The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Selling product by myself: 3 PSTD Boxville vans

Selling product with 4 prospects: a single truck

 

y tho

[Shadowfennekin]

Fact: Anyone wearing a rebreather mask in FR is a f*cking c*nt

 

Selling product by myself: 3 PSTD Boxville vans
Selling product with 4 prospects: a single truck

y tho

 

^^^^^

This legit happens ALL the f*cking time and I am sick of it.

[HamwithCheese]

Nothing like a permanent wanted level to ruin a PvP experience.

[Dacelo]

What I wanted:

 

 

What I'll get:

 

 

[ntinoskonsta]

walking around with RPG next to police station

Cops: Oh hi, nothing wrong with that, keep doing what you're doing

 

I scratch a cop car while driving

Cops: GET BACK HERE YOU PIECE OF SH*T

 

R* fix the cops. Pretty please. Both their ridiculously short temper and their trigger finger.

Edited June 3, 2017 by ntinoskonsta

[Prince_Polaris]

walking around with RPG next to police station

Cops: Oh hi, nothing wrong with that, keep doing what you're doing

 

I scratch a cop car while driving

Cops: GET BACK HERE YOU PIECE OF SH*T

 

R* fix the cops. Pretty please. Both their ridiculously short temper and their trigger finger.

 

One time I stood in front of a cop for long enough that I got a star and him and his buddies killed me. Heckin really?

 

Edit: I did get a picture of the bastard lol (did you know that you can challenge players to impromptu races??? :OOOO)

 

Edited June 3, 2017 by Prince_Polaris

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

The dumbass rocket bike. What? And Why? Sooo stupid...there's a ton of other things they could have been working on for an actual gunrunning experience and fixing other sh*tty bugs, yet they waste precious time and resources for this thing. No wonder...

 

Also, the next DLC thread is a damn sh*t show, riddled with lunacy, ignorance, wild assumptions, wannabe know-it-alls and bullsh*t spam that is literally helping NO ONE.

 

Finally, I'm overdone and burnt out on the existing money making adventures. Bring on GR and let me drop a dime or two on some new sh*t, just to turn around and make 10x that investment back. Mwahahahaha.

[Nyamber]

The dumbass rocket bike. What? And Why?

And people defend it saying it's not from Saints Row.

 

It's literally a vehicle from Saints Row.

 

[jdv95]

People complaining about the rocket bike being in this update because it's "unrealistic".

 

it's still a game,no matter the name it has.

[29_notver]

f*ck the bullsh*t racing psychics that this game has.

 

Other player rams me and my f*cking car goes flying off the track like a f*cking feather

 

I ram same player back and they don't even f*cking budge even though we are using the same car to race

[1GreyJedi]

How in the hell do you die on the way to Avi Shwartzman? ...and it was two of them

[29_notver]

Why the f*ck won't rockstar add a member console percentage to crews and also show how active a crew is on the R* SOCIAL CLUB before i f*cking join it so annoying when i get online and i never meet and people from the same crew or its only one or two people.

 

 

So I don't have to keep joining dead crews or XBOX crews on the social club

 

The dumbass rocket bike. What? And Why?

And people defend it saying it's not from Saints Row.

 

It's literally a vehicle from Saints Row.

 

 

Thats cockstar logic for you "they add a freaking JET bike and a sh*tty dune buggy but not a well known attack helicopter!!!"

[Black-Dragon96]

 

The dumbass rocket bike. What? And Why?

And people defend it saying it's not from Saints Row.

 

It's literally a vehicle from Saints Row.

 

It is not! Its streethawk from the 80s TV Show with the same name. Its not that well known since there was only one season with 13 episodes produced.

[Nyamber]

 

 

The dumbass rocket bike. What? And Why?

And people defend it saying it's not from Saints Row.

 

It's literally a vehicle from Saints Row.

It is not! Its streethawk from the 80s TV Show with the same name. Its not that well known since there was only one season with 13 episodes produced.

 

Then saints row copied them too.

 

It's still a saints row quality vehicle.

[JISH97]

The f*cking aimbot NPCs who kill you with two shots from a mile away..

[FrugalDangerMan]

The f*cking aimbot NPCs who kill you with two shots from a mile away..

 

...and have turreted Gatling Guns on their buzzards.

[PetrolCB]

Why the f*ck won't rockstar add a member console percentage to crews and also show how active a crew is on the R* SOCIAL CLUB before i f*cking join it so annoying when i get online and i never meet and people from the same crew or its only one or two people.

 

 

So I don't have to keep joining dead crews or XBOX crews on the social club

 

Then make your own crew.

[Arrows to Athens]

What the?!?!? Why you no blow up?

 

 

[Picklez]

So I logged in earlier today and noticed that my crew rank was reset. I was in the 200's, never changed crews and never left the crew.

 

F*cking why?

Edited June 3, 2017 by Picklez

[KreatiivFox]

What the?!?!? Why you no blow up?

 

-snip-

You're upset because... you didn't die??

[Slonitram]

 

What the?!?!? Why you no blow up?

 

-snip-

You're upset because... you didn't die??

 

That got dark real fast.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

What the?!?!? Why you no blow up?

 

-snip-

You're upset because... you didn't die??

 

No, I wanted to kill the dude in passive mode who was in the car by bailing out and making the car explode while he's still in it. Basically like this (15 second mark):

 

 

And, for some odd reason, the car didn't explode, even though it should. When a stock car lands upside down from a big fall, it usually explodes.

 

Video is by AmyStone, a GTAForums user.

Edited June 3, 2017 by Arrows to Athens

[Shadowfennekin]

*sigh*

Kicked out of session legit 10 seconds before Fortified ends by network error. Screw off C*

 

Same thing happened as soon as I got online earlier too. Saw easy DO list, pull up my phone to quick join LTS........ "Uknown session error" booted to SP

BAH!

[JON22]

What the f*ck is this bullsh*t R*¿¿¿¿

 

And again on the same race (click the spoiler). A R* created race!?¿¿¡¡

 

 

 

Rararaah! >

Edited June 4, 2017 by JON22

[⁣V⁣]

Can Martin and Dom f*ck off already and stop spamming my phone with jobs?

 

 

No, f*ck you, I'm not playing your sh*tty adversary modes, so you can stop inviting me every 20 seconds.

[Picklez]

What the f*ck is this bullsh*t R*¿¿¿¿

 

And again on the same race (click the spoiler). A R* created race!?¿¿¡¡

 

 

 

Rararaah! >

Cockstar's latest batch of stunt races are mostly complete ass.

 

They thought the Plummet needed a sequel, that should say a lot about their judgement.

[Johnny Alpha]

Special vehicle missions....Am I asking too much of you CEO's? Could you just land the chopper without blowing yourself or others up?

[Prince_Polaris]

I'm still waiting for Friendly Fire Off lobbies. I hope they'll release by 2017.

Sometimes I check old pages of this thread to see what kind of problems people had in the early days of the game... and I found this. Me and you both buddy

[Irish45455]

I don't like to export cars with friends because they just don't listen. I tell them to stop and take out enemies chasing us because it cuts down on traffic driving all willy nilly and it earns us all more money. But they still insist. I have a certain way I do things that is more effective by myself. I exit the warehouse, take the tracks to Lester's factory, take out enemies, then drive sensibly. With two others that doesn't happen because they just drive and always end up hitting traffic that is going nuts because enemies keep shooting. I don't mind helping with MC stuff and their businesses at all. It nets a bit of change as an MC member and helps them out. But I prefer doing exporting myself. Too many variables that I can't control. I even help friends export cars from time to time. I just prefer to lone wolf stuff. Was the same way with crates.

[SILBERDRACHEN]

The rewards are f*cking garbage. I f*cking hate how cheap you're supposed to sell the cars, but for you they cost a fortune. I f*cking hate the tedious grind which is made worse by broken loading times and staring at loading screens. Seriously make an update where the missions are seamless or give us better rewards for our endless grind.

 

f*ck the heists and f*ck the unbalanced missions