The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[TheFroggmann]

[Sky_Light12]

you're not the only one had it

[Nyamber]

[Prince_Polaris]

Am I the only one here who likes the post op mission? Better than the f*cking airplane one, I hate that one so much...

[TheFroggmann]

Am I the only one here who likes the post op mission? Better than the f*cking airplane one, I hate that one so much...

 

I like the airplane drops and hate post ops. To each their own.

[Slonitram]

If you feel need to go into Ghost Organization inside a Kuruma the moment someone goes after you on foot with an Assault Shotgun while dressed like Pee-wee Herman, you need to rethink life.

[Captain_Fluffy]

> one last try delivery

> gets Post OP van

 

 

 

 

 

 

I got Post Op vans twice in a row last night....nope, nope, f*ckity NOPE.

 

Canned that idea and went to do SV missions. People dying for no apparent reason and the host quitting (disconnects I assume). Didn't get anything done at all. Off to bed early.

[Nerfgoth]

Was solo selling a small warehouse, got the one we are using small planes and ten deliveries! The game decided to f*ck it and gave me only five deliver points instead of ten!

[Shadowfennekin]

FINALLY! FINALLY! I get more then ONE stinking person join my MC! I got four people, that is more than enough to sell sh*t.... POST OP VANS? GO TO HELL C*!

Decided to roll with it, got to BC and noticed "____ destroyed your product" *looks at map, sees jet, closes app* f*ck this sh*t

I just want to see my meth, coke, and cash while I get extra money for it. But try as much as I can.... I can't get into a solo lobby, it only lags me out in sessions I'd be paying like 75 k as soon as I register as an MC. -_-

 

Also, f*ck you level 640 hosting the Freighter Capture. You're obviously there for your daily too, why the hell did you kick me you f*cking c*nt. You jealous I was 20 levels higher than you?

 

Am I the only one here who likes the post op mission? Better than the f*cking airplane one, I hate that one so much...

At least the planes are doable by oneself.

[fartypants]

what do you do when somebody blows you up when you're delivering one of those vw vans with a crate and then immediately leaves session? REEEEEEEE!!!

[Happy Hunter]

 

The gunship your dad thought he'd be running from in World War III. Like a Russian politician, it refuses to give up no matter how old it gets or how many people campaign for its decommissioning, and it's at its best setting its enemies on fire.

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If we're not getting any new flying stuff, they could at least buff that thing to vaguely live up to what it's supposed to be.

 

Edited June 1, 2017 by Happy Hunter

[autofanatic]

f*cking bravo. just like to see that you have chosen the easy way out without a f*cking hesitation. and that's f*cking awesome.

Edited June 1, 2017 by autofanatic

[Gridl0k]

I suddenly had a full coke business the other day for some reason so I sold, got a single truck, did a little happy dance. Got the rear axles hooked on a tiny wooden post, could have bumped it off with a golf cart. Entire load lost.

 

Disband MC.

[-KM-]

 

 

Am I the only one here who likes the post op mission? Better than the f*cking airplane one, I hate that one so much...

At least the planes are doable by oneself.

Exactly. You know I'd be completely fine if it was just one (maybe two) vans, but f*cking FOUR?! Even when I'm with my friends we're all just like 'ugh'. This is why I haven't touched MC crap in months. CBA even when it's got $$ bonuses.

 

Also I remember the last time I had a plane sell. As soon as I walked out of the factory I see deliveries made go from "0/15" to "0/10". Get there and one is blown up, nothing in the way, no enemies, no other players in the session. The game just decided it wanted to f*ck me out of a third of my profits.

Edited June 1, 2017 by -KM-

[CReaper210]

 

EVGA PrecisionX

 

Any PCers want to comment on that one? Razer Cortex has got people banned in the past.

 

Well, it's the official controller/monitor for EVGA graphics cards. It would be an absolutely huge oversight if that is what caused it.

 

However, given that some recording software can get you banned, I wouldn't say it's impossible to be the cause.

[Gridl0k]

I wonder how many of these overlays/accelerators quietly hook into the game to massage the benchmarks, seeing how the entire industry is basically all about that.

[Prince_Polaris]

 

 

 

Am I the only one here who likes the post op mission? Better than the f*cking airplane one, I hate that one so much...

At least the planes are doable by oneself.

Exactly. You know I'd be completely fine if it was just one (maybe two) vans, but f*cking FOUR?! Even when I'm with my friends we're all just like 'ugh'. This is why I haven't touched MC crap in months. CBA even when it's got $$ bonuses.

 

Also I remember the last time I had a plane sell. As soon as I walked out of the factory I see deliveries made go from "0/15" to "0/10". Get there and one is blown up, nothing in the way, no enemies, no other players in the session. The game just decided it wanted to f*ck me out of a third of my profits.

 

Yeah... I just hate the radar mechanic, because the game Really wants you to crash the f*cking plane, and it'll make damn sure you're close enough to the ground to make it easy.

 

Am I the only one here who likes the post op mission? Better than the f*cking airplane one, I hate that one so much...

 

I like the airplane drops and hate post ops. To each their own.

I am okay with the buzzard one, no altitude limit on that one.

[TheFroggmann]

These f*cking Post-Ops are always too happy to see me...

 

[Arrows to Athens]

Remember when IV's radar told you whether someone's blip is above you or under you, signified by the small arrow on the blip? Where the f*ck is that in V? At least tell me if the player is on top or not.

Edited June 1, 2017 by Arrows to Athens

[TheFroggmann]

 

 

I am okay with the buzzard one, no altitude limit on that one.

 

 

 

The alt limit doesn't really bother me with the egg-beaters since that's how I fly anyway. The CEO Titan on the other hand can be a challenge, but I have yet to crash one of those.

 

*Correction*

 

Crash until after the mission...

 

 

Edited June 1, 2017 by TheFroggmann

[whywontyoulisten]

- Steals blue Sentinel XS

- Gets kicked out as "Simeon doesn't want personal vehicles".

- Still gets 2 stars.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Have not been in a public session in ages thanks to cockstars incompetence to give a proper goodbye to the war on script kids, or actually beat them.

[Sky_Light12]

> post-mission without PV

> provided car : surge

> enter surge

> 2 star wanted level

 

why on earth after-job vehicle is simeon ? usually its just asterope

[Tokasmoka]

Why can't we do heists in CEO offices? There's plenty of room, plus an elevator for Lester, and I am pretty sure there's a handicapped spot for him to park in the underground.

[Picklez]

*goes to turn radio off

*finnicky and oversensitive radio wheel flicks to Blue Ark at the last second

 

I wanted silence, not dull weed songs about roast fish and cow noises.

Edited June 1, 2017 by Picklez

[gtafan26]

Remember when IV's radar told you whether someone's blip is above you or under you, signified by the small arrow on the blip? Where the f*ck is that in V? At least tell me if the player is on top or not.

I am pretty sure we have that

[Arrows to Athens]

 

Remember when IV's radar told you whether someone's blip is above you or under you, signified by the small arrow on the blip? Where the f*ck is that in V? At least tell me if the player is on top or not.

I am pretty sure we have that

 

Nope.

[Watain]

Ugh, where to even begin with this one...?

 

Joined the fleeca bank job on call and got into a session with a rank 30-something. Easy enough for him to survive it, I thought.

Well, he chose to be the driller. I ended up doing crowd control for ten minutes before wondering wtf he was up to, so I went to check on him. He drilled so he wasn't asleep, but I could hear the drill overheating over and over again.

Safe to say, the noob didn't know what he was doing or what he was supposed to do instead. I went back to the hostages, shot one in the head - game over.

Then the noob restarts... It's like, seriously, do think I'ma try this with you again? Nope.

 

#badGTAday

[gtafan26]

 

 

Remember when IV's radar told you whether someone's blip is above you or under you, signified by the small arrow on the blip? Where the f*ck is that in V? At least tell me if the player is on top or not.

I am pretty sure we have that

 

Nope.

 

So those arrows that point up and down depending if you are above of below another player arent it huh.

[Shadowfennekin]

"Mugger is currently working for somebody else"

^^^^^^ THAT went on for over 30 mins

Mugger never mugged anyone. I even stood still at one point to see if it was coming after me, but NOPE!

At some point I WAS able to finally call a mugger on somebody in the session, like an hour after I first tried. No idea why it took so long, the mugger never did mug anybody.....