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The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

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Growlmon
I'm pretty sure anything less than a 1 is negative, unless it's a zero. Because it's the decimal form of your fractional K/D. if you have five kills and 2 deaths, it's 5/2 or 2.5

 

 

 

My best lap time on Downtown loop with a fully modded X80.....

1:50.477

 

World record is just under 30 seconds.

 

 

Eat literally ALL the dicks.

Anything above 0 is positive in MATHEMATICAL terms. Only way to get a negative ratio is that an odd number of the figures within the ratio have to be negative. You're not exactly able to have a negative number of kills nor deaths in this game, yet that guy had a K/D of -100.

 

Also I forgot which race it was, but I saw one with exactly 00:00:00 as the best lap. I wish it defaulted the lap record to be displayed as friend records rather than world, since the world record on every race is bullsh*t. But nope, I'm gonna have to try not to forget changing it every time along with no child left behind and ass sniffing.

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Shadowfennekin

We can still get invites from another aim preference lobby? Why they're even doing a PvE thing in Free Aim is beyond me.

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DominusTaranis

 

I'm pretty sure anything less than a 1 is negative, unless it's a zero. Because it's the decimal form of your fractional K/D. if you have five kills and 2 deaths, it's 5/2 or 2.5

 

 

 

My best lap time on Downtown loop with a fully modded X80.....

1:50.477

 

World record is just under 30 seconds.

 

 

Eat literally ALL the dicks.

Anything above 0 is positive in MATHEMATICAL terms. Only way to get a negative ratio is that an odd number of the figures within the ratio have to be negative. You're not exactly able to have a negative number of kills nor deaths in this game, yet that guy had a K/D of -100.

 

Also I forgot which race it was, but I saw one with exactly 00:00:00 as the best lap. I wish it defaulted the lap record to be displayed as friend records rather than world, since the world record on every race is bullsh*t. But nope, I'm gonna have to try not to forget changing it every time along with no child left behind and ass sniffing.

 

Some K/D ratios count any kill total under death total as a negative, so that's what I meant.

 

It would be nice if R* would auto wipe these on the occasion. I rarely go against any good racers so I don't really know how I stack up. All I know is that I'm the best out of my crew/friends.

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TwistOfLime21

Criminal Damage starts up so I get my Tank. First shot I fire gets me a wanted level... It actually worked in my favour though seeing as I had plenty of targets to blow up.

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Slonitram

Overall experience with the stunt race creator:

 

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EkaSwede

 

 

I'm pretty sure anything less than a 1 is negative, unless it's a zero. Because it's the decimal form of your fractional K/D. if you have five kills and 2 deaths, it's 5/2 or 2.5

 

 

 

My best lap time on Downtown loop with a fully modded X80.....

1:50.477

 

World record is just under 30 seconds.

 

 

Eat literally ALL the dicks.

Anything above 0 is positive in MATHEMATICAL terms. Only way to get a negative ratio is that an odd number of the figures within the ratio have to be negative. You're not exactly able to have a negative number of kills nor deaths in this game, yet that guy had a K/D of -100.

 

Also I forgot which race it was, but I saw one with exactly 00:00:00 as the best lap. I wish it defaulted the lap record to be displayed as friend records rather than world, since the world record on every race is bullsh*t. But nope, I'm gonna have to try not to forget changing it every time along with no child left behind and ass sniffing.

 

Some K/D ratios count any kill total under death total as a negative, so that's what I meant.

 

It would be nice if R* would auto wipe these on the occasion. I rarely go against any good racers so I don't really know how I stack up. All I know is that I'm the best out of my crew/friends.

 

It'd be nice if R* didn't just do a wipe, but also wiped said characters' entire progress and resetting it to 1. All awards, gone. They will also receive a message on their phone saying:

 

"Your progress have been reset to 1 and all rewards have been locked. Please stop cheating to get world records like the little loser you are and hang yourself"

 

And they will also dispatch a Cloaker to said players' location for good measure.

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Skycam

It's getting annoying reading about players wanting map extensions, new maps, the next GTA game, all that kind of stuff. Talking as if they are owed something.

 

I don't agree with many things rockstar has done but "sh it". They don't owe me anything. I bought the game once and when I upgraded it came with my system. So around 80$ for almost 3 years of game time. I can't complain.

 

I definitely have and will continue to complain about many things but again, I don't think rockstar owes me anything.

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Stupid Savage

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Nickyvida

Fck controller users

Autoaim fking sucks

No skill pos. Its a legit aimbot right there

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Growlmon

EDIT: Lol this guy^^^^

 

Some K/D ratios count any kill total under death total as a negative, so that's what I meant.

It would be nice if R* would auto wipe these on the occasion. I rarely go against any good racers so I don't really know how I stack up. All I know is that I'm the best out of my crew/friends.

 

 

 

I've not seen a single game that does it that way. A ratio is literally one number divided by another, that's the definition.

 

Also my best on Downtown Loop is somewhere around 1:47 (RE-7B speed) iirc, and the times I play it the better scrandoms usually get between 1:50 and 2:00, so you'd be right up there probably beating randoms.... except probably not because the X80 weighs about as much as a feather and randoms love pitting, plus at this point if anyone comes near me in an X80 I hit them off because they're all usually about the same nuisance as chrome adders.

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Handsome Jack

Cops can shoot me through a armored XLS? I thought they couldn't, no windows were broken. f*ck off cops.


And the ai that keep getting up after getting shot so many times makes me wanna strangle someone. Stay the f*ck down you f*cking piece of sh*t!

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abaris11

 

 

And the ai that keep getting up after getting shot so many times makes me wanna strangle someone. Stay the f*ck down you f*cking piece of sh*t!

 

I think they're worse when doing shipment runs. Not the ones hunting you, but the ones being placed as an ambush. They're superman compared to Gang Attack or survival.

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Handsome Jack

 

 

 

And the ai that keep getting up after getting shot so many times makes me wanna strangle someone. Stay the f*ck down you f*cking piece of sh*t!

 

I think they're worse when doing shipment runs. Not the ones hunting you, but the ones being placed as an ambush. They're superman compared to Gang Attack or survival.

 

Yup, I was killing these stupid merryweather idiots during a run and of course this one last merryweather jeep survives a hit head on from hl rocket and the driver 1 shots me. Like wow great game.

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abaris11

Yup, I was killing these stupid merryweather idiots during a run and of course this one last merryweather jeep survives a hit head on from hl rocket and the driver 1 shots me. Like wow great game.

 

I tend to evade them. If I have to board a boat, I always assume they're there, go to the other side of what my GPS tells me, swim over and board the ship from the other side. That way they're stuffed, and apart from some jet skis hunting you, there should be no problem.

 

 

Sorry, the quote function on this board really sucks. The bolded part is what I wanted to say.

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DominusTaranis

 

EDIT: Lol this guy^^^^

 

Some K/D ratios count any kill total under death total as a negative, so that's what I meant.

It would be nice if R* would auto wipe these on the occasion. I rarely go against any good racers so I don't really know how I stack up. All I know is that I'm the best out of my crew/friends.

 

 

 

I've not seen a single game that does it that way. A ratio is literally one number divided by another, that's the definition.

 

Also my best on Downtown Loop is somewhere around 1:47 (RE-7B speed) iirc, and the times I play it the better scrandoms usually get between 1:50 and 2:00, so you'd be right up there probably beating randoms.... except probably not because the X80 weighs about as much as a feather and randoms love pitting, plus at this point if anyone comes near me in an X80 I hit them off because they're all usually about the same nuisance as chrome adders.

 

I've been able to slap the f*ck out of some rammers with my X80. Got knocked around by an Osiris on Plummet, and managed to finish first. The race I did my 1:50 time on I slapped a Sultan RS (the same guy in the osiris) around after he rammed a "friend" I had been racing with.

 

On the chrome note I'm kinda upset you can't make the accent chrome. I wanted to see what that looked like.

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Ornacia

Of course the easiest money glitch happens when im on vacation... this game hates me sometimes.

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DangerZ0neX

I'm never joining a heist ever again, the reason being is that it always changes my radio stations inside my office and safehouses and yacht from LSRR into FlyLo FM (ugh, just saying its name makes me sick) and turns off the music in my garages.

 

Can Rockstar even bother to stop breaking more than they fix or at least test basic gameplay features before releasing an update or patch? This sh*t is annoying.

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j0hn_d0e

Dealing with clippers is easy - just when you catch sight of them, brake and turn in.

 

Clippee becomes the clipper.

 

Oh, the anger.

 

Lovely

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Gridl0k

There's 3 doors in my office accommodation and yet I always go into the bathroom first. Witchcraft.

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PetrolCB

Maybe you have undiagnosed IBS.

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Wastelander (Suzuki)

I'm never joining a heist ever again, the reason being is that it always changes my radio stations inside my office and safehouses and yacht from LSRR into FlyLo FM (ugh, just saying its name makes me sick) and turns off the music in my garages.

Can Rockstar even bother to stop breaking more than they fix or at least test basic gameplay features before releasing an update or patch? This sh*t is annoying.

Every f*cking time. My radio is always set to RMP(radio mirror park) or LSRR, however every time I Join a new session, I hear, "I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI!". *N word* your ass woke up in a buffet, get off my radio. Everytime my radio sets to sh*tastic ass rap music. Edited by SuzukiRazgriz
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How To Get Away with M

 

I'm never joining a heist ever again, the reason being is that it always changes my radio stations inside my office and safehouses and yacht from LSRR into FlyLo FM (ugh, just saying its name makes me sick) and turns off the music in my garages.

Can Rockstar even bother to stop breaking more than they fix or at least test basic gameplay features before releasing an update or patch? This sh*t is annoying.

Every f*cking time. My radio is always set to RMP(radio mirror park) or LSRR, however every time I Join a new session, I hear, "I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI!". *N word* your ass woke up in a buffet, get off my radio. Everytime my radio sets to sh*tastic ass rap music.

 

That is because when in a lobby, you will hear the radio music of the lobby itself, even if you are on call.

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abaris11

So why does my radio always default to that sh*tpile Channel X? Can't be that all the lobbies I joined so far have that as their favorite nerve wrecker.

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No Homing

WTF I can't get in any vehicles! Not in my own PVs, not in my CEO Buzzard, not in any stolen NPCs cars!! Dafuq is this sh*t!!

 

EDIT: Joined a new session to rejoin back, but said no sessions with friends (I was in FA and I had 2 friends in the same session)

Joined another new session and still couldn't get in any vehicles!!

 

Rebooting now.

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__TheGovernor__

Comments like this on the Newswire.

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abaris11

Can anyone tell me, why NPC drivers eratically switch lanes of swerve towards me in the very moment I'm beside them? Also is there something I'm missing or do basic traffic regulations exist in the USA also? Such as not making a turn when another driver is going straight in the oncoming lane.

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A Maned Wolf

Can anyone tell me, why NPC drivers eratically switch lanes of swerve towards me in the very moment I'm beside them? Also is there something I'm missing or do basic traffic regulations exist in the USA also? Such as not making a turn when another driver is going straight in the oncoming lane.

Basic regulations do exist in the US... its just we're too stupid to follow them :)

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Wastelander (Suzuki)

You know it's bad when it takes My Synthwave playlist on Groove Music to bring life back into this game for me.

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JoeBoneless

Sprays special cargo vehicle for thirty seconds with hydra cannons

 

Cops shoot me down

 

This game is garbage

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