The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[SHOKKERZ91]

I remember thinking that I'd miss sniping at floating heads when they patched the invisible body glitches, but they're back in full effect, it seems.

 

Got ganged up on by a bunch of low levels with maxed stats and 5.0+ K/Ds that were little more than socks with sandals and a tee shirt mask. Should've saved the clip, but I had to leave towards the end and just kind of forgot about it.

I don´t know why, but when i see those type of players, i always want to play a little round "Sightseer"...

[Mach1bud]

 

I want to kill Lester so f*cking much.. JUST STOP SAYING ANYTHING AT ALL AND NEVER CALL ME GOD DAMMIT.

I know right! Who doesn't wanna kill an ugly, fat nerd?

If there is one thing I wanted added, is the ability to turn off all cell phone calls.

 

Also to turn off that feed above the minimap.

[⁣V⁣]

Rockstar:

 

We're also continuously advancing our anti-cheat tools in pursuit of bad apples; if you attempt to cheat or modify GTA Online in any way, you will be detected, suspended and be subject to a character wipe so it's always best to stay on the right side and help keep the playing field fair and fun for everyone.

you will be detected

you will be detected

you will be detected

(Some f*cker the guy tried to make my life harder while I was buying clothes, so I went passive)

Then this happened:

 

(inside I faced the same fate of Jesus with a minigun and some random dude with a railgun)

gg r*

Edited March 11, 2017 by --V--

[eyman]

Do you know what? I should come here more often.

[ShyGuy_15]

I'm back at it again with the race rants.

 

Stunt 45°: Holy Sh*t i can't the amount of times i have lost this race to the track itself. Now before you go and say "you lost because you suck" I've raced competitively with bikes with racing crews more times than i can count again. This track is the killer to my win-streak. never before have i been upset with a lazily made track from rockstar from before. The amount of off set barries there are on this track drives me insane. Guess they're too busy counting cash they made from sharkcards rather than fixing these f*cking races.

[OCDee]

 

f*ck supercars and the people who drive them.

So... you don't have any supercars?

 

 

 

 

 

No, I have taste.

[-KM-]

 

 

f*ck supercars and the people who drive them.

So... you don't have any supercars?

 

 

 

 

 

No, I have taste.

 

You have different taste to the supercar fans. Can any car person just respect others car interests for once?

 

^ No offense to anyone, but why can the vast majority of people not accept that others have their own opinions too?

Edited March 11, 2017 by -KM-

[HamwithCheese]

Rockstar:

 

We're also continuously advancing our anti-cheat tools in pursuit of bad apples; if you attempt to cheat or modify GTA Online in any way, you will be detected, suspended and be subject to a character wipe so it's always best to stay on the right side and help keep the playing field fair and fun for everyone.

you will be detected

you will be detected

you will be detected

(Some f*cker the guy tried to make my life harder while I was buying clothes, so I went passive)

Then this happened:

 

(inside I faced the same fate of Jesus with a minigun and some random dude with a railgun)

gg r*

Some say this is what the second coming looks like.

[Professional Amateur]

Decided to join special vehicle missions for a bit of fun and some easy money, and the first one I get put into is Arms Embargo. Nice, I like this mission.

 

The level 186 pilot is massively incompetent and can't even fly the SuperVolito in the correct direction until he finally realises that the Ruiners were about 30 seconds back towards the city. Flips the chopper on landing, bails out, runs to a Ruiner, jumps and then manages to hit a Cargobob with a missile he fired for no particular reason.

 

It amazes me how people can always escalate their idiocy to an unbelievable level.

 

E: Got in the ramp buggy mission, two people couldn't figure out how to open their parachutes at a sensible height and therefore became pavement pancakes. Bloody hell.

Edited March 11, 2017 by Professional Amateur

[hugh750]

i wonder why r* charges us $20.000 for entry to premium races?

i've thought a couple of times of doing them and then being reminded why i don't do them by seeing the entry costs.

[Rafae]

i wonder why r* charges us $20.000 for entry to premium races?

i've thought a couple of times of doing them and then being reminded why i don't do them by seeing the entry costs.

You think they'll let you have 100k for winning a race just like that?

[hugh750]

 

i wonder why r* charges us $20.000 for entry to premium races?

i've thought a couple of times of doing them and then being reminded why i don't do them by seeing the entry costs.

You think they'll let you have 100k for winning a race just like that?

 

yes!

[Madhorse]

I want to kill Lester so f*cking much.. JUST STOP SAYING ANYTHING AT ALL AND NEVER CALL ME GOD DAMMIT.

Lester calls me everytime I load up Online about details of another heist. I remember the whole dialogue because I've heard it so many times.

Edited March 11, 2017 by Madhorse

[Lonely-Martin]

@ Madhorse... Very easy to fix...Finish those old heists off... Simples.

[Black-Dragon96]

 

I want to kill Lester so f*cking much.. JUST STOP SAYING ANYTHING AT ALL AND NEVER CALL ME GOD DAMMIT.

Lester calls me everytime I load up Online about details of another heist. I remember the whole dialogue because I've heard it so many times.I got called four times in a row. Everytime he was talking about bountys.

Me: "There is no bloddy bounty in this solo public lobby you idiot man, stop calling me."

Same with the assistant calling you every time you deliver a car to the warehouse/salepoint. "I know that the car has been delivered. I drove it myself. Stop calling me ffs."

Atleast i got madrazo to shut up after i found the last gang attack (was at the house near the constructionsite in the desert were one lost vs damed adversery mode takes place) and i never heard a single word from LJT since i never started my biker bussines.

 

I cant imagine how horrobile it has to be if all those npc are able to call you.

Edited March 11, 2017 by Black-Dragon96

[Gridl0k]

Oh f*ck you

 

 

Also, as is traditional, I did too many races and got a 1 week comms ban on XBL for calling an asshole an asshole.

Edited March 11, 2017 by Gridl0k

[Lonely-Martin]

@ hugh750... High stakes premium raves and you don't see why you are charged the $20k? The buy in covers the prize pot, and the winner gets $100k, 2nd get double cash, 3rd gets a refund, and the rest get f*ck all... Happy days.

@ GridLock... I've had that happen to me in the RE-7B twice this past week or so since the new tracks were added, seen another lose to me on last lap for what looked like a similar thing as we both were battling till last lap, neither of us made any mistakes on that run and was non-contact, he just got stuck... Damn game really needs a lil' spring cleaning... Lose these little bugs & what-not. I'd be cool with a day off for maintenance or something...

[Gridl0k]

Part of the floor collided with the ramp and f*cked up the boost, I think. But yeah that's basic testing..

 

I was only second because the trophy trucks have a totally f*cked up physics model.

 

 

Totally the game's fault

Edited March 11, 2017 by Gridl0k

[Lonely-Martin]

@ Any Lester haters... I'm fully with you in this witch hunt... That pesky git needs to go... I've done all heists, even let him find me a car to try and shut him up... But noooo... After countless jobs with this predator, many bounties collected, bank robberies... He still phones me up like it's the first time we meet...

[DB-14]

Any CEO delivery mission involving that damn boat.

[whywontyoulisten]

Any CEO delivery mission involving that damn boat.

They're the easiest ones!

[Gridl0k]

The drawbridge is closed rockstar, you can start exterminating now.

 

[Pedinhuh]

The drawbridge is closed rockstar, you can start exterminating now.

 

Just do your part: Report and move on.

 

If every player did they part, reported every clearly modded account, R* would have these accoubts checked and acted accordingly.

[Gridl0k]

I reported them for no boat

[Pedinhuh]

I reported them for no boat

Yep, that would have set me off too.

I mean, their rank and K/D ratio looks legit.

 

Very, VERY legit...

[OBeef619]

When you find a decent race lobby with good races and you spawn under the map upon the next selection and lose those players forever.

[Gridl0k]

Dear Rockstar,

 

Please let me mute all dialogue.

 

PS Go f*ck your momma. In the kiester.

[DB-14]

 

Any CEO delivery mission involving that damn boat.

They're the easiest ones!

 

 

Truck and plane are far better! If you get killed on the boat you have to try shooting while on the crappy jet ski.

[whywontyoulisten]

 

 

 

Any CEO delivery mission involving that damn boat.

They're the easiest ones!

 

 

 

Truck and plane are far better! If you get killed on the boat you have to try shooting while on the crappy jet ski.

 

I don't think I've ever died on the boat. Can't you get back on board before being shot?

[ThaBirdCoot]

f*cked by R* servers last night and my monthly daily objective bonus is a bust, yep totally done with it. At least I can stop login in daily to this mess of a game now.