The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Wtfdontlickme]

*Loves the Ruston*

 

But my B&M is when you're just going on ground against someone and they pull out an Rpg. F*ck out of here man, you do that and I'll go get my jet then. Yes I've used Rpgs before, but only to get some guy hiding in a corner. This guy was just running around with it.

[Pedinhuh]

*Loves the Ruston*

 

But my B&M is when you're just going on ground against someone and they pull out an Rpg. F*ck out of here man, you do that and I'll go get my jet then. Yes I've used Rpgs before, but only to get some guy hiding in a corner. This guy was just running around with it.

Why don't repay the favour with the same coin and use your RPG too? No need to be a bigger dick(heh) and go to your jet, man...

[Pedinhuh]

About the vehicle request feature, here is what R* f*cked up with this update:

 

You can request it near you as long as no other PV is active, takes 5 seconds longer to spawn than a regular PV, and you can only request it ONCE.

 

Let me elaborate on that last bit:

Lets say you want to request your Ruiner 2000, you go thorugh the problem of storing your PV or you just blow it up and pay the insurance, then you request it, ok it will spawn at your near after some long 10 seconds(which can be crucial against a jet).

So far so good, you destroy the jet, and your issue is solved, right? So now you decide to take it for spin, do some parkour on rooftops of the city, GOOD TIMES! Right?

 

Yes...until you somehow get yourself stuck somewhere and can't get the car out of there(this is surprisingly common to happen), so you jump to the street, grab a NPC car and drive far away so you can request it again, shiny and spotless! Right?

 

NOOOOO! the interaction menu will say you already have a PV active, even though you had already put your PV away, and it wont let you spawn your Ruiner again!

 

If yoy want to use your Ruiner now, you will to go back where you left it, blow it up, and THEN wait the 5 minutes cooldown or go all the way back to your warehouse and get another one.

 

Very f*cking inconvenient, if you ask me.

 

Meanwhile the asshole in a smoking jet can request another jet while he is STILL flying his smoking soon-to-be-downed jet...No cooldowns involved.

 

Nice job, R*!

[nm69]

Quite funny when the game's last update log says they've reduced the turret angles of the AI buzzard in the I/E source missions. It feels as though they put wrong values in there and made those helis buff up even more.

Edited March 21, 2017 by nm69

[Wtfdontlickme]

 

*Loves the Ruston*

 

But my B&M is when you're just going on ground against someone and they pull out an Rpg. F*ck out of here man, you do that and I'll go get my jet then. Yes I've used Rpgs before, but only to get some guy hiding in a corner. This guy was just running around with it.

Why don't repay the favour with the same coin and use your RPG too? No need to be a bigger dick(heh) and go to your jet, man...

I already kept taking the easy way out, just like him. I also forgot to mention the spam of BST. They want to play like a d*ck? Fine I will too, I'll just do it to a different degree. Still the same concept as we're still playing like asshole's.

[Fennimoe]

Just had an "important update" alert screen (second one I have ever seen)that must be downloaded to continue playing online. It kicked me to story.

[Kushology]

you're just going on ground against someone and they pull out an Rpg.

I run into lot of these people when sniping..I'll never see them with an actual gun out..it's like all they own is just an RPG and sticky bombs.. They're usually garbage, but still annoying trying to avoid the splash damage and kill them. lol

Edited March 21, 2017 by Kushology

[Nerfgoth]

Just had an "important update" alert screen (second one I have ever seen)that must be downloaded to continue playing online. It kicked me to story.

Just had the same

[Da Elite Ninjah]

 

Just a personal B&M:

 

Why the f*ck do they release the ugliest car that I don't give a sh*t about first? Ffs I wanted to drive my classics -.-

Because good things come to those who wait.

 

But quicker to those who hustle.

 

Just a lyric from a song i like

[Non Funkable Token]

About the vehicle request feature, here is what R* f*cked up with this update:

 

You can request it near you as long as no other PV is active, takes 5 seconds longer to spawn than a regular PV, and you can only request it ONCE.

 

Let me elaborate on that last bit:

Lets say you want to request your Ruiner 2000, you go thorugh the problem of storing your PV or you just blow it up and pay the insurance, then you request it, ok it will spawn at your near after some long 10 seconds(which can be crucial against a jet).

So far so good, you destroy the jet, and your issue is solved, right? So now you decide to take it for spin, do some parkour on rooftops of the city, GOOD TIMES! Right?

 

Yes...until you somehow get yourself stuck somewhere and can't get the car out of there(this is surprisingly common to happen), so you jump to the street, grab a NPC car and drive far away so you can request it again, shiny and spotless! Right?

 

NOOOOO! the interaction menu will say you already have a PV active, even though you had already put your PV away, and it wont let you spawn your Ruiner again!

 

If yoy want to use your Ruiner now, you will to go back where you left it, blow it up, and THEN wait the 5 minutes cooldown or go all the way back to your warehouse and get another one.

 

Very f*cking inconvenient, if you ask me.

 

Meanwhile the asshole in a smoking jet can request another jet while he is STILL flying his smoking soon-to-be-downed jet...No cooldowns involved.

 

Nice job, R*!

 

Sign as MC president, then "store personal vehicle". Or request a bike if the PV is far away, then store personal vehicle.

[autofanatic]

Goddamn do these Trannies hit hard. Didn't expect to die with that much force to the face.

 

Nice hit, bitch!

[Pedinhuh]

 

About the vehicle request feature, here is what R* f*cked up with this update:

 

You can request it near you as long as no other PV is active, takes 5 seconds longer to spawn than a regular PV, and you can only request it ONCE.

 

Let me elaborate on that last bit:

Lets say you want to request your Ruiner 2000, you go thorugh the problem of storing your PV or you just blow it up and pay the insurance, then you request it, ok it will spawn at your near after some long 10 seconds(which can be crucial against a jet).

So far so good, you destroy the jet, and your issue is solved, right? So now you decide to take it for spin, do some parkour on rooftops of the city, GOOD TIMES! Right?

 

Yes...until you somehow get yourself stuck somewhere and can't get the car out of there(this is surprisingly common to happen), so you jump to the street, grab a NPC car and drive far away so you can request it again, shiny and spotless! Right?

 

NOOOOO! the interaction menu will say you already have a PV active, even though you had already put your PV away, and it wont let you spawn your Ruiner again!

 

If yoy want to use your Ruiner now, you will to go back where you left it, blow it up, and THEN wait the 5 minutes cooldown or go all the way back to your warehouse and get another one.

 

Very f*cking inconvenient, if you ask me.

 

Meanwhile the asshole in a smoking jet can request another jet while he is STILL flying his smoking soon-to-be-downed jet...No cooldowns involved.

 

Nice job, R*!

Sign as MC president, then "store personal vehicle". Or request a bike if the PV is far away, then store personal vehicle.

Interesting, but the upfront costs of starting a MC puts me off doing that.

 

And Malc spamming phone calls about the contracts.

[SHADOW OPS]

 

 

About the vehicle request feature, here is what R* f*cked up with this update:

 

You can request it near you as long as no other PV is active, takes 5 seconds longer to spawn than a regular PV, and you can only request it ONCE.

 

Let me elaborate on that last bit:

Lets say you want to request your Ruiner 2000, you go thorugh the problem of storing your PV or you just blow it up and pay the insurance, then you request it, ok it will spawn at your near after some long 10 seconds(which can be crucial against a jet).

So far so good, you destroy the jet, and your issue is solved, right? So now you decide to take it for spin, do some parkour on rooftops of the city, GOOD TIMES! Right?

 

Yes...until you somehow get yourself stuck somewhere and can't get the car out of there(this is surprisingly common to happen), so you jump to the street, grab a NPC car and drive far away so you can request it again, shiny and spotless! Right?

 

NOOOOO! the interaction menu will say you already have a PV active, even though you had already put your PV away, and it wont let you spawn your Ruiner again!

 

If yoy want to use your Ruiner now, you will to go back where you left it, blow it up, and THEN wait the 5 minutes cooldown or go all the way back to your warehouse and get another one.

 

Very f*cking inconvenient, if you ask me.

 

Meanwhile the asshole in a smoking jet can request another jet while he is STILL flying his smoking soon-to-be-downed jet...No cooldowns involved.

 

Nice job, R*!

Sign as MC president, then "store personal vehicle". Or request a bike if the PV is far away, then store personal vehicle.

Interesting, but the upfront costs of starting a MC puts me off doing that.

 

And Malc spamming phone calls about the contracts.

Fill up one location wirh product then close it down. No more calls from anyone.

[allinclusive]

Steam and Social Club appear to be super bugged right now. Can't even log in.

 

On gamestart it tells me everything is fine and once I can choose if I want to play storymode or online it tells me to login with my social club account again. Just to tell me that my account is already connected and it's not possible to play the game.

[Nick1020]

I tried doing crates again and safe to say, it's f*cking tedious as I can't get myself doing multiple runs. I feel like I'm getting Merryweather, helicopters and thieves more often.

[Rafae]

I tried doing crates again and safe to say, it's f*cking tedious as I can't get myself doing multiple runs. I feel like I'm getting Merryweather, helicopters and thieves more often.

Just put on some music and use the crates as a backdrop/background.. for CEO Work in general even (only when it gets tedious and boring though).

[Nick1020]

 

I tried doing crates again and safe to say, it's f*cking tedious as I can't get myself doing multiple runs. I feel like I'm getting Merryweather, helicopters and thieves more often.

Just put on some music and use the crates as a backdrop/background.. for CEO Work in general even (only when it gets tedious and boring though).I just end up blowing them up half the time but decided I'm going to fully fill them up for gun running. But nice idea though.

[Anda7x]

Another sh*t Sport car,really rockstar?i want new offroad vehicles

[Kushology]

 

 

I tried doing crates again and safe to say, it's f*cking tedious as I can't get myself doing multiple runs. I feel like I'm getting Merryweather, helicopters and thieves more often.

Just put on some music and use the crates as a backdrop/background.. for CEO Work in general even (only when it gets tedious and boring though).

 

I just end up blowing them up half the time but decided I'm going to fully fill them up for gun running. But nice idea though.

 

I always have music on but I also mix up what I'm doing. If you're running crate after crate, just wearing yourself out.

 

You can still grind, just mix it up.

[whywontyoulisten]

 

 

 

About the vehicle request feature, here is what R* f*cked up with this update:

 

You can request it near you as long as no other PV is active, takes 5 seconds longer to spawn than a regular PV, and you can only request it ONCE.

 

Let me elaborate on that last bit:

Lets say you want to request your Ruiner 2000, you go thorugh the problem of storing your PV or you just blow it up and pay the insurance, then you request it, ok it will spawn at your near after some long 10 seconds(which can be crucial against a jet).

So far so good, you destroy the jet, and your issue is solved, right? So now you decide to take it for spin, do some parkour on rooftops of the city, GOOD TIMES! Right?

 

Yes...until you somehow get yourself stuck somewhere and can't get the car out of there(this is surprisingly common to happen), so you jump to the street, grab a NPC car and drive far away so you can request it again, shiny and spotless! Right?

 

NOOOOO! the interaction menu will say you already have a PV active, even though you had already put your PV away, and it wont let you spawn your Ruiner again!

 

If yoy want to use your Ruiner now, you will to go back where you left it, blow it up, and THEN wait the 5 minutes cooldown or go all the way back to your warehouse and get another one.

 

Very f*cking inconvenient, if you ask me.

 

Meanwhile the asshole in a smoking jet can request another jet while he is STILL flying his smoking soon-to-be-downed jet...No cooldowns involved.

 

Nice job, R*!

 

Sign as MC president, then "store personal vehicle". Or request a bike if the PV is far away, then store personal vehicle.

Interesting, but the upfront costs of starting a MC puts me off doing that.

 

And Malc spamming phone calls about the contracts.

 

You only need a clubhouse to have that ability, and doesn't malc shut up if you log onto the computer, i.e. you don't actually have to buy anything?

Edited March 21, 2017 by whywontyoulisten

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

The Ruston is complete garbage. Who's the f"cktard who thought this would be cool or worthwhile? Not only that, but who's also the f*cktard that approved it? Both need to be drug out into the street and shot. The idea behind this car is bad and R* should feel bad for lumping it in a drip feed with cars that are actually wanted and are actually worth it. What a waste of time, and effort. If they thought this thing would make them any money, I'd like to have been in that boardroom meeting to point and laugh hysterically at the f*cking retards with this thing on their presentation boards. Although, that's probably why it's gotta cheap price tag...even though I wouldn't even get it for free and have it waste space.

 

The car and the entire next week can be used by R* to sodomize themselves over and over...

[Happy Hunter]

Can't f*cking sign in. That's on Microsoft to be fair, but still.

 

Need to vent. Really annoying.

[allinclusive]

Can't f*cking sign in. That's on Microsoft to be fair, but still.

 

Need to vent. Really annoying.

 

Why Microsoft? I can't sign in either.

[Happy Hunter]

Why Microsoft? I can't sign in either.

I can't sign in the xbox. Think xbox live might be being a bit funny or something.

[Goingcrowd9]

Can't f*cking sign in. That's on Microsoft to be fair, but still.

 

Need to vent. Really annoying.

"0x87DD0004, please try again later, or check...."

 

Strangely tough, my nat-type changed from 'moderate' to 'open'. But, that doesn't help verry much when you can't sign in ! Can't even play offline without starting all over again... *sigh* .

At least I know where I pay 60 a year for...

 

FREE unlimmited network errors + a verry *good* xbox service

 

[TheFroggmann]

Quite funny when the game's last update log says they've reduced the turret angles of the AI buzzard in the I/E source missions. It feels as though they put wrong values in there and made those helis buff up even more.

 

Haven't had this mission since the "nerf" but it wouldn't surprise me. Especially since the unmentioned buff they got in the last few weeks. You used to be able to pick up the car, climb to altitude then run full tilt to your warehouse when they spawned. Now they catch you and turn your CB into swiss cheese within a mile of spawning.

[Happy Hunter]

 

Well work harder then.

 

I mean really, what the f*ck? Not paying them to watch a blank screen.

[No Use For A Name]

When it comes to female clothing in this game, nothing f*cking matches. Too many different shades of black, nothing goes. ugh

Same with race liveries not quite matching any of the LSC paint/rim colors.

 

Drives me bonkers

[TheFroggmann]

 

Why Microsoft? I can't sign in either.

I can't sign in the xbox. Think xbox live might be being a bit funny or something.

 

 

 

 

Can't f*cking sign in. That's on Microsoft to be fair, but still.

 

Need to vent. Really annoying.

"0x87DD0004, please try again later, or check...."

 

Strangely tough, my nat-type changed from 'moderate' to 'open'. But, that doesn't help verry much when you can't sign in ! Can't even play offline without starting all over again... *sigh* .

At least I know where I pay 60 a year for...

 

FREE unlimmited network errors + a verry *good* xbox service

 

 

 

 

XB-L has been screwed up since sometime yesterday. I'm guessing it's something to do with their authentication system.

 

http://downdetector.com/status/xbox-live

 

I'd post the status page but Login.xbox.com is offline for me right now.

[allinclusive]

It also doesn't work on Steam. Always tells me my account is logged in somewhere else, even though I already changed the password several times. And then I get a huge social club error message.