The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Kushology]

Whats the f*cking point of the BP helmet having a chin strap if it falls off if you are nudged in the shin by a car in director mode...

Was just about to post the exact same thing, more or less.. and you can't point in Director Mode either, they just shake their head no..or have access to Online PV or personal property that you have Online. Director Mode needs an update..

Edited August 31, 2016 by Kushology

[Irish45455]

Joined a random session, started driving around, and didn't even pay any attention to the three way fire fight between three organizations near the Maze Bank building. I drive semi-closely to my office (Maze Bank building) and get a message: "wut dafuq u doin in mah lobee? Fukkin leeve, skrub!" Huh, interesting. I must not have gotten the memo about people being able to specifically claim a session as their own. I didn't even reply, just kept driving around looking for a Futo when I see "Players in the session are voting to kick you". Seriously? How immature could you pos- and I got kicked, all the way back to single player because for some idiot reason, the game couldn't find a new session after damn near five minutes in the clouds. *sigh* Whatever. Just started an invite only session and grinded missions. So much for double money in Freemode events.

Edited August 31, 2016 by Irish45455

[WATTSNATIONALIST]

Ppl who get mad when sniped from a block away because they casually stroll out of_____________, then message me.

 

What am I supposed to do, care?

 

I don't.

 

#paythebenz

[ciel]

I got hate mail because I left a randumb's PS finale because he wouldn't set it to player saved outfits. I know some players can do it without the heavy vest just fine but I can't. f*ck off mate.

[Mr_Zombly]

I got hate mail because I left a randumb's PS finale because he wouldn't set it to player saved outfits. I know some players can do it without the heavy vest just fine but I can't. f*ck off mate.

I can do it with out the heavy vest, but the host can go f*ck themselves if they think I'm wearing what they want.

[Mervz789]

The Fact that my minigun is the only thing that effectively kill enemies in CEO/VIP missions shows how much health they have. I mean the bloody c*nts survived a goddamn RPG! A MOTHERf*ckING RPG!

[Hunter]

I mean the bloody c*nts survived a goddamn RPG! A MOTHERf*ckING RPG!

It's ridiculous.

 

 

 

[Nerfgoth]

 

I got hate mail because I left a randumb's PS finale because he wouldn't set it to player saved outfits. I know some players can do it without the heavy vest just fine but I can't. f*ck off mate.

I can do it with out the heavy vest, but the host can go f*ck themselves if they think I'm wearing what they want.

 

And when i see it, i know 9 of 10 times they will fail!

[Non Funkable Token]

I can also do the PS finale run without heavy vest, but it happens that I don't want to waste 5 out of my 10 armors on it in the best case (if we make it at the first try). The most probably thing is to run absolutely out of armor and snacks because a nutjob or 2 keep dying miserably.

 

And that's the B&M: your ammo gets reseted in heists after each fail, why cannot be the same with armor and snacks? R* fun police and greed police acting together, I know.........

 

This is why the lack of heavy vest in the PS finale is a NO GO 99% of the time, 100% with randoms involved.

[Handsome Jack]

My B&M for the day is strange.

 

I am confused as to why people think I am just some random, easy to f*ck with, person... I mean, seriously.

 

I guess it's because people assume I am modded because of my stats. All too often, this happens. No wonder people get pissed.

 

#autoaimgodlol

 

 

I hate when people hide in that turtle shell I shotguned these guys then kept killing them and when I left the battle I get a "players are voting to kick you" like foh with that sh*t.

[Action_Andy]

I hate it when record lap times are not saved. I ABSOLUTELY F*CKING HATE IT! Yesterday, I did a freaking 2:01,1xx time in Threading the Needle, a track that I absolutely love and desperately hate at the same time because I f*ck up nine out of ten times at the very end with those f*cking bollards! I hate those things! I shot RPGs on them and emptying my minigun every time I see them in free roam!

But not this time! I did a marvellous run and went extra save around the bollards, maybe losing a second there, and got a 2:01:1xx (forgot about the last two digits) time with instant cheater/modder accusations from the lobby. I went on playing for like an hour afterwards, doing a couple of more races and some CEO-Work. It is all saved, the new rank is saved, the money is saved, the crates are saved, the win-loss record in races is saved, the lap time ... is not ... It's f*cking not ... Why? Why, Cockstar, why!?

It's not the first time that this happened to me but I was very proud of this time, so Im f*cking raging right now!

[RollsReus1959]

My B&M for the day is strange.

 

I am confused as to why people think I am just some random, easy to f*ck with, person... I mean, seriously.

 

I guess it's because people assume I am modded because of my stats. All too often, this happens. No wonder people get pissed.

 

#autoaimgodlol

 

 

 

Haha...I did that tonight.

 

Some guy killed me in their Insurgent. Wanted more and I killed both of them and stole their insurgent and drove it into the water. They got another one and I stole that one and I would stop and get in the back while their approaching and shot them out.

 

Never once did they set it on NO-One to kick me out.

 

Good stuff bro.

 

It reminded me of the days when there would be god mode vehicles. I would get into them and drive them into the water. Hacks would spawn players chrome god mode tanks and I would just steal them.

Edited August 31, 2016 by RollsReus1959

[GrizzJack]

Failed kill list event right on the last enemy, everyone was watching who couldn't get to chopper in time. #shame

[Handsome Jack]

Yo I hate how my hands come alive alien hand syndrome scary stuff.

Failed kill list event right on the last enemy, everyone was watching who couldn't get to chopper in time. #shame

Man sorry about thar you got the cash?

[Aqua]

This corner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJwhNuIYiYE

[GrizzJack]

Man sorry about thar you got the cash?

not a dime at all, there's no excuse for loosing in this game, lol, only big text screen saying "failed"

[Bermuda185]

I hate freemode events because every time when you in the middle of an event you lag out... damn it!

 

F*CKKKK.. and again. jumping out of a helicopter and almost winning the longest jump without parachute challenge. Error occured. Damn Rockstar, fix this problem! there was no error, only youre sh*t is an error!!

[rlk232]

Just give us new stuff to do (no more adversary crap), a 6th property and try to be creative, ffs. Is that asking so much? I've played the game like 10 hours in 8 weeks now.

Edited August 31, 2016 by rlk232

[zebandito]

Daily objectives not resetting

[Bermuda185]

 

I hate freemode events because every time when you in the middle of an event you lag out... damn it!

 

F*CKKKK.. and again. jumping out of a helicopter and almost winning the longest jump without parachute challenge. Error occured. Damn Rockstar, fix this problem! there was no error, only youre sh*t is an error!!

 

And here we go again... mannnnnnn

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

I spent most of the day downloading the BF1 open Beta, hyped as hell to play and get back in the groove of things, queue sh*tty luck, turns out The sh*theads at PoodleCorp have DDoS the entire EA Severbank for everything EA, so I can't log in. One plus is the menu music on BF1 is God-tier levels of good.

Edited August 31, 2016 by SuzukiRazgriz

[Jammsbro]

This corner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJwhNuIYiYE

If you haven't learned to brake before that corner by now, it's on you if you go over.

[Hunter]

It's so lame when you've got those types who are just killing themselves every second. I don't mean people who kill themselves when the cops are on them, or even when they're outnumbered - I mean those people who literally are like "you look at them; they explode".

 

Take this guy. So this random guy gets a jet, and tries to harass me. He gets me a handful of times (maybe 4?) but then the jet starts smoking and he bails. I get my Buzzard to dish out revenge, and he's just blowing up every second.

 

I can kind of get when people kill themselves while RPG'ing a jet (even though I think it's pointless), but when a little Buzzard is enough to make you panic that much and just spam the suicide button, you've got to wonder ... I mean, really? Funny thing is, he probably could've got me pretty easily if he just pulled himself together instead of insta-suiciding.

 

 

 

 

Edited August 31, 2016 by Icantthinkofonew

[Shadowfennekin]

Really? You sit there waiting for somebody to take the Moving Target vehicle then blow it up once somebody gets in? How low can you get?

 

 

 

 

Also, when a person is RIGHT there and you're waiting for a Gunner in order to start moving the Insurgent Pickup but he just walks away seeing somebody already inside..... yeah, thanks I could have used your help killing the Buzzard that blew me up as I had no way of fighting back due to being locked inside. He got a few lucky shots when I had to drive uphill.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

played gtao on ps3 because i removed the gamefiles from my pc because it sucks to play there anyhow

 

i was able to kill loads of people, just because a script kid found it funny to collect everyone in the lobby at one spot by suddenly spawning them together and i was using an rpg to make sure i would not get killed

 

and after that more people went iddle instead of leaving, probably asking high ranks(including me) for money drops and why "i"/they was/were doing this sh*t, so yea...

 

GG Rockstar....GG.....

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

To the random-number generator that picks what type of cargo buying I get:

STOP sending me to the building that's under construction across from the Alta St. apartments!

• The NPCs have great cover
• They can and will shoot through the steel girders
• They have the aiming skills of a T-1000 and can blind-fire headshot you from across the street (and at any angle)
• The Buzzard (or Hydra/Savage) are nullified by the building and the cover the NPCs have
• You have to drive (usually) the Journey or Camper around the paperclip-shaped path to get out of there
• If you're really unlucky, cops will happen to drive by and decide the firefight is your fault, so you have that to deal with, too.
• The parked NPC's cars will sometimes block the only exits so that the 12 horsepower Journey struggles to push it... as NPC reinforcements have time to arrive.
• Once you have the vehicle it takes other players minimal effort to F-up your mission since you start so close to other offices and you being in cramped quarters with limited egress.

I hate to play the noob card for what should be a quick cargo-job, but I just rocket the the guards at the front, land, then call for the Kuruma and kill the guards the pansy way, shooting out of the bulletproof turtle shell.

those are kinda the reasons i think playing dirthy and with full auto aim are justified

 

really, if the npc's have auto aim, why cant i ?

[ash-274]

those are kinda the reasons i think playing dirthy and with full auto aim are justified

 

really, if the npc's have auto aim, why cant i ?

Auto aim and Free aim between players is one thing, and players have a choice to play with others of the same aim type

NPCs always have auto aim, and they can generally aim better than players can (just try to make the same shots that the rednecks in Processed can make), so auto-aim against NPCs is never "dirty". At times, "easy", but not "dirty"

[Nick1020]

When someone in a Proto X80 with bright colors mocks my Tropos

[WATTSNATIONALIST]

False prophets

 

 

 

#paythebenz

[gtafan26]

My B&M is for the flawed wanted system, I get in a shootout with some gang members outside of my warehouse that is like a block away from the police station, killed like 8 of them, no wanted level, I take a corner too fast on my way back to my office, and slide into a NPC on the sidewalk knocking her over but not killing her, and I get a instant one star, like really? WTF!!!

Edited August 31, 2016 by gtafan26