The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Mach1bud]

 

These blazer races are honestly sh*t in every way. These damn thing barely do like 20 miles an hour in a f*cking tube, how's that fun.

That's what I mean! People keep saying the tracks are creative and challenging, which they are... but not in a f*cking Blazer Aqua! Pretty sure no one has custom ones either as I don't see who would be stupid enough to waste millions on something so useless. Ugh.

 

At least with the Rocket Voltic races they're thrilling and fun even though the tracks themselves may not be as creative/challenging.

Idk I like the Blazer races. Just saw a bunch of dudes with custom ones too.

 

I'm easy to please I guess.

[ioxwave]

 

I'm telling ya. Think like a greedy Dev Darth, it makes sense.

 

Unlock all those vehicles even easier now BUT at higher prices. Boom. More cash card sales from those players who don't want to work to unlock the items.

 

The reward system is obsolete the game launched with. Given way to decisions based on making R* more money. I keep telling people this isn't a game anymore. It's a tool to generate repeat purchases!

 

So low levels can now buy anything ?

better than grinding from zero tho, do you wanna heist with randoms... cause i did that for about 7 months till we got the kuruma thing patched... was alright then, ended up giving like 25% to everyone on my last month of heisting before ceo work arrived, now im afraid ill eclipse my heist earnings with ceo work cause im more proud of the heist teams that helped me help them - heisting is more fun than ceo/mc in my opinion but maybe if both were combined in some way theyd be even more fun - like public lobby heists in gta 6 and we get to rob the fib with tanks, and the buildings are 4 times bigger than the ones in gta 5 or the fib has the interior unlocked from sp

 

idk man ive been playing saints row iv way too much lately - after experiencing open interiors- night clubs and penthouses with pools i feel like we need some of those in gta 6 too.

Edited March 15, 2017 by ioxwave

[eyman]

Why do they give me a bounty for stealing cars off the street?.

Who the f*ck puts out a $9,000 bounty after having their $4,000 car stolen?. you could of just bought another one you c*nt.

Edited March 15, 2017 by eyman

[Covid 19]

I got a 9,000 bounty for stealing a Futo

[⁣V⁣]

Why do they give me a bounty for stealing cars off the street?.

 

Who the f*ck puts out a $9,000 bounty after having their $4,000 car stolen?. you could of just bought another one you c*nt.

you can't put a price on an emotional attachment between a man and his car.

Or I dunno, maybe they wanted to whack you for committing a felony (Grand Theft Auto). Cause before every bounty you always get "You just messed with the wrong people" (plural).

 

And I think the $9,000 bounty costs him $18,000 and f*cking Lester takes a 50% cut.

[FourFingersOfFun]

 

Seriously pissed that they've now prevented us from being able to switch weapons quickly, now it either brings the weapon you're already holding back up, or puts away your weapon. You now have to select the weapon you want and keep it selected for at least a second before letting go of L1

so that what happened when i attacked the yacht while doing piracy prevention ?

 

I sh*t you not, but my guess is that is intended to counter the exploit were players skip the animation when reloading an RPG or homing launcher rocket i think.

 

In any case, holly sh*t, this update is bad man....

Yeah I figured that's what it was meant for but f*ck me, they couldn't have at least somehow made it only apply to the heavy weapon slot???

 

This is seriously my least favourite update now and a huge part of it is because of this ugh.

 

Quick question, when you were doing piracy prevention (I'm assuming you were attacking) did the capture bar keep randomly resetting even though you're well inside the capture zone?

 

 

^ That's gonna play havoc with muscle memory

 

I can sense an extra large portion of swear coming up

It's the most infuriating thing ever, I was able to switch from weapon to another so fast the weapon wheel screen was just a barely noticeable flash on my monitor, now I have to keep it up for at least a second

Mine is working fine on Ps4. Same thing as always, the weapon wheel barely flashes.

Hmm odd, well now I'm hoping that it's just a bug on the PC side and that it'll get fixed soon.

[OuttaMyMind]

*cough* the low boobs *cough*

[askinnywhitedildo]

Yeah, these Blazer tracks aren't very good.

 

With catch up, being in first place is utter hell. You're barely going past 60mph, and in a tube or up a inclined track, you're f*cked because you're going so goddamn slow.

 

This was the first time I ever drove one, and I obviously won't be buying one.

 

EDIT

 

And this could very well be my own fault. But, sometimes this Ruiner jumps like ass.

Edited March 15, 2017 by askinnywhitedildo

[Mrnrfan182]

Here's a common bitch and moan but I feel like getting it off my chest anyhow:

 

Just spent a couple of hours with the new stunt races. I found myself enjoying them so no, I'm not going to complain about them. It's the fact that even though I was in near full lobbies for over 2 hours with only a couple of losses on the evening, I still only made 300k doing ONLY the X2 special tracks...now if this were the "normal" payout I'd be mostly ok with it but lets cut that number in half. You're telling me that in over 2 hours of racing other players without bonuses I'm going to make 150k? That's so goddam pitiful.

 

That's it, that's all I have...just another payouts are too small bitch and moan...

[Irish45455]

Joined a random Pac Standard finale. We get to the bikes no issue and host asks if anyone has the Kuruma. I tell him it's been patched and no one can get theirs anymore. He refused to believe it and I keep telling him when he asks, "What, are you calling me a liar? Just used the Kuruma last night." to which I reply, "Well, I ain't calling you a truther. It's been patched. I've seen it first hand!" Someone else chimes in and says it's been patched and the host leaves. He messages me on PSN saying I'm a lying retard who made him look bad in front of his boys. Whatever dude.

[FourFingersOfFun]

Sigh thanks rockstar, remove the ability to switch weapons quickly on PC, but only for controller. Dumb little tryhards can still fire the rpg hella quick using the keyboard.

[Faggio S]

Sigh thanks rockstar, remove the ability to switch weapons quickly on PC, but only for controller. Dumb little tryhards can still fire the rpg hella quick using the keyboard.

So there's some way to bypass the reload animation on the RPG and Homing Launcher ?

[SHOKKERZ91]

Sigh thanks rockstar, remove the ability to switch weapons quickly on PC, but only for controller. Dumb little tryhards can still fire the rpg hella quick using the keyboard.

I know right? the key-bindings are so broken... Even with the baby-nadelauncher...

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

 

 

Seriously pissed that they've now prevented us from being able to switch weapons quickly, now it either brings the weapon you're already holding back up, or puts away your weapon. You now have to select the weapon you want and keep it selected for at least a second before letting go of L1

so that what happened when i attacked the yacht while doing piracy prevention ?

 

I sh*t you not, but my guess is that is intended to counter the exploit were players skip the animation when reloading an RPG or homing launcher rocket i think.

 

In any case, holly sh*t, this update is bad man....

Yeah I figured that's what it was meant for but f*ck me, they couldn't have at least somehow made it only apply to the heavy weapon slot???

 

This is seriously my least favourite update now and a huge part of it is because of this ugh.

 

Quick question, when you were doing piracy prevention (I'm assuming you were attacking) did the capture bar keep randomly resetting even though you're well inside the capture zone?

 

 

^ That's gonna play havoc with muscle memory

 

I can sense an extra large portion of swear coming up

It's the most infuriating thing ever, I was able to switch from weapon to another so fast the weapon wheel screen was just a barely noticeable flash on my monitor, now I have to keep it up for at least a second

Mine is working fine on Ps4. Same thing as always, the weapon wheel barely flashes.

Hmm odd, well now I'm hoping that it's just a bug on the PC side and that it'll get fixed soon.

 

I can't say, the other team was effective at killing me.

 

They did call me a script kid though....afterwards rambling in german.

I told them i don't speak nazi...i think that made them upset even more.

[V4S]

these wacky ass landings that come to a dead stop then knocks you back...grrr!!

[Gridl0k]

^ I do like how stock R2Ks get to choose their chute but us in our custom ones don't even get the right f*cking Securoserv one, it's Pride day every race just like 95% of pulls in free roam

Edited March 15, 2017 by Gridl0k

[CarnageRacing00]

Ok Rockstar, since it seems like you're doing a little bit of house cleaning, let's have a talk.

 

The parachute removal animation has got to go. It's been almost 4 years. Let it go.

 

Let us access our office computers while standing, FFS. Unless you're masking a loading time, the stupid "sit in the chair, move up to desk, get comfortable and THEN allow access to the computer" bullsh*t is ANNOYING.

 

Add an option to replace your destroyed vehicle under the Vehicle menu. Calling Mors, at this point, is an unnecessary extra step. Just make it so when you request your PV, if it's destroyed, the game will simply ask you if you want to pay for a replacement, and if you say yes, it'll spawn one for you.

 

Give us the option to disable weapon pickup. If I drop a weapon, it's because I don't want it anymore. I don't want to pick another one up the next time I happen to walk over one during a mission. A half a million dollar weapon locker shouldn't be the answer to this. My weapon wheel is too cluttered.

[Gridl0k]

^ You cancel the parachute animation if you aim - but yeah it's still a pain.

 

If I summon a vehicle, and then die before it spawns, WHY IS THERE A COOLDOWN TIMER. Gets me all the f*cking time.

[CarnageRacing00]

these wacky ass landings that come to a dead stop then knocks you back...grrr!!

You landed front bumper first, of course that would happen. Land on your back wheels.

[Nyamber]

Why the f*ck are special vehicle races in the same category as regular stunt races!?

 

This just makes it impossible to f*cking join one! It's been a day and i STILL haven't got a special race via the quick job option... I have to manually f*cking join one, which usually has two players...

 

Woo, so fun R*... Flawless game...

[Gridl0k]

^ Don't you have a quick join special vehicle race option in your phone? I did.

 

Admittedly I was looking in the pause menu for a while too.

Edited March 15, 2017 by Gridl0k

[Nyamber]

^ Don't you have a quick join special vehicle race option in your phone? I did.

 

Admittedly I was looking in the pause menu for a while too.

No. I have special vehicle missions, which is the CEO stuff, and stunt races.

 

No special vehicle stunt races.

[DLcoolJ]

Adding catch-up to stuntraces was the worst idea ever.

Adding catch up to any race was the worst idea ever..

[Malibu Club]

What is this dumb score feature? I came first in a race fair and square, yet some dude that came in third was automatically put in first place for having four more points than me? What? How do you even get these points anyway? Doing tricks off jumps? Collecting checkpoints?

[Mrnrfan182]

What is this dumb score feature? I came first in a race fair and square, yet some dude that came in third was automatically put in first place for having four more points than me? What? How do you even get these points anyway? Doing tricks off jumps? Collecting checkpoints?

He spent more time in first than you (or more time in a higher position than you). It's an interesting feature, not sure I like it. Ive only done one and I won with a score of 99. In some respects I like the idea of a score based finish because it rewards the more consistent racer. The hard part is it's GTA so you're subject to asshats and pit maneuvers so even if you battle from the back of the pack you may not earn enough th points. Not sure how it works though, whether you get extra points for finishing position or for stunts or even passing. Pretty sure it's just for time spent in first. I got a 99 because I started in the back of the pack but after a few turns I took first and never looked back.

Edited March 15, 2017 by Mrnrfan182

[KreatiivFox]

This used to be a Tornado . . .

[whywontyoulisten]

 

This used to be a Tornado . . .

 

 

 

Why post that in b&m? Would be better off here: http://gtaforums.com/topic/847186-the-official-post-your-drivable-wreck-picture-thread/

Edited March 15, 2017 by whywontyoulisten

[ALifeOfMisery]

Does anybody else think that this Online mode would be far more better if all players are under the radar all the time and the player blips only showed up as a spot on the map much like those Pac Stan Van mission with app in some vague direction when players are nearby? That way other players wouldn't know exactly where CEOs and Bikers are doing their missions immediately to catch up to them. It gives the CEO/Bikers some time and peace of mind knowing that their location isn't suddenly compromised. It also allows players to use the environment to their advantage. You could hide behind the buildings, hide inside tunnels, you could be on the rooftop and since your exact position isn't known it would make players stay more active about their environment.

Yeah, I think the game would be much better if there was no player blips on the map. Instead of ghost org players would have to pay to show blips for a min or 2.

[DentureDynamite]

Mentioned this elsewhere, but always fun getting trolled by the incessant NPCs Buzzard terminators in Import/Export...to the point of $32k damage and a completely non-functional target vehicle.

Not even remotely interested in testing the "improvement" tweaks made in 1.38 ("Reduced the accuracy and attack angle of the Buzzard Helicopter in certain Vehicle Cargo missions."):

 

Edited March 15, 2017 by DentureDynamite

[DentureDynamite]

The cops are always more aggressive after every update. That's a known opinion/fact. It's like, at the start of the games online life, they were at a level 5 (out of 10) in aggressiveness... As of now, they are on a level 13 (out of 10) in aggressiveness, and even attacking each other.

 

"Who's got eyes!?"

 

Apparently, not the LSPD. Jesus, something needs to be done about these maniacs. R* seriously needs to tone them down. A lot.

 

 

 

 

Yup; they will also back over each other just trying to exit a tight space (watch the "poor" NOOSE trooper on the right side, between the black Granger and tunnel wall--and this was two months ago):

 

 

 

 

Edited March 15, 2017 by DentureDynamite