The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Gridl0k]

My cowboy hat stays on when I jump out of a plane, but can I keep a helmet on during motorbike races or a BP helmet during a heist? No, no I cannot.

[jdv95]

I have this weird glitch going On that whenever i come back from a heist and it was player saved outfits,my heavy combat vest becomes my default outfit during lts's for Some Reason. Always have to switch back to my normal outfit.

[whywontyoulisten]

Johnny... Johnny... Johnny... We need to talk.

 

 

 

 

That same f*cking gate!

 

 

[No Homing]

 

Vehicle DM for my Daily. Couldn't take off at the beginning. Took 2 minutes before someone killed me. Made a comeback but nervousity got me in the last minute so I couldn't grab that win.

 

Aside from 2 epic kills, my experience:

 

Cancerous.

 

I hate this game.

 

f*ck your sh*t R*

 

 

EDIT:

Upon loading FM, error joining session.

If I have to a vehicle DM AGAIN I'm going to smash my PS4 into my TV, then throw them both out the window, then throw my 2 controllers + the 3rd I just bought and haven't opened yet over the houses across my street.

 

Happens to me quite often as I religiously keep completing dailies and Senora Airfield one with lazers is what I use when I get vehicle deathmatch. I simply use reset option (holding F on keyboard) and then it doesn't occur anymore. As it's the beginning of the deathmatch and you can't have negative score, it doesn't have any drawbacks, maybe besides the fact that opponents are usually some newbs and they can take it as a sign of cheating.

 

 

Wait, what? You can respawn in Vehicle DMs like you can in races? No way bro, you for real?

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

On xb1 I hate how exporting a video made at night looks like baby sh!t

[Cratoz]

Wait, what? You can respawn in Vehicle DMs like you can in races? No way bro, you for real?

Yup, I had this bitch in a Lazer DM on the Sandy Shores Airfield who constantly respawned when I got behind them or if he felt in danger.

Was going on like 10 minutes so then he eventually got a kill and immediately left. WTF.

 

Could have done the same but I won't go THAT low. Wouldn't be surprised if these types of people even brag that they're such good dogfighters but don't even know the "rules" and have to resort to cheap tactics. Tryhards in this game, ugh

[mareepx]

>set a score in freemode challenge, second place

>the helicopter i jumped out of to set the score lands on top of me and explodes, killing me, which is actually not my b+m (it was quite funny)

>spawn in again

>get shot instantly

>shoot him back and enter passive so he can't f*ck with me

>no-one f*cking told me entering passive mode erased my score ; i still set it fair and square and i don't want/need to be able set a new one, but to rub my score off is f*cking bs so f*ck you

[No Homing]

 

Wait, what? You can respawn in Vehicle DMs like you can in races? No way bro, you for real?

Yup, I had this bitch in a Lazer DM on the Sandy Shores Airfield who constantly respawned when I got behind them or if he felt in danger.

Was going on like 10 minutes so then he eventually got a kill and immediately left. WTF.

 

Could have done the same but I won't go THAT low. Wouldn't be surprised if these types of people even brag that they're such good dogfighters but don't even know the "rules" and have to resort to cheap tactics. Tryhards in this game, ugh

 

 

Unfortunately nowadays PvP is all about being up on the other person, all about individual score. It's not about making a lot of kills as quickly as you can, it's about making sure you beat that other person, no matter with how many kills you're up, and at any cost necessary. So if you're losing or it looks like you're about to lose, they will run to jets, spam BST + marksman (worse than jet griefing, IMO) spam ghost org and call for backup. It's sad how people play these days and it has sucked all the fun out of PvP for me. I'm done with it.

[jdv95]

 

 

Wait, what? You can respawn in Vehicle DMs like you can in races? No way bro, you for real?

Yup, I had this bitch in a Lazer DM on the Sandy Shores Airfield who constantly respawned when I got behind them or if he felt in danger.

Was going on like 10 minutes so then he eventually got a kill and immediately left. WTF.

 

Could have done the same but I won't go THAT low. Wouldn't be surprised if these types of people even brag that they're such good dogfighters but don't even know the "rules" and have to resort to cheap tactics. Tryhards in this game, ugh

 

Unfortunately nowadays PvP is all about being up on the other person, all about individual score. It's not about making a lot of kills as quickly as you can, it's about making sure you beat that other person, no matter with how many kills you're up, and at any cost necessary. So if you're losing or it looks like you're about to lose, they will run to jets, spam BST + marksman (worse than jet griefing, IMO) spam ghost org and call for backup. It's sad how people play these days and it has sucked all the fun out of PvP for me. I'm done with it.

know what you mean. I only kill people in a LTS or deathmatch. I never kill in free roam unless someone kills or tries to kill me. I just try to roleplay as a mature "business " man without being an asshole. I even send other ceo's peace messages so we can all go On with Our work without going after eachother. a very rare kind of player sadly. And it's obvious that rockstar is in favour to the griefers in this game. The CEO fiasco,lowering the max insurance On pv's,not fixing the invisible outfits etc. Shame that it's a 1 side deal in this game with griefers being in favour.

[Cratoz]

Unfortunately nowadays PvP is all about being up on the other person, all about individual score. It's not about making a lot of kills as quickly as you can, it's about making sure you beat that other person, no matter with how many kills you're up, and at any cost necessary. So if you're losing or it looks like you're about to lose, they will run to jets, spam BST + marksman (worse than jet griefing, IMO) spam ghost org and call for backup. It's sad how people play these days and it has sucked all the fun out of PvP for me. I'm done with it.

It's true, freeroam battles have been really flat for a while because of all the things Rockstar added that just suck out the fun of being competitive. You simply can't have a fair battle anymore because either the other person real he doesn't stand a chance and is

1. giving up, and moving on

2. A hateful person starting to make excuses, takes it way to serious, calls in friends to hunt down on person, abuses passive mode, resorts to cheap tactics like BST/Ghost and doing suicide everytime he shots a homing launcher or gets shot, grabs a jet, switch to an outfit with bulletproof helmet and also an invisible outfit, calls a mugger, spams explosives, sends childish messages,go off rader use a car with a sticky bomb attached to it, switch CEOs to spam GO etc.

 

Everytime someone uses Ghost Organization while in being around I go in passive and let them waste their money on it, most of times they are modded anyway but I find it quite ironical they send messages then containing something like "Pu$$y" neglecting the fact they called in several friends and need to resort to cheap gameplay so they can bring up their holy KD or so that nobody can expose them for the little bitches they are when their names appear on the killfeed.

 

See no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil eh?

 

You can be almost sure if their names contain:

-_-

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xX

They belong to this type of players, not always but you should be cautious. Meh.

[ciel]

 

I could post this in like 4 different threads but B&M suits it best..considering my last encounter wit the mugger..

King of The Castle starts at the Cable Car lift at bottom of Chilliad.. Not one to PvP but server was pretty dead, figured easy money.

I get up to 160pts before anyone comes up to PB. First guy that comes runs into all 5 of my proximity mines. Then I start to gun him down. Nearly 280 pts and then another 3 come. I'm up to 320 pts with the others still struggling to get up to it, killing eachother. Another guy comes, there's like 7 of us battling for it.

I get a few kills in them.

Then..this one comes up to the lift, can't shoot him. He can't shoot me. Like we were both passive with guns but I killed everyone else just fine.

Event ends.. I won. Guy I couldn't kill and I meet up to try to kill each other with various weapons. He votes to kick me, then gets his friends to vote kick me. I hop on mic.

"Why are you voting to kick me when I haven't done sh*t to deserve it? The game is buggy as f*ck."

"You guys are just abusing the kick feature. If you can't kill me and I can't kill you it's obviously something wrong with the game."

No one says a word to me, they're quiet.

5 minutes pass. I tell them I'm still waiting for their reason to kick me. They end up leaving..TL;DR: Can't kill a guy, he can't kill me. Votes to kick then gets his friends to vote. I bitched at them over mic and they wouldn't grow a pair of balls.

I could post this in like 4 different threads but B&M suits it best..considering my last encounter wit the mugger..

King of The Castle starts at the Cable Car lift at bottom of Chilliad.. Not one to PvP but server was pretty dead, figured easy money.

I get up to 160pts before anyone comes up to PB. First guy that comes runs into all 5 of my proximity mines. Then I start to gun him down. Nearly 280 pts and then another 3 come. I'm up to 320 pts with the others still struggling to get up to it, killing eachother. Another guy comes, there's like 7 of us battling for it.

I get a few kills in them.

Then..this one comes up to the lift, can't shoot him. He can't shoot me. Like we were both passive with guns but I killed everyone else just fine.

Event ends.. I won. Guy I couldn't kill and I meet up to try to kill each other with various weapons. He votes to kick me, then gets his friends to vote kick me. I hop on mic.

"Why are you voting to kick me when I haven't done sh*t to deserve it? The game is buggy as f*ck."

"You guys are just abusing the kick feature. If you can't kill me and I can't kill you it's obviously something wrong with the game."

No one says a word to me, they're quiet.

5 minutes pass. I tell them I'm still waiting for their reason to kick me. They end up leaving..TL;DR: Can't kill a guy, he can't kill me. Votes to kick then gets his friends to vote. I bitched at them over mic and they wouldn't grow a pair of balls.

 

 

Why is it that you're always in that sort of sh*t when I'm not online? -_- Would've been fun to team up.

[Black-Dragon96]

Can someone please explain to me why people have such a big problem with the bulletproof helmets?

I mean if i would be at a place where bullets fly through the air, i would also protect my head to prevent me from dying by a piece of metal in my brain.

In my opinion it gives no unfair advantage and who ever has a problem with getting killed by someone who use it, maybe should use it also to prevent himself from dying.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

Ran a mugger over but he still mugged me, somehow. Makes so much sense.

 

Looks like the muggers are stepping up their game. Had a friend flip his car on 360 (game was being a moron and wouldn't flip it back over) and a mugger ran up to the car and stared at it for 5 minutes, complating life.

 

Also f*ck these kids who act like I have a mod menu (USB save modding doesn't work on Xbone, in order to mod on next gen you have to DIY turn you console in to a dev console [and risk bricking the f*ck out of it] and run a proxy via a PC, in the case of Gears Ultimate [this is what happens when the unreal engine is fully cracked to hell, even then the most you can do by doing that is f*ck with the netcode of the game] in other words it isn't very possible for most console gamers) seriously it is annoying, since the last guy didn't understand the that One it is near impossible on Next Gen at the Moment and two I wouldn't know how to work one anyways(in other words no)..

Edited August 29, 2016 by SuzukiRazgriz

[JaegerPilot1]

I hate freemode events because every time when you in the middle of an event you lag out... damn it!

ObamaNet

[Tonguegirl]

Kamikaze Cop Choppers

 

 

[Nacho Z]

Kamikaze Cop Choppers

 

 

And he was only one day from retirement...

[EkaSwede]

Kamikaze Cop Choppers

 

 

I'm more surprised the Savage didn't instantly explode on contact.

 

I will not hear anyone say "Look, the Savage isn't fragile!"

[Hunter]

Kamikaze Cop Choppers

 

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I'm getting angry just looking at that lol.

 

It really shouldn't have to worry about cops so much. The moment you hit 3 stars, you basically have to lose them or you won't be able to do anything. They just swarm you like flies, buzzing around popping off a few shots at you, then you're smoking already.

 

And that's not even counting the kamikaze BS.

[EddyTheRepublicanFury]

 

Kamikaze Cop Choppers

 

-snip-

I'm getting angry just looking at that lol.

 

It really shouldn't have to worry about cops so much. The moment you hit 3 stars, you basically have to lose them or you won't be able to do anything. They just swarm you like flies, buzzing around popping off a few shots at you, then you're smoking already.

 

And that's not even counting the kamikaze BS.

 

I sadly know that by personal experience in missions such as Death From Above, Extradition or Judging the Jury.

Still pisses me off that in Kill List it has improved armor, while we have to fly in a paper-mache armor downgraded version.

[Hunter]

Still pisses me off that in Kill List it has improved armor, while we have to fly in a paper-mache armor downgraded version.

I see it as their way of quietly admitting they know it's way too weak. Like, in every place where it has to be used, it's buffed. In Kill List it has proper armour, even in the heist it can aim at least, same with the Valkyrie and its buffed armour.

 

But of course, still nothing's done about it Oh well. I could bloat this thread out another 1000 pages on about it, but I'll just hope that thread of mine helps get something done. Maybe, who knows.

Edited August 29, 2016 by Icantthinkofonew

[TheFroggmann]

Kamikaze Cop Choppers

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tell me about it...

 

[jdv95]

Just because i'm a high rank does not give you the right to give me under 15 percent in a heist. No matter the Reason.

[Fennimoe]

Man, all these helicopter mishaps, and I'm sitting here like...

 

 

Edited August 29, 2016 by Fennimoe

[Sugarfoot]

Yea someone had the balls to try and give me 0%. They were being a little crybaby saying they needed money and asking if they can have my cut. They were like you're level 615 you probably don't need it. Yes I have $80 million but I'm trying to hit $100 million as a personal goal.

 

I left because they whined too much. His attitude made me think he probably dies alot and blame others for not protecting them in the heist anyway. I think I saved myself from 30 mins of frustration for leaving the heist.

[XxPrincessPinkxX]

when ppl report u for talking about clothes with ur friends on mic like wtf lol mute me then

[Shadowfennekin]

I KNOW RIGHT? It pisses me off the Savage can withstand so many explosions in Kill List yet our $2 million one sucks ass and is downed in one homing missile.

Kamikaze Cop Choppers

 

 

That happened to me on Kill List like just now. It was foggy so I couldn't see the Buzzards fully. It flew RIGHT into me as I fired the missile. RIP me

[MistGoose]

Just because i'm a high rank does not give you the right to give me under 15 percent in a heist. No matter the Reason.

Exactly; you get what you pay for. If I get 0-10% I'm basically gonna AFK the entire time, and let you earn your cash. I'll even refuse to shoot my gun or jump-run. If it takes too long, I'll just leave and fail it for everyone.

[Dacelo]

Apparently flying in a helicopter to the Hold The Wheel event then grabbing it means I'm a teleporting modder. I wish people would think before crying mods and reporting.

[ciel]

Been in a session on my own for around 5 1/2 hrs now with my bf and then some cheeky c*nt comes from nowhere activates ghost org. Killing him then they leaves.. lol wtf.

Edited August 30, 2016 by Candy Suxxx

[LahTigre]

f*ck stunt races...Seriously.

 

The luckiest player always wins. Skill means jack sh*t for the most part.

 

 

 

 

The winner is the best driver.. at pitting competitors at the worst opportunities.