The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[ntinoskonsta]

LSRR spamming the living daylights out of Bob Seger. Sure, both his songs in GTA are great, but I need some Danger Zone and Black Velvet in my life

 

Hollywood Nights is starting as I'm writing this.

[Coleco]

LSRR spamming the living daylights out of Bob Seger.

 

Haha, I know right? I'm glad it's not just me who thought this

[Retro Flutter]

LSRR spamming the living daylights out of Bob Seger. Sure, both his songs in GTA are great, but I need some Danger Zone and Black Velvet in my life

 

Hollywood Nights is starting as I'm writing this.

 

It seems ot be a rare occurence to hear Danger Zone on the radio, it's my all time fave song in GTA V

[Nerfgoth]

 

LSRR spamming the living daylights out of Bob Seger. Sure, both his songs in GTA are great, but I need some Danger Zone and Black Velvet in my life

 

Hollywood Nights is starting as I'm writing this.

It seems ot be a rare occurence to hear Danger Zone on the radio, it's my all time fave song in GTA V

To bitch and moan even more about the radio, the playlist in one vehicle doesnt follow you over to the next one! And the list of songs are better in races.

[ntinoskonsta]

Kenny Loggins really needs to shamelessly self-promote play his own songs more.

[Picklez]

It still hurts. All this time later, and it still hurts.

 

 

All the things R* could have f*cked up with this car, and they did it with every single aspect like they were filling out a damn checklist.

-In the sports class instead of muscle class because f*ck you.

-Can't compete in the sports class.

-Performance would have let it compete in the muscle class where it actually belongs.

-No mod options whatsoever.

-That means no spoiler benefit either.

-Costs nearly a million dollars.

-Can't even really drift all that well, despite the name.

 

The developer offices for GTAO have to have the biggest concentration of apathy and stupidity on the f*cking planet, I swear.

[Picklez]

Kenny Loggins really needs to shamelessly self-promote play his own songs more.

Funny enough this song got scrapped.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmPckNvD3Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmPckNvD3E

 

Was supposed to play after Loggins says "I'm alright baby, nobody worry about me.", but it was scrapped pretty late for some reason.

[Sky_Light12]

*sigh* just crashed my motorcycle after mistooking what seems to be a cat turns out to be white plastic bag resting in middle of dark road

minor scratch but what's iritating its all for nothing and i was already healed my injuries about half month ago

[whywontyoulisten]

 

The developer offices for GTAO have to have the biggest concentration of apathy and stupidity on the f*cking planet, I swear.

I'd say it's tied with this forum.

[whywontyoulisten]

Players want info on gunrunning and what does rockstar do? They announce that there upcoming game is delayed. Rockstar Logic strikes again.

"we are firm believers in delivering a game only when it is ready"

 

Lolololol.

[Pedinhuh]

 

Players want info on gunrunning and what does rockstar do? They announce that there upcoming game is delayed. Rockstar Logic strikes again.

"we are firm believers in delivering a game only when it is ready"

 

Lolololol.

Yes, GTA: Online was very ready when it launched.

[A Maned Wolf]

Stop trying to kill me game!

 

[sreyazsec]

I doubt I'm the only one whose noticed this but the colour is off on some of the black items of clothing. They look dirty brown instead of black, it gets right under my skin.

Tiny complaint, but a complaint nonetheless.

[No Homing]

I just played Stunt - Gauntlet and at the start I jumped over the checkpoint and landed on the 'roof' and there were a bunch of other people there too. LIke what the hell man... at the freaking start?? I know a big slipstream, even in midair and you can avoid the ramp and go left or right of it to be faster but seriously man... these stunt races are a f*cking joke.

[Retro Flutter]

It still hurts. All this time later, and it still hurts.

 

 

All the things R* could have f*cked up with this car, and they did it with every single aspect like they were filling out a damn checklist.

-In the sports class instead of muscle class because f*ck you.

-Can't compete in the sports class.

-Performance would have let it compete in the muscle class where it actually belongs.

-No mod options whatsoever.

-That means no spoiler benefit either.

-Costs nearly a million dollars.

-Can't even really drift all that well, despite the name.

 

The developer offices for GTAO have to have the biggest concentration of apathy and stupidity on the f*cking planet, I swear.

 

 

I think the ONLY reason it's in Sports class is because it's AWD....otherwise, it belongs in the Muscle class...f*ck what Rockstar's text says on the info thing for this car, I'm still calling it a Muscle car, because it is one, despite being AWD.

 

Rockstar Logic strikes again...

Edited May 23, 2017 by xFluttershy

[HardBassAdidas]

 

Off the radar while 1 v 1 sucks too...

Off radar Lazers going after random players in Buzzards suck more (he crashed after the second kill - so here we are in the video, on foot).

 

Not that I have to explain myself to you lol. If you're into that kind of suicide thing, good for you. I just find it funny.

 

I rly dont care.. i'm just saying using off the radar while 1 vs 1 is worst tactic ever.You can only beat that by using passive and wait one minute or three (if its ghost org).But since he had a bounty on him (he cant go passive) so he choice to easy way out....Cuz no free frags for u.

Edited May 23, 2017 by HardBassAdidas

[Covid 19]

To the people that insist in killing MC Presidents and CEO's while they collect and sell. I really hope you get the most agonizingly slowest painful death imaginable...

[Prince_Polaris]

It still hurts. All this time later, and it still hurts.

 

 

All the things R* could have f*cked up with this car, and they did it with every single aspect like they were filling out a damn checklist.

-In the sports class instead of muscle class because f*ck you.

-Can't compete in the sports class.

-Performance would have let it compete in the muscle class where it actually belongs.

-No mod options whatsoever.

-That means no spoiler benefit either.

-Costs nearly a million dollars.

-Can't even really drift all that well, despite the name.

 

The developer offices for GTAO have to have the biggest concentration of apathy and stupidity on the f*cking planet, I swear.

Who remembers when they added a huge, slow vehicle that can only take one RPG before sinking? And then made it over a f*cking million....

[Anasterian]

When black clothing textures look ... well, not black. purple green ish thing. makes me think it's artifacts and that triggers me so much.

 

 

Also I hate how the script kiddies are doing whatever the hell they want with the game and everyone's all like "chill just hide in solo sessions its ok", internet media is all like "but look not all modders are bad ok" Like can you go to hell with that sh*t? Why the hell is this still a thing? Idgaf if R* screwed up by doing this online P2P, or whatever else is the reason, why the hell is this being allowed to go on as long as it is? They take weeks on end to fix like 5 features out of a hundred stupid things those sh*theads can do to legit players, and here we are, script kiddies released a new version and it's back to square one.

 

I stopped playing, because frankly it's not fun when I have to look at the players in every lobby just to make sure my legit progress is safe. I can't be bothered to keep watch on whether someone's dropping money. I'm not going to f*cking walk on egg shells afterwards because I've got an extra million on my account so now I have to watch my spending or else big bad R* bans me.

 

Because obviously, a legit player spending a few illegal dollars is more banworthy than the script kid that takes 30 seconds to crash everyone in the lobby after flooding their account with extra money.

 

Obviously.

 

Not a single statement from R* on this sh*t, other than a minor support page where they do the usual "we're looking into it, meanwhile enjoy being terrorized by the cheaters ok"

 

inb4 "chill just find another game" I did, except I can't even trust R* to get it right with GTA 6. If there is one. On PC. Because who needs a proper online infrastructure, better just make it P2P and hope people will be honest- oh wait.

 

Might as well wait until a few years later and hopefully at least a large part of the script f*ckers will get bored with this game and go on to call of duty 20 or whatever it will be by then

[No Homing]

So I was in a session. Did a quick job for a stunt race. Loaded into the lobby, host started it.

Then, suddenly: timed out joining GTAO.

Wut?

Even the errors are lying to us now!

[Prince_Polaris]

When black clothing textures look ... well, not black. purple green ish thing. makes me think it's artifacts and that triggers me so much.

 

 

Also I hate how the script kiddies are doing whatever the hell they want with the game and everyone's all like "chill just hide in solo sessions its ok", internet media is all like "but look not all modders are bad ok" Like can you go to hell with that sh*t? Why the hell is this still a thing? Idgaf if R* screwed up by doing this online P2P, or whatever else is the reason, why the hell is this being allowed to go on as long as it is? They take weeks on end to fix like 5 features out of a hundred stupid things those sh*theads can do to legit players, and here we are, script kiddies released a new version and it's back to square one.

 

I stopped playing, because frankly it's not fun when I have to look at the players in every lobby just to make sure my legit progress is safe. I can't be bothered to keep watch on whether someone's dropping money. I'm not going to f*cking walk on egg shells afterwards because I've got an extra million on my account so now I have to watch my spending or else big bad R* bans me.

 

Because obviously, a legit player spending a few illegal dollars is more banworthy than the script kid that takes 30 seconds to crash everyone in the lobby after flooding their account with extra money.

 

Obviously.

 

Not a single statement from R* on this sh*t, other than a minor support page where they do the usual "we're looking into it, meanwhile enjoy being terrorized by the cheaters ok"

 

inb4 "chill just find another game" I did, except I can't even trust R* to get it right with GTA 6. If there is one. On PC. Because who needs a proper online infrastructure, better just make it P2P and hope people will be honest- oh wait.

 

Might as well wait until a few years later and hopefully at least a large part of the script f*ckers will get bored with this game and go on to call of duty 20 or whatever it will be by then

Man you said it, just earlier I got another 650k from a f*cking script kid. I don't f*cking want this money, I like my game like it is and I don't want to be taken back to f*cking level one!

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

It still hurts. All this time later, and it still hurts.

 

 

All the things R* could have f*cked up with this car, and they did it with every single aspect like they were filling out a damn checklist.

-In the sports class instead of muscle class because f*ck you.

-Can't compete in the sports class.

-Performance would have let it compete in the muscle class where it actually belongs.

-No mod options whatsoever.

-That means no spoiler benefit either.

-Costs nearly a million dollars.

-Can't even really drift all that well, despite the name.

 

The developer offices for GTAO have to have the biggest concentration of apathy and stupidity on the f*cking planet, I swear.

To be honest, the Drift Tampa can actually drift... under the rain.

 

Now, to follow the topic, I wish that R* removes buying ammo through the Interaction menu, while is convenient sometimes, does way more harm than good, everybody just spams RPGs and stickies all day...

 

Which brings me to the next point, the explosions in this game have a very wide effective ratio, you could be 2 meters away from an RPG explosion and you could die regardless, even if you take cover, it doesn't protect you at all.

 

I just want a proper battle with rifles, not an boding explosion spamfest.

 

#nerfexplosivespls

[DC4B18]

*walks into office*

 

Assistant: Hey boss...

 

Me: Stop calling me about that stupid f*cking garage!!! I'm never gonna buy it!!!!

 

I don't want it! *pistol whip*

 

I don't need it!! *pistol whip*

 

Say garage again motherf*cker I dare you. . . .

 

*leaves office*

 

*assistant calls*

 

*easy way out*

[Black Terminator]

Players who are obsessed with ghost mode and off radar.

[Non Funkable Token]

LSRR spamming the living daylights out of Bob Seger. Sure, both his songs in GTA are great, but I need some Danger Zone and Black Velvet in my life

 

Hollywood Nights is starting as I'm writing this.

 

THIS.

 

I hate how the radio stations are programmed to play some songs more than others.

[Prince_Polaris]

Hey is anyone else being forced to sign into social club again? Me and my brother both have been, and then it failed to connect so I got kicked back to GTA V

[Haokizaru]

I was expecting to find b*tches moaning when i clicked on this topic ...

 

Not satisfied.

[Retro Flutter]

When black clothing textures look ... well, not black. purple green ish thing. makes me think it's artifacts and that triggers me so much.

 

 

I hate that...I notice it most on black jeans/pants. I don't even know why it's like that...black is black.

[rlk232]

So nothing new but did they get rid of existing bonuses on special races? Leaving PS4 in rest mode til I get more info...

[Shadowfennekin]

UGH! I hate the Ex Search in that damn scrapyard so much! Why, why, why! No matter where I am in Los Santos, no matter if I did an Ex Search in the lobby or not.... every day at some point I get that f*cking piece of sh*t. It's boring as f*ck to walk around, nobody to punch, and nobody comes down so you can just let them win.