The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Tokasmoka]

Just started sourcing and have done around 20 cars so far. The amount of times I am failing these missions for the stupidest reasons is baffling. I dropped a car for the first time last night, just happened to land in the water. Next mission I dropped another car, this time as I was getting chased by choppers. So I land my bob, get out shoot down the chopper only to watch it crash right into the car I dropped lol. Lastly I did the one were it's on a boat, tried to pick it up quick as I didn't clear the area first instead I somehow managed to flip the cargobob and crashed into the water, then I got shot while swimming to shore lol.

[Watain]

- New DLC is partially shown to us.

- People start speculating about the prices of the new stuff.

- People complain about only having 20+ millions.

- Meanwhile here am I with no more than 100k in my bank and with no energy for grinding.

 

 

 

Edited May 25, 2017 by Watain

[Coleco]

Just looked at the Newswire at the tacticool jerkoff Gunrunning pics.

 

Can't say I'm that hyped for this update.

[Arrows to Athens]

Just looked at the Newswire at the tacticool jerkoff Gunrunning pics.

 

Can't say I'm that hyped for this update.

Rockstar can't wait for the all cash card sales to rise. I won't be surprised if they add another shark card discount.

[Xiled]

They tell us RDR2 is coming next year and people say its delayed. So based on that logic the gunrunning dlc is delayed until it comes out. lol

 

New update would be a great time to allow us to put armor on the ramp car and the phantom wedge. Why you ask? Because you pay $3,000,000 for a car that takes more damage than a stock panto in the game and starts smoking after throwing 20 cars around with it. I mean you can jump the 100% armor rocket volitc of Mt. Chiliad 100+ times and it won't be smoking. Hopefully the apc with the anti air rockets on it can lock on quickly onto jets and have rockets as fast as the ruiner 2000's. Also allow it to aim straight up. Jets be warned. Hopefully the apc weighs more than the insurgent. I would love to barely hit a npc driver and send them flying a block down the road like in tbogt. Give them a taste of there own medicine. NPC Drivers be warned, your time has come.

[Zader]

So, with Gunrunning, we're going to get what looks like a brand new band-aid solution in the form of interchangeable tops for that Gage-looking APC.

Instead of balancing jets, they're going to give us a countermeasure, most likely locked behind a customization option, for an expensive military vehicle, locked behind buying a bunker, and possibly a garage in said bunker to put the option on.

 

Literally just toning down the blast radius on the jet cannons would solve almost all the problems regarding aircraft and balance in this game, but that doesn't sell Shark Cards.

 

I'm glad to see the APC come back, but it sucks that most people are probably going to have to buy it in order to stay afloat against the sick Skill Machines of the sky.

 

I'm probably still never going to get shot down, and they're probably going to survive maybe two strafes and have finite missiles.

[Prince_Polaris]

So, with Gunrunning, we're going to get what looks like a brand new band-aid solution in the form of interchangeable tops for that Gage-looking APC.

Instead of balancing jets, they're going to give us a countermeasure, most likely locked behind a customization option, for an expensive military vehicle, locked behind buying a bunker, and possibly a garage in said bunker to put the option on.

 

Literally just toning down the blast radius on the jet cannons would solve almost all the problems regarding aircraft and balance in this game, but that doesn't sell Shark Cards.

 

I'm glad to see the APC come back, but it sucks that most people are probably going to have to buy it in order to stay afloat against the sick Skill Machines of the sky.

 

I'm probably still never going to get shot down, and they're probably going to survive maybe two strafes and have finite missiles.

 

And RIP helicopters. Time to fly my savage as much as I can before june hits.

[Happy Hunter]

Just looked at the Newswire at the tacticool jerkoff Gunrunning pics.

 

Can't say I'm that hyped for this update.

Same here. Not because it's military though.

 

No Hunter = no hype.

 

The only vehicle that really looks much good is the APC. The rest ... Meh.

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

- New DLC is partially shown to us.

- People start speculating about the prices of the new stuff.

- People complain about only having 20+ millions.

- Meanwhile here am I with no more than 100k in my bank and with no energy for grinding.

ok me but im not crying bc that tampa looks like trash and i'll probably only buy the OP vehicles and good performing vehicles for races Edited May 26, 2017 by N R G

[Rafae]

I fkn hate when the targets are spread so far apart in Headhunter

 

I'm already burnt the fck out from it but it makes it even more of a mission that way ugh

[Prince_Polaris]

WHELP LOOK WHAT f*ckIN WENT MISSING

 

[HamwithCheese]

Just reached 500 race wins. Holy sh*t, I'm disappointed in myself.

[Handsome Jack]

f*ck you pig

 

[Rafae]

f*ck you pig

 

Imagine that was a car you were in the middle of exporting

[Handsome Jack]

 

f*ck you pig

 

Imagine that was a car you were in the middle of exporting

 

I would just turn the game off

[autofanatic]

f*ck you pig

 

f*cking perfect timing of the f*cking perfect NPC police troll. f*cking poor car

[whywontyoulisten]

 

 

 

Well, this one was my fault

 

 

 

Did the same after a 360º roll (for sh*t and giggles).

 

With still 0 packages delivered.

 

That's what I tried, I was too close to the ground

 

 

What kind of logic even is it, either? A plane flying high in the air is easier to notice than one that's flying just 10 feet over people's houses and cars? (And said people are probably gonna call 911?)

 

It tells you right on the screen: Radar will detect you above a certain height. Hugging the terrain will hide you behind natural (and occasionally man made) features.

[Shadowfennekin]

Ever since I hit 666, the messages accusing me of being a modder have grown.

For f*ck sakes, nobody on the Xbox One is a god damn modder. Go to the mustard race if you want modded cash, leave me the f*ck alone

[hyperar]

Was playing in a *solo* Public lobby, let my char idling on the Cocaine Lockup because i needed to go to the bathroom, came back, maybe like 10 minutes later, two dots outside the Lockup, since i Disbanded the MC in order to avoid getting raid or something while away, i activate Passive mode, as soon as i get out, several stickies explode, obviously, nothing happened because i was in passive mode, but the fact that idiots will wait 10 minutes just for an easy, pointless kill instead of playing the game just tells you the community is garbage

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

I can already predict the gunrunning editor contest will be won by a group of friends d.ck slapping each other in the face set to another music video.

[Tonguegirl]

Was playing in a *solo* Public lobby, let my char idling on the Cocaine Lockup because i needed to go to the bathroom, came back, maybe like 10 minutes later, two dots outside the Lockup, since i Disbanded the MC in order to avoid getting raid or something while away, i activate Passive mode, as soon as i get out, several stickies explode, obviously, nothing happened because i was in passive mode, but the fact that idiots will wait 10 minutes just for an easy, pointless kill instead of playing the game just tells you the community is garbage

That is total garbage, Couple of amateurs waiting outside with Sticky Bombs.

 

The proper way to surprise someone like that is to go off radar and use Proximity Mines. That way, even the most vigilant of players won't know their exit has been booby trapped.

 

FYI I've waited for more than half an hour just to get a cheap office roof kill

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

special vehicle work 2x...set on hard with zero lives.

 

all you idiots stay in the helicopter until we land.

Edited May 26, 2017 by jerryinohio78

[Arrows to Athens]

So they're bringing even more griefing machines into the game, and we still have bad sport? I just don't get it. Cockstar, do you want us to use them or not?

[⁣V⁣]

Enough bitching about Gunrunning. Save it for when it actually comes out.

 

As for now, enjoy some illogical NPC behavior.

 

Never change, guys. Hope we get more like you in Gunrunning.

Edited May 26, 2017 by --V--

[TankGirl]

Yes R I get it I know; I have completed all heist and as a leader or member of a crew I can start up another hiest via my planning board located in my Heist room or by calling Lester, I do not need a daily freakin reminder.

[Nyamber]

Yes R I get it I know; I have completed all heist and as a leader or member of a crew I can start up another hiest via my planning board located in my Heist room or by calling Lester, I do not need a daily freakin reminder.

But did you know you can commit suicide using the interaction menu? I sure didn't. It's not like I've been told every single time I walk into a store for the past 3 years or anything.

[⁣V⁣]

 

Yes R I get it I know; I have completed all heist and as a leader or member of a crew I can start up another hiest via my planning board located in my Heist room or by calling Lester, I do not need a daily freakin reminder.

But did you know you can commit suicide using the interaction menu? I sure didn't. It's not like I've been told every single time I walk into a store for the past 3 years or anything.

 

Bet you guys didn't know that you can challenge another player to a Impromptu Race? Literally everytime I get close to another player.

Even after finishing said Race from the city to Paleto.

Edited May 26, 2017 by --V--

[Arrows to Athens]

Railgun whore:

 

 

 

Also spammed me with a stun gun a few weeks back. Why is this sh*t allowed?

[Opzeker]

^^^ ...wait, what? You actually had someone to do an impromptu race with?!

[hyperar]

Solo public session, begin a sell, just mid sell, random asshole joins the session, the whole map for the two of us, of course he's going to blow up my bike in order to ruin my sell, why wouldn't he?, man i hate C* and it's stupid unbalanced PvP, how the f*ck can i dodge a homing missile from an idiot in an attack chopper in one of the slowest bikes in the game. I'd gladly blow him up with my homing rpg, but guess what happened?, yes, it went missing from my inventory.

Time to set my MTU even lower.

 

 

EDIT: Of course Garages are on sale today since i just bought mine yesterday

Edited May 26, 2017 by hyperar