The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Watain]

One of the most profanity ridden franchises of all time - checks your text for profanity when trying to save an outfit.

 

Ok. #R*logic

[gtafan26]

One of the most profanity ridden franchises of all time - checks your text for profanity when trying to save an outfit.

 

Ok. #R*logic

And yet you can voice chat and say all the naughty words you please, logic at its finest in deed.

Edited May 25, 2017 by gtafan26

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Why is the matchmaking so f*cking terrible? I can't be the only guy in the world trying to get a daily objective done.

Of course not. You may, however, be the only guy in the world with that specific objective currently impeding your process.

 

I still can't bitch enough about the damn traffic in I/E...2 f*cking idiots just driving circles in the middle of the road. Not sure if I should try to squeak by, because they may just decide to crash into me during their circle jerk bullsh*t. *Surprise bitch*, I was not let down... Ugh, and the cock bites who speed up significantly through the intersections to purposely try to cause an accident. Straight ass crack programming R*. Straight, dirty, stinky, barnacle harboring, ass crack! Hope that pea brained programmer gets gonorrhea.

[Prince_Polaris]

 

Why is the matchmaking so f*cking terrible? I can't be the only guy in the world trying to get a daily objective done.

Of course not. You may, however, be the only guy in the world with that specific objective currently impeding your process.

 

I still can't bitch enough about the damn traffic in I/E...2 f*cking idiots just driving circles in the middle of the road. Not sure if I should try to squeak by, because they may just decide to crash into me during their circle jerk bullsh*t. *Surprise bitch*, I was not let down... Ugh, and the cock bites who speed up significantly through the intersections to purposely try to cause an accident. Straight ass crack programming R*. Straight, dirty, stinky, barnacle harboring, ass crack! Hope that pea brained programmer gets gonorrhea.

Couldn't have said it better myself

[Xiled]

Traffic hitting you in the intersections on purpose reminds me of watchdogs where when you "hack" the street lights the traffic is scripted and automatically an "accident" happens. Seems they left the "hacking" part out.

 

I was playing gta iv and its dlc over the weekend and came back to gta v's traffic. My god how did they let traffic this awful exist in a gta game??? In gta iv if you hit a car you actually can push it unlike gta v where its a brick f*cking wall and the only way around it is too back up than turn and go around. Its so stupid. All the npc drivers in gta v hate you and will do anything in there power to f*ck you over. You think in a game like grand theft auto you know a game about f*cking cars, they would have npcs that were capable of driving. I hope the npcs in Red Dead 3 are not as ridiculously stupid as gta v npcs. . It better be the most advanced npcs in history I mean they only have like $4 BILLION from gta v with the 80 million copies of the game sold and shark cards income. I bet read dead redemptions npcs will still be better coded than the ones in red dead 3.

#FixTheStupidNPC'sRockstar

Edited May 25, 2017 by Xiled

[Retro Flutter]

"I'm just an NPC waiting in the left turn lane to turn left. Oh, wait, you're coming down the road at 140mph? Allow me to turn right in the left hand turn lane instead!"

[Shadowfennekin]

The sh*tty bonuses end in a few hours right?

f*cking sick of seeing Juggernaut and that other sh*t invites in lobbies. The sh*t's not even fun, it's just a way to boost your K/D

 

 

Also,

Daily Objective play a Capture Hold

Joins one, host is level 200.... host kicks me. Tries to join another... same one, host kicks me. Okay.... host if you're here for a daily too, just f*cking start. I don't give a sh*t who wins, I let the other team win sometimes just to end it quicker so I can go play Import/Export and VIP stuff

[Prince_Polaris]

Darn thieves stole my TV while I was spectating my mugger's antics!

[ntinoskonsta]

One of the most profanity ridden franchises of all time - checks your text for profanity when trying to save an outfit.

 

Ok. #R*logic

Not only that; this "checking for profanity" thing in text messages is nerve-shattering. Once you see it you know it's never going to go away and as a consequence only about 30% of my messages actually go through. But R* are too busy with dupe glitches to give half a flying f*ck about this.

 

meanwhile they have cops screaming at the top of their lungs "STOP THE CAR ASSHOLE"

Edited May 25, 2017 by ntinoskonsta

[Prince_Polaris]

 

One of the most profanity ridden franchises of all time - checks your text for profanity when trying to save an outfit.

 

Ok. #R*logic

Not only that; this "checking for profanity" thing in text messages is nerve-shattering. Once you see it you know it's never going to go away and as a consequence only about 30% of my messages actually go through. But R* are too busy with dupe glitches to give half a flying f*ck about this.

 

meanwhile they have cops screaming at the top of their lungs "STOP THE CAR ASSHOLE"

In a game where npcs scream "YOU MOTHERf*ckING COCKSUCKER" to your face, how dare you even try to say anything worse than "Ass" in chat!? We won't even let you say our name, or the name of any other videogame producer in fact.

[WATTSNATIONALIST]

2words- f*ckIN' NOOBS.

[Hécate-II]

Managed to make my cocaine lock up working again, I've lost like 50k in maintaining costs for nothing(because supplies didn't transformed in products...etc), but now its fixed, I'm glad really...its a miracle.

 

I ignored R* added variation to the van mission, I was surprised to see that a past DLC received updates, nice. But wait, it could have been a unique Vapid Contender, a unique Bravado Gresley, a unique Sandking XL, a Karin Rebel...whatever, anything decent, with a good ratio speed/carrying capacity.

 

But no. No efficience and no beauty are allowed. It must be absolutly another lame ass ridiculous vehicule. How to drive that sh*t is more discret than to hide the crate in the boot of a Contender with tinted windows??

 

 

Edited May 25, 2017 by Hécate-II

[Bandersnatch]

What happened to the "auto" and "theft" part ... If only we could do that on the "grand" scale !!

 

For as much as I like GTAO I have yet to feel like I have committed Grand Theft Auto !!!

[Gridl0k]

^ If you take a vehicle from someone with the intent of depriving them of it permanently you've committed GTA in California, so yeah there's been a bit of that

 

Maybe there should be a Venti Theft Auto too

[Sky_Light12]

I logged on today and was immediately awarded with a screen popping up saying I was awarded 500k. But I have no idea what for?

well congratulations you just been received periodic money giveaway

here is the award club : http://gtaforums.com/topic/878347-awarded-250k/

some theorize said it was a result of bug , others said a bribe to keep you playing the game

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/823972-gtao-the-official-btch-moan-topic/?p=1069592479

i've chuckled when i saw that

Edited May 25, 2017 by Sky_Light12

[Sky_Light12]

*sigh* just crashed my motorcycle after mistooking what seems to be a cat turns out to be white plastic bag resting in middle of dark road

minor scratch but what's iritating its all for nothing and i was already healed my injuries about half month ago

 

 

crap after following day i woked up , i just got this "bubble red dots" starting to appear on my skin

one of my friend said this sickness has 2 variation (burn sensation and partial hydrophobia) , he once got the burn sensation (yes , feel like set on fire) and he points out i got the hydrophobia variation (though not just water , cold temperature applies) . worst , before i visited him , i took a bath with my body full of soap (which he said also worsening it) in hopes of slowing it down

 

though i barely regained my composure , but what panicks me when my fellow family member find it out . my friend mention that fastest cure would be about 1 week while slowest up to 2 month ( he recovers less than 2 but more than 1 month ) , it can even infect when i recovered but considering what kind of person i am (has soft side but often makes stupidity mistakes) , i might end up affect even outside of my family member as i go on my motorcycle

 

lastly , he also told me its ok to drink but warns me avoid physical contact of water , ice and present in cold temperature (latter means my room has 18 degree A/C and electric fan) . not taking bath for 2 month would be issue enough but seeing as i need go to the bathroom times to times would be jarring

 

sigh.....i'll just accept the partial hydrophobia

 

 

 

[whywontyoulisten]

What happened to the "auto" and "theft" part ... If only we could do that on the "grand" scale !!

 

For as much as I like GTAO I have yet to feel like I have committed Grand Theft Auto !!!

Did you miss the entire Import/Export update or something?

[Bandersnatch]

 

What happened to the "auto" and "theft" part ... If only we could do that on the "grand" scale !!

 

For as much as I like GTAO I have yet to feel like I have committed Grand Theft Auto !!!

Did you miss the entire Import/Export update or something?Yup and still enjoying what I mean need more of it. More contact missions like GTA today as well . Edited May 25, 2017 by Remapped

[autofanatic]

Darn thieves stole my TV while I was spectating my mugger's antics!

 

Jesus f*cking christ. Where the f*ck is the f*cking TV?

[ntinoskonsta]

Some people...

 

Just finished modifying my new Comet Retro Custom and want to take it out for a spin, then the absolute degenerate camping on the road shoots me the moment I spawn outside my Office Garage. Killed him twice, then sped off. Why must people shoot even someone that drives such a nice car on sight?

[Hécate-II]

1-press "E" to hover your jet waiting that CEO leaves with the car

2-break passive every 2 minutes after you crashed into a lightpole.

3-enjoy being super mediocre for hours thanks to script kiddies and recent suppression of bounty feature, its now possible to do this sh*t ad infinitum. Get jet, get a miserable kill, crash into a building, go passive, get a new jet, get another miserable kill, crash into a lighpole, go passive...etc

Edited May 25, 2017 by Hécate-II

[No Homing]

Called Lester to get rid of the cops.

Cops were still shooting me despite losing my wanted level.

 

You owe me $400, R*!

[TCA]

I am ABSOLUTELY DONE with the lag switchers. It's serious. I know my gameplay is solid, and I always only hit head shots. This guy was being called out for lagging, so I went over there and literally used BST and hit headshots (to either prove or debunk the claim). As you can see... He was cheating, just like the other PS4 peeps were saying he was. I knew something was fishy the other day when I couldn't kill a level 74... I thought it was lag on my end and it blew my mind... But, NOW I KNOW.

 

Granted, it's always fun to be god mode/lagging in games... But he was bragging about how good he was on the mic. That's what erked me.

 

 

Edit: As you can see, he is not a CEO (so bullshark is out of the question), he has no helmet, and he is also rockin' the checkered outfit... Dead giveaway?

RPG them at the ground. Ran into someone like this year ago.

[Prince_Polaris]

 

Darn thieves stole my TV while I was spectating my mugger's antics!

 

 

Jesus f*cking christ. Where the f*ck is the f*cking TV?

 

 

[Prince_Polaris]

 

Well, this one was my fault

 

 

 

Did the same after a 360º roll (for sh*t and giggles).

 

With still 0 packages delivered.

 

That's what I tried, I was too close to the ground

 

What kind of logic even is it, either? A plane flying high in the air is easier to notice than one that's flying just 10 feet over people's houses and cars? (And said people are probably gonna call 911?)

[Picklez]

When you're doing Titan of a Job and one of your teammates blows up the truck you have to move out of the way.

For what f*cking purpose?

[hyperar]

Finally, a capture, and there's 6 of us... aaaaand at the last moment one switches to the other team, 4 against me and a Lvl. 18, thanks C* for team balancing

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Traffic hitting you in the intersections on purpose reminds me of watchdogs where when you "hack" the street lights the traffic is scripted and automatically an "accident" happens. Seems they left the "hacking" part out.

Ha! I knew it, all the peds are transferred from watch dogs. When you come speeding by they text their fellow hacker pals a few blocks down to run a light manipulation to screw you over. THAT'S why they all run like hell from an accident that literally had nothing to do with them, instead of seeing if the people involved are alright...what in the actual conspiracy f*ck? ...

[Shadowfennekin]

What the f*cking hell kind of f*cking horse sh*t is this?!

I deliver a top range car.... ZERO f*ckING DAMAGE.

Game lags as I reach the yellow circle..... soon lobby empties and I'm finally moved inside

Only to be greeted by a whopping 34 k repair bill! WHAT THE HELL! That is unfair C*

[Prince_Polaris]

What the f*cking hell kind of f*cking horse sh*t is this?!

I deliver a top range car.... ZERO f*ckING DAMAGE.

Game lags as I reach the yellow circle..... soon lobby empties and I'm finally moved inside

Only to be greeted by a whopping 34 k repair bill! WHAT THE HELL! That is unfair C*

It caught fire, that's what (usually) happens when you lag out.... at least you got it there before it blew up!