The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Nyamber]

Not GTA related, but for some reason I can't post on the pegasus elimination game... I just can't post on the thread...

 

I'm getting a 500 server error or some sh*t. But only on that thread... WTF!?

[TheFroggmann]

Greeeeaaat... now they are just outright throwing cars at me.

 

[nm69]

Greeeeaaat... now they are just outright throwing cars at me.

 

I heard Rockstar was promoting the upcoming FnF movie where the baddie Charlize Theron controls all the cars that get thrown at our good guys just like this through a remote computer.

[DentureDynamite]

*Joins gta online*

*Air checkpoints challenge starts*

*Gets in CEO buzzard*

"There has been an unkown network error"

*Tries to join again*

"There has been an unkown network error"

*Tries to join again*

 

Oh, F*ck off please !

 

Fix your [email protected] servers, R*!

Why do you F*cking patch harmless f*cking glithes, instead of making the game balanced and fixing your f*cking servers !!??

 

Every evening when I play now--almost every hour without fail--I literally have to shut down GTA Online and restart it, or I would be spending as much time stuck in "the clouds" as I would actually playing the game.

 

There was a time not too long ago when I didn't have to do that.

 

Pretty blooming sad.

Edited March 16, 2017 by DentureDynamite

[Goingcrowd9]

"Congratulations! Thank you for playing our game... as a gift, we provided you with some extra cash to help you with your criminal career network errors because we don't want to fix our games (we are just too lazy for that)"

 

-Rockstar

Edited March 16, 2017 by Goingcrowd9

[Fennimoe]

Can someone please tell me why my Yacht isn't on the map sometimes? Has this happened to anyone else? PS4

 

Edit: Switched sessions with my spawn location set to Yacht... I spawned in on an Orion... WTF!? I own a Pisces Yacht. I closed app and I am now loading back in.

 

Edit: All is well. Broken game.

Edited March 16, 2017 by Fennimoe

[TheFroggmann]

I guess I'm not allowed to commit Grand Theft Auto....

 

[nm69]

How I think R* programmed the AI bad guys for the I/E sales:

Edited March 16, 2017 by nm69

[whywontyoulisten]

I guess I'm not allowed to commit Grand Theft Auto....

 

Another case of Spontaneous Massive Existence Failure; at least yours didn't happen at speed.

 

 

 

 

[Irish45455]

How I think R* programmed the AI bad guys for the I/E sales:

 

 

 

Jesus Christ that is so goddamn painfully fake. God I f*cking hate CG in these movies.

[rsquattro]

Didn't play for months, try to get back in the game and re learn how to aim ... Got owned by ceo in pickup insurgent + 2 bodyguards in hydras and when I can take the ceo alone I face a suicidedramaqueenbulletproofhelmetfpsview.

In race was first during 1 lap then saw a cheater speed boosting in his fu*** pink stock tempesta while I was in fully modded 811 (no kurb boosting) it was like teleporting . That was my first day in gtao since months.

[Slonitram]

How I think R* programmed the AI bad guys for the I/E sales:

 

That's how Rockstar porgrammed traffic in this game.

[CarnageRacing00]

who here is getting annoyed with all that the recent update has broken??

i can't play single player since i can't change character's (in single player i'm stuck as michael) and i can't access my purchased private garage or access sites in the in game phone.

yes i know this is the gta online forum but it did seem to broke a thing or two in gta online but that's at least playable.

I haven't had any problems yet.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

I love how every time in the past months i got a 250 k award, i either freeze or get disconected.

 

Its like they are saying: "Don't forget that cash we give you is a priviledge you bastard...remember how we can also freeze and disconect you without paying anything at all !"

[Demoi]

Never get a chance to play ANY of the special races; always get stuck on launching session. No, its not my Internet when my speed is 77.3 mbps

[FiVEOHFiVE]

No point in doing anything productive in free mode besides being hydra fodder. It was pretty bad before R* released all the heist vehicles but noe the CEO and their goons all go ghost organization in hydras while doing continuous explosive canon runs. Everything gets destroyed: your cars, cargo, product, motivation to play the damn game.

Edited March 17, 2017 by Supergamer505

[Xiled]

Never get a chance to play ANY of the special races; always get stuck on launching session. No, its not my Internet when my speed is 77.3 mbps

Is your internet plugged in?

[DeucesR]

 

How I think R* programmed the AI bad guys for the I/E sales:

 

 

 

Jesus Christ that is so goddamn painfully fake. God I f*cking hate CG in these movies.

 

 

Off-Topic, sorry, but what movie is that?!?!

[Dacelo]

It's from the new Fast & Furious I think

[Demoi]

The Fate and The Furious

[DeucesR]

The Fate and The Furious

 

 

It's from the new Fast & Furious I think

 

Ah, thanks guys

[Shaundi.]

 

Sad or angery reacs only.

[HamwithCheese]

 

Sad or angery reacs only.

Just one of those kind of races.

[Gridl0k]

I'm angery that he doesn't know how to control the car in the air or when to respawn

Edited March 17, 2017 by Gridl0k

[rsquattro]

 

 

Sad or angery reacs only.

Just one of those kind of races.Yeah Thats sad 8 min for "dnf", sometimes in race everything goes wrong...

Just à tip release your parachute when you are above the landing pad instead of waiting your car to land

[zecanelao]

Since this last update I simply can't enter any of my cars inside my own garage after spawning in the session. I have to walk out and call my cars.

[zoso80]

Well, that was fast. Anytime I check my PSN app, NO ONE is playing GTA on my friends list 75% of the time. Unscientific of course, but between this week and last week seems at least on my list - major player drop off.

[Faggio S]

Ceo crate sales, Titan and Cuban missions are glitched for a few weeks.

 

Sometimes the drops don't register at all. Sometimes the drop markers don't even show up on the map.

 

But it's the cop outfit that's gamebreaking and needs to be immediately patched.

[Nerfgoth]

Why does people dont put custom vehicles on in the new races?

[autofanatic]

Greeeeaaat... now they are just outright throwing cars at me.

 

You just f*cking dodge it! Cool!

 

I guess I'm not allowed to commit Grand Theft Auto....

 

This car clearly not any PV or too hot but it just f*cking disappeared! I cannot believe this.