The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Handsome Jack]

When I upload a video to rockstar editor that takes a good amount of time just for it to error at 99%...

[magical76]

Im usually a coward who snipes people from total (well, relative) safety like atop the Maze Bank East or I'll leave proximity mines when people are following me.

 

Last night though, I got into a good gun fight with a ceo and his chums who claimed my roof and we went at it in the streets too (I do this when I haven't got the time to do missions or crates). Anyway, as it was 3 on 1, I was actually doing ok. All good fun - then a fecking prick in a jet keeps flying over just spraying everyone. I absolutely hate them. Biggest cowards in the game and the most pointless too. If I'm on top of a building, I can be sniped and I chuckle when I get got after people realise where I am but these utter tits just rain carnage from total safety and think they are highly skilled.

 

You look at your map, see someone's moving a crate and it's nailed on that a jet will be attempting to destroy EVERYTHING! sh*t c*nts.

 

Oh, and the modz have gotten a lot worse. Managed to kill a teleporter a few times before he left yesterday. Little victories and that.

[Nerfgoth]

I have this weird glitch going On that whenever i come back from a heist and it was player saved outfits,my heavy combat vest becomes my default outfit during lts's for Some Reason. Always have to switch back to my normal outfit.

 

that always happens to me if i do a contact mission right after i played heist...

 

 

 

 

Wait, what? You can respawn in Vehicle DMs like you can in races? No way bro, you for real?

Yup, I had this bitch in a Lazer DM on the Sandy Shores Airfield who constantly respawned when I got behind them or if he felt in danger.

Was going on like 10 minutes so then he eventually got a kill and immediately left. WTF.

 

Could have done the same but I won't go THAT low. Wouldn't be surprised if these types of people even brag that they're such good dogfighters but don't even know the "rules" and have to resort to cheap tactics. Tryhards in this game, ugh

 

Unfortunately nowadays PvP is all about being up on the other person, all about individual score. It's not about making a lot of kills as quickly as you can, it's about making sure you beat that other person, no matter with how many kills you're up, and at any cost necessary. So if you're losing or it looks like you're about to lose, they will run to jets, spam BST + marksman (worse than jet griefing, IMO) spam ghost org and call for backup. It's sad how people play these days and it has sucked all the fun out of PvP for me. I'm done with it.

know what you mean. I only kill people in a LTS or deathmatch. I never kill in free roam unless someone kills or tries to kill me. I just try to roleplay as a mature "business " man without being an asshole. I even send other ceo's peace messages so we can all go On with Our work without going after eachother. a very rare kind of player sadly. And it's obvious that rockstar is in favour to the griefers in this game. The CEO fiasco,lowering the max insurance On pv's,not fixing the invisible outfits etc. Shame that it's a 1 side deal in this game with griefers being in favour.

 

That is why i never do PVP in a open lobby, hell i´m just in passive just to get away from that sh*t! Even in a lobby with full auto-aim you cant kill people becouse of lag....

 

 

Just because i'm a high rank does not give you the right to give me under 15 percent in a heist. No matter the Reason.

Yepp 15% is standard fee for me to do the heist final, i could do it for ten but it is with friends...

As someone wrote earlier You get what you are paying for....

 

Did the time trail yesterday and needed to change car and this random player sees my car and thinking i take it for a spin... Why oh why cant people leave my cars alone its the same thing with doing heist with randoms....

And why Rockstar must we traverse the entire map just to call mechanic do deliver a different car?????

[whywontyoulisten]

 

Did the time trail yesterday and needed to change car and this random player sees my car and thinking i take it for a spin... Why oh why cant people leave my cars alone its the same thing with doing heist with randoms....

Because you have vehicle access set to "everyone"? It's not exactly a difficult fix.

[Nerfgoth]

 

 

Did the time trail yesterday and needed to change car and this random player sees my car and thinking i take it for a spin... Why oh why cant people leave my cars alone its the same thing with doing heist with randoms....

Because you have vehicle access set to "everyone"? It's not exactly a difficult fix.

 

Give the opportunity to everyone and they will become a thief! Yes, i know its easy to change the settings! But yet, maybe i should do like the game get them a random bounty and a text that i will i have them on the slab soon.....

[Fezza1999]

R* swear filter wouldn't let you unfortunately

[jdv95]

 

 

 

Did the time trail yesterday and needed to change car and this random player sees my car and thinking i take it for a spin... Why oh why cant people leave my cars alone its the same thing with doing heist with randoms....

Because you have vehicle access set to "everyone"? It's not exactly a difficult fix.

 

Give the opportunity to everyone and they will become a thief! Yes, i know its easy to change the settings! But yet, maybe i should do like the game get them a random bounty and a text that i will i have them on the slab soon..... that's Why i have ignition bombs On my car. Just in case the passenger glitch is happening again. To bad it Goes away each time you change session. Edited August 30, 2016 by jdv95

[No Homing]

Getting my hydra to get ready for the next FM event.

Drive to hospital

Not a single player around

Pegasus calls

Usual bullsh*t

 

FUUUUUUUUUUU

 

Climb up the roof to get a chopper to fly to get to the marina

Not a single chopper to be found on the roof

 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

 

EDIT:

 

3 minutes later

Everyone left

Haven't had that happen in some time so it was bound to happen sooner or later

Quit game

Hopefully that speeds up this slow as hell BF1 beta download.

Edited August 30, 2016 by MrCostari

[Nerfgoth]

 

 

 

 

Did the time trail yesterday and needed to change car and this random player sees my car and thinking i take it for a spin... Why oh why cant people leave my cars alone its the same thing with doing heist with randoms....

Because you have vehicle access set to "everyone"? It's not exactly a difficult fix.

 

Give the opportunity to everyone and they will become a thief! Yes, i know its easy to change the settings! But yet, maybe i should do like the game get them a random bounty and a text that i will i have them on the slab soon.....

that's Why i have ignition bombs On my car. Just in case the passenger glitch is happening again. To bad it Goes away each time you change session.

 

It does? I thought it was permanent until you blew the car up.....

THAT SUCKS!!!!!!!! (if its true)

[jdv95]

 

 

 

 

 

Did the time trail yesterday and needed to change car and this random player sees my car and thinking i take it for a spin... Why oh why cant people leave my cars alone its the same thing with doing heist with randoms....

Because you have vehicle access set to "everyone"? It's not exactly a difficult fix.

 

Give the opportunity to everyone and they will become a thief! Yes, i know its easy to change the settings! But yet, maybe i should do like the game get them a random bounty and a text that i will i have them on the slab soon.....

that's Why i have ignition bombs On my car. Just in case the passenger glitch is happening again. To bad it Goes away each time you change session.

 

It does? I thought it was permanent until you blew the car up.....

THAT SUCKS!!!!!!!! (if its true)

yeah... It's a 1 session Kinda thing.

[Irish45455]

I got my driver's license today! Was stoked, and wanted to hop on for a bit... And a squeaker started following me. I'm glad I have vehicle acces set to nobody because everytime I would go to a store or Ammu-Nation he'd try to get in my car, and when he couldn't, he'd run back to his chrome Elegy and just kept following me. I got sick of it and asked what his deal was and he just replied, "can I hav munnee?" Bruh, I may be rank 327 but I'm not a modder. I f*cking abhor modders and cheaters. Told him to piss off because I don't mod and he blows up my Schwartzer then tries to taunt me. Talk about pathetic.

Edited August 30, 2016 by Irish45455

[jdv95]

Sigh,we had 2 vip/CEO updates but still no new luxurious BMW/ubermacht. If pfister got out of the bad situation why can't ubermacht? Those 2 oracles are to ordinary for the direction the game went.

[ThaBirdCoot]

Hopefully that speeds up this slow as hell BF1 beta download.

sh*t man, thanks for the reminder had totally forgotten about that

R* swear filter wouldn't let you unfortunately

Yep, can´t even make decent job descriptions due to this swear/racial slur filter. Wanted to make a capture the other day, the back story was a hit on a Jewelry store gone south. Off course JEWelry is not allowed...

[ash-274]

 

R* swear filter wouldn't let you unfortunately

Yep, can´t even make decent job descriptions due to this swear/racial slur filter. Wanted to make a capture the other day, the back story was a hit on a Jewelry store gone south. Off course JEWelry is not allowed...

You can't write the name of the small town northeast of MacKenzie airfield, either.

[Nerfgoth]

I got my driver's license today! Was stoked, and wanted to hop on for a bit... And a squeaker started following me. I'm glad I have vehicle acces set to nobody because everytime I would go to a store or Ammu-Nation he'd try to get in my car, and when he couldn't, he'd run back to his chrome Elegy and just kept following me. I got sick of it and asked what his deal was and he just replied, "can I hav munnee?" Bruh, I may be rank 327 but I'm not a modder. I f*cking abhor modders and cheaters. Told him to piss off because I don't mod and he blows up my Schwartzer then tries to taunt me. Talk about pathetic.

LOL Asking for money and need to pay for explosive and your car.......

[----------------------]

EDIT: Shortened version of original post:

 

Got thrown in to a public freeroam session against my will (originally in a Invite only one, but game kicked me mid-match into a public session instead).

 

Tried to do a nearby activity and some lag switching "Pro Pilot" jet kiddie kills me in his jet. Def lag switch as it was controlled, only lagged when he tried to get a kill in. Second time he tried, I activated passive and he went on for his next victim.

 

Checking him out, typical jet griefer with high K/D ratio, glitched clothing, hilarious Youtube account with videos showing off his "skills". Laughed at why I avoid public sessions in the first place, turned the game off and jumped on my PC to play some Nuka World.

Edited August 30, 2016 by jacka

[TheFroggmann]

Sigh,we had 2 vip/CEO updates but still no new luxurious BMW/ubermacht. If pfister got out of the bad situation why can't ubermacht? Those 2 oracles are to ordinary for the direction the game went.

 

This is more of a "Next DLC" thread thing but I'm guessing we'll have a BMW i8 clone/analog in the near future. GTA hasn't introduced a new electric car in ages and holy heck if that i8 isn't a sexy beast.

[Bandersnatch]

You see people complaining about it....I see people ranting away on here about it.. I heard people all out rant about on mic I at times.....

 

It can't be that bad you are all over reacting .... Then I fu##ng see it and see it, every time a panel comes of, or the car rolls ...

 

F#ck sake the ps1 textures are horrid !!!

[TheFroggmann]

I got my driver's license today! Was stoked, and wanted to hop on for a bit... And a squeaker started following me. I'm glad I have vehicle acces set to nobody because everytime I would go to a store or Ammu-Nation he'd try to get in my car, and when he couldn't, he'd run back to his chrome Elegy and just kept following me. I got sick of it and asked what his deal was and he just replied, "can I hav munnee?" Bruh, I may be rank 327 but I'm not a modder. I f*cking abhor modders and cheaters. Told him to piss off because I don't mod and he blows up my Schwartzer then tries to taunt me. Talk about pathetic.

 

If you got your DL what the heck are you doing on the game! Get out there and drive! Congrats BTW.

 

You should have responded to the twerp that he has to properly spell "Can I have some money?" 100 times then you'll think about it. Then leave the session and go for a drive.

[Aqua]

When people bump you're car at car meets.

[Gridl0k]

Sigh,we had 2 vip/CEO updates but still no new luxurious BMW/ubermacht. If pfister got out of the bad situation why can't ubermacht? Those 2 oracles are to ordinary for the direction the game went.

 

If it helps, remember the engine in the Tyrus is an Ubermacht

[TKDSnovelist]

When people bump you're car at car meets.

 

I am car too!

[ash-274]

To the random-number generator that picks what type of cargo buying I get:

STOP sending me to the building that's under construction across from the Alta St. apartments!

• The NPCs have great cover
• They can and will shoot through the steel girders
• They have the aiming skills of a T-1000 and can blind-fire headshot you from across the street (and at any angle)
• The Buzzard (or Hydra/Savage) are nullified by the building and the cover the NPCs have
• You have to drive (usually) the Journey or Camper around the paperclip-shaped path to get out of there
• If you're really unlucky, cops will happen to drive by and decide the firefight is your fault, so you have that to deal with, too.
• The parked NPC's cars will sometimes block the only exits so that the 12 horsepower Journey struggles to push it... as NPC reinforcements have time to arrive.
• Once you have the vehicle it takes other players minimal effort to F-up your mission since you start so close to other offices and you being in cramped quarters with limited egress.

I hate to play the noob card for what should be a quick cargo-job, but I just rocket the the guards at the front, land, then call for the Kuruma and kill the guards the pansy way, shooting out of the bulletproof turtle shell.

Edited August 30, 2016 by ash-274

[Masochron]

When people get zero skill, totally cheap kills, and then act tough about it.

[Xiled]

When people try to blow you up during criminal damage in your tank when you should be getting a high score. Make it more fun if you try to beat someone by actual damage done not a cheap kill on another player. I still won the event just called a ceo helicopter and blew it up for a quick $750k.

[Fennimoe]

My B&M for the day is strange.

 

I am confused as to why people think I am just some random, easy to f*ck with, person... I mean, seriously.

 

I guess it's because people assume I am modded because of my stats. All too often, this happens. No wonder people get pissed.

 

#autoaimgodlol

 

 

[ciel]

Ffs, trying to find a empty public lobby but it's sending me back into story mode.

[Dacelo]

I feel like this screenshot speaks for itself.

[Non Funkable Token]

I feel like this screenshot speaks for itself.

 

 

Edited August 31, 2016 by Perez84

[Mr_Zombly]

Whats the f*cking point of the BP helmet having a chin strap if it falls off if you are nudged in the shin by a car in director mode...