The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[HamwithCheese]

My R32 had a top speed of 100 on a leveled straight. Dudes Sultan that was in front of me had no issues with catch up.

 

 

God I hate stunt racing.

[Picklez]

Why was the guy at R* who suggested the catchup and slipstream features not immediately slapped in the face and then fired?

[No Homing]

Race countdown is glitched. Starts at 1 but very quickly jumps to go.

Checkpoints at the start don't register. 1 to 16th.

Douchebag Fus Ro Dah's me off the track.

Boost pads turn into launch pads while pulling a wheelie, causing me to land on my back and fall off my bike.

 

Stunt races are f*cking aids.

Edited May 24, 2017 by Sinner's Rise

[mrfonzius]

Why the f*ck does the game throw me into Adversary Modes every time when I want to join Versus Missions for the daily via phone or quick job?!

 

Have to start VS through the job menu by myself then.

[Gridl0k]

^ It's a new game, I'm sure they'll patch it in 1.01

[Nerfgoth]

Why the f*ck does the game throw me into Adversary Modes every time when I want to join Versus Missions for the daily via phone or quick job?!

 

Have to start VS through the job menu by myself then.

Because R* are lazy programmers! Before they counted as VS mission! They changed that but didnt change the phone!

[Crazy_Cico007]

After Adversary mode I lost almost all ammo for weapons ( Rpg,Grenade launcher,Minigun,Homing launcher,Pistols,Sticky bombs,Grenades,Proximity mines,Sniper rifles).

Fu*k this game.

Btw,is there any way to get them back,without buying?This happens all time when I play adversary mode and other jobs.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Why was the guy at R* who suggested the catchup and slipstream features not immediately slapped in the face and then fired?

Because you aren't supposed to win, you're supposed to get trolled and finish in last race, racing its supposed to be unprofitable by design, that's why catch-up only affects first place.

 

At least that's what I like to think, maybe they're just incompetent, idk

[whywontyoulisten]

Randoms dying repeatedly in Humane Labs...KEY CODES. You expect to fail in Deliver EMP or the finale if you attempt it without a decent crew, but f*cking Key Codes?

[DC4B18]

Why the f*ck does the game throw me into Adversary Modes every time when I want to join Versus Missions for the daily via phone or quick job?!

 

Have to start VS through the job menu by myself then.

I f*cking hate this sh*t. Happens to me all the time.

 

Go on call for a job.... then I get put into every other mode but the one I was trying to play. Smh I usually exit the game and turn off the ps4 after sh*t like that.

[Prince_Polaris]

so this happened

[whywontyoulisten]

so this happened

 

 

So you got blocked on copyright grounds in the UK, well done.

[Prince_Polaris]

 

so this happened

So you got blocked on copyright grounds in the UK, well done.

Thanks rebel radio >_<

 

I removed the songs, hopefully YouTube will fix the darn thing

[DentureDynamite]

so this happened

 

lol Has to be a bug--I've noticed in the MC contract mission, Jailbreak, that some of the LSPD actually drive a consistent distance ahead of you...instead of trying to apprehend you.

[Prince_Polaris]

Well, this one was my fault

 

[Prince_Polaris]

 

so this happened

 

lol Has to be a bug--I've noticed in the MC contract mission, Jailbreak, that some of the LSPD actually drive a consistent distance ahead of you...instead of trying to apprehend you.

 

Well, those cars are supposed to be following the NPC who steals the car, but for some reason they kept on going even though I took the car and called them off!

[No Use For A Name]

Thanks for putting a "find using picture of last known location" IE car smack dab in the middle of a gang attack, Rockstar. I really enjoyed getting $6700 worth of damage to a car that should have had none

[Sky_Light12]

so this happened

 

 

that one ?

the cop car and polmav spawned on chase scripted to chase the car , not the first thief to create effect of high speed chases

if you kill the thief then ran off and lose your wanted level , you'll find out some (if not all) squad cars and same polmav (one without gunners) are on standby near the car

 

it is possible to have the polmav follows you even in cargobob , which is funny as it sound when you're leading the polmav into your vehicle warehouse and act like "don't worry , i won't tell anyone"

[HamwithCheese]

After Adversary mode I lost almost all ammo for weapons ( Rpg,Grenade launcher,Minigun,Homing launcher,Pistols,Sticky bombs,Grenades,Proximity mines,Sniper rifles).

Fu*k this game.

Btw,is there any way to get them back,without buying?This happens all time when I play adversary mode and other jobs.

You can do a bunch of survivals.

[sreyazsec]

More invincible c*nts in deathmatches.

Deathmatches are pretty much the thing I do/enjoy the most but these f*ckers are so annoying. I've said it so many times and I'll say it again, why even bother if you're invincible?

How is it any fun knowing you'll win no matter what? F*cking small dick little bitches.

 

xEKSLAR_DP_VPR3Z and NGATUAZ_BR4WL3R you're both c*nts.

 

[Prince_Polaris]

More invincible c*nts in deathmatches.

Deathmatches are pretty much the thing I do/enjoy the most but these f*ckers are so annoying. I've said it so many times and I'll say it again, why even bother if you're invincible?

How is it any fun knowing you'll win no matter what? F*cking small dick little bitches.

 

xEKSLAR_DP_VPR3Z and NGATUAZ_BR4WL3R you're both c*nts.

 

 

What the f*ck kinda names even are those?

[Hybrid_Punk]

More invincible c*nts in deathmatches.

Deathmatches are pretty much the thing I do/enjoy the most but these f*ckers are so annoying. I've said it so many times and I'll say it again, why even bother if you're invincible?

How is it any fun knowing you'll win no matter what? F*cking small dick little bitches.

 

xEKSLAR_DP_VPR3Z and NGATUAZ_BR4WL3R you're both c*nts.

 

Those names lol

[Non Funkable Token]

Well, this one was my fault

 

 

Did the same after a 360º roll (for sh*t and giggles).

 

With still 0 packages delivered.

[FourFingersOfFun]

I logged on today and was immediately awarded with a screen popping up saying I was awarded 500k. But I have no idea what for?

[askinnywhitedildo]

 

More invincible c*nts in deathmatches.

Deathmatches are pretty much the thing I do/enjoy the most but these f*ckers are so annoying. I've said it so many times and I'll say it again, why even bother if you're invincible?

How is it any fun knowing you'll win no matter what? F*cking small dick little bitches.

 

xEKSLAR_DP_VPR3Z and NGATUAZ_BR4WL3R you're both c*nts.

 

 

What the f*ck kinda names even are those?

 

f*cking sh*t names

 

And I can't even play. Haven't been able to for days. Constant disconnection.

[Prince_Polaris]

 

 

More invincible c*nts in deathmatches.

Deathmatches are pretty much the thing I do/enjoy the most but these f*ckers are so annoying. I've said it so many times and I'll say it again, why even bother if you're invincible?

How is it any fun knowing you'll win no matter what? F*cking small dick little bitches.

 

xEKSLAR_DP_VPR3Z and NGATUAZ_BR4WL3R you're both c*nts.

 

 

What the f*ck kinda names even are those?

 

f*cking sh*t names

 

And I can't even play. Haven't been able to for days. Constant disconnection.

Servers are loaded with people, sessions fill up fast and then a modder rapes you

[Happy Hunter]

Why is the matchmaking so f*cking terrible? I can't be the only guy in the world trying to get a daily objective done.

[Opzeker]

Why is the matchmaking so f*cking terrible? I can't be the only guy in the world trying to get a daily objective done.

The matchmaking is a trainwreck, I gave up on daily objectives a long time ago.

 

Wouldn't it be great if daily objectives were the same for everybody?

Some captures and last team standings can be quite fun, if you get a lobby full for once in a million years that is.

[sreyazsec]

 

 

 

What the f*ck kinda names even are those?

 

 

 

 

Those names lol

 

 

 

I think they were friends or something because there was only me and them and they both had colour coordinated outfits on.

 

Basically dressed like gang members. One all in yellow, one all in red. With the bandana over the face and the snapbacks. I'm pretty sure they were living out some childhood dreams of being gangbangers.

[Prince_Polaris]

 

 

 

 

What the f*ck kinda names even are those?

 

 

 

 

Those names lol

 

 

 

I think they were friends or something because there was only me and them and they both had colour coordinated outfits on.

 

Basically dressed like gang members. One all in yellow, one all in red. With the bandana over the face and the snapbacks. I'm pretty sure they were living out some childhood dreams of being gangbangers.

Kind of cute in a... really autistic way, all friendships are different I suppose.