The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Happy Hunter]

F*cking unknown errors. F*ck off.

[Xiled]

 

 

 

f*ck the rocket voltic races, you're f*cking spinning forever if you hit something once.

or, learn to drive and not hit something every 5 seconds..

 

How about you shut your f*cking trap? Sounds good.

 

E - it's the sh*tty handling not my driving tbh. so sorry I slammed your precious special vehicle.

 

Not.

Well every car has different handling characteristics. If you can't adapt to driving different vehicles then you are a sh*tty driver. The rocket voltic isn't even hard to handle and it gets even easier on special stunt race tracks we have now. Most of them don't have any challenging corners.

 

Meanwhile. Apparently this is bad driving ability. This why contact race with vehicles with special abilities is a stupid idea.

Edited March 20, 2017 by Xiled

[Pedinhuh]

They managed to f*ck up the entire personal vehicle request:

 

if you drive your PV and it gets destroyed, then request a Special vehicle, use it and leave somewhere else far away so you can request your PV back, you wont be able to.

 

It won't come up on the insurance list, and you can't request it through the interaction menu since its destroyed, you either need to blow your SPV or switch session.

 

Another classic case of R* patching sh*t that wasn't a problem, AND creating another problem on the top of this fix.

 

Sometimes I wonder if there are only interns taking care of these patches...Would explain a lot.

 

EDIT: nevermind...I forgot to put insurance on my Emperor..dammit.

Edited March 19, 2017 by Pedinhuh

[ciel]

 

 

 

f*ck the rocket voltic races, you're f*cking spinning forever if you hit something once.

or, learn to drive and not hit something every 5 seconds..

 

How about you shut your f*cking trap? Sounds good.

 

E - it's the sh*tty handling not my driving tbh. so sorry I slammed your precious special vehicle.

 

Not.

Well every car has different handling characteristics. If you can't adapt to driving different vehicles then you are a sh*tty driver. The rocket voltic isn't even hard to handle and it gets even easier on special stunt race tracks we have now. Most of them don't have any challenging corners.

 

 

hahahahahahahaha

 

 

no.

Edited March 19, 2017 by XXI

[Xiled]

They managed to f*ck up the entire personal vehicle request:

 

if you drive your PV and it gets destroyed, then request a Special vehicle, use it and leave somewhere else far away so you can request your PV back, you wont be able to.

 

It won't come up on the insurance list, and you can't request it through the interaction menu since its destroyed, you either need to blow your SPV or switch session.

 

Another classic case of R* patching sh*t that wasn't a problem, AND creating another problem on the top of this fix.

 

Sometimes I wonder if there are only interns taking care of these patches...Would explain a lot.

I just exploit it by becoming a motorcycle club president. Sending the car to the garage. Leaving it and calling a car I want. You should be able to call a new one like pegasus vehicles without it just being stuck somewhere. Another thing they add without thinking about future updates. Like being able to instant win some freemode events like the furthest jump challenge with the rocket voltic.

[askinnywhitedildo]

I bought a Contender, because I just felt like I wanted a truck. (We need more single cab trucks. Like a 80's model Silverado, btw)

 

One problem, and it's the same problem that a lot of cars in this game have. It has tiny ass f*cking wheels.

[SHOKKERZ91]

I bought a Contender, because I just felt like I wanted a truck. (We need more single cab trucks. Like a 80's model Silverado, btw)

 

One problem, and it's the same problem that a lot of cars in this game have. It has tiny ass f*cking wheels.

 

And you can´t stand in the bed like with the guardian. It´s fun to drive past someone and shoot a RPG or minigun into they´re face. Snipers work too.

[Kushology]

 

I bought a Contender, because I just felt like I wanted a truck. (We need more single cab trucks. Like a 80's model Silverado, btw)

 

One problem, and it's the same problem that a lot of cars in this game have. It has tiny ass f*cking wheels.

And you can´t stand in the bed like with the guardian. It´s fun to drive past someone and shoot a RPG or minigun into they´re face. Snipers work too.

 

Forgot that thing existed. I should buy one.

[SHOKKERZ91]

 

 

I bought a Contender, because I just felt like I wanted a truck. (We need more single cab trucks. Like a 80's model Silverado, btw)

 

One problem, and it's the same problem that a lot of cars in this game have. It has tiny ass f*cking wheels.

And you can´t stand in the bed like with the guardian. It´s fun to drive past someone and shoot a RPG or minigun into they´re face. Snipers work too.

 

Forgot that thing existed. I should buy one.

 

 

It´s worth it´s money. It also outruns insurgents so you can snipe them easily out when he tries to catch up with a sticky in his hands.

[Happy Hunter]

 

[Silencer555]

WHAT?! WHY?

[askinnywhitedildo]

WHAT?! WHY?

 

Dude, I've never seen someone die in more f*cked up ways than you

[Pedinhuh]

Sooo...You cant use the special vehicles in content creator...Safe to say we can't create races tailored made for them too?

 

Because honestly, I got some track ideas for the three special vehicles, and the track R* dished are all wack.

[VanessaMagick]

Sooo...You cant use the special vehicles in content creator...Safe to say we can't create races tailored made for them too?

 

Because honestly, I got some track ideas for the three special vehicles, and the track R* dished are all wack.

Nope, I'm afraid not.

[Silencer555]

 

WHAT?! WHY?

 

-wut.gif-

Dude, I've never seen someone die in more f*cked up ways than you

 

Thank you, glad to be accident prone for your entertainment.

[Pedinhuh]

 

Sooo...You cant use the special vehicles in content creator...Safe to say we can't create races tailored made for them too?

 

Because honestly, I got some track ideas for the three special vehicles, and the track R* dished are all wack.

Nope, I'm afraid not.

Oh well, I hope they change this in the future, these vehicle have soo much untapped potential...

[Black Terminator]

WHAT?! WHY?

 

Damn, that f*cker uppercutting you.

[Kushology]

Why are CS Props not available in AIR races?! Dumb!

[HamwithCheese]

WHAT?! WHY?

 

Yeah dude you're cursed. You, like, need to stop playing before you die from dieing.

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

Why are CS Props not available in AIR races?! Dumb!

preach

[Rafae]

Did Rockstar buff the AI in vehicle cargo missions?!

 

I cannot f*cking believe this.

[Da Elite Ninjah]

 

 

The impound needs to be removed. Gone.

do you mean the impound lot??, it's easy to get your vehiles from it ant not pay the $250 (just climb over the wall).

 

Call up assistant anywhere, anytime.

 

$1,000

 

that's less money than my method. Thanks

[Faggio S]

Did Rockstar buff the AI in vehicle cargo missions?!

 

I cannot f*cking believe this.

For real ?

 

Now that I think about it, I've died more than usual in some I/E missions and taken more vehicle damage after the update has dropped. But I'm not sure if the AI has been buffed or I was being sloppy. Probably the latter.

[Da Elite Ninjah]

 

They managed to f*ck up the entire personal vehicle request:

 

if you drive your PV and it gets destroyed, then request a Special vehicle, use it and leave somewhere else far away so you can request your PV back, you wont be able to.

 

It won't come up on the insurance list, and you can't request it through the interaction menu since its destroyed, you either need to blow your SPV or switch session.

 

Another classic case of R* patching sh*t that wasn't a problem, AND creating another problem on the top of this fix.

 

Sometimes I wonder if there are only interns taking care of these patches...Would explain a lot.

I just exploit it by becoming a motorcycle club president. Sending the car to the garage. Leaving it and calling a car I want. You should be able to call a new one like pegasus vehicles without it just being stuck somewhere. Another thing they add without thinking about future updates. Like being able to instant win some freemode events like the furthest jump challenge with the rocket voltic.

 

You can jump further with a bike

Edited March 20, 2017 by Da Elite Ninjah

[autofanatic]

 

 

Here's a reminder of that bullsh*t accuracy we have to deal with these days from NPCs. Went from 100 health to zero in around 2 seconds or less. How the hell am I supposed to do anything in mid-air?

 

'Nothing' is the answer.

 

-Mid-air death gif-

And THAT is why:

 

-You shouldn't spook the Kuruma in that sourcing mission;

-You shouldn't try parachuting against those kind of AI(but I have those their accuracy is bullsh*t);

-You should land the 'bob, GET IN COVER, take out the enemies, then hook the car to the 'bob(there is a house right in front of the car that you can land and then climb it to get you heli back).

 

Yes, yes, we all know what not to do. Don't need any advice here, wasn't asking for any. Can't a man post a risk taking gif without getting advice on how to do/not to do things? I'm not a complete noob, just showcasing BS moments is all.

I petty like his combat style and his posts are always worth for watching. Full health to zero in less than 3 seconds and that was insane.

WHAT?! WHY?

 

That NPC car move was definitely intentional. No doubt about it. You are just terminated by the NPC terminator.

[CrysisAverted]

pussy sh*t in his vip ruiner kills me when I'm minding my own business

grab hydra and kill him

figure I'll get some money for my trouble

vip has left the session

 

gg no re

[DangerZ0neX]

Not my screenshot, but this should be sufficient to summarize the problems I have with the UI.

 

It provides nothing but spam of who killed whom, it's just horrendous having this list go on and on and on about people you don't give a sh*t about, basically causing a traffic of irrelevant information to clog up your screen.

 

Edited March 20, 2017 by DangerZ0neX

[CrysisAverted]

^

yeah and then you double click down to check your expanded map and you can't see sh*t because of the massive player list being in the way, quality Triple A design you can expect from R*

[Gridl0k]

3.5y and that killfeed still obscures the mugger list too, btw.

[CrysisAverted]

F

 

 

go after bounty

kill self

respawn

dudes gone

accomplish nothing

Edited March 20, 2017 by CrysisAverted