ew that means doing one of martin's adversary modes

[Prince_Polaris]

The door fell off as my character got out of the car during the delivery cutscene

 

[Arrows to Athens]

Oh god, i feel like ripping off the face of that sh*thead of straus zelnich or whatever that f*cking f*ckface was called again, same for the sh*theads that let them get f*cked by them in return for money called the houser brothers.

 

They f*cking did it, out of nowhere they f*cking deleted my legit 944 character with hundereds of days playtime

 

If any of those f*cks would irl meet with me that are resposible for this f*ckup i f*cking would be biting their face off with my teeth, then gut them like a fish, pull their pants down and put a broom stick trough their ass so far till it is trough the complete length of their foul demonic body.

 

Never ever in the history of playing videogames since 2001 i have ever had a company so corrupt and so utterly bad at doing their job they somehow ended up removing all progress of my game...ever.

 

I have seen what cancer does, so spare my the pittyfull sh*tty excuses that i do not know what it does since i do and my father died because of it, but i do wish that the idiot f*cktwats behind this sh*tty decision to reset my 2 legit characters actually get cancer...and no i do not want them to die fast because of it, i want them to live with it for years....years of living in hope, fear, pain, agony and frustration until they die a horrible horrible death, were the life will slip out of their tired sickened body after years of struggling what they could not overcome and their corporal form can start rotting away at the place they once lived at, knowing fully well in their last moments that their loved ones will experience a new depth of sadness they maybe have never experienced before once they will die, and they will not be there to support them.

 

That last part is only gonna happen if actually anyone loves those f*cking houser brothers and that other sh*thead i forget his name off all the time, since really, if they treat everyone around them this sh*tty, it is a f*cking miracle they are still alive.

As much as I despise Cockstar, but dude, is GTA, like, your entire life?