The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Black-Dragon96]

 

Yes Rockstar that the perfect spawnpoint for a helicopter.

[WildBrick142]

 

Alright. Either,

1, R* were REALLY drunk on St.Patrick's Day/Weekend after/during the Livestream and they accidentally messed up.

or

2, The t-shirt cannon is, in FACT, rigged.

 

 

No other way to explain my hype and disappointment since Friday up until now.

They are obviously rigged. Everyone knows that. The majority of the winners aren't "random". It's always the people in Rockstars bubble. I can't complain, I'm in the bubble lol.

 

If it is then they could at least be consistent about saying who won in front of about a thousand people, and actually giving out the prizes later on. lol

(Fun facts: The list of Friday's winners only contains 39 people, and one of the usernames appears twice - so that's only 38 winners out of 50, yet in chat they posted 46 names)

 

 

I have faith in R* Support and my evidence though.

[eyman]

Why do they give me a bounty for stealing cars off the street?.

 

Who the f*ck puts out a $9,000 bounty after having their $4,000 car stolen?. you could of just bought another one you c*nt.

would you look at that, someone at R* reads my complaints.

 

I got a message saying "you're a dead man" after I stole a Garbage Truck at 5:00am

 

 

I waited to see what my bounty would be, but it never came...

 

Some say I'm still waiting for that bounty to come...

[TheFroggmann]

The amount of NPC foot traffic is appalling. Don't they know people don't walk in LA?

 

 

Yea I know, not a real bitch but I had to share.

Edited March 20, 2017 by TheFroggmann

[Handsome Jack]

Of course the car I want is the last one coming f*cking horse sh*t. f*ck I hate this.

[Fezza1999]

Of course the car I want is the last one coming f*cking horse sh*t. f*ck I hate this.

Agreed. Fück the ruston. I would be ok with it if I didn't have the money right now but I'm sitting on 11 million for fücks sake. Edited March 20, 2017 by Fezza1999

[Goingcrowd9]

This unknown network error BS is really p*ssing me off right now.

R*: "You can play online..."

"... but you can't play in a public session !"

"... and you can't acces the securoserv laptop in an invite only session !"

"And if players leave while you are selling a car, we'll set it on fire !"

"And if you sell a car in a public solo-session we spawn terminator NPC's !"

 

 

But nope, it's not their problem ! It is probally my internet connection !

 

F*CK you, R*

I don't expect free dlc's !

I don't expect you adding stuff !

But I DO expect a BALANCED game... and I DO expect a STABLE game !

MILLIONS of profit ! MILLIONS ! FIX YOUR SERVERS d*mmit !

[hugh750]

Goddamn do these Trannies hit hard. Didn't expect to die with that much force to the face.

 

try fighting the lost at tequi la la during barfight resupply run it's so unfair, there's suppost to be no weapons allowed there but the lost attack with melee weapons and i'm stuck with bare fists and i die a lot.

[SkynetOnlineID]

• Read stupid jet hate replies on a thread asking for general tips.

• Notice causal idiots stereotyping and personally insulting jet users/greifers for no good reason.

• Some user calling other user's opinion dumb now.

• Saying what they think are facts or popular opinion.

• Suggest there's no ethical and moral principles of jet grieving in a video game.

 

 

Are the fighter jets unbalanced? Maybe.

[Kushology]

try fighting the lost at tequi la la during barfight resupply run it's so unfair, there's suppost to be no weapons allowed there but the lost attack with melee weapons and i'm stuck with bare fists and i die a lot.

Call up a bike, strap a sticky to it, drive inside. Instigate a fight and lure them near your bike.

 

Bada-bing, bada-BOOM. Always done that, f*ck fighting them.

Edited March 21, 2017 by Kushology

[Faggio S]

try fighting the lost at tequi la la during barfight resupply run it's so unfair, there's suppost to be no weapons allowed there but the lost attack with melee weapons and i'm stuck with bare fists and i die a lot.

* Put a sticky bomb on any bike.

* Ride it inside Tequi-La-La.

* Hit a random Lost member so everyone comes running into the centre area.

* Run out (The Lost won't follow you)

* Wait for the ladies to get out.

* Detonate the sticky bomb.

* Watch The Lost burn to death while laughing maniacally.

* Get supplies.

 

It takes less than 5 minutes to do this. Easiest mission ever.

 

Edit : ninja'd.

Edited March 21, 2017 by Faggio S

[Mach1bud]

 

try fighting the lost at tequi la la during barfight resupply run it's so unfair, there's suppost to be no weapons allowed there but the lost attack with melee weapons and i'm stuck with bare fists and i die a lot.

* Put a sticky bomb on any bike.

* Ride it inside Tequi-La-La.

* Hit a random Lost member so everyone comes running into the centre area.

* Run out (The Lost won't follow you)

* Wait for the ladies to get out.

* Detonate the sticky bomb.

* Watch The Lost burn to death while laughing maniacally.

* Get supplies.

 

It takes less than 5 minutes to do this. Easiest mission ever.

 

Edit : ninja'd.

 

 

I always just drive in and wait a second for them to all run into the room, blow up everyone including myself. By the time I respawn and get back in there the fire has killed them all lol.

[Faggio S]

 

I always just drive in and wait a second for them to all run into the room, blow up everyone including myself. By the time I respawn and get back in there the fire has killed them all lol.

That makes the total mission time 30 seconds lol.

 

Also, watching The Lost burn is like taking a dig at Rockstar's brand new OP npc's haha.

[ciel]

When it comes to female clothing in this game, nothing f*cking matches. Too many different shades of black, nothing goes. ugh

[Handsome Jack]

Legit bitch and moan. I f*cking hate how my character has infinite liquor while mine runs out this isn't fair.

 

PetrolCB knows whats up

Edited March 21, 2017 by The Happy Clown

[HamwithCheese]

Ooo a time trial I like money.

Go to the start. Tells me to go though the canyon.

Lose bf400 in the river.

Call Shataro.

Lose it in the river. Lost 20 grand.

Find out the game deliberately tells you to go the wrong way

Livid.

Take it out on a passerby.

Call Shataro.

Try again, but the right way.

Cops.

Knock me off the bike.

Try to defend myself.

"Weapon wheel is disabled"

I HATE YOU.

Cops kill me.

Cops take my bike and spawn me on a goddamn mountain

AMGRY

CALLS 811

CALSS ASS-SISTANT

CANT GET YIUR BIKE.

Despawns car.

REALIZE I DESTROYED IT WHEN CALLING CAR.

Calls mechanic.

Wait time.

Lost 41 grand for 50.

 

WHY AM I STIL PLAUING THIS GAME.

Edited March 21, 2017 by HamwithCheese

[Handsome Jack]

f*ck I want the DOD R* give me the Dod

[Black Terminator]

I hate f*cking kickers so f*cking much. I just got into the session a few minutes ago, decided to make a sandwich and I got voted to get kicked for no f*cking reason. Rockstar needs to disable that f*cking function.

[CrysisAverted]

totally missed the checkpoint

Edited March 21, 2017 by CrysisAverted

[puredorian]

Why the f*ck bicycles still tied for the insurance? Can't get rid of them without taking up space in vehicle lists in more mutual.

[Partajeesus]

totally missed the checkpoint

 

 

 

If the game doesn't show your lap time at the bottom right corner (like in that gif) it won't register any checkpoints.

That usually happens to me when the start of the race takes longer than usual and then suddenly it just says "GO" without the countdown.

Edited March 21, 2017 by Partajeesus

[Gridl0k]

^ I do love all the people who jump at the start of a Ruiner race, much better way to get rid of the toddlers than the usual first corner wipeout.

[VercettiGuy]

Just a personal B&M:

 

Why the f*ck do they release the ugliest car that I don't give a sh*t about first? Ffs I wanted to drive my classics -.-

[SHADOW OPS]

Just a personal B&M:

 

Why the f*ck do they release the ugliest car that I don't give a sh*t about first? Ffs I wanted to drive my classics -.-

Because good things come to those who wait.

[-KM-]

Why can we still not paint rims crew color.

 

Grrr.

 

/B&M

[iddqdvie]

 

Just a personal B&M:

 

Why the f*ck do they release the ugliest car that I don't give a sh*t about first? Ffs I wanted to drive my classics -.-

Because good things come to those who wait.

 

 

 

i could hope that your taste is flawed but i guess they didnt release the turismo yet. :

[SHADOW OPS]

 

 

Just a personal B&M:

 

Why the f*ck do they release the ugliest car that I don't give a sh*t about first? Ffs I wanted to drive my classics -.-

Because good things come to those who wait.

 

 

i could hope that your taste is flawed but i guess they didnt release the turismo yet. :

Not yet.

[CrysisAverted]

race is three laps
most people leave early on
manage to come in first place first lap but got some blue scrub on my tail
2nd lap I come in first again, thanks to catchup my huge lead is waning

3rd lap now
blue sh*t manages to catch up but I pass him on the turns
hes catching up again

blue f*ck runs me off the track

end up catching up at the end of the tube

laugh my ass off the whole loop to the finish line

 

 

like half the damn lobby left f*ck

 

 

eat sh*t scrub

 

 

after some more races and a large lobby I end up here again

hold first for 2 laps before the 2 sh*tters behind catchup, I try to avoid them and let them pass cause I really don't want trouble

they of course end up bashing into eachother sending one of them my way right on the f*cking near vertical tube causing me to totally eat it and miss the speed boost meanwhile the dude that collided with my flew vertically towards the speed boost and kept going like nothing f*cking happened holy f*cking sh*t are you serious this the kind of f*cking sh*t right here that makes me wish

upon dirty racing f*cks! could of f*cking made some real money. Also holy sh*t the motherf*cking dirty racer that defied psychics and collided into me is the same blue sh*t from above oh f*ck I swear

 

 

 

Edited March 21, 2017 by CrysisAverted

[FrostyJ]

The downforce stat is garbage. Seems like it exacerbates understeer on certain cars. I can't be the only one that thinks this. Also the Ruston is a hunk of junk, imo.

Edited March 21, 2017 by Jakemo

[whywontyoulisten]

The downforce stat is garbage. Seems like it exasperates understeer on certain cars. I can't be the only one that thinks this. Also the Ruston is a hunk of junk, imo.

*exacerbates