The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[A Maned Wolf]

Tryhards. The level of tryhard-ery in this game is staggering...

 

Invisible costumes. Special needs helmets. Bullshark Testosterone addicts. Off the Radar. Jet griefers. Emo EWO kids. Armored cars. Wall breaches. Ghost Organization. More explosions than in the Middle East. Aimbots. Dudes that lure you out to the beach in hopes of spawn-trapping you. Dudes that follow you around in passive, get a cheap kill, then go back into passive...

 

I love this game, but Los Santos is full of bottom-feeders.

Don't forget the LSC scavengers, f*ck-wits with homo-launchers camping from the top of Maze Bank Office, and the one bitch throwing rockets at my house when I don't come out to get killed.

*Sigh*

[Kushology]

Got killed by jet griefer, they crashed, instantly goes passive. I message asking why they went passive and they start sh*t with me, calling me a "crybaby" and various other bs. I message them, "go grab your skill off the helipad, already know you're trash on foot".

 

Lo and behold they did. They killed me again and they message me some more talking even more sh*t from a jet while I'm on the ground the entire time..

 

Countdown for Near Misses starts, I camp out a tunnel. Soon as timer ends I use Lesters OTR. Got up to 100 someodd. They follow me to SS. I get off my bike use Ghost Organization. Fire off a few HL's and snipe at their jet while they're distracted. Then go sit in the highway tunnel to wait to use Ghost again so I can go to my yacht in PB behind defenses.

 

This bitch literally sat there and camped the tunnel the entire time. Soon as I hit Ghost, they strafed the entire highway, up and down.

 

Meanwhile I'm on the beach trying to get far enough they don't see me flying to my yacht in my Buzzard. Get to my yacht.. 9k bounty. Set 1k on them and said that's all they're worth. Then, after all that. Tells their friend to message me to "stop" and that I'm the one that started sh*t and I told them the REAL story and they apologized. f*ck outta here.

Edited September 1, 2016 by Kushology

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

Tryhards. The level of tryhard-ery in this game is staggering...

Invisible costumes. Special needs helmets. Bullshark Testosterone addicts. Off the Radar. Jet griefers. Emo EWO kids. Armored cars. Wall breaches. Ghost Organization. More explosions than in the Middle East. Aimbots. Dudes that lure you out to the beach in hopes of spawn-trapping you. Dudes that follow you around in passive, get a cheap kill, then go back into passive...

I love this game, but Los Santos is full of bottom-feeders.

 

Don't forget the LSC scavengers, f*ck-wits with homo-launchers camping from the top of Maze Bank Office, and the one bitch throwing rockets at my house when I don't come out to get killed.

*Sigh*

 

And the f*cker that kamikazes my damn office becuase of my CEO name....

[Tonguegirl]

. Special needs helmets.

^^LOL ^^

 

Heist hosts. If you must have Matchmaking on, give the on-call players time to decide if they want to stay. Heisting 101 FFS.

[trieper47]

 

Tryhards. The level of tryhard-ery in this game is staggering...

 

Invisible costumes. Special needs helmets. Bullshark Testosterone addicts. Off the Radar. Jet griefers. Emo EWO kids. Armored cars. Wall breaches. Ghost Organization. More explosions than in the Middle East. Aimbots. Dudes that lure you out to the beach in hopes of spawn-trapping you. Dudes that follow you around in passive, get a cheap kill, then go back into passive...

 

I love this game, but Los Santos is full of bottom-feeders.

Don't forget the LSC scavengers, f*ck-wits with homo-launchers camping from the top of Maze Bank Office, and the one bitch throwing rockets at my house when I don't come out to get killed.

*Sigh*

 

 

All these are basically the crux of my B'ing and M'ing on the previous page. Nobody actually has any gun or combat game anymore. Its all genuine squeakers - adolescent squeakers and adult squeakers in pub lobbies pulling every trick in the book to boost their KD (you both forgot the jagoffs who suicide themselves when they are about to get killed).

 

Pub freemode is a cesspool - plain and simple. Full of sewage and turds who got nothing to do but stroke themselves over their artificial KD (since they will never ever get pussy ever) and who like to say "bodied n****ga!" like they tough (meanwhile they're white kids in the suburbs who'd get "bodied" the minute they even hint at that around real-life gangstas who spent their lives in the hood).

 

Well - they can have their public lobbies back! My time in there is over and I won the bar bet! Too many of my friends (6 to be exact) accused me of having a snobby pre-judgemental attitude toward public lobbies without really spending time there. Well the last few months I dug in the trenches with them and pointed out this crap above. They tried to justify it somehow saying fight fire with fire or whatever but it was done - my point was made - esp after a lot of them would switch usually because of a jet griefer or wall breacher or whatever! Now they all owe me Pac Standard finales paying 70%!

 

Thank You GTA Public Community for being what I knew you always were......

[LahTigre]

 

Tryhards. The level of tryhard-ery in this game is staggering...

 

Invisible costumes. Special needs helmets. Bullshark Testosterone addicts. Off the Radar. Jet griefers. Emo EWO kids. Armored cars. Wall breaches. Ghost Organization. More explosions than in the Middle East. Aimbots. Dudes that lure you out to the beach in hopes of spawn-trapping you. Dudes that follow you around in passive, get a cheap kill, then go back into passive...

 

I love this game, but Los Santos is full of bottom-feeders.

Don't forget the LSC scavengers, f*ck-wits with homo-launchers camping from the top of Maze Bank Office, and the one bitch throwing rockets at my house when I don't come out to get killed.

*Sigh*

 

 

 

*Someone is buzzing your door.*

 

 

Ugh. It's never Publisher's Clearing House.

[CrysisAverted]

wanna play

load up gta

playstation notwork™ is undergoing maintenance

[ciel]

 

Got killed by jet griefer, they crashed, instantly goes passive. I message asking why they went passive and they start sh*t with me, calling me a "crybaby" and various other bs. I message them, "go grab your skill off the helipad, already know you're trash on foot".

Lo and behold they did. They killed me again and they message me some more talking even more sh*t from a jet while I'm on the ground the entire time..

Countdown for Near Misses starts, I camp out a tunnel. Soon as timer ends I use Lesters OTR. Got up to 100 someodd. They follow me to SS. I get off my bike use Ghost Organization. Fire off a few HL's and snipe at their jet while they're distracted. Then go sit in the highway tunnel to wait to use Ghost again so I can go to my yacht in PB behind defenses.

This bitch literally sat there and camped the tunnel the entire time. Soon as I hit Ghost, they strafed the entire highway, up and down.

Meanwhile I'm on the beach trying to get far enough they don't see me flying to my yacht in my Buzzard. Get to my yacht.. 9k bounty. Set 1k on them and said that's all they're worth. Then, after all that. Tells their friend to message me to "stop" and that I'm the one that started sh*t and I told them the REAL story and they apologized. f*ck outta here.

 

 

You didn't have to explain yourself to a stranger. Just kill them a bunch and move on. What I can't believe is that they actually called up a friend crying to them.. lol. Are you that scared of being reported to Rockstar or?

Edited September 1, 2016 by Candy Suxxx

[Cackling Jack]

Man these kids that have level 6000 or 8000 accounts are really trash and think they are good. Fu*king try hards. Guess what I just kicked the sh!t outta off you with my level 73 character! Its not the rank behind the player its the skill.

 

#rant over

[LahTigre]

wanna play

load up gta

playstation notwork™ is undergoing maintenance

And what do you know..story mode won't even load.

[malcolmfunktion]

f*ck you PSN! Is it down for everyone else?

[Kushology]

f*ck you PSN! Is it down for everyone else?

No....

 

yes....middle of making a crew colour too.

 

Edited September 1, 2016 by Kushology

[PetrolCB]

 

B&M for the past week...

 

It's too damn easy to get "Dodgy" status. I spent a second BS term last week for only about 8-9 hours (left my system on with me watching the tube in a freeroam lobby as I slept), since then, it's been a bastard trying to stay afloat. Either I get "kicked from lobby" notes or just poor (butt hurt) repercussions from ground combat.

 

Oh well.

If I go dodgy I immediately remove myself from the public. Someone will report you just for being dodgy. About an hour in an invite only session should do. I don't recommend playing a mission while dodgy because if things go wrong or for whatever reason you leave you have a high chance of becoming a bad sport.

 

Oh, I've got some Shawshank escapes in the rotary. I was just venting, because I feel neutered in free roam.

[ciel]

 

f*ck you PSN! Is it down for everyone else?

No....

 

yes....middle of making a crew colour too.

 

Messaging app isn't working either.

[A Maned Wolf]

 

 

f*ck you PSN! Is it down for everyone else?

No....

 

yes....middle of making a crew colour too.

 

Messaging app isn't working either.

 

I'm still cool, just finished a game on BF1 with a light tank; went 81-0... Glad for once morons were fighting against me, not with me.

[Kushology]

 

 

f*ck you PSN! Is it down for everyone else?

No....

 

yes....middle of making a crew colour too.

 

Messaging app isn't working either.

For some reason, it says I'm online yet nothing will load. Not even my friendslist. Just happened to send you that picture you've been asking for when it went down. Lol.

 

And I know I didn't have to defend myself, but this person, their friend and even a crew mate were jet griefing the whole lobby. Bitch killed me and crew member just sat there with thumb up her butt watching me get killed. It seemed the 3 were friends. Would've been nice for said crewmate to message other two. "Hey, some of my crew is in here, watch who you're killing". I f*ckin' do that sh*t. If we're f*cking sh*t up ourselves and a friend of mine joins or whatever, I'll say, "hey blahblahblah is okay, don't kill" and then my friend.

[ciel]

Oh right.. didn't realise a fellow crew member was in cahoots.

[malcolmfunktion]

This sucks all manner of ass...I've been waiting all night for this time alone to rip LS a new one. Can't even f*ck off over to Netflix.

[Kushology]

This sucks all manner of ass...I've been waiting all night for this time alone to rip LS a new one. Can't even f*ck off over to Netflix.

Depending whose ass it is.. I beg to differ.

[MilaBella101]

When people ask if you can help them make a female character to look like a specific celebrity. I'm sorry but I can't make your female look like Taylor swift when we barely have more than 20 parents combination o.O... ( just guessing on the number of parent options we have lol )

[Irish45455]

Come home from hitting Pokestops, hoping to get on and try and get some double money and do DOs and of course, PSN is down. F*CK. MY. LIFE. Can't even use YouTube or Hulu. *flips table*

Edited September 2, 2016 by Irish45455

[A Maned Wolf]

 

 

Tryhards. The level of tryhard-ery in this game is staggering...

 

Invisible costumes. Special needs helmets. Bullshark Testosterone addicts. Off the Radar. Jet griefers. Emo EWO kids. Armored cars. Wall breaches. Ghost Organization. More explosions than in the Middle East. Aimbots. Dudes that lure you out to the beach in hopes of spawn-trapping you. Dudes that follow you around in passive, get a cheap kill, then go back into passive...

 

I love this game, but Los Santos is full of bottom-feeders.

Don't forget the LSC scavengers, f*ck-wits with homo-launchers camping from the top of Maze Bank Office, and the one bitch throwing rockets at my house when I don't come out to get killed.

*Sigh*

 

 

 

*Someone is buzzing your door.*

 

 

Ugh. It's never Publisher's Clearing House.

 

More like Public Cleaning House

*groan*

[Saddy606yu]

Man these kids that have level 6000 or 8000 accounts are really trash and think they are good. Fu*king try hards. Guess what I just kicked the sh!t outta off you with my level 73 character! Its not the rank behind the player its the skill.

 

#rant over

they were just trash then lol but yea if the player isnt good you can say that for now but i would've dropped you in one shot due to your level, no problems at all soon as tou turn the corner, BOOM

you*

[CrysisAverted]

gonna start doing some real pvp

all players have left the session

 

just end up joining stunt race

end up jumping way over finish line when I was 1st place

Edited September 2, 2016 by CrysisAverted

[Dacelo]

Moving target comes up, 'oh, this'll be an easy 40k'.

It's on a Lectro, okay, that might make things a little more difficult.

Barely 30 seconds on it and an NPC makes a RIGHT ANGLE TURN directly into me on a TWO WAY STREET with no turns for at least 500 metres either way.

Some asshole comes flying around the corner and runs me over. Gee, at least I got 1k as a consolation prize. Thanks Rockstar!

Edited September 2, 2016 by D.B. Cooper

[CrysisAverted]

go into director mode

make it rain

its not working, I don't see any rain and all I hear is rain for a good 10 seconds and then its gone.

[Shadowfennekin]

Try driving the Moving Target motorbike carefully down Chiliad instead of going the long way, slight bump and my character falls off. Bike goes flying down...... my character reaches it RIGHT as the last second to get back onto the bike is over.

[ciel]

 

Do I feel guilty for killing some squeaker who is apparently wheelchair bound?

 

lol n0p.

Lmao what did the Lil piece of sh*t do?

Wow, I am late with this reply. I forgot I had a bounty placed on me and he killed me when I was holding up a store for a DO, being the salty bitch that I am.. I followed him to the airport and ran him down with my Kuruma. He then sent me a party invite, I joined and he was yelling/asking "would you kill a disabled kid in real life???"

 

Me: uh why what's wrong with you?

 

He then spouted some crap about not being able to walk since he was 8 or something.

 

 

I left the party then broke into a fit of giggles.

[LahTigre]

I don't know why I bother doing stunt races. So I can keep my loss column growing? Or so I can kick myself for buying a Tyrus??

 

 

....remote play from my laptop doesn't help I suppose.

Edited September 2, 2016 by LahTigre

[Phasers]

finding competent people to help me finish the prison break heist. i always end up with some rando who dies right at the start once were inside or someone who crashes the plane right before the end.