The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[LestersSiesta]

There's no fat people and America is full of them. I am sick to death of this white male dominated ablism. I am female. I am 400 pounds and I do not walk anywhere. I use a mobility scooter and I demand representation in game.

 

 

[Happy Hunter]

Got some nice hate mail voice messages, but I can't see any way to record them so I can upload to youtube/at least get them on the PC.

Edited June 2, 2017 by Happy Hunter

[PaletoJoe]

 

 

 

So those arrows that point up and down depending if you are above of below another player arent it huh.

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I think that's only in jobs and not freeroam afaik

 

Edit: messed up the quote

Edited June 2, 2017 by PaletoJoe

[gtafan26]

 

 

So those arrows that point up and down depending if you are above of below another player arent it huh.

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I think that's only in jobs and not freeroam afaik

 

Edit: messed up the quote

 

I could be confusing NPC' blips from jobs with player blips

[Gridl0k]

There's altitude blips in freeroam too, trust me.

 

Not always (eg bounty) but usually. You can work out which floor of the buildings the offices are on this way, and buzz their windows.

[1GreyJedi]

Idiot decides to use sticky bombs to destroy the cops chasing us. Idiot blows us all up instead *Powers system off*

[⁣V⁣]

There's no fat people and America is full of them. I am sick to death of this white male dominated ablism. I am female. I am 400 pounds and I do not walk anywhere. I use a mobility scooter and I demand representation in game.

Bet you also want a picket fence, a husband and a dog named Skip.

[Gridl0k]

There's tons (boom boom) of fatties whenever I play ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Sky_Light12]

james , you're causing traffic jam

 

 

[EkaSwede]

james , you're causing traffic jam

 

 

Wrong, the Boxville's causing the traffic jam with its complete inability to drive up a hill that's steeper than flat road.

 

IT'S ALL BOXVILLE'S FAULT

[Picklez]

james , you're causing traffic jam

 

 

He's just acting out for his dad's attention.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

 

Remember when IV's radar told you whether someone's blip is above you or under you, signified by the small arrow on the blip? Where the f*ck is that in V? At least tell me if the player is on top or not.

I am pretty sure we have that

 

Nope.

 

So those arrows that point up and down depending if you are above of below another player arent it huh.

 

 

See those arrows? I'm pretty sure we don't have that in V, and I'm talking about free roam here.

[Sky_Light12]

> source car : T20

> amateur chase

> trying to kill the amateur but difficult to kill from rear , so try to drive ahead of him

> killed the guy

> the car drives off to the water

f*cking hell , when an NPC nudge you slightly you lose control yet i pitted this guy and he easily recovers

[TheFroggmann]

 

> source car : T20

> amateur chase

> trying to kill the amateur but difficult to kill from rear , so try to drive ahead of him

> killed the guy

> the car drives off to the water

f*cking hell , when an NPC nudge you slightly you lose control yet i pitted this guy and he easily recovers

 

 

How I handle this one:

 

Source car

Amatuer chase

Call Hydra/Savage

Rain explosive round hell.

*Vehicle Cargo Destroyed*

Back to office.

 

Some missions are not worth the time/hassle.

Edited June 2, 2017 by TheFroggmann

[Black-Dragon96]

^ Wrong!

 

Look out for the obvious position on the map. Stop you car far enough from the spawnpoint, get out a heavy sniper, shoot the driver, loose cops, go to the source vehicle call lester, profit.

[whywontyoulisten]

^ Wrong!

 

Look out for the obvious position on the map. Stop you car far enough from the spawnpoint, get out a heavy sniper, shoot the driver, loose cops, go to the source vehicle call lester, profit.

It's easier to blame the game than take reponsibility for your own lack of imagination/tactical thinking.

[enjoyingorc6742]

*gets an email from social club.

"i wonder what this contains.

"GTA$250,000 has been added to your account. please come back"

"sorry but since this game is absolute trash, i will get on today for the cash but immediately get off for more Skyrim and maybe some GTA IV racing. broughy was right, that classes and lines are better, so much more rewarding to win"

[Sky_Light12]

 

 

> source car : T20

> amateur chase

> trying to kill the amateur but difficult to kill from rear , so try to drive ahead of him

> killed the guy

> the car drives off to the water

f*cking hell , when an NPC nudge you slightly you lose control yet i pitted this guy and he easily recovers

 

 

How I handle this one:

 

Source car

Amatuer chase

Call Hydra/Savage

Rain explosive round hell.

*Vehicle Cargo Destroyed*

Back to office.

 

Some missions are not worth the time/hassle.

 

usually i handled that one with ease but either my eyesight hinders my drive-by that i keep hitting the car than the amateur

and when i do kill the guy i usually hide on nearby mountain

[Slonitram]

Stuck in a loading screen, again. At least this time the Import/Export soundtrack is playing, so that's a win.

[TheFroggmann]

^ Wrong!

 

Look out for the obvious position on the map. Stop you car far enough from the spawnpoint, get out a heavy sniper, shoot the driver, loose cops, go to the source vehicle call lester, profit.

 

I've tried this in the past and the little bastard doesn't spawn in 'till I get close. I just can't be bothered anymore.

[Slonitram]

 

 

For f*ck's sake.

[Cackling Jack]

Who I there right mind deicded the make yr car automatically catch fire during a import/export mission?! Oh and do't forget about the door falling off as well for no fking reason! If they put so much time fixing the duping glitches why not fix these fking annoying bugs? Oh another bitch and moan while I'm at it. Whoever thought of the cargobob mission to pick up a car is a dickhead. Yes I know you can do it but I aint gonna do it solo for a shi!tty car.

 

#rant over

[Arrows to Athens]

f*cking NPCs in this game.

 

 

[TheFroggmann]

f*cking NPCs in this game.

 

 

 

Might have had something to do with that little red jet making things go fwoosh and boom...

[Opzeker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xScOpe9leXo

 

For f*ck's sake.

What the heĺl happened?

[Slonitram]

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xScOpe9leXo

 

For f*ck's sake.

What the heĺl happened?

 

The game duplicated the chopper, making me stay inside of the empty duplicate while everyone else was in the chopper with the pilot. It has happened twice now.

[autofanatic]

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xScOpe9leXo

 

For f*ck's sake.

What the heĺl happened?

 

The game duplicated the chopper, making me stay inside of the empty duplicate while everyone else was in the chopper with the pilot. It has happened twice now.

That's f*cking terrible. People like to have duplicates of PVs rather than a f*cking chopper. Also can you still play that f*cking mission?

f*cking NPCs in this game.

 

That shouldn't be some random NPC behavior. That's intensional troll.

[Tonguegirl]

Existing members creating new user accounts just to create bullsh*t threads for the sake of it because they're a bunch of sad bast*rds.

 

Fu*k off, seriously. Take a long hard look at yourselves and just fu*k off.

[Picklez]

That shouldn't be some random NPC behavior. That's intensional troll.

At this point that IS the normal NPC behavior.

[autofanatic]

 

That shouldn't be some random NPC behavior. That's intensional troll.

At this point that IS the normal NPC behavior.

That's f*cking correct.