The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Pedinhuh]

Once I try to play the game as intented something wrong happens...hiring competent randoms to help me exporting IE cars, randoms keep the second car while I deliver the first one with my Jetsam...and then...sh*t happens

 

Not a single $ lost, but the car got remodelled, whats the point to play IE with peoples if it leads to Cargobob bug?

Wow, I'm more surprised by the fact that the game didn't registered this as damage.

[Professional Amateur]

 

Once I try to play the game as intented something wrong happens...hiring competent randoms to help me exporting IE cars, randoms keep the second car while I deliver the first one with my Jetsam...and then...sh*t happens

 

Not a single $ lost, but the car got remodelled, whats the point to play IE with peoples if it leads to Cargobob bug?

 

 

 

 

Wow, I'm more surprised by the fact that the game didn't registered this as damage.

 

That's because it'll buff right out. Hit that bad boy with an orbital sander and it'll look just like new. If by new, you mean crumpled up even more, of course.

[Coleco]

I was worried there for a sec

 

 

Your guy must be the only thing that has balance in GTAO

 

So that's where R* put it

[Hécate-II]

Wow, I'm more surprised by the fact that the game didn't registered this as damage.

Good Karma.

[EkaSwede]

 

Once I try to play the game as intented something wrong happens...hiring competent randoms to help me exporting IE cars, randoms keep the second car while I deliver the first one with my Jetsam...and then...sh*t happens

 

Not a single $ lost, but the car got remodelled, whats the point to play IE with peoples if it leads to Cargobob bug?

Wow, I'm more surprised by the fact that the game didn't registered this as damage.

 

Turns otu the guy who wanted to buy the Mamba was very impressed with the improvised spoiler.

[Schumy7]

 

 

Once I try to play the game as intented something wrong happens...hiring competent randoms to help me exporting IE cars, randoms keep the second car while I deliver the first one with my Jetsam...and then...sh*t happens

 

Not a single $ lost, but the car got remodelled, whats the point to play IE with peoples if it leads to Cargobob bug?

Wow, I'm more surprised by the fact that the game didn't registered this as damage.

 

Turns otu the guy who wanted to buy the Mamba was very impressed with the improvised spoiler.That would be the french.

You know the French invented Mayonaise?

Savvy?

Edited May 29, 2017 by Schumy7

[Rafae]

 

Your guy must be the only thing that has balance in GTAO

 

So that's where R* put it

 

Very underrated post

[tommyguns]

I just bought a cargobob last night, take car to warehouse, land Bob, take car inside...hear explosion, message from pegasus about it being destroyed.

 

This has happened three times in total...twice when the only other group left and I was alone & once when an there was only an MC of 3 people besides me & ALL of them were in Paleto when my Bob exploded.

 

WHAT THE F IS GOING ON??????

[ntinoskonsta]

Level 7 imbecile setting a Blazer Aqua race to 5 laps and 1st person camera lock. On the flip side, the opposition (all level <100 in a full lobby compared to my 235) couldn't drive in 1st person if their lives depended on it so I cruised to victory for 26k.

Edited May 29, 2017 by ntinoskonsta

[Xiled]

I just bought a cargobob last night, take car to warehouse, land Bob, take car inside...hear explosion, message from pegasus about it being destroyed.

 

This has happened three times in total...twice when the only other group left and I was alone & once when an there was only an MC of 3 people besides me & ALL of them were in Paleto when my Bob exploded.

 

WHAT THE F IS GOING ON??????

I think they did it intentionally to waste our time. I mean you used to be able to land your buzzard with the third crate and not be teleported inside. Than the next update forced you to teleport inside. Also you would sometimes jump out of the buzzard randomly for no reason at all. It's too suspicoius with how much it happens. Well this is coming from the company who completely changed missions and there payours even though people were legitly doing them.

[whywontyoulisten]

CEO Buzzard took absolutely f*cking forever to spawn in a Titan delivery mission, so the Valkyrie took out all the engines. Thankfully it was saved with a quick shut down...

[ALifeOfMisery]

Not an in game b&m. The next dlc speculation thread has got me vexed as f*ck right now.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

I just want info...in the form of a release date tbh.

 

also i have not touched this game a lot since x2 heists ended.

Edited May 29, 2017 by Darth Absentis

[tommyguns]

 

 

I just bought a cargobob last night, take car to warehouse, land Bob, take car inside...hear explosion, message from pegasus about it being destroyed.

This has happened three times in total...twice when the only other group left and I was alone & once when an there was only an MC of 3 people besides me & ALL of them were in Paleto when my Bob exploded.

WHAT THE F IS GOING ON??????

 

 

I think they did it intentionally to waste our time. I mean you used to be able to land your buzzard with the third crate and not be teleported inside. Than the next update forced you to teleport inside. Also you would sometimes jump out of the buzzard randomly for no reason at all. It's too suspicoius with how much it happens. Well this is coming from the company who completely changed missions and there payours even though people were legitly doing them.

Would not surprise me, it drives me nuts, happened again a little earlier. Instead of landing in my car park I set the Bob down on the grass across the road, seemed fine...survived me going inside at least. Then I leave, spawn my buzzard and run head hunter, a couple mins later I get the message again, Bob has been destroyed.

 

At this point im pretty convinced that R* does pull some of this stuff to screw with us. They probably have a good chuckle when we complain about this stuff...your NOT FUNNY R*

[Arrows to Athens]

So apparently, you can get mugged while the mugger is pinned under a car.

 

 

 

[Shadowfennekin]

I just wanna sell my meth....

 

Anytime I f*cking try it's Post Op

Go to hell

And f*ck all the players who join other people's MCs yet turn their nose up when I invite them. Just.... die. All I need is two players there just in case I get trucks.

[Picklez]

For the past couple of days the game will randomly switch me to first person mode when I get ready to use a weapon in my car.

 

There isn't a single tiny facet of this game that isn't glitchy. Cockstar's billions of dollars at work.

[ShowNoMERCY]

many topics:

 

1. The people who destroy motorcycle and securoserv jobs, like why

2. When somebody just keeps running you over in an insurgent and you can get up, so much skill!

3. snipers. i hate people who never miss a single shot and jsut continually keep spawnkilling you

4. the constant phone calls from npcs, " do these missions that pay basically nothing!"

5. waiting ages for a heist to get enough players then someone just trolls you

[EkaSwede]

I just wanna sell my meth....

 

Anytime I f*cking try it's Post Op

Go to hell

And f*ck all the players who join other people's MCs yet turn their nose up when I invite them. Just.... die. All I need is two players there just in case I get trucks.

Dang, I feel bad for ya. When I go public I tend to join MCs pretty fast whenever invites shoot up.

[hyperar]

Apparently if you miss your Mechanic's payment he won't even bother to answer your calls, i guess we now know why R* didn't just let us spawn our cars by menu

 

EDIT:

 

R*, if you're going to make me delivef 15 packages across the city in a f*cking trash truck, don't order the destinations deliberately to slow me down

Edited May 30, 2017 by hyperar

[Shadowfennekin]

How come it was only when I had MCs of like 6 people it gave me the big single truck sell mission?

It's outright annoying having only three people including myself, having the Post Op vans and not having sky backup just in case.... which I pretty much need as it's somehow only THAT sell mission a jet comes after my sh*t in. Sea Planes and Buzzards've yet to have that issue

 

And what's with all the Stand Your Grounds I've seen lately? All you get is 30 k for 20 mins of work, go do a Clubhouse Contract or something.

 

 

 

I just wanna sell my meth....

 

Anytime I f*cking try it's Post Op

Go to hell

And f*ck all the players who join other people's MCs yet turn their nose up when I invite them. Just.... die. All I need is two players there just in case I get trucks.

Dang, I feel bad for ya. When I go public I tend to join MCs pretty fast whenever invites shoot up.

 

Literally session hopped 15 times in a row today, mass inviting the session and just waiting a few minutes only to see nobody joined.

 

What pisses me off most though is to see I'm flat out ignored and some random who wasn't even there when I sent out invitations somehow has an 8 person MC now, while those guys didn't even bother with accepting mine.

I even tried to be nice and just say 'f*ck it' and went with two level 20s who joined..... and had to close the app cause some prick in a jet decided to go blow them up. Freaking Post Op vans.....

[askinnywhitedildo]

So apparently, you can get mugged while the mugger is pinned under a car.

 

 

 

 

I'd mug you too, just for being dressed like that.

[xDatxJunkyx]

Someone made a post about Benny Rims/Wheels on a regular car, I wish.

 

 

Cars like my Blade, Stallion . . . Coquette Classic, Manana among others could use that "Skinny White wall".

 

Not the static white wall, the skinniest white line theyhave, and the Peyote could use the Fattest white line they have. It'd better immerse my car roster if they allowed all forms of side walls in LSC.

 

Edit, in fact, I hate that the white wall covers the entire tire like that... is it even supposed to in real life? Hmph.

Edited May 30, 2017 by xDatxJunkyx

[Happy Hunter]

 

 

These are so, so easy to bring down. And some people even ask for the inferior Savage to be nerfed. Crazy.

[Prince_Polaris]

Someone made a post about Benny Rims/Wheels on a regular car, I wish.

 

 

Cars like my Blade, Stallion . . . Coquette Classic, Manana among others could use that "Skinny White wall".

 

Not the static white wall, the skinniest white line theyhave, and the Peyote could use the Fattest white line they have. It'd better immerse my car roster if they allowed all forms of side walls in LSC.

 

Edit, in fact, I hate that the white wall covers the entire tire like that... is it even supposed to in real life? Hmph.

I'm sorry I couldn't find out how to make it happen again

[Shadowfennekin]

What is with this annoying bug today?!

I'm in my own f*cking PV when I'm doing this, so anybody trying to act smart can f*ck right off. I'm not in a stolen car, it's mine.

I pay the wanted level off.... and it comes right back..... I didn't bump into anybody/anything, I've just been driving straight.

WTF..... it's happened three times.

 

 

Also seeing how you seemingly can't get a wanted level in Fortified I drove the truck into Zancudo base wanting to see if we could have fun in there. Wanted level happened, we survived until the end though..... but it's been quite a few minutes since it ended and I am STILL respawning right inside Zancudo, getting spawn raped by the terminator AI, respawned, raped, process repeats..... forced to change sessions, stuck in clouds. Just marvelous, that means the money I just earned is gone.

[Prince_Polaris]

What is with this annoying bug today?!

I'm in my own f*cking PV when I'm doing this, so anybody trying to act smart can f*ck right off. I'm not in a stolen car, it's mine.

I pay the wanted level off.... and it comes right back..... I didn't bump into anybody/anything, I've just been driving straight.

WTF..... it's happened three times.

 

 

Also seeing how you seemingly can't get a wanted level in Fortified I drove the truck into Zancudo base wanting to see if we could have fun in there. Wanted level happened, we survived until the end though..... but it's been quite a few minutes since it ended and I am STILL respawning right inside Zancudo, getting spawn raped by the terminator AI, respawned, raped, process repeats..... forced to change sessions, stuck in clouds. Just marvelous, that means the money I just earned is gone.

Well, the first one, if you shoot a cop and he dies after you call them off, you get stars again because you killed him. Same with fire, and other things... so maybe that happened? Three times though, that's super unlikely.

 

Also, as far as I know, if you're killed in zancudo then you respawn inside. for some reason.

[ntinoskonsta]

The game is being really glitchy today.

 

Firstly, radio stations are switching songs abruptly, for example I was listening to Cat's In The Cradle and the next moment it was the chorus of I Don't Care Anymore.

 

And by far the most annoying of the two bugs happening today, I've gone on call for Stunt Races about 10 times today and every single time it put me in some "Downtown Construction", which I can't even find under any job category. What the actual f*ck R*?

[Picklez]

The game is being really glitchy today.

 

Firstly, radio stations are switching songs abruptly, for example I was listening to Cat's In The Cradle and the next moment it was the chorus of I Don't Care Anymore.

 

And by far the most annoying of the two bugs happening today, I've gone on call for Stunt Races about 10 times today and every single time it put me in some "Downtown Construction", which I can't even find under any job category. What the actual f*ck R*?

When isn't this game being glitchy?

 

Speaking of radio glitches, the radio in my apartment is always changing from what I had it on.

[rlk232]

I have no interest in the gunruning update and am quite pissed. The game is called Grand Theft Auto, and I thought they got it right with import/export and, I think, said they'd expand that. Nothing on that front since and a total lack of new cars. Not a single ad,ores high speed two door, really? Plus it's still glitchy as hell too. I'm really baffled as to what they're thinking. This is not GTW, if people want games where military vehicles et al are predominant, they already have like 25 franchises to choose from. Now they wrecked this one too.

 

And btw, this shows Cunning Stunts was another money grabbing one off, so sad.

Edited May 30, 2017 by rlk232