The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Slonitram]

 

The impound needs to be removed. Gone.

do you mean the impound lot??, it's easy to get your vehiles from it ant not pay the $250 (just climb over the wall).

 

I mean having your vehicle impounded. It wastes your time and takes you away from more important things to worry about and this is extra annoying if you call in your vehicle to get away from the cops only to be killed by them and have it inpounded, forcing you to take a slow civillian car (while risking getting a NPC bounty on your head which is another thing I don't understand why its there) all the way to the single police station with an impound lot at the south of the map.

[Faggio S]

Here's a reminder of that bullsh*t accuracy we have to deal with these days from NPCs. Went from 100 health to zero in around 2 seconds or less. How the hell am I supposed to do anything in mid-air?

 

'Nothing' is the answer.

 

Holy sh*t that's intense.

[hugh750]

 

 

The impound needs to be removed. Gone.

do you mean the impound lot??, it's easy to get your vehiles from it ant not pay the $250 (just climb over the wall).

 

I mean having your vehicle impounded. It wastes your time and takes you away from more important things to worry about and this is extra annoying if you call in your vehicle to get away from the cops only to be killed by them and have it inpounded, forcing you to take a slow civillian car (while risking getting a NPC bounty on your head which is another thing I don't understand why its there) all the way to the single police station with an impound lot at the south of the map.

 

i don't mind the impound lot it's pretty easy to get your vehicle from there and elude the cops.

[Faggio S]

I mean having your vehicle impounded. It wastes your time and takes you away from more important things to worry about and this is extra annoying if you call in your vehicle to get away from the cops only to be killed by them and have it inpounded, forcing you to take a slow civillian car (while risking getting a NPC bounty on your head which is another thing I don't understand why its there) all the way to the single police station with an impound lot at the south of the map.

You have the option to call your assistant and retrieve the vehicle for a simple fee of $1000. It is the easiest method and the only time you waste is the few seconds needed to dial your assistant.

[Slonitram]

 

 

The impound needs to be removed. Gone.

do you mean the impound lot??, it's easy to get your vehiles from it ant not pay the $250 (just climb over the wall).

 

Call up assistant anywhere, anytime.

 

$1,000

 

 

 

I mean having your vehicle impounded. It wastes your time and takes you away from more important things to worry about and this is extra annoying if you call in your vehicle to get away from the cops only to be killed by them and have it inpounded, forcing you to take a slow civillian car (while risking getting a NPC bounty on your head which is another thing I don't understand why its there) all the way to the single police station with an impound lot at the south of the map.

You have the option to call your assistant and retrieve the vehicle for a simple fee of $1000. It is the easiest method and the only time you waste is the few seconds needed to dial your assistant.

 

I never knew about any of this. This is going to save a lot of time and prevent frustration from happening. Thanks!

[Kushology]

I never knew about any of this. This is going to save a lot of time and prevent frustration from happening. Thanks!

Your whalecum!

[Gridl0k]

 

I never knew about any of this. This is going to save a lot of time and prevent frustration from happening. Thanks!

Your whalecum!

 

 

Always read the patch notes!

[HamwithCheese]

 

Here's a reminder of that bullsh*t accuracy we have to deal with these days from NPCs. Went from 100 health to zero in around 2 seconds or less. How the hell am I supposed to do anything in mid-air?

 

'Nothing' is the answer.

 

Holy sh*t that's intense.

Christ on a bike. I wish someone would show it to r* and see what they say.

[Goingcrowd9]

R* f*cks something up, tries to fix it, then actually screw it more.

 

Things in older gta's where soooooooo much better then now.

Can't even play a gtao server with more then 5 people, for more then 10 minutes !

Why the F*ck do we have police and npc enemy's with a IQ of '0', but with EXTREMLY high fire rate and an EXTREMELY range ? Why ?

Did all the game designers of gta4 die or something ?

A Helicopter that is based of a flying TANK dies after 4, exuse me, 6 REVOLVER shots ?

"Oh, I think removing the armour and slapping an explosive gun on it is more fun, hihihi !" (<- R* employee).

!?!?!?!

[Mach1bud]

 

Just when I think Rockstar have run out of ways to surprise me

 

 

Don't come second, I guess?

 

$120,000 prize pool for $160,000 worth of bets?

 

Does Rockstar not understand how gambling works or are they literally just that greedy that even player-vs-player gambling should hugely favour the house?

Well there is no betting. It's not gambling at all actually. Just a race with an entry fee and an 80k prize for winning.

[VanessaMagick]

 

 

Just when I think Rockstar have run out of ways to surprise me

 

 

Don't come second, I guess?

 

$120,000 prize pool for $160,000 worth of bets?

 

Does Rockstar not understand how gambling works or are they literally just that greedy that even player-vs-player gambling should hugely favour the house?

 

Well there is no betting. It's not gambling at all actually. Just a race with an entry fee and an 80k prize for winning.

 

That is what betting is.

[JON22]

All I want is one customised npc gauntlet. I've tried finding it on missions set at 12 in the suggested location, tried driving around in a muscle car, tried leaving my gauntlet to force spawn one, approaching from different directions. But all I get is either a Dinka Blista or f*cking bikes.

 

[SoDank_ItPainsMe]

gta signin broken qq

[Gridl0k]

"There has been an error with this session"

booted to SP

 

3 times since DLC. Fuxache.

[Nyamber]

Matchmaking's broken again. Contact missions apparently don't exist.

[Wtfdontlickme]

Here's a reminder of that bullsh*t accuracy we have to deal with these days from NPCs. Went from 100 health to zero in around 2 seconds or less. How the hell am I supposed to do anything in mid-air?

 

'Nothing' is the answer.

 

 

I would have raged a sh*t ton, then go on a jet killing spree to take it out. Seriously, that's BS.

[Gridl0k]

I love the new minigame, "How long will it take to enter my Vehicle Warehouse".

 

Current record is about 5 minutes of black screen. Not got better with the update. But at least my cop hat is gone!

[Pedinhuh]

Here's a reminder of that bullsh*t accuracy we have to deal with these days from NPCs. Went from 100 health to zero in around 2 seconds or less. How the hell am I supposed to do anything in mid-air?

 

'Nothing' is the answer.

 

And THAT is why:

 

-You shouldn't spook the Kuruma in that sourcing mission;

-You shouldn't try parachuting against those kind of AI(but I have those their accuracy is bullsh*t);

-You should land the 'bob, GET IN COVER, take out the enemies, then hook the car to the 'bob(there is a house right in front of the car that you can land and then climb it to get you heli back).

[Gridl0k]

^ Also I bet half of you are forgetting about/not using the turret limo, which makes an excellent spawnable gun turret/cover. Shreds choppers.

[Silencer555]

 

Here's a reminder of that bullsh*t accuracy we have to deal with these days from NPCs. Went from 100 health to zero in around 2 seconds or less. How the hell am I supposed to do anything in mid-air?

 

'Nothing' is the answer.

 

-Mid-air death gif-

And THAT is why:

 

-You shouldn't spook the Kuruma in that sourcing mission;

-You shouldn't try parachuting against those kind of AI(but I have those their accuracy is bullsh*t);

-You should land the 'bob, GET IN COVER, take out the enemies, then hook the car to the 'bob(there is a house right in front of the car that you can land and then climb it to get you heli back).

 

Yes, yes, we all know what not to do. Don't need any advice here, wasn't asking for any. Can't a man post a risk taking gif without getting advice on how to do/not to do things? I'm not a complete noob, just showcasing BS moments is all.

[Mach1bud]

 

 

 

Just when I think Rockstar have run out of ways to surprise me

 

 

Don't come second, I guess?

 

$120,000 prize pool for $160,000 worth of bets?

 

Does Rockstar not understand how gambling works or are they literally just that greedy that even player-vs-player gambling should hugely favour the house?

Well there is no betting. It's not gambling at all actually. Just a race with an entry fee and an 80k prize for winning.That is what betting is.

I got ya but what I am saying is that there is no prize pool, like the amount of racers makes no difference. Works the same way at real race tracks (drag strips). Pay an entry fee, with a guaranteed amount for the winner. Doesn't matter how many entrants are racing and paid to get in that day.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

f*ck the rocket voltic races, you're f*cking spinning forever if you hit something once.

 

or, learn to drive and not hit something every 5 seconds..

 

 

Which brings to my B&M, I hate when people(ESPECIALLY the obnoxious honkers) insist you get in their car then drive like sh*t. I wanna get there before I literally die of old age, people.

 

For some reason, in the Voltic races, I go slower than everybody else, while everyone in front of me pull away. What the f*ck? The only way I can catch up is if a player messes up.

[mareepx]

Been racing on GTA Online for three and a half years now. Have not experienced a dirtier week of racing than these special vehicle ones. It's the whole special element of them tied to the double money and rp that just attracts the worst kind of person, the ones that f*ck you over just because at the expense of also destroying any hope they have.

 

Also I may or may not have intended to use my horn and accidentally jumped/switched to water mode/used the rocket several times

[ciel]

 

f*ck the rocket voltic races, you're f*cking spinning forever if you hit something once.

or, learn to drive and not hit something every 5 seconds..

 

 

How about you shut your f*cking trap? Sounds good.

 

E - it's the sh*tty handling not my driving tbh. so sorry I slammed your precious special vehicle.

 

Not.

Edited March 19, 2017 by XXI

[Goingcrowd9]

I spawn in gtao and leave my garage in a stolen rusty Rebel. I drive it for 10 SECONDS until I get an network error. What the F*CK R* ? It got way worse after this 'update'. Network error after network error after network error !

Edited March 19, 2017 by Goingcrowd9

[nm69]

I spawn in gtao and leave my garage in a stolen rusty Rebel. I drive it for 10 SECONDS until I get an network error. What the F*CK R* ? It got way worse after this 'update'. Network error after network error after network error !

You drive Rebel and the network Rebels at you. Sorry about the lame joke, i'm high af

[Kushology]

 

 

f*ck the rocket voltic races, you're f*cking spinning forever if you hit something once.

or, learn to drive and not hit something every 5 seconds..

 

How about you shut your f*cking trap? Sounds good.

 

E - it's the sh*tty handling not my driving tbh. so sorry I slammed your precious special vehicle.

 

Not.

 

 

Someone's mad. lmao

[Xiled]

Why did they change the day time trials are. They are now on Tuesday instead of the 75 weeks in a row they were on Monday. I hope who ever changed it has to do the down chiliad time trial every day for the rest of there life.

[askinnywhitedildo]

 

 

f*ck the rocket voltic races, you're f*cking spinning forever if you hit something once.

or, learn to drive and not hit something every 5 seconds..

 

How about you shut your f*cking trap? Sounds good.

 

E - it's the sh*tty handling not my driving tbh. so sorry I slammed your precious special vehicle.

 

Not.

 

The Voltic is just sh*t in general.

 

It's the only Super I refuse to put in my collection, and the rocket engine on the back doesn't help it any.

[Madhorse]

 

 

f*ck the rocket voltic races, you're f*cking spinning forever if you hit something once.

or, learn to drive and not hit something every 5 seconds..

 

 

How about you shut your f*cking trap? Sounds good.

 

E - it's the sh*tty handling not my driving tbh. so sorry I slammed your precious special vehicle.

 

Not.

Well every car has different handling characteristics. If you can't adapt to driving different vehicles then you are a sh*tty driver. The rocket voltic isn't even hard to handle and it gets even easier on special stunt race tracks we have now. Most of them don't have any challenging corners.